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they said love is reaching blindly at a pit full of snakes by summermidnights
Fandoms: One Piece
30 May 2022
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“What are you going to tell them?”“We’re friends with benefits,” Nami says with a straight face. Sanji chokes on his own spit and starts coughing violently. “Except the benefit is friendship.”
“So, friends. You’re literally just friends,” Usopp monotones flatly from his room.
Alternatively: During college, you learn that not everything is as it appears. Sanji is in love with Zoro, Zoro is dating Hiyori, and Nami accidentally ends up a master wingwoman by sorta kinda maybe platonically taking Sanji off the dating market.
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06 Jul 2025
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“…you really are cursed.”
"That's what I've been saying this entire time."
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The captain raised an eyebrow as he paced around them. “Really. ‘Fiona’?”
“It’s her name. Just, her middle name,” Jaskier explained.
“And that,” the captain snapped his fingers, making Ciri jump, “Is exactly my point. We don’t even know your names. For being ‘honest’ you’re shockingly deceptive. And I can’t have that on my ship.”Or:
Geralt never called the Law of Surprise, instead all Witchers fled to the ocean decades back. A place Jaskier has avoided going for the last twenty years, until Nilfgaard's hunt for Ciri forced him to revisit his past traumas, and along the way find a chance for love.Bookmarked by WouldIEverTellYouMyName
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The cats have concluded that since I'm awake, I must feed them.
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Aiden stared at him. “…you stole my knife.”
“Let go of me, Witcher,” Julian growled, clenching the knife tighter in his hands.
“How the fuck did you steal my knife?!”Or: Aiden gets a contract to ‘escort an unwilling noble’ (read: kidnap and smuggle) to Cidaris.
It may just be the worst contract he’s ever taken.Series
- Part 1 of Like rubbing wine stains into rugs
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29 Jun 2025
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They were interrupted, in fine Oxenfurt tradition, by a band.
Jaskier had to clap a hand over his face to muffle his laughter as ten of his own students entered the street between Jaskier and his father, and began playing their instruments as loudly as possible.
The saintly cat is staring at me. He's early. He doesn't get fed for ten more minutes.
I woke up and the saintly cat had backed the gremlin into a corner and wasn't letting her leave.... I don't know what they're doing.
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If the Sea Has No Home, Then I Build One Beside It by wavesagne
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Jul 2025
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Buggy the Star Clown was old and infamous. The third Pirate King title was practically within his grasp. But instead, he died at 74, only to wake up in a grimy apartment. Being a broke 25-year-old wasn’t exactly the afterlife he’d expected.
Then Buggy finds him - a tiny, ravenous boy, digging through a trash bin. This world’s Luffy doesn’t know him, but Buggy knows him. And like it or not, his reinvention now includes trying to feed a surprisingly resilient street child and figuring out how to keep his perpetually messy hair somewhat contained.
If there’s one thing Buggy knows, it’s how to survive.
Armed with a stolen second chance, a smartphone full of bizarre new rules and a kitchenette that’s seen better days, he’ll carve a new legacy - one chaotic livestream at a time.
(Or: Reincarnated Buggy decided to grace the internet with his presence, and, naturally, fame followed. Though, even he admits the sheer adoration is a bit much. And the real plot twist is becoming a single dad to a trash-goblin Luffy.)
This is not a grand adventure. There is no epic quest, but just the slow, awkward process of rebuilding a life.
(Summary edited on 22/06/2025)
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Alright, he needed to do something right now to prove to this wolf that he was not a fox, he was a shapeshifter. He needed to… to…move…?
Any time… Please…?
His body remained immobile, and the wolf continued to lick him.
The fucking snake monster, and the fucking paralytic causing problems.Aka: Jaskier's a shapeshifter and stuck in his form when a strange wolf finds him.