Zulupatches
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Audrey can’t remember her life 9 years ago. Can’t remember her home before she was taken. Before she was being traded endlessly between ships, rotting in cells.
But maybe. Maybe she doesn’t need to.
Her life changes completely when she sneaks onto the ship SBI. She makes friends. Then family. And just maybe, this is home. -
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She smiled. Such a kind boy, no one had given her an offering, or even a word of prayer in centuries, and now, here someone was, a small boy placing something by her altar.
Of course she would keep him safe.
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Tommy, Tubbo, ranboo, Wilbur and techno are all kindergarteners and Phil is their teacher and Tommy found the temple of the goddess of death, she likes to make Phil’s life hard and cause chaos in the classroom. Basically there’s a lot of fluff and hardly any lore, it’s just cute lol
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Combat against the void in my heart by Zulupatches
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Aug 2023
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Phil misses his kids after they grow up and all become heroes. His house is too empty, what will he do?
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Wilbur gets ubducted by a teenage alien Tommy who very-much needs his help with school.
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Tommy is dragged out of bed at some ungodly hour to resolve an argument between two demons.
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loosely connected 09 ghoap fics <3 all of them can be read as standalones unless otherwise specified!!!! :D
they’re not quite canon aligned, but take a lot from it :]
(just as a quick aside, if any of u feel like making fanart pls link them in the comments as otherwise i won’t see them!! <3 <3 thank you)
being translated into chinese/mandarin by the lovely relyon and drownfall !!! !!!
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09 Aug 2025
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keep me sharp (test my worth in blood) by Ivillpunchyouinthethroat for spidehpig
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
28 Feb 2024
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“Left you a gift, Johnny,” Ghost answers.
“Aye?” Soap says and Ghost can about hear his grin. “I’m quakin’ in excitement, Lt.”
Soap leaves his mic on and Ghost can hear the creaking of the door open and the soft rustle of Soap's tac gear as he walks over to the body.
A sharp intake of breath and then a low whistle.
“Careful, Lt,” Soap rumbles, accent noticeably thicker, “bloody gifts like these, might think yer courtin’ me proper. The old way at least.”
And that's how it starts.
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04 Aug 2025
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Cuisine for Two by atqi
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
08 Jun 2025
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Ambessa evaluates the quality of her companion for her stay in Piltover.
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23 Jul 2025
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five times you didn't want to be a hybrid plus the one time you had to.
(title from "alligators blood" by nicole dollanganger)
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04 Jul 2025
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Hands.
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21 Jun 2025