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    Voldemort returns from his resurrection a good bit saner than he was before and realises that Harry Potter is actually his Horcrux. Since that changes the whole game, he decides to pay Harry a visit in his home for the summer to make him an offer.

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    22/?
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    647
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    1,186
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    350
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    33,208
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    It had happened long before they ever found the greenhouse with the strawberries.

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    Draco Malfoy is doing fine. Really. He has his sleek life, his restored family name, and just enough sarcasm to cover the cracks. But when a lazy summer gathering at Malfoy Manor puts him in closer orbit with Harry Potter—of all people—his carefully controlled world begins to tilt. Potter doesn't want to be the golden boy anymore. And Draco? He’s not sure what he even wants; peace? more fame? or perhaps, Harry?
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    "You don't always have to play the sodding hero, Potter,"
    'And you don't have to treat yourself like a villain, Draco."

    (New Chapter Every Three-Seven Days!)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    “Fuck… “ Kim muttered while watching Chay through the window, watching him sitting on the kitchen floor, crying next to a sad pile of what used to be a muffin with a slowly dying candle burried in the mess.

    Kim had no idea what to do.

    *

    Chay never really celebrated his birthday. Partly because usually there was no money to do so but more importantly because there was no one to celebrate it with.

    He didn’t have any friends close enough to do this with. Porsche, even though he always kept apologizing profusely, had to work and Athree wasn’t the type of person who would care about something like someone’s birthday.

    So Chay was always all alone on his birthday.

    It always had been like that and Chay got used to it.

    But this year it was supposed to be different. Chay was turning 18 and Porsche swore he wouldn’t miss that for the world. Porsche promised he would be there for Chay’s 18th birthday no matter what and Chay made a mistake of actually getting his hopes high… just to be let down, harder than ever before.

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    English
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    87,664
    Chapters:
    23/28
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    202
    Kudos:
    488
    Bookmarks:
    59
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    12,615
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    horror!AU woosan
    what if two disaster idols tried to outgaslight each other with choreography and lost track of who started it?
    psychological dead dove slowburn with humiliation/consent-unclear undertones, all layered through unreliable narrator and unspoken want.

    or: the fine line between being seen and being wanted, painted purple and a little feral
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    Wooyoung isn’t sure if he’s chasing a song or a secret; San isn’t sure what he’ll do if he catches either
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    This fic was brought to you by San’s “Creep” solo !
    If obsession had a soundtrack, it would sound like this.

    Language:
    English
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    41,645
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4,126
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    It seems that Loki finally has what he’s always wanted: he helped save Midgard during the war of realms, became the closest thing to a hero that's possible for him, and got the throne of Jotunheim.

    So why does he feel like “the god of nothing”?

    It's time for a new plan. Maybe joining the Avengers can help him find a new purpose and meaning?

    Great! Let's pay a visit to Tony Stark and ask him. It's not like anything can go wrong, can it? And even if it does, Loki can easily talk himself out of any trouble…

    …Provided that his chaotic, unpredictable nature doesn't make him say something totally unplanned… 😉

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    27
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    3
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    216
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    Dust hasn't been able to find anything interesting on Craigslist. Which sounds fake, but she's not even lying this time. Mostly.
    What she does find, however, is a pimp. Looking for security. Yeah sure, why the hell not; she's done weirder gigs and a girl needs to eat, right?

    a maf(emme)ia dustard au

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    English
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    10,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Dipper Pines has been gone too long, he needs to make it up to Pacifica in one way or another.

    “Wow, do you have to be a dork all the time?”

    “If being a dork is being stupid in love with you, then yes.”

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    11,047
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    22
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    Years after the war, a rip of ancient, volatile magic starts bleeding through London’s wards, and the Ministry drafts an uneasy task force to hunt the missing artefact. Hermione Granger supplies the theory; Draco Malfoy—whose bloodline is disturbingly attuned to the spellwork—becomes the reluctant linchpin. Between midnight archive sessions and magic raw enough to crack stone, they learn that the hardest thing to seal may be the distance between them—even when the city’s fate hangs in the balance.

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    10/18
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    324
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    Well, you see, it’s done. The world is saved, evil lies defeated in the coldest, darkest pits of reality—the story is over, and Han Jisung is too late for it.

    In fact, the story is retired and would very much like to be left alone, thank you. But Han Jisung desperately needs the help.

    (A kinda sorta Howl's Moving Castle AU that got deeply out of hand.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    20
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    2
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    434
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    Quaxo's song is something special shared between him and his best friend. He never considered something might come up to prevent Tugger from being there.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Se c'è una cosa in cui Hermione Granger è brava, è usare la magia per risolvere i suoi problemi. E questa volta, il suo problema è il sesso.
    Fortunatamente, ha la soluzione perfetta: un medaglione incantato con l'incantesimo brevettato “Daydream”. Ogni volta che lo apre, si ritrova nel Paese dei Sogni, dove può vivere tutte le sue fantasie più sporche senza correre alcun rischio.
    La magia è un po' complicata, però. Per qualche motivo, Malfoy continua ad apparire lì con lei. Meno male che è solo un'illusione: se fosse davvero lui, non se lo perderebbe mai.
    Nel frattempo, Draco è determinato a scoprire chi cazzo lo sta maledicendo a soffrire di allucinazioni erotiche altamente realistiche della sua cotta segreta d'infanzia. Quando troverà il colpevole, la pagherà cara.

    Language:
    Italiano
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    Chapters:
    7/39
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Cordelia Jackson had been warned. Ever since she had been thrust into this infernal world behind the Mist, she had heard all the stories. The stories of lawless lands and tyrannical kings, of epic wars and legendary heroes, of ruthless monsters and merciless gods.

    The stories of how things used to be.

    And now, she finds herself in the thick of it, with nobody to rely on but herself.

     

    May the gods' blessing be with you, for you shall certainly need it.

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    English
    Words:
    192,413
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    1,955
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    6,384
    Bookmarks:
    2,021
    Hits:
    185,586
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    8 years after the War, Hermione Granger thought her days of danger were behind her--until Harry Potter ropes her into an undercover mission in the glamorous, high-speed world of Formula 1. Disguised as a Muggle PhD student studying the mental and physical toll of racing, Hermione’s real job is to track a string of suspicious magical surges happening at F1 races around the world. Between maintaining her cover, tracking magic, and run-ins with familiar faces, one thing's clear for the MAGTrack crew--the track's not the only thing heating up.

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    English
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    39,745
    Chapters:
    17/50
    Comments:
    34
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,926
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    At the first Ball of the season Lord Fife bumps into Miss Penelope Featherington but rather than stutter and apologise she gives him the perfect set-down. Intrigued by this new version of the wallflower, Fife can't help but seek out her company. But what are his intentions and what will happen when Colin Brdigerton comes back from his travels?

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    English
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    109,232
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    1,272
    Kudos:
    2,056
    Bookmarks:
    545
    Hits:
    51,119
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    “I don’t go around looking for someone to warm my tent! If I was, I wouldn’t pick a hedge mage! Of all places, why would I be looking for romance here?! My mission has always come first! Solas is—” She stopped, as if realizing she had just hit a wall. In a heartbeat, her voice softened. “He’s an accident. He didn’t invite this attention to himself—it just…happened. He opens my eyes, Mahanon. He…stills…my fears. He makes me better. I am braver because of him.” She unfurled her fist and stance, like one accepting defeat. Her voice trembled. “Mahanon, please…the clan already owns my life; must it have a say in this, too?”

    It was only then that Solas regained the sense to turn around and walk away. He needed the space to breathe. As he was walking away, he heard her say, “If it makes you feel any better, Solas doesn’t care for me that way. We’re just friends. That’s all we can afford to be.”

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    An examination of how an ancient immortal on a mission to save his world found himself caring for a mortal ignorant of her past--the same mortal who holds the key to his redemption.

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    Chapters:
    62/65
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    4,569
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    “So, what will it be, Deliverer?” Mydei stared deep into Phainon’s ice blue eyes, trapping him in the closeness of their two bodies, leaving no room for escape. “Will you keep hiding? Or will you take from me what it is you desire?”

    Frustrated with Phainon's hesitance to make a move on him, Mydei takes his chances when he catches Phainon pleasuring himself at the bathhouse.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    38
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    6
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    317
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    Batman and Robin have returned from patrol, it's been a long night and Jason's ready for it to have a happy ending. Now, if he can just draw Bruce's attention away from the Batcomputer and towards more deserving pursuits...

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    English
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    3,945
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    49
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    It's been fifteen years since Sebastian Sallow's life changed forever, fifteen years since, as some would say, he became a "redeemed man."

    Now, in the fourth and final long fic in the "Like Moths to a Flame" series, Sebastian finds himself caught between dreams and reality, haunted by the past in more ways than one. And if that weren't enough, toss in a dash of ancient magic here, a bit of time travel there, and you've got a whole mess of problems.

    Some endings are meant to be rewritten. Others were always meant to be. But which is which?

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    Sebastian wondered if he'd ever make it here. If time would be kind enough to allow him to come, to permit him to save Damien one final time. Some days he'd even wondered if time had closed its doors on him. But here, on this sunny, impossible summer day in 1891, he saw clearly: Time hadn't abandoned him. Time had only been... waiting.

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    // Spotify Playlist //

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    591
    Chapters:
    1/25
    Hits:
    9
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    Mika asks the important questions.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    8

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