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    Carter’s not sure exactly when he first learned about the patented Peter Benton Dating Algorithm, but it must have been early on, because he internalised it like it was any other scrap of information he’d gleaned and hoarded like a crazy person, like his GPA (3.8), his birthday (September 9th) or his blood type (B positive).

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Dennis Whitaker must be going crazy. It’s the only reason he can come up with for why his boss—gravel-voiced, twice-his-age Dr. Robby—won’t stop putting his hands on him.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Mel King has never had sex before. And Trinity Santos? Well, she's a giver.

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    12 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Based on that one tweet about Robby's Star of David hitting Whitaker's chin when they bang.

    Whitaker gets mugged, and Robby steps over the line a few times. Whitaker doesn't mind.

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    12 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    “He took it real hard, Chris. When you stepped through the door and tried to leave us forever, he was heartbroken, man. And I mean it. Heartbroken.” Her head bobbed with the last word, her eyes comically wide as if she was trying to mentally channel knowledge into Chris’ thick skull.

    It did not work. “I doubt it.” Chris laughed, feeling the back of his neck break into sweat. “He doesn’t function like that. He’s a fucking machine.”

    “He’s definitely something,” Ads said. “But he was sobbing. Ugly sobbing, into my neck. Like, torrential. He had a lot of shit bottled up.”

    “Adrian doesn’t cry.”

    “He does now,” Ads said. “Over you."

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    Adrian hadn't called. He hadn't texted. Not since Chris had got back in one piece from the other dimension. And all Chris could think about, after Ads had brought it up, was that he'd made him cry.

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    11 Oct 2025