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me, you, and your many cats by bonezthewriter
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Jan 2025
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Standing in the corner of his room were two piercing amber eyes staring directly at him. The rest of its figure is hidden in a shadow, and he can’t make out if it's a creature or a person, although it’s much smaller than any human could be.
“Uhm, hello?” His voice echoes in the abyss of his room.
Instead of a word, or the roar of a terrifying beast — a mew comes through the dark.
He inches across the wall until his hand hits what he was searching for – a light switch. His hands moves up an inch to flip it. The bulbs flicker before slowly turning on, allowing him to see it.
Sitting in front of him is a… cat?
--Peter and Wade, having never met before, meet through the hijinks of Wade's cats, Bea and Arthur. They also happen to be neighbors. 5 times they met because of his cats, +1 time they met on their own
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As I walk into this stupid school
Away from my stupid step-dad
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You can’t love somebody if you don’t love yourself. That’s what my dad told me a long time ago. And now, I know that he doesn’t love himself.--
or, A collections of stories from the point of views of the teens about their relationships with their fathers. Some are introspective, many are poems, and one is a manga. -
What the f*ck happened by bonezthewriter
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
30 Oct 2024
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He's just around the corner,
always with me, hunting.
He terrifies me, because he's
a literal monster!--
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a poem based off of my short Michie series, What the f*ck happened last night.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 121
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
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Out of the stone walls that cover me,
Sturdy as the brick from street to street,
I resent my lord behind the debris,
For the body splattered beneath my feet.--
Short poetry, mimicing the poem Invictus, about episode 17 of Delicious in Dungeon from the perspective of Falin.
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No Longer Human by bonezthewriter
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
28 Oct 2024
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The truth is clear to see.
In the slits of my eyes,
Or my scales and feathers,
I am no longer human.--
Or,I wrote poetry about Falin again.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 128
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 24
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Michie short series - What the fuck happened last night by bonezthewriter
Fandom: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Fandom, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
30 Oct 2024
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Richie wakes up in the bed of Max Jagerman one fateful day. Follow them as they develop their relationship; and themselves.
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- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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Old-Ass Literature Fanfiction by bonezthewriter
Fandom: Die Verwandlung | The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka, Original Work, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, The Epic of Gilgamesh
22 May 2024
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- 3,462
- Works:
- 3
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Somebody has been spiking drinks along Boogie Street in an attempt to make quick Reál by mugging their unconscious victims. However, when a batch of drugs turns sour and causes three casualties, it's up to two of the 41st's most *geriatric* Detectives to hit the strip *undercover*.
One: HARRY DU BOIS; newly sober and *itching* to bust moves a good two decades out of date.
Two: KIM KITSURAGI; self-proclaimed 'spoiled sport' and more cop than man.Oh, and there's an extra spanner in the works. The Detectives seem to have had a *COLOSSAL* falling out two days prior that has rendered them... Not on the best of terms. What could possibly go wrong?
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Self-portrait of a man with a 2 mm hole in his head by Anonymous
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
18 Jul 2025
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After returning from Martinaise, Harry starts drawing.
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- Part 5 of DE fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,861
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3
- Kudos:
- 36
- Bookmarks:
- 9
- Hits:
- 173
Bookmarked by bonezthewriter
06 Aug 2025
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what would i do(what more can i say?) by moonlitdazings
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
01 Mar 2025
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“You know, I never really understood why romantic relationships were always put on such a high pedestal even from a young age.” Qifrey comments genuinely.
“Really? How so? Did you not have crushes back then?”
“Not really. I mean, there’s this notion that friendships aren’t as special as romantic ones, but I think our friendship is special.”
“We’re best friends. Of course it’s special.”
“What I meant to say is, the things couples do, a lot of them we do too, don’t we? We live together, we cook for each other, we’ve switched our tassels. We spent most of our time together, despite learning under different Professors, and even now I still enjoy most of my free time with you. So what’s the difference? The intimacy? You’re also giving me a massage at this very moment.”
Olruggio thinks of the teasing he endured from his cohort over his closeness with Qifrey, but his reasoning does shine a new light on the matter. “I see your point. I suppose it isn’t all that different. We even have our tax write-offs handled together.”
Qifrey asks Olruggio to help him wash his back in their overly-equipped bathroom.
Bookmarked by bonezthewriter
06 Aug 2025
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How to Not Kidnap Jonathan Sims: A Beginner’s Guide by WonkyElk
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Aug 2024
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”The thing about failing to kidnap Jonathan Sims, was that it wasn’t even important.”
Or: Jon does not get kidnapped, quite a lot, and somehow gains some friends in the process
Bookmarked by bonezthewriter
28 Apr 2025
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There it is Again (That Funny Feeling) by HemiDemi
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Mar 2025
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“Made a new friend?”
“Or they've made me into a chair. Either is fine.” Jon chuffs, leaning back a little to give Martin more room to see the grey ball of fluff. “They're friendly, at least.”
Series
- Part 1 of HemiDemi's JonMartin Week 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,278
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 46
- Kudos:
- 141
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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Bookmarked by bonezthewriter
22 Apr 2025