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Dave Strider is an immortal god of a fledgeling universe, with control over the very flow of time. He has also never heard of “boba tea.”
A Secret Santa gift for @/roastedbeefed on Tumblr!
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The Light of the Lion by crab_noises
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Heroes, Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken | Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword
08 Feb 2022
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In the distant kingdom of Askr, Lucius has been summoned to offer his clemency to those in need. He has adjusted well, serving the Order of Heroes with the same devotion he had while serving House Cromwell. One day, the Summoner brings a new Hero the the Order's ranks: a prince from Fódlan, said to be driven by vengeance and in need of guidance. Lucius takes it upon himself to offer counsel, but will Dimitri accept it? Furthermore, the words of his supposed soulmate tattooed across Lucius' chest taunt him still, claiming his guidance would never bear fruit...
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Not So Distant by crab_noises
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
01 Sep 2020
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Felix is minding his own business. But Bernadetta just had to go and get herself in danger. If only she wasn't so vulnerable, and cute... wait, what?
(For the Ultra Rarepair Big Bang!)
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How do you ask Damien LaVey to prom? Hell if Oz knows.
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Lance McClain just moved into the Pink Palace. He's got weird neighbors, a busy family, and there's an odd little door in the parlor that's been bricked off...
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hot politicians weekly by grazergroves
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
30 Jan 2023
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"It's been brought to my attention that most of the public thinks we're dating," Eda says gravely.
Altena does not look up from the form she's reading as she answers. "We aren't?"
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Three Shots of Espresso by haku23
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken | Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword
01 Aug 2020
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At exactly 12:30pm Monday through Friday Legault forgets for two minutes that he’s 27 years old and working fulltime in coffee shop hell. The previously annoying, shrill bell’s jingle is like a chorus of angels announcing the presence of their head angel.
Or; Legault is a barista, Heath is a hot regular customer who owns a lot of lizards.
Bookmarked by crab_noises
12 Apr 2021
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hello god if you’re out there bring an update thanks king
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When Hanzo Shimada answers a call from an old Overwatch beacon, his desires to redeem himself and his brother's words about choosing a side ringing in his ears, the last thing he expected was a living memory from his days as the heir to a crime family.
But maybe they're both looking to move away from their mistakes.
Overwatch is born anew and in turn offers rebirth to those under its mantle.
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E.T: koushi you're a med major how do you even have time for another job
angel: i inject caffeine straight into my eyes
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The skype college group chat shitshow no one asked for