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POV: You are Patches the Cat and George is trying to steal your room (and Dream) by e7r0chw3n
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
12 Jul 2021
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George trudged into the kitchen, bleary eyed. “Coffee?” he asked in a low murmur. Dream pointed to the coffeepot on the counter, wordlessly but with a smile. Right, Patches remembered. Apparently George is a special occasion. She padded away to eat her breakfast, loud peals of laughter following her as Dream and George slowly woke up together over coffee and frying bacon. She could feel a hairball coming on.
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George comes to Florida. Dream pines, George is oblivious, and Patches? She just wants her room back.
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Ryan really does hate the Hot Daga. But he really does love Shane.
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“So, I know you said you didn’t want to know what Hamilton and I argue about-“ Thomas began. “Still don’t,” James muttered. “BUT,” Thomas continued over his complaints. “I’m going to tell you anyways.”
“Yay,” James said, in the most monotone voice he could muster.
Thomas huffed. “Well, not everything. We don’t have time for that. But lately, he’s been insinuating that I am incapable of finding someone who can tolerate me for even a single date.” He stared at James as if expecting some sort of indignation on Thomas’s behalf. James stared back. “That is… patently correct, apparently,” James said slowly.
“Besides the point,” Thomas brushed his concern away with a flourish. “And also, wrong. Because I have found someone who will go on- and most likely enjoy- a date with me.”
James stared at him for another few seconds before it all clicked. “No,” he said firmly. “No, no, no, n-” Thomas grinned at him. “Oh, yes, sweetheart."
After a series of record-breakingly bad dates (most of which were probably his fault), Thomas turns to his best friend to help him prove to Hamilton that he is capable of a successful date. What could go wrong? (Or, more importantly, what could go right?)
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Harrington, completely oblivious to Eddie’s entire world crashing down around him, stretches so that his shirt rides up. It exposes a mole on his lower back, and Eddie snaps his pencil right in half.
Eddie startles at the noise it makes, then admires how cleanly his pencil broke, and then he realises the class has gone quiet.
A few kids turn to shoot him a look, including Harrington, so Eddie does the only logical thing he can do: he propels out of his seat and jumps out of the open window.
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smoking guns (hot to the touch) by fivecenturiesverse
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Jul 2022
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Sure, they've saved the world, but the best part of that really is that it doesn't end there and in a town where everyone thinks he murdered a girl, he's at least got Steve Harrington and Robin Buckley. It's really not his fault he accidentally starts living at Steve's house, he was invited, after all. There's a mystery too, about Barbara Holland and Steve's pool.
“Your boner is digging into me,” says Robin, and Steve snorts a tired sort of laugh.
“I don’t have a —”
“You do, I can feel it. Gross.”
“Okay, but it’s only a little one,” he says in a small voice which sounds like he’s impersonating someone.
“Are you ever going to let that go? I peed a little bit when the Russians got the torture devices out, okay?” She sounds amused, though.
Eddie jolts. “Russian torture devices?”
Robin carries on like she didn’t hear him but Steve catches his eye and he’s grinning. “How do you even have a boner dude? You were definitely having a nightmare I know your twitching means a nightmare… Did you have a boner over Vecna?”
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It wasn't supposed to go like this.
Steve was supposed to work with Robin at the Family Video, flirt with the many many girls who came to browse the expansive selection of VHSes, go on some dates, and hopefully find The One.
It was supposed to be a notably upside-down free year.
And, hey, for what it's worth? He wasn't supposed to be pinned down on a mattress by Eddie Munson either.
And he certainly wasn't supposed to be enjoying it.
But that's getting a bit ahead of things…
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the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you by greatunironic
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Jul 2022
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Sixteen years after the world didn't end for the last time, Max Mayfield showed up on Steve’s doorstep and said, “You gonna walk me down the aisle in May or what?” Or, it’s 2002 and Steve Harrington attends a wedding, a funeral, and a birth.
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“Hold on,” Robin interrupts. “Hold on, is this— are you, like. Do you know what masochism is?”
“I know I act like it sometimes, Robin, but I’m not actually fucking twelve,” Steve says.
OR: Eddie has a black hanky in his back pocket.