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    At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.

    Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.

    Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?

    And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.

    (featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)

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    01 Jul 2025

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    Funny chaotic Crack that makes you lol

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    For a long time, Tim doesn’t know his parents are dead. Maybe that makes him a bad son, for not knowing. When he reads about death, or when he watches people die in movies, their loved ones always know. There’s a gasp of pained revelation, an instinctual loss.

    Tim doesn’t feel that. He wouldn’t have noticed at all, except for that he likes to keep track of the things going on in the places where his parents visit. Sometimes, it means he can ask leading questions, on their mostly-weekly phone calls, and Janet will spiral off into some tangent about these people and their lack of work ethic, and she’ll talk for minutes on end before realizing she’s still on the phone, getting bored, and then ending the call. So he keeps an alert system on his phone, for news, so they have some topics in common to talk about. It’s only luck he sees the article before anyone else does.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    Ch 10, poor Timmy just can't ask for help

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    By choosing not to call the police ten minutes ago, and the hospital twelve minutes ago, and Bruce fifteen minutes ago, the decision has been made. There is no backing out, now.

    His sweatshirt is still covered in blood, and soaked from the rain, but he ignores this. It’s fine. He’s fine. He’s the same calm, level-headed Tim he’s always been. So he plans.

    Tim is a murderer. He murdered someone. It's an unchangeable, unshakeable fact. He blinks as if trying to wake up from the nightmare his life has become and it's still a fact that he must face. His life is full of horrible facts, now...but no-one else knows any of them. No-one else knows what Tim has done. And if he’s smart, and careful, no-one else ever will.

    All he has to do is learn to live with it.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    Ch 9, Timmy is in deep

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    Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.

    Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.

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    18 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Draco is a tiny white kitten, Harry invents cleaning bubble kitten

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    For Whumptober 2023

    Days 5 & 6. Prompts Used:
    Recording, Pinned Down

    Bruce receives a worrying voice message from Dick, who happens to be stuck beneath a building. No one is having a particularly good time. Especially not Damian.

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    12 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ~*trapped under a building uwu~*