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3-Where They Have to Take You In by flamethrower, WritestuffLee
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Oct 2020
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Seven years after "Schism," Obi-Wan turns up at Qui-Gon's new temple, the worse for wear and hiding a secret he ultimately can't keep.
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Innocuous by flamethrower
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Aug 2019
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Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.
Heaven, why him?
(Fan Cover Art by my own Eldest Podling.)Author's Notes: This story can be read as a Standalone, OR as part of the series (located on Squidge). Innocuous came first, and nothing changes what it is--
a lovenote to footnotesan excellent GO story.The footnotes work if the story is read chapter by chapter, the footnotes map properly, but not as Entire Work.
BIG NOTE: I'm moving most of my content to Squidgeworld. My pseud is flamethrower; you can download PDFs, ePubs, & Mobi files on Squidge for easy reading just like you can on AO3.
I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.
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Harry Potter's fifteenth birthday starts off just like all the others...for the first few seconds, at least. The gift he receives changes his entire life.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
By December, Nizar has been free of a portrait's boundaries for a little over a month. Just in time for things to start to get interesting: he is less than impressed by Death Eaters, agrees with Sirius Black that 12 Grimmauld Place should possibly be burned to the ground, and learns a few things he'd really prefer to avoid.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
Archived Author's Notes:
The amount of geek research that went into this story basically ups its hit points to ridiculous levels.
I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.
To find and read the rest of OaLC. this Very Big Story, I'm flamethrower on Squidge at Squidgeworld. I'd direct-link you, but by AO3 doctrine, no one is allowed to use direct links to anywhere for anything unless it's another AO3 work. Hop over to the dot-org site and search for me; I'll pop up right away.Series
- Part 1 of Of a Linear Circle
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Force Freaks by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, flamethrower, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), KeeperofSeeds, LaceFedora, Meggory, PunsAndBulletsAndPointyThings, PunsBulletsAndPointyThings, sanerontheinside, TariCalmcacil, the_dragongirl
Fandom: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Jan 2017
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Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid
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The Warrior's Heart, Volume 5, The New Temple by flamethrower, WritestuffLee
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Oct 2020
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Qui-Gon establishes a new Temple and begins to train Anakin, while Obi-Wan and Bruck, left behind on Coruscant, begin to forge new lives of their own. Various plots thicken.
TOC: Vol. V: The New Temple
Stone and Vine
Love Letter 7: Obi-Wan to His Absent Lover
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In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.
The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.
Other consequences are not short-term at all.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.
The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.
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Innocuous Juxtapositions Outside of Time and Space by flamethrower
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Aug 2019
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Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.
Heaven, why him?
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An inexperienced author writes scenes *almost* verbatim + a conversation by orphan_account for flamethrower
Fandoms: Of a Linear Circle - Fandom
23 May 2018
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I wrote this as a gift for flamethrower. It's the Order of the Phoenix meeting from Of a Linear Circle-Part IV 3rd person view with Remus's thoughts. It's not great but w/e
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11 Apr 2024
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He stared at Azi appraisingly.
“So. You have agreed to come here, of your own free will? To live with me, as my… companion?”
Azi nodded. He supposed that was true.
“Hmm.” Crowley’s tongue appeared briefly between his lips. It was very red. “Tell me, Azi. Have you ever met a demon before?”
A Good Omens fairy tale, loosely based on the original story of Beauty and the Beast.
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07 Dec 2023
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one love (only for you) by weatheredlaw for leaveanote
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Aug 2019
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Really, Crowley’s always believed — there’s nothing like a good old fashioned eternal sleep.
or: crowley is paid to get rid of aziraphale, the youngest son in his family. things go awry.
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27 Nov 2023
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“There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”
“I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”
Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."
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Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.
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Bookmarked by flamethrower
27 Nov 2023
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SPOILERS FOR ALL OF SEASON TWO
Crowley doesn't see the point of trying anymore.
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“So let me get this straight,” Bee says much later, sprawled across a couch in their modest house on one of Alpha Centauri's nicer planets. “Your pet angel left you for heaven, so you want us to turn you human, erase all your memories, and make it so no one can ever find you again? Are you insane?”
Crowley scowls. “My initial idea was holy water, but I couldn’t… I couldn’t do that to him."
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24 Nov 2023