MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
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You’re Only 37 Once, You Know by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
29 Jun 2024
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And sure, some would say that the days when he could run for hours and contort himself into all sorts of athletic positions in the air to score are gone. But that doesn't mean he can't still completely bamboozle defenders with a drop of the shoulder, or deliver a bullet header so hard it nearly breaks the net. He can still bulldoze through a wall of players trying to stop him, hip-check one, and send another spinning the other way.
And if it's *Leo* passing him the ball??
Luis is not so decrepit that he can't score a couple of absolute bangers in MLS with Leo feeding him.
And he's still good at a few other things too--if the way Leo's moaning into his neck is anything to go by.
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- Part 9 of Leo + Luis (After Neymar)
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Luis Suárez was undoubtedly Miami's second biggest star and that came with the fans and the press and the unrelenting attention of the world, but he wasn't Lionel Messi.
And it was Lionel Messi who Yassine was there to protect.
Luis hadn't seemed to have a problem with that, had grinned toothily at Yassine and seemed to pleasantly agree before turning to greet some other club officials. Yassine had been glad they were on the same page, because the last thing he wanted was some asshole with a misplaced sense of self importance making his job any more difficult than it had to be.
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- Part 8 of Leo + Luis (After Neymar)
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His eyes are wandering amongst the bare skin--truthfully to admire the ink of his new teammates more than anything else--and they pause on Messi. There's a half second where Arturo notes the truly awful portrait on the upper back before his eyes slide downward as if magnetized, to appreciatively contemplate a gorgeous ass.
Leo's wearing black briefs, so it's not as vulgar as it sounds, though Arturo quickly moves his gaze upward so he doesn't get caught ogling his new teammate. That's really when he notices. There are tiny smudges painted on Leo's hips on either side--dark blue and purple splotches all in a row--and Arturo narrows his eyes in thought as he wonders why Leo would choose that sort of tattoo. He's counting them, noting five on each side, when it occurs to him that they're not actually tattoos: they're bruises.
And if Arturo doesn't miss his guess, they're from fingers.
Someone gripped Leo's hips hard enough to leave bruises, and Arturo's no idiot.
Those kind of marks are only from getting fucked.
Series
- Part 4 of Leo + Luis (After Neymar)
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Sometimes Words Aren't Enough by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandoms: Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
03 Mar 2024
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He and Leo have always been very cordial. Their relationship is as good as one that a goalie and a forward from an opposing team can have. Joe respects Leo's immense ability, as well as the fact that Leo never intentionally tries to hurt him when they play. He wishes he could say the same for some of the other strikers he's up against. And Leo has always been very complimentary of Joe's skills, both in the little moments after the game when they exchange pleasantries, as well as when he's interviewed.
But that little bit of small talk doesn't explain why Leo's here.
In his hotel room.
Alone.
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I'm a Monster No Good Blood Sucker by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever) for yulin
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
03 Mar 2024
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"I said I was a monster," Leo says. "Did I not?" He skims his eyes up Cristiano, lets them swirl red for an instant, this time vividly, before the inky blackness comes back. "But then again, I'm not the only one."
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Leo + Luis (After Neymar) by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom: Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
29 Jun 2024
Summary
Leo and Luis throughout the seasons.
The earlier stories were a possible attempt to find a third person to theoretically join Leo/Luis in their relationship, however by the time I actually finished those fics the person I had in mind was no longer really at Barcelona lol. Each time!
While I believe these all to be linked and in the same series, they can all stand on their own and it is not necessary to read them all or in order with the exception of "Maybe I'm Enough" coming first.
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- 9
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Ramessi 2019- by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom: Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
06 Apr 2020
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Ramos finds out Messi hasn't been with Cristiano in months. Things go from there.
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Leo + Kun by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom: Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
25 Mar 2015
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Leo's Barcelona playing Kun's Manchester City in the Champions League. No matter the winner, someone's going to need comforting.
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David + Leo by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom: Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
14 Dec 2016
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David Villa gives Leo a massage to help with a back injury. And he can't help himself... but Leo doesn't seem to mind.
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Waiter!Leo by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom: Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
06 Aug 2015
Summary
Currently just the one fic. But I have a bunch of material for the sequel if I could just find the time to write it.
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- 5,522
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Laws of the Sea by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
19 Oct 2024
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"Thank you," Percy said, accepting the tea gratefully. He wasn't a big tea person overall, but his stepmother had a very good knack for it. Godly power, or whatever. "And thank you for not hating me anymore. I know you aren't thrilled about my existence-"
"No need to thank me for not being Hera," Amphitrite dismissed. Percy took a sip of tea. "That is what you meant, isn't it?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. For once, Percy learned from his mistakes and stayed quiet, though he did give her a bashful smile to confirm the sentiment. "Hm. Well, either way, I owe you thanks. Not many children would agree to spy on their father for me."
Percy put the cup down. "I'm not spying on him," he reasoned. Amphitrite scoffed. "I just happen to be in many of the places he is when he's in the mortal world." A long pause followed, and Percy rolled his eyes. "Yes, he was seeing a mortal woman. Her name is Lea."
"You owe me twenty of your mortal dollars, child."
Percy bitterly slapped the paper bill on the table between them.
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Amphitrite has an odd quest for Percy. Strangely enough, it might be the only quest Percy has actually enjoyed.
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17 May 2025
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Laws of the Sea by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle »
Fandoms:Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
General Audiences
No Archive Warnings Apply
Gen
Complete Work
19 Oct 2024
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No Archive Warnings ApplyAmphitrite & Percy JacksonAnnabeth Chase/Percy JacksonPercy Jackson & PoseidonPercy JacksonAmphitrite (Percy Jackson)Poseidon (Percy Jackson)Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)Grover UnderwoodTriton (Percy Jackson)I am nothing if not consistent for my need for family vibes in this fandomAnd Poseidon roastsMy true callinganywhoSwearingFamily DramaHumorget this3000 word chaptersyeah - Freeformfor real this timeI drafted up to chapter 3 to make sureAmphitrite and Percy team upHonestly Poseidon's worst nightmareRealizing I didn't sneak angst into this earlieruhhhAngstFluff and Angstshhh - Freeformit's fineit'll be fixedChild DeathThat actually should have been included from the beginningMiscarriagemight be the more appropriate tagSorry that's lateI'm gonna flag in the author notesdidn't cross my mind until I posted the latest chapteroh my god im updating this with the realization this could be misunderstoodReferenced in the pastalana is finenobody is currently having a miscarriageno child death is currently happening in this fici am so sorry for how bad I am with tagging
Summary
"Thank you," Percy said, accepting the tea gratefully. He wasn't a big tea person overall, but his stepmother had a very good knack for it. Godly power, or whatever. "And thank you for not hating me anymore. I know you aren't thrilled about my existence-""No need to thank me for not being Hera," Amphitrite dismissed. Percy took a sip of tea. "That is what you meant, isn't it?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. For once, Percy learned from his mistakes and stayed quiet, though he did give her a bashful smile to confirm the sentiment. "Hm. Well, either way, I owe you thanks. Not many children would agree to spy on their father for me."
Percy put the cup down. "I'm not spying on him," he reasoned. Amphitrite scoffed. "I just happen to be in many of the places he is when he's in the mortal world." A long pause followed, and Percy rolled his eyes. "Yes, he was seeing a mortal woman. Her name is Lea."
"You owe me twenty of your mortal dollars, child."
Percy bitterly slapped the paper bill on the table between them.
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Amphitrite has an odd quest for Percy. Strangely enough, it might be the only quest Percy has actually enjoyed.
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Care Seethes Hot Inside Mine Heart by inkncoffee
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
04 Feb 2024
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A series of whump!Percy ficlets, featuring mostly Percy-Poseidon father/son fluff but also guest-starring reluctant big brother Triton, whoops-I- guess-I-like-him Amphitrite, and good stepdad Paul.
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Care Seethes Hot Inside Mine Heart by inkncoffee »
Fandoms:Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
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Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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Work in Progress
04 Feb 2024
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Summary
A series of whump!Percy ficlets, featuring mostly Percy-Poseidon father/son fluff but also guest-starring reluctant big brother Triton, whoops-I- guess-I-like-him Amphitrite, and good stepdad Paul.Language:
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some have entertained angels unaware by Skywalking_through_life
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
07 Feb 2023
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"Slumping at the table next to his now slightly raspy stepfather, Percy decided to make one last appeal. "Paul, you can't seriously think me dying of frostbite or exposure on the way to see the Statue of Liberty for the eighty-millionth time is a good death, right? Like, I could do so much better."
Paul shrugged, eyes dancing. "I'm not the expert on death in this family, Perce. But I do imagine it's probably more heroic than dying of boredom in US Government class?"'
Percy didn't think there was a god of field trips, but if there was...he was pretty sure that they hated him.
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- Part 2 of Percy's Senior Year (mis)Adventures
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Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
16 May 2025
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some have entertained angels unaware by Skywalking_through_life »
Fandoms:Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
Teen And Up Audiences
No Archive Warnings Apply
F/M, Gen
Complete Work
07 Feb 2023
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No Archive Warnings ApplyPercy Jackson & Sally JacksonPaul Blofis & Percy JacksonMinor or Background Relationship(s)Annabeth Chase/Percy JacksonPercy JacksonAnnabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson)Paul BlofisOriginal Female Character(s)Original Male Character(s)Post-Gaea & The Second Giant War (Percy Jackson)Canon CompliantPOV OutsiderHigh SchoolField TripNew York CityBlizzards & SnowstormsBAMF Percy JacksonPowerful Percy JacksonSally Jackson is a Good ParentGood Parent Paul BlofisSarcasmSequelSlice of LifeDomestic FluffFamily FluffFluff and HumorFluff and AngstFluffBackground RelationshipsMinor Annabeth Chase/Percy JacksonPaul Blofis/Sally Jackson - FreeformPost-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSDDrowningbut don't worry no one diesReligious Imagery & SymbolismBiblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions)Angst with a Happy Ending
Summary
"Slumping at the table next to his now slightly raspy stepfather, Percy decided to make one last appeal. "Paul, you can't seriously think me dying of frostbite or exposure on the way to see the Statue of Liberty for the eighty-millionth time is a good death, right? Like, I could do so much better."Paul shrugged, eyes dancing. "I'm not the expert on death in this family, Perce. But I do imagine it's probably more heroic than dying of boredom in US Government class?"'
Percy didn't think there was a god of field trips, but if there was...he was pretty sure that they hated him.
Series
Part 2 of Percy's Senior Year (mis)Adventures
Language:
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20 922
Chapters:
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If I Could Save Time in a Bottle (First Thing That I'd like to Do) by Cl0wn3ry
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
28 Apr 2025
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“…How old did you say you were?,” he asked.
I was taken aback by the question. “What the—why does that matter!? Didn’t you try to drag me and my best friend into, like, ultra-hell for your son’s master bolt?,” I pointed out, pointing a finger at the, for some reason, now shameful perpetrator of my summer-suffering.
He sputtered. “I thought you were older!,” he explained as if that justified dragging anyone into the screaming pits of Tartarus.
“So you thought you were just sacrificing a freaking midget for your cause or something? Because I don’t know about you, but I do not look like a satyr,” I said, throwing up my hands in the air in exasperation.
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What if Kronos felt a certain way about fighting a twelve year-old Percy?How would this have affected the future of not just their relationships, but Percy's relationship with the gods as well?
Follow Percy through the adventures of books 1-5 to see how Percy deals with his grandfather's morally dubious attempts to nudge him away from the events of the second titanomachy.
Told entirely from the POV of Percy Jackson!
(Original idea from @/Sparkletastic !!)
Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
06 May 2025
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If I Could Save Time in a Bottle (First Thing That I'd like to Do) by Cl0wn3ry »
Fandoms:Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
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Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
F/M
Complete Work
28 Apr 2025
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Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsGods and Goddesses & Percy JacksonPercy Jackson & KronosLuke Castellan & KronosLuke Castellan & Percy JacksonLuke Castellan & Annabeth ChaseArtemis & Percy JacksonPaul Blofis/Sally JacksonCharles Beckendorf & Percy JacksonBlackjack & Percy JacksonAtlas & Percy JacksonPercy Jackson & Ethan NakamuraHermes & Percy JacksonAnnabeth Chase & Percy JacksonRachel Elizabeth Dare/Percy JacksonPercy Jackson & PoseidonDionysus & Percy JacksonApollo & Artemis (Percy Jackson)Apollo & Percy JacksonHades/Persephone (Percy Jackson)Hades & Percy JacksonNico di Angelo & HadesNico di Angelo & Percy JacksonDemeter & Hades (Percy Jackson)Demeter & Persephone (Percy Jackson)Kronos (Percy Jackson)Percy JacksonAnnabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)Artemis (Percy Jackson)Ethan NakamuraTyson (Percy Jackson)Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson)Paul BlofisNico di AngeloGrover UnderwoodAtlas (Percy Jackson)Luke CastellanCharles BeckendorfBlackjack (Percy Jackson)Poseidon (Percy Jackson)Dionysus (Percy Jackson)Zoë Nightshade (Percy Jackson)Hermes (Percy Jackson)Travis StollApollo (Percy Jackson)Typhon (Percy Jackson)Hestia (Percy Jackson)Amphitrite (Percy Jackson)Triton (Percy Jackson)Demeter (Percy Jackson)Persephone (Percy Jackson)Hades (Percy Jackson)Camp Half-Blood (Percy Jackson)Percy Jackson is So DonePercy Jackson Needs a Hugjust not from the person he gets that hug fromNo beta we die like Luke CastellanGood Kronos (Percy Jackson)SomewhatProtective Dionysus (Percy Jackson)Protective Poseidon (Percy Jackson)Book 1: The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson)Book 2: The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson)Book 3: The Titan's Curse (Percy Jackson)Book 4: The Battle of the Labyrinth (Percy Jackson)Book 5: The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson)BAMF Percy JacksonProtective Hades (Percy Jackson)Possessive BehaviorOverprotective Poseidon (Percy Jackson)Undersea Family | Amphitrite & Percy Jackson & Poseidon & Triton as FamilyKind Ofnot really - Freeform
Summary
“…How old did you say you were?,” he asked.I was taken aback by the question. “What the—why does that matter!? Didn’t you try to drag me and my best friend into, like, ultra-hell for your son’s master bolt?,” I pointed out, pointing a finger at the, for some reason, now shameful perpetrator of my summer-suffering.
He sputtered. “I thought you were older!,” he explained as if that justified dragging anyone into the screaming pits of Tartarus.
“So you thought you were just sacrificing a freaking midget for your cause or something? Because I don’t know about you, but I do not look like a satyr,” I said, throwing up my hands in the air in exasperation.
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What if Kronos felt a certain way about fighting a twelve year-old Percy?How would this have affected the future of not just their relationships, but Percy's relationship with the gods as well?
Follow Percy through the adventures of books 1-5 to see how Percy deals with his grandfather's morally dubious attempts to nudge him away from the events of the second titanomachy.
Told entirely from the POV of Percy Jackson!
(Original idea from @/Sparkletastic !!)
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Blood-Red Herring by DAsObiQuiet
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
24 Jul 2023
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The Olympian gods have a history of making monumentally bad decisions and not learning from their mistakes. Of course that'll come back to bite them, and everyone seems to think Percy will be the one doing the biting. Thing is, he's tired and just wants to live a normal life. Too bad literally no one believes him except his friends, and now he has to survive the consequences of yet another one those monumentally bad decisions.
AKA:
Tartarus nearly destroyed Percy the first time, in more ways than one. It's worse the second time. So much worse. And this time, he has no way out. He desperately clings to the one thing he knows without a doubt: 'I have to stay alive for when Annabeth comes for me'. Because she will.xXx
COMPLETE! With Sequels to come!
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- Part 1 of Blood-Red Herring
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Blood-Red Herring by DAsObiQuiet »
Fandoms:Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
Teen And Up Audiences
Graphic Depictions Of Violence
F/M
Complete Work
24 Jul 2023
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Summary
The Olympian gods have a history of making monumentally bad decisions and not learning from their mistakes. Of course that'll come back to bite them, and everyone seems to think Percy will be the one doing the biting. Thing is, he's tired and just wants to live a normal life. Too bad literally no one believes him except his friends, and now he has to survive the consequences of yet another one those monumentally bad decisions.AKA:
Tartarus nearly destroyed Percy the first time, in more ways than one. It's worse the second time. So much worse. And this time, he has no way out. He desperately clings to the one thing he knows without a doubt: 'I have to stay alive for when Annabeth comes for me'. Because she will.xXx
COMPLETE! With Sequels to come!
Series
Part 1 of Blood-Red Herring
Language:
English
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141 540
Chapters:
29/29
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