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Part One:
With his seemingly endless knowledge and brilliant scientific genius, Professor Membrane has risen to a seat of great power on Earth. No science is forbidden to him, not even human experimentation.But what exactly is the Professor's goal? Why so many tests on the boy the public knows only as his son? And since when are aliens part of this whole ordeal? There are many questions and Dib isn't sure he'll ever have the answers he needs.
Part Two:
Dib was created to be Professor Membrane's new host. However, Dib can't stand the way his 'Father' runs the world. Now, with the help of his brother, the Irken Zim, can he escape his own fate and save Zim from his?An Alternate Universe Comic. If you liked Invader Zim, This story IS NOT THAT! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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Happy Again (Or Maybe for the First Time) by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
17 Apr 2025
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Cyrus is full of regrets, but after deciding to stay in Alola, an unexpected fall may very well land him exactly where he was meant to be all along.
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Adventures of Guzma & the 'Cave Troll' by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
16 Apr 2025
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Guzma plunges himself headfirst into chilly Sinnoh in the hopes of meeting a Legendary Bug-Type, only to find himself trapped in the Region with a one-way plane ticket! Stuck together with an emotionally stunted cave dweller named Cyrus, Guzma battles his way across Sinnoh making friends, gaining fans, and finding much more than he bargained for.
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- Part 1 of Adventures of the Cave Troll & Ultra Man
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We're All Tired Here by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jun 2024
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Crowley doesn't want to sleep without his angel.
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Deleted Scenes and Cave Scraps by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions
08 Apr 2024
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A collection of scene clips and even full chapters that didn't quite make the cut for the Cave Troll series. These are considered non-canon to the main story line. Check chapter summaries for what each scene is about, and notes for details on why the scene was cut.
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- Part 1 of Cave Troll & Ultra Man - bonus content
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IWG 2020 Holidays by collabs_georg (crackfics_georg), J_Anthony, JoyfulOmens (iDontHaveACleverQuip), Katieof0z, Latter_alice, Mnemosign26, soleo_lion, Splashattack, Yutasbutterfly
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2020
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2020 Series of Holiday Good Omens fic collabs from the Ineffable Writers Guild
Fics in this series are standalone and do not need to be read in any order
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HarlockShipping Themes Challenge by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions
11 Mar 2024
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Harlock Oneshots based on themes collected on Discord.
Fics are independent of each other, no need to read them in any order.
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Adventures of the Cave Troll & Ultra Man by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
16 Apr 2025
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A slow burn series about the many Adventures of Guzma and Cyrus!
Stories are chronological and may not make much sense out of order!
Join our Discord or Forum to chat about these dorks!You can also find additional Bonus Content to this series!
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Cave Troll & Ultra Man - bonus content by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
08 Apr 2024
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Deleted Scenes and Canon-based asides from Cave Troll & Ultra Man that did not fit into the actual story of our boys! It's BONUS CONTENT Y'ALL!
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- 10,316
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Who Needs Trials by iDontHaveACleverQuip, OkFandom (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
12 Sep 2021
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The Alolan Trials might be hot shit for parents and trainers alike, but as far as Guzma's concerned, Who Needs Trials when he's got Team Skull?
Series of Oneshots depicting the typical Team Skull Antics and GuzDad trying to keep his self-made family going.
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“You will learn respect. And suffering will be your teacher.”
Agni’s flames flared, flickering and earnest as they judged this fight. A century of fear had stolen this land, torn this beloved nation apart and divided its people from their spirits. They claimed to stand in Agni’s light, to dispense fair and just ruling, to bear witness to courage and compassion, but the boy who had shown so much promise with a heart full of love was punished for spreading Agni’s will.
He forfeited the fight in the ring, but Agni refused to allow its child to fail the fight for his life. Intermingling its spirit with the boy’s flickering soul before the fire could fizzle out and die, he breathed new life into the child and sculpted his fire to be just and righteous. His flames would do no harm, his hands would take no lives, and his heart would grow warm once more with time.
For this was Agni’s will.
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One day General How and his men came upon an injured teenage refugee collapsed on the side of the road beside his ostrich horse. How had taken the boy in to be cared for at the Ba Sing Se Military Hospital out of an obligation to help the child, only to find himself quickly considering the fact the lone boy is without a caretaker or parent to see to his recovery. Still uncertain of whether this role will be a temporary one until the boy is back on his feet, How discovers young Li has suffered a terrible head injury that resulted in total memory loss. With only the traveling documents on his person to confirm his name, How takes it upon himself to formally adopt and raise the young man as his own.
Unbeknownst to How, raising a teenager with a clean slate comes with its own obstacles as he juggles the dark impressions of Li's past trauma, unexpected firebending, teenager romance, Li's awkward yet charming shyness, rebellious outbursts and Li's habit of picking up strays, of both the furry and water tribe variety. Parenting was its own battlefield, as How soon discovers.
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He is twenty six years old now. Apparently, to every coucilor and advisor and noble in the Fire Nation, that seems the right age to marry.
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It's a normal workday for Sokka when an attractive stranger walks in, and he can't seem to get him off his mind.
Zuko is an incubus on a new job assignment, but he keeps getting drawn to the cute barista with the blue eyes.
Continuation and broadening of chapter 14 of my Kinktober. Enjoy!
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- Part 3 of Kinktober Realness
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09 Sep 2025
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Akine was quite familiar with bodies --- dead ones to be precise. He should have known something was wrong with this one, but he and Shino were so eager to be rid of it, they did not notice that there was something very wrong with it.
***9/29/21***
*Hey, this story is being rewritten currently, so if you wanna go over to that one, then do that. Because this version is a flaming pile of garbage. It'll still be under the name Spirit Son, but it's part of the Spirit Son: Electric Boogaloo series. Just to differentiate.Series
- Part 1 of Spirit Son
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08 Sep 2025