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Part One:
With his seemingly endless knowledge and brilliant scientific genius, Professor Membrane has risen to a seat of great power on Earth. No science is forbidden to him, not even human experimentation.But what exactly is the Professor's goal? Why so many tests on the boy the public knows only as his son? And since when are aliens part of this whole ordeal? There are many questions and Dib isn't sure he'll ever have the answers he needs.
Part Two:
Dib was created to be Professor Membrane's new host. However, Dib can't stand the way his 'Father' runs the world. Now, with the help of his brother, the Irken Zim, can he escape his own fate and save Zim from his?An Alternate Universe Comic. If you liked Invader Zim, This story IS NOT THAT! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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Happy Again (Or Maybe for the First Time) by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
17 Apr 2025
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Cyrus is full of regrets, but after deciding to stay in Alola, an unexpected fall may very well land him exactly where he was meant to be all along.
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Adventures of Guzma & the 'Cave Troll' by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
16 Apr 2025
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Guzma plunges himself headfirst into chilly Sinnoh in the hopes of meeting a Legendary Bug-Type, only to find himself trapped in the Region with a one-way plane ticket! Stuck together with an emotionally stunted cave dweller named Cyrus, Guzma battles his way across Sinnoh making friends, gaining fans, and finding much more than he bargained for.
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- Part 1 of Adventures of the Cave Troll & Ultra Man
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We're All Tired Here by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jun 2024
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Crowley doesn't want to sleep without his angel.
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Deleted Scenes and Cave Scraps by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions
08 Apr 2024
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A collection of scene clips and even full chapters that didn't quite make the cut for the Cave Troll series. These are considered non-canon to the main story line. Check chapter summaries for what each scene is about, and notes for details on why the scene was cut.
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- Part 1 of Cave Troll & Ultra Man - bonus content
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IWG 2020 Holidays by collabs_georg (crackfics_georg), J_Anthony, JoyfulOmens (iDontHaveACleverQuip), Katieof0z, Latter_alice, Mnemosign26, soleo_lion, Splashattack, Yutasbutterfly
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2020
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2020 Series of Holiday Good Omens fic collabs from the Ineffable Writers Guild
Fics in this series are standalone and do not need to be read in any order
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HarlockShipping Themes Challenge by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions
11 Mar 2024
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Harlock Oneshots based on themes collected on Discord.
Fics are independent of each other, no need to read them in any order.
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- 15
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Adventures of the Cave Troll & Ultra Man by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
16 Apr 2025
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A slow burn series about the many Adventures of Guzma and Cyrus!
Stories are chronological and may not make much sense out of order!
Join our Discord or Forum to chat about these dorks!You can also find additional Bonus Content to this series!
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- 188,930
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Cave Troll & Ultra Man - bonus content by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
08 Apr 2024
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Deleted Scenes and Canon-based asides from Cave Troll & Ultra Man that did not fit into the actual story of our boys! It's BONUS CONTENT Y'ALL!
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- 10,316
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Who Needs Trials by iDontHaveACleverQuip, OkFandom (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
12 Sep 2021
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The Alolan Trials might be hot shit for parents and trainers alike, but as far as Guzma's concerned, Who Needs Trials when he's got Team Skull?
Series of Oneshots depicting the typical Team Skull Antics and GuzDad trying to keep his self-made family going.
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The Story of A Name by LinesAndColors
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
29 Jun 2025
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Aang is born with the name 'Zuko' on his arm. Unfortunately, there's no one in the world named Zuko. Yet.
The story of how Zuko got his name
For Zukaang week prompt: tattoo au
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- Part 6 of zukaang week 2025
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Bookmarked by iDontHaveACleverQuip
13 Jul 2025
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The last thing he remembers is being struck by Azula's lightning on the fateful day of the comet, but when Zuko opens his eyes he is faced with an Avatar's innocent question of friendship. Has he failed at bringing balance to the world or is this the Spirit's giving him another chance?
All he knows is he's not going to mess it up this time.
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- Part 1 of Another Chance
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- 25,921
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- 15/?
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Bookmarked by iDontHaveACleverQuip
12 Jul 2025
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Zuko finds the Avatar in the South Pole. He is horrified to find out the Avatar is only twelve.
(Hostage Situation Takes A Turn For The Wholesome: More At Eleven.)
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- 1,552
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by iDontHaveACleverQuip
12 Jul 2025
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Prince Zuko wasn't able to escape the Northern Water Tribe after the disastrous conclusion to the Siege of the North. However, Aang is more than happy to invite his old pal, the Blue Spirit, to join him and his friends on the first leg of their journey to the Earth Kingdom.
(An AU where Aang never learned the true identity of the Blue Spirit, Zuko is desperate, and Spirits enjoy interfering in the lives of mortals)
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- 40,477
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- 10/?
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Bookmarked by iDontHaveACleverQuip
11 Jul 2025
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