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    There's a *sirius* situation taking place in Azkaban. The wardens see just one way out of imminent insanity: they ask the Minister for sick leave.

    “Where are you going?” Odell asked concerned. He still had no idea how Black had left his cell and he wasn’t too sure how to get the word out that Black was walking free before the dark wizard left Azkaban behind.
    “Back into my cell,” Black said as if it was obvious. “I want to be comfortable while reading.”
    Odell gawked.
    Comfortable.
    In his cell.
    Maybe Black had gone around the bend, after all – just not as obviously as the rest of the prisoners…

    In Azkaban, it has always been a one-against-all mentality, now, there can be only one - either the wardens or Sirius Black. Sadly, it seems as if the Black insanity is winning.

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    24 Mar 2025

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    Gone Fishing - Writing Post Cards
    by Ebenbild

    Summary:
    There's a *sirius* situation taking place in Azkaban. The wardens see just one way out of imminent insanity: they ask the Minister for sick leave.

    “Where are you going?” Odell asked concerned. He still had no idea how Black had left his cell and he wasn’t too sure how to get the word out that Black was walking free before the dark wizard left Azkaban behind.
    “Back into my cell,” Black said as if it was obvious. “I want to be comfortable while reading.”
    Odell gawked.
    Comfortable.
    In his cell.
    Maybe Black had gone around the bend, after all – just not as obviously as the rest of the prisoners…

    In Azkaban, it has always been a one-against-all mentality, now, there can be only one - either the wardens or Sirius Black. Sadly, it seems as if the Black insanity is winning.

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Two Death Eaters are on their way to the Rookery.

    "Are you Lovegood's daughter?" The girl crooked her head. "I'm Luna," she replied. "But Daddy isn't here. Daddy's never here on a new moon."

    Sometimes, innocence is the worst kind of evil - and sometimes, some things aren't just worth the consequences.

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    26 Jan 2025

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    The Rabbit And The Moon
    Ebenbild

    Summary:
    Two Death Eaters are on their way to the Rookery.

    "Are you Lovegood's daughter?" The girl crooked her head. "I'm Luna," she replied. "But Daddy isn't here. Daddy's never here on a new moon."

    Sometimes, innocence is the worst kind of evil - and sometimes, some things aren't just worth the consequences.

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    Geralt and Jaskier have been friends for awhile, and with a witcher lifestyle it’s not surprise that Geralt has to protect Jaskier from things. But there are other things aside from monsters that Geralt has to protect Jaskier from and, even more surprising, there are things that Jaskier protects Geralt from.

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    5 Times They Had To Look Out For Each Other Plus 1 One They Didn’t Have To

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    17 Feb 2023

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    I’ll Protect You
    Exiti_Anima
    Summary:
    Geralt and Jaskier have been friends for awhile, and with a witcher lifestyle it’s not surprise that Geralt has to protect Jaskier from things. But there are other things aside from monsters that Geralt has to protect Jaskier from and, even more surprising, there are things that Jaskier protects Geralt from.

    Or,

    5 Times They Had To Look Out For Each Other Plus 1 One They Didn’t Have To

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    “We…we have to stick together. Look out for each other. That’s what family does, right?”

    Dazai’s smile is expectedly ingenuine. “I wouldn’t know.”

    “You would,” Ranpo corrects. “You do.”

    a bungou stray dogs post-decay of angels au
    (canon divergent after 5x10)

    or: these characters are going to learn how to rely on each other even if i have to torture it out of them

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    11 Sep 2024

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    all lights turned off can be turned on
    by GallifreyanFairytale

    Description:
    a bungou stray dogs post-decay of angels au
    (canon divergent after 5x10)
    or: these characters are going to learn how to rely on each other even if i have to torture it out of them

     

    though i burn, how could i fall?
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    “Have you talked to Yosano-sensei about getting meds?”

    Kunikida frowns. He doesn’t have time for a doctor’s appointment, and—

    “Meds? For what?”

    “Your hand tremors.” Ranpo pulls a lollipop from their pocket. They tear the wrapper off and move to deposit it on the floor, but falter at the last second. Instead of dropping it, they simply ball it up in their hand.

    “My…” Kunikida’s voice trails off. He looks at his hands, as if he needs to visually confirm they’re shaking. As if they aren’t always shaking.

    Huh.

    “Medicine won’t fix it completely, but it should help. And I bet Yosano could get you a prescription lickety-split!” Ranpo sticks the lollipop in their mouth. They beam like they’ve just solved a new case.

    kunikida assumes the position of agency president. somewhere between shaking hands, pastry boxes, and dazai leaving the door open, he learns leadership also means knowing when to take a step back and trust others will help you shoulder your burdens.

     

    lean your weight to me
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    “No,” Yosano interrupts, shaking her head. She looks between the two of them. Dazai is ready to flee, but there’s nowhere to run unless he intends to shove himself into the air vent or attempt to drown himself in the toilet. “Don’t play this game with me. You can lie to everyone else out there,” she gestures vaguely towards the door, “but you two don’t get to do this with me. If there’s something that has that high of a chance of success, I need to know why we aren’t doing it.”

    Ranpo presses their lips together.

    Dazai looks towards the ceiling. “Does anyone have a rope?”

    while kunikida steps into his new role of agency president, dazai and ranpo share their side of the story

    or: the dazai & ranpo companion fic to though i burn, how could i fall?

     

    carry me home
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    “I want to go home,” Ranpo whispers. Except he doesn’t have one of those anymore. Not really. Not without Fukuzawa. He feels the same as he did when he was fourteen years old, orphaned and alone and starving on the streets of Yokohama. He wants to go home, but home does not exist in the way it once did. Home is nothing but a memory.

    “We can take you back to Yosano-sensei’s place,” Dazai offers.

    Ranpo shakes their head. “I don’t want to bother her.”

    “…Okay. But I know you don’t want to stay here either.”

    “I don’t have anywhere else to go.” Ranpo rubs their eyes with the back of their hand. They wish they had their glasses. “I want to go home, but I can’t. I don’t know where that is anymore.”

    for the first time since the decay of angels incident, ranpo attempts to spend the night at poe's house. it doesn't go as well as he'd hoped.

    ft. an excessive amount of contemplation on abilities and what it means to have a home

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    "How about we make a bet out of it? Whichever one of us gets Kunikida to third base first wins."

    Intrigued, Dazai leaned forward. "And the loser?"

    "A full day of following the winner’s orders."

    Dazai grinned. "You’re on, Chuuya. May the best man win."

    Chuuya shook it, grinning like a madman. “Oh, I fucking plan on it, you insufferable prick."

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    Soukoku makes a bet to see which one of them can get Kunikida to third base the fastest. Spoiler: it’s an absolute shitshow.

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    09 Sep 2024

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    I don't want the world (but I'll take this city)
    candy_cigarettes

    Summary:
    "How about we make a bet out of it? Whichever one of us gets Kunikida to third base first wins."

    Intrigued, Dazai leaned forward. "And the loser?"

    "A full day of following the winner’s orders."

    Dazai grinned. "You’re on, Chuuya. May the best man win."

    Chuuya shook it, grinning like a madman. “Oh, I fucking plan on it, you insufferable prick."

    OR

    Soukoku makes a bet to see which one of them can get Kunikida to third base the fastest. Spoiler: it’s an absolute shitshow.