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“I wanted a point of comparison,” she said. “Because he looks at me like he really – loves me, or something.”
“Yeah,” said Jaskier, resigned. “He does that sometimes. Isn’t it a bitch?”
They were half way through the second bottle by now, and their shoulders were touching. She could feel the hard line of Jaskier’s thigh against hers. She was very aware of the chest hair visible at the open neck of his shirt, and how he could probably see down her dress from here. She hadn’t moved to put any distance between them and neither had he.
“Why are we still talking about him? I don’t care about Geralt of Rivia any more,” lied Yennefer.
“Nor do I,” Jaskier lied back.
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Bookmarked by not_joey_astral (joey_a_astral)
17 Jun 2025
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modern, paranormal au. it's not interview with the vampire and it's not supernatural but it's also not NOT that either. Vamp Law, DQ bros, and Mihawk, Medium Perona, and hunters Zoro and Luffy. Zosan and Lulaw abound.
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09 Jun 2025
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Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support by foxglove (FeralPen)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Dec 2024
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When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.
When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.
Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.
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09 Jun 2025
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In the aftermath of The Football Incident, PJ refuses to acknowledge her feelings and Hazel is happy to indulge them.
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12 May 2025
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Actions have consequences, and when Ranma and Akane finally forget to actually use protection on one of their yearly beach trips, they're left with more than just a pregnancy -scare- to deal with, all while they have to navigate finally moving back to Tokyo, deciding what to do with the dojo, how to handle Akane's career in the wake of the news, and most importantly...
How to be the best parents they can possibly be.
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15 Apr 2025
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learning curves by ghostcatamount for theinkhiddenwithin
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
30 Mar 2023
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Miles is not waiting for Phoenix to come home.
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Kazuki takes honeypot jobs all the time. He also goes out to the clubs and casinos and spends his evenings with beautiful women all the time. Rei's fine with this. He is. He knows it's nothing personal. His best friend is straight, and he's learned to live with that. That is, until he starts paying closer attention.
Rei finds out Kazuki is bisexual, and things immediately go off the rails.
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14 Apr 2025
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Give me a Hand by Ezray
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
17 Jan 2025
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The moment Jou hears the familiar slap of quick feet on vinyl flooring, he drops into a hint of a ready crouch. This wouldn’t be the first time they’ve caused a ruckus in an Ikea.
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17 Mar 2025
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“Go fuck yourself, Carter,” Till snaps, crushing her cigarette beneath her heel.
Before she can escape, Carter snatches her wrist. Her eyes blow wide with shock.
“Spend one night with me, baby. One, that’s all I’m askin’ for.”
Ivan is about to intervene when a wail hits his ears. Abruptly, Carter collapses to the ground, too busy clutching his family jewels to chase after her.
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17 Mar 2025
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It isn’t like Kyotaro never heard a dirty joke before. He spent half his middle school years brawling with the worst kind of assholes who’d say anything and everything trying to get him riled up and off center. He was used to it, and half the time he didn’t even know what they meant. Maybe they didn’t even know what they meant. He’d asked the third years about things once or twice but they’d mostly laughed and teased him instead of answering so he quit doing that too. He didn’t watch porn because he was irrationally afraid his grandparents would look at him and know. If he had feelings like that, he took care of them alone in the shower.
But even he can figure things out with a little thought and a Google search.
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17 Mar 2025
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Akihiko smells like zucchini bread and Suo might end up in jail.
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17 Mar 2025
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So when Ren glances down after a spar that leaves Sakura sprawled out on the gym floor flat on his back with his knees bent, breathing hard, he’s supposed to mind his own business. When he sees the bulge between his legs, when Sakura groans just a little and his knees shake because that last right hook got him in the solar plexus, Ren is supposed to shut the fuck up and ignore it.
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17 Mar 2025
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In the dark, Ivan says, “I miss you.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.” He tugs Till’s hand to his face and brushes his lips against each of Till’s knuckles, first to fourth. “I miss you all the time.” Then fourth to first.
“Right now?”
“I’m right where I want to be.”
or, ivantill breakup au
Bookmarked by not_joey_astral (joey_a_astral)
28 Feb 2025
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I've Got The Fever, You've Got The Cure by Decision_To_Leave
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
09 Aug 2024
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“Do you think we should have sex?”
“Don’t you think I deserve something more romantic than being propositioned on the couch with a platoon of unborn kids between the cushions?”
Or, Ivan and Till fumbling their way through their firsts and making it everyone else's problem.
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28 Feb 2025
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wilted flowers growing in the garden by quillifer (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
09 Jun 2024
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“Look,” Ivan says, red eyes luminescent in the glass.
“Nothin’ special to see.”
“There’s no need to downplay your charms.”
Till isn’t downplaying anything. Her underfed, unkempt body, complete with scar-mottled skin and unimpressive breasts, is reflected in the mirror.
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Nursey might be hearing things, but he swears Dex keeps saying "I love you" and then pretending he didn't.
What the hell, Poindexter?
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10 Feb 2025
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Heroes & Villains by Caspercryptid (FaiaHae), theneonpineapple
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
05 Feb 2025
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Neal Caffrey doesn't know it, but he's probably the best thing that ever happened to Peter and Elizabeth's sex life.
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Bookmarked by not_joey_astral (joey_a_astral)
20 Dec 2024