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    “Crowley.”

    “Angel.”

    “What's wrong?”

    Crowley fidgets. “You can be really annoying sometimes, you know that." Aziraphale holds his silence. “I’m not… hurt.”

    “But you,” Aziraphale starts, then bites his lip. “You keep… flinching. Is it—has it always…?”

    “What?” Crowley’s face is really so lovingly expressive. “No! No, you—you’re fine. It’s me.”

    “Crowley,” Aziraphale says, exasperated, “explain.”

    “I, er, drank some poison. On accident.”

    “Oh! You should have told me earlier! What is it—do you need—“

    “Aziraphale. I’m not dying. But I,” and he swallows, and falls silent again.

    “Would you like me to guess?”

    “No! How would that be helpful? No.”

    “Well what is it then?”

    Crowley grumbles something. Aziraphale is quickly coming to the end of his very, very long, almost endless patience—he steps forward and grabs Crowley’s wrist and Crowley makes a noise.

    It all goes very still. Aziraphale stays frozen in place, staring at Crowley with wide eyes.

    “Are you,” he starts.

    “You’re not hurting me,” Crowley mumbles, his face in his hands. Aziraphale makes an inquisitive noise. “I said, you’re not hurting me.”

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Aziraphale, it turns out, is very difficult to break up with.

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    15 Jul 2025

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    "Between where I began and now, I have crossed a million miles. I have climbed a million mountains and swam a million seas. I can tell you all about what I've done and what's been done to me and the places where I've been and the places my mind still thinks I never left. I can tell you in vivid, excruciating detail. I can. If you can tell me, in return, what it is I've done all that for."

    Aziraphale, guardian of Atlas, stares down at the weary traveler. The first of his visitors in centuries. He takes a shaky, sympathetic breath.

    "Me."

    Crowley’s “Hero’s Journey” ends at The Wall at the End of the World, where he meets the guardian of The Wall, Aziraphale. The guardian offers to grant him a wish.

    Tired and beaten, Crowley wishes for comfort. A house that provides and a partner to share it with.

    When the wish is granted, neither had expected for the partner to be Aziraphale.

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    15 Apr 2025

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    The transcription of an episode of Discovery's reality show "Naked and Afraid," featuring Anthony Crowley, a survivalist YouTuber from London, and Aziraphale Fell, an in-house veterinarian for the Chester Zoo.

    (Includes seven illustrations, also by me!)

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    11 Mar 2025

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    You see sometimes, humans will say one thing, but actually mean another. They call these unusual little turns-of-phrase 'idiots' - probably, Muriel thinks, because of how very stupid they are.

    OR: Muriel dusts, discourages the sale of books, and collects their favourite idioms in a little leather notebook. Crowley drinks, makes snide comments, and gets dusted from time to time. A mysterious door is miracled into existence.

    (An S2 fix-it and Getting Together oneshot, from the POV of my favourite funky little baby, Muriel. Because my heart needed it to exist).

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    26 Feb 2025

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    a collection of idiots, in more ways than one