lowlymasquerade
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*****ON HIATUS*****
You slam your palm against your forehead, embarrassed for whoever was on the other side of that inconvenient slab of mahogany. Who the hell was this idiot? He obviously didn't have the faintest clue how to successfully break into and raid a home quickly and efficiently.
In which Dave Strider is a member of his brother's crime syndicate, Karkat Vantas is a mobster's son, and Dave seriously doesn't know how the hell to rob a house.
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are not insane.
You're not.((I didn't want to do it, but this fic is on HIATUS until further notice, if you haven't already guessed. I'm going to be editing the current chapters, as I'm no longer happy with them.))
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you've had a hard life.
This time, you may have cut a bit too deep.
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a vessel, shaped by Madame la Problématique (callmearcturus)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Jun 2020
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Set in S1.
With his new position as Head Archivist, Jon gets a new apartment. Then, of course, he needs new furniture for his new apartment.
Jon finds a ring in a locked drawer of an antique endtable. It fits him perfectly. Maybe too perfectly: it won't come back off.
Then, things get weird.
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22 Apr 2022
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stop (don't stop) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jan 2022
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Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.
Peter's determined not to cum.
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09 Mar 2022
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Marco comes across some magical sex toys that allow him to indulge in some dubious play. Of course things get out of control and he couldn't be happier.
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08 Mar 2022
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People do not bring Jonathon Sims tea. Martin Blackwood, newly-minted archival assistant, has apparently not received this memo.
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- Part 1 of ceylon
- Part 1 of many worlds interpretation
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19 Jan 2021
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thinking inside the box by gummies (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Jan 2021
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He was too frustrated to cry, and his usual methods of distracting himself didn’t help. His mind wandered no matter what he was doing, pulling him back towards work. He’d brought some files home the other day, in what he was now considering to be a monumental mistake. No matter what he set off to do instead, Jon always found himself crawling back to those papers, edging through them at a snail’s pace that left him feeling worse than before.
Something had to give. It was for the good of his career, really. There was no way he’d ever get anything done feeling like this.
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17 Jan 2021