micermtret
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Stranger: and you’re american i'm assuming
You: yeah
You: did you PRESUME that mr tea n crumpets
Stranger: that joke doesn’t make any sense.
Stranger: and yeah i did because you’re a numbskulled arsehole
You: NUMBSKULLED ARSHOLE
You: NO WAYYYY LMAOOOOOO
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hey i have an idea what if ralph from lord of the flies was american and also the worst (not that jack's any better)
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Simon has one last hallucination.
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can't remember to forget you by micermtret
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
16 Sep 2024
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“Who are you? Where am I?” Eren got up, holding his fists in front of him defensively.
Jean’s thoughts ran wild. Oh no, please nothing but this.
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It was because Connie had put bugs in his bed. Really, it wasn’t a ridiculous excuse, that’s why Eren was lying in front of him, completely knocked out and steam coming from his head.
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Percival makes a new friend, and now it's everybody's problem.
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armin: quick pretend i just sent something really funny
eren; GKJGHDKUFDIFKHDMGKUGJEB
eren: DIOFHGKDJGHKDJHGDBNKJjean: LMAOOO
sasha!!!: BAHAHAHAH
connie: HAHABVJK
mikasa: haha
armin: yeah that checks out
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or, out of context text messages between everyone's favorite friend group (ema + jsc)