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    Mike's been a fan of The Sims for a very long time, since he was a kid, really. He used it mostly as a way to de-stress when the people in his life were pissing him off and he didn’t know what to do about it. So, he’d kill them in the Sims. He doesn’t bother with any of the expansion packs, or the other money-grabbing add-ons EA brings out every two weeks, he just doesn’t need them.

    All he needs is a pool and no ladder.

    …And maybe a Louis lookalike, which he may or may not already have saved in his gallery from a year ago.

    Or, Harvey catches Mike playing the sims.

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    05 Feb 2025

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    No one notices at first.

    Athena brushes off her father's punishment, goes to Odysseus, oversees their long-awaited reunion. Stays in their house after- because it's not like they'll be around forever, after all. And she can do her work just as well from down here- there's no need, to be honest, to go back to Mount Olympus. Anyone who needs her comes to Ithaka, and she's content, for the first time in a very, very long time.

    And then one day Odysseus comes across her seizing on the floor.  

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    05 Jan 2025

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    “Peter, is it supposed to be doing that?” One of his students asked him. He looked up to see the industrial-strength magnets he’d collected for this lab trying to crack through the glass between them to be reunited. The glass splintered.

    “Yeah, no. That’s totally fine,” he lied. Then he inconspicuously chased everyone to the corner of the lab, donned a glove, and smashed the glass so that it wouldn’t splinter and stab someone in the eye in its explosion.

    His students cheered.

    He needed a drink.

    (Peter gets called back to the city at the age of 25 to help mitigate the rapidly increasing crime rate. He's in way over his head, so he sets out to re-establish Team Red.)

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    29 Dec 2024

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    After the war, Draco accidentally becomes responsible for a whole passel of children. Along the way, he has to dodge Harry Potter nosing around in his business.

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    29 Dec 2024

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    21 Dec 2024