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What happens when a kidnapper forgets his chloroform? Three kids make a run for it.
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Lori met her favorite customers after only three weeks of working at Sip'n Brew. Out of the three, her absolute favorite customer was the second one that she met.
(or: the discovery of two murder victims in a small town upsets an otherwise peaceful retirement.)
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- Part 2 of The Retirement Tour
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Good things came in threes.
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Success looks like a king-sized bed and only the most important future plans.
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Three threats to a peaceful home: hitmen, vehicular accidents, and old hurts.
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- Part 1 of The Retirement Tour
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some things are meant to change by vicariously kingly (pelted)
Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV
11 Apr 2023
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Ascian!Hythlodaeus AU.
Wherein Hythlodaeus and Emet-Selch have a falling out, and there are consequences.
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- 72,125
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As it says on the tin: a sea-faring adventure featuring pirates and mermaids (or, one mermaid in particular).
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- 81,488
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A time travel AU to Amaurot, and the consequences thereafter.
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- 264,347
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- 6
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One Half a Whole AU by vicariously kingly (pelted)
Fandom: Red Dead Redemption, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
04 Mar 2019
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The briefing was simple: ‘Stand guard over the Michael Sword until the battle is ready to commence. Await further instructions.’
Castiel doesn’t mind working security duty; he was briefed shortly after the initial salvation of the Sword from the pit, and again before taking up his position. He knows what to do. However, it’s easy to forget that the green room isn’t real. Time moves differently there, the space ever-changing to make a prison of mountains, cathedrals, salt flats, orchards, and whatever Castiel was led to believe about Heaven’s greatest weapon—Dean Winchester is something entirely unexpected.
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- English
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- 85,217
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- 11/11
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- 13
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Bookmarked by vicariously kingly (pelted)
04 Nov 2025
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In the spring of 1944, the 104th Medical Battalion of the United States Army is disbanded, and its men reassigned to various infantry companies in preparation for their invasion of occupied France. For First Lieutenant Novak, this is less than helpful, as he has so far met his platoon’s designated medic a grand total of twice, and has both times found Sergeant Winchester to be the optimum combination of reckless, arrogant, and downright insufferable so as to make cohesive platoon function near impossible. When the time comes to move out, however, Castiel has to reconcile himself to the fact that men are going to go down and trust that Dean Winchester may well be the only person who can put them back together again. WW2 ETO infantry AU.
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- Part 1 of Ninety One Whiskey
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- English
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- 401,183
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- 20/20
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- 16
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Bookmarked by vicariously kingly (pelted)
26 Oct 2025
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Sam and Dean settle into their heaven.
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by vicariously kingly (pelted)
13 Oct 2025
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“How the fuck do you know my name?” Dean hisses.
The man doesn’t look scared. He is watching Dean like there is nothing else worth watching, lips a little parted, eyes a little soft. And blue. Real blue, like the ocean on a postcard.
The ice spreading down Dean’s spine makes him shiver.
“I suppose you could say I’m your guardian angel,” the man murmurs. His breath fogs pale between them. All of him is unnaturally warm, like Dean’s touching somebody with the sun sewn up beneath their skin. “I have known you, Dean Winchester, for a very long time.”
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Dean meets an angel who says he's from the future. It all gets a lot more complicated from there.
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- English
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- 44,872
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- 7/7
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- 8
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- 1,426
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09 Oct 2025
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Cas asks the Winchesters on a date. Yes, both of them.
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Bookmarked by vicariously kingly (pelted)
28 Sep 2025