queer_drunk_dwarf
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If I could wish for one thing, I’d take the smile that you bring by Cracksicle, queer_drunk_dwarf, SilverBell2005
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Feb 2024
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Phil's life was rather good at the moment. Well as good as it can be with a dead wife, permanent knee injury, and a single small coffee shop to earn a living. Either way, things were going a bit too well leaving him to wonder what type of shit storm was about to come his way. Perhaps he should’ve kept his thoughts to himself because what he got was far worse than he ever imagined.
AKA Three crackheads banded together to write a Fic because there wasn’t enough Dark SBI with innocent Philza.
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"You're not real," their baby brother insists adamantly for the fifth time, and Ace and Sabo share a look of actual distress; because Luffy is staring at them blankly, as if they should know very well they don't exist.
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08 Aug 2025
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Getting a better look, Sanji realized it was, unmistakably, Zoro. Or, three Zoros. He had his black bandana on, and so did the heads to the left and right of him. Zoro’s shirt was off, sweat glistening on his chest and accentuating the new limbs that had sprouted on either side of his torso. Six in total, all of which were holding a sword. The sight was something beyond Sanji’s wildest imagination, and even his most disgusting fantasies. He had heard Zoro talk about this technique only once before, and it had burned itself into Sanji’s memory. Zoro’s Asura form.
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30 Jul 2025
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From a bet to a night by ColorFullDesign for DesdemonaLiddel
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2025
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Zoro and Sanji make a bet to see who can seduce a girl first, but things go sideways. What starts as teasing turns into a deeper, heated rivalry as Zoro begins seducing Sanji instead. And They aren't the only to make bets during the night.
For my lovely reader and friend who dreamed about this scenario xD : DesdemonaLiddel
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25 Jul 2025
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in the heat death of the universe by StorytellerSecrets for queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 Jun 2025
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You were with me.
Even though it's taking it's time, the fever is dying. The potions are working their slow and steady course.
They just weren't, at first.
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12 Jul 2025
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a Cage of Wildflowers by CocoBean00 for West_Writes
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Jul 2025
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The Lady tugged on the veil separating her from her Angel, admiring him in his sleep. He was the most beautiful human she’d ever seen, and it had taken months of observing him to convince her he wasn’t a fellow fae.
That would be remedied tonight. He would be safe with her very soon.
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Fae!Kristin has been stalking mortal!Phil for years and Wants him. so she kidnaps him from his family :')Series
- Part 5 of Coco's '25 AUFEST Battleship Collection
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08 Jul 2025