revalis_landing
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Jackson Lee isn't the first person to die in the Waltrayne Forest.
He is, however, the first person to do two things:
a) come back from the dead,
and b) find love within the eerie woods.
Will he ever be able to post the video he died for? Will he eventually unravel what brought him back? Find out.Specific chapter warnings will be at the beginnings of the notes, and please mind them and the tags.
also shout out to my pal Andy for brainrotting about my ocs and proofreading my writing!
Title is from 'this will end' by the oh hellos- Language:
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After the chaos at the Elemental Altar, Thane and Baden go home and talk.
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- Part 1 of afk arena fics
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Portal To New Lands by revalis_landing
Fandoms: Core SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
27 Mar 2021
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An invite comes in the mail, an invite to a new land. Ace, permanently cursed by a strange entity as a child, must quickly pack up all of their gear and move, from the comfortable cabin that they had lived in for years.
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- Part 1 of Core SMP Fics
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- English
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- 910
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- 1/1
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Core SMP Fics by revalis_landing
Fandom: Core SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
27 Mar 2021
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- 910
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Cas is twenty-seven, depressed, and at the end of his rope. After many years of contemplating suicide, he decides it’s finally time to pull the literal trigger. But Cas is scared. He knows he needs encouragement, peer pressure to push himself off the edge of the cliff, so he finds a partner online.
Dean Winchester is a guy that Cas only knows in passing. He’s charming, bold, and absolutely the last person Cas expected for a suicide partner. But he’ll do.
A story about Dean and Cas falling in love with each other, and with life itself.
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22 Jul 2025
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A Soul Born in Cold and Rain, Knows Sunlight by Alittleobsessed
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
23 Aug 2024
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Then it’s just him and Jack. Him and the kid.
And the entire near future branches out before him, a sad unflattering replica of Sylvia Plath’s fig tree. Where the possible futures don’t stretch into years and lifetimes, but grow into short stalks of accidental maiming. Where the kid gets sick because Dean doesn’t know how to feed him, gets bruised because Dean doesn't know how to hold him, cries because Dean isn’t his mother or his father or a sub-family he can count on.
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Or: Cas dies, Jack is a newborn baby, Sam is going through something, and Dean doesn’t know what to do. Until he does.
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- Part 1 of Sunlight
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20 Jul 2025
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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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- Part 2 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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19 Jul 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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- English
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- 25,785
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- 3/3
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18 Jul 2025
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The ads in every corner of your vision, the ultra-processed food that doesn’t satiate, the attention spans fried by algorithms, the normalised violence—it’s called brain pollution. And to it, you are helpless.
Luckily, there’s a cure. And it comes in the form of a handy little pill.
OR emotionless!Cas AU
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- Part 1 of LBFR & Timestamps
- Language:
- English
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- 57,779
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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14 Jul 2025