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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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02 Jul 2025
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A streak of bad luck leaves Eren desperate for cash, and desperate enough that making porn doesn't seem like such a terrible idea. He's young, he's cute, he's horny, and his favourite studio is currently hiring. It seems like fate up until he learns that his two most admired actors, whom he spent the majority of his teenage years appreciating, have recently retired.
Still, he is nothing if not determined, and he sets out to see if he can persuade them to make one last movie. And then he gets to know them as people, and things start getting complicated.
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30 Jun 2025
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Rumi looked at herself in the mirror. In ten minutes, she would be on the stage again. Her costume shone in the light; it reminded her of her marks. She decided to try to perform "Free". It could help her to say goodbye to Jinu. Finally, let him go. That was the least she could do.
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- Part 1 of Kpop Demon Hunters
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30 Jun 2025
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(find me) in the light of your blade by secxosatellite for pre_shuu
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
24 Jun 2025
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She swung and swung, slicing through the air. With pinpoint precision, a single leaf falling through the air was sliced cleanly in half, and—
“Holy hell.”
She jumped.
Rumi was pretty sure she was alone, so the disembodied voice came as a surprise that almost knocked her out of her own boots. Frantically, she looked around for any trace of what could be another soul in the vicinity. There was nothing.
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In which Jinu's soul is absorbed by Rumi's sword, leaving him just barely escaping death. (He won't back down so easily. He didn't spend four hundred entire years holding on to sanity for nothing.)
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30 Jun 2025
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Let me sit down for dinner with my dead lover again, For this is the last dream I ever want to have by a_bird_who_is_like_no_other
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
28 Jun 2025
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"So we could all do our duty! We could all be strong. Be together!”
Rumi is begging.
Rumi is begging and Mira had wanted to be just that, be together, up until five minutes ago – her and Zoey had talked about it in detail, how both of their heart were beating for two people, how easy it had been to fall in love with their leader, how they wanted to try and be more, once they had restored the Golden Honmoon.
But Rumi lied to them.
And Mira finds she doesn’t want her anymore, not right now.
(She doesn’t know, not yet, what she will lose. Destiny laughs into her ears and it is the sound of someone gone mad.)
(They find her in the dirt by the tree, cold and pale and covered in blood.)
– .˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳. –
(or: Celine does as Rumi begs her to. Grabs the sword and puts down the feral dog kneeling at her feet. There really isn't much more to say.)
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30 Jun 2025