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    “You,” Mydei said darkly, pointing an accusatory finger. “You’re supposed to be a part of Phainon now. Both of you.”

    “I deeply apologize for the inconvenience, Mydeimos.” Khaslana said, placing a hand on his scarred and bloody chest. If the Flame Reaver had the energy to talk, Mydei thought he might have apologized as well. Instead, he merely breathed heavily in his general direction.

    “And you!” Mydei whirled around. “You’re supposed to be dead! We got rid of you!”

    “You cannot kill me in any way that matters.” Irontomb smiled meanly.

    Beside him, Mydei watched Phainon bury his head into his hands.

    Or, after a mishap with crystallized memoria, Mydei is asked and/or forced to watch over 4 different versions of Phainon until a solution can be found.

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    “Understandable, given your situation,” Zhongli offers diplomatically. “If it is any consolation, I feel much the same way.”

    A possibility crosses Childe's mind, and his expression changes thoughtfully. “Say, what if we made a deal? This is the Land of Contracts, after all, it should surely be appropriate.”

    He can tell he’s piqued Zhongli’s interest, as the man’s head tilts and masked amber eyes narrow in on Childe’s face. “Oh? I have to admit, Master Childe, I am not particularly looking for new business ventures at the moment."

    Childe waves a gloved hand dismissively. “No, no, not of that nature. I mean for the Hunt.”

    Zhongli appears even more intrigued. “I’m listening.”

    With a devious grin, Childe leans toward Zhongli and speaks lowly, though there’s no indication anyone is listening in on their conversation. “What if we partnered up for the Hunt? You’re not looking for a match, I’m not looking for a match, it’s a win-win opportunity.”

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    Or; Every five years, Teyvat holds the Hunter's Ball. It is an opportunity for the upper class and nobility of each nation to mingle, and to participate in the Hunt; a matchmaking game wherein predator hybrids hunt prey hybrids to secure a mate.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    "You going to keep teasing me with just words, Deliverer? Or are you planning to break me tonight like you promised?"

    Phainon tipped again at those words.
    The tip was higher this time, wishing to prove to Mydei he wasn't just teasing, that he would be the one to unravel him, that he would be responsible for his pleasure tonight.

    or the Camboy!Mydei absolutely nobody asked for.

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    phainon finds out that, legally, there is nothing holding him back from buying a pretty pink collar that has a bell on it with a pair of tail and ears for his husband.

    getting his husband to wear them, however, is another issue.

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