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Team Bonding is Just An Excuse— by sir_carebearalot
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
21 Aug 2025
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“If my team wins,” he says casually, “then you have to wear an outfit of my choosing. And you have to let me take pictures.”
“For the club?”
Tamaki shakes his head. “For me.”
Kyoya narrows his eyes. “Is it perverted?”
“No?”
He crosses his arms. “Tamaki. Is it drag?”
“Are you that sure you’re gonna lose?” Tamaki deflects.
Kyoya’s brow quirks and then he says.
“When my team wins, I want you to swear off ever waking me up before noon again.”Tamaki’s expression falls. “Kyoya, you’re too cruel.”
AKA the fic where Tamaki organizes a laser tag event under the guise of team bonding but he has other reasons as well
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slow dance with you by sir_carebearalot
Fandoms: Sefer Daniel | Book of Daniel (Abrahamic Religions)
03 Aug 2025
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Daniel is jealous.
And he doesn’t even know it.
Until he does.
AKA the fic where Daniel is overtly jealous on three separate occasions and then he finally clocks what it is <3
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on my skin, under my skin, by sir_carebearalot
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
02 Aug 2025
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there's love above love and it's ours by sir_carebearalot
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
31 Jul 2025
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Being a vampire, time stands still for Tamaki.
Kyoya, a human, stands with Tamaki.
This is not sustainable. Something must give.
Will Kyoya take the bite? Will Tamaki finally let him go?
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Tamaki and Kyoya are friends. Friends who fuck, cuddle, kiss, and need each other, but friends nonetheless.
Tamaki wishes to be Kyoya’s everything—his best friend, roommate, husband, wife, guardian, mentee—everything, always.
But that’s not possible.
After all, they live separate lives.
Tamaki is trying to survive.
Kyoya, living and thriving.
And Kyoya needs someone who can join him in his life.
And Tamaki, the literal unDead, could not. -
Loved You Once by sir_carebearalot
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
30 Jul 2025
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Tamaki and Kyoya did not stay in contact after Ouran.
Due to circumstances they meet again, Kyoya was ready to make nice with stranger, adult Tamaki.
Tamaki most certainly wasn't.
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.AKA
"I missed you terribly," Kyoya offered, trying to maintain eye contact. Trying to find familiarity. "Wish I were better at keeping in contact."
"Me too," Tamaki says, not meeting his gaze.
Tamaki's beauty was the same, but Tamaki's demeanor was much different. He was professional, where he used to be amicable, polite, where he used to be generous, and reserved, where he used to push boundaries.
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works i need to revisit and clean up <3 by sir_carebearalot
Fandom: Gilmore Girls (TV 2000), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
25 Jul 2025
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i made these in a passion rush and lost the motivation to add the touched i likely wanted, they will be here untill I think they are ready to stand on their own <3
- Words:
- 10,095
- Works:
- 5
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tamakyo but make it swiftie-styled by sir_carebearalot
Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
06 Jun 2025
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basically all fics that are inspired by taylor bc she's my main inspo rn
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- 26,006
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
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Oh, All the AU's.... by sir_carebearalot
Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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1 & 2) Hanahaki AU, doomed yaoi, first person POV, angsty
3) Mafia AU, successful, morally ambiguous yaoi, third person POV, crackity crack crack
- Words:
- 13,589
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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False God... by sir_carebearalot
Fandom: Book of Daniel - Fandom, Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament), Sefer Daniel | Book of Daniel (Abrahamic Religions)
31 May 2025
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Darius and Daniel...
The first was for funsies, but I was always a bit unsatisfied.... so, now I get to go back and fix what I didn't like!! YAY!!!
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- 2
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songs I can't sing, but I'll write by sir_carebearalot
Fandom: Glee, Helluva Boss (Web Series), Odd Girl Out (Webcomic)
23 Dec 2024
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- 2,082
- Works:
- 3
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5 Times Tim Spends the Night at Wayne Manor + 1 Time He Comes Home by motleyfam for batmoniker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
29 Jan 2022
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Tim is good at galas.
No, scratch that—Tim is great at galas. He’s been attending them ever since the age of three, when his parents first stuffed him into his little Gymboree tuxedo and gave him a stern lecture about ‘sitting quietly’ and ‘speaking when spoken to.’ He knows all the rules: what to wear, how to stand, when to smile, what to say, what not to say. He knows how to come across as polite and intelligent and charming, and on absolutely any other day, he would be rocking this.
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Or, my take on a ‘Tim Joins the Family Early’ AU, told through a series of sleepovers, most of which are unplanned.
Featuring pre-teen Tim, Alive!Jason, and a whole lot of hurt/comfort.
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- Part 1 of Settle Our Bones
- Part 1 of 5+1 (expansion pack)
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- English
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- 48,700
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- 6/6
- Collections:
- 94
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by sir_carebearalot
13 Aug 2025
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Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..
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Roy folds his arms, glaring. "All right, what the fuck is going on here? Why have you suddenly decided to fancy me?"
"I haven't suddenly decided, I've always fancied you. Just didn't know until today that you'd be up for it."
Roy reminds himself sternly that he cannot murder their star striker the day before a match. "Just because I'm interested in blokes doesn't mean I'm interested in you."
Jamie looks confused. "It doesn't? But..." He gestures at his face as if it's incontrovertible evidence, then down his body like a closing argument.
Roy cannot murder him. The media would be intolerable.
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5 + 1 times: lance and the search for keith's boyfriend by haikquu
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Jun 2018
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Who could it be?!
Lance tried to convince himself it wasn’t jealousy… it was just friendly concern. He had to ensure that whoever Keith was with treated him well, not that Keith needed Lance to look after him, but still, Keith deserved the world and Lance wanted to make sure whoever he was with gave that to him.
Just buddy-buddy concerns.
or alternatively; 5 + 1 times lance doesn't realise he's keith's boyfriend
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Things the Club Can NOT Do For the Sake Of Household Peace! by orphan_account
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
23 Jul 2025
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A household of ten + is no easy feat.
There is much trial and tribulation.
Some ground rules are laid down.
Then... some more specific rules....
At some point, we get this:
19. Renge is prohibited from using my shampoo.
(a) I can't prove it exactly, because I'm a gentleman and I would never interrupt a lady's showertime, but I know that scent.
19. Hikaru is prohibited from using my Tamaki's conditioner.
(a) I can prove it's him. I cornered him in the shower red-handed.
20. Tamaki is prohibited from barging in on people in the shower.
(a) Fine, that's fair.
Bookmarked by sir_carebearalot
23 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
i orphaned u since u brought me no joy, but in retrospect u are a bit funny