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Mutually Beneficial Arrangements by snerk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Aug 2022
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Jaster has spent the last seven years shoring up Mandalore's fragile independence, hoping against hope that the Republic will leave them alone long enough to find their feet. This treaty promises to ensure it- all Jaster needs to do is marry a Jedi. Well... one Jedi in particular.
Obi-Wan has spent three years fending off Chancellor Palpatine's increasingly unsettling attempts to ingratiate himself with his young Padawan. It's not his idea to marry Jaster, but if he's going to be offered up to a warlord either way, he's sure as hell going to make sure he gets something out of it.
And somewhere, a Sith-Lord has spent the last millennia plotting the fall of the Jedi, the Republic, and any other powers standing in his way. Mandalore seems ripe for the picking; all it needs is a spark.
aka, how i learned to stop worrying and love my (platonic) husband (that a sith-lord coerced me into marrying in order to ruin my life).
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Six years after Hogwarts falls to the Dark Lord, Harry Potter unmakes himself in the root cellar of an abandoned farmhouse, in Shropshire. He drags Voldemort with him. When Harry's presented the option to do it all again -to remake himself, and the world with him- he jumps at the chance. But being remade isn't so simple as all that, and the new world is more different than Harry anticipated.
He... maybe should have asked a few questions before jumping headfirst into reincarnation.
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Qui-Gon doesn't make it out of the hangar during The Phantom Menace. This changes things.
Featuring: a very stressed Obi-Wan, a Qui-Gon who'd like to go home now please, and a whole lot of self-indulgent tropes stuffed in a trench-coat that I will call 'plot'.
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I had a backbone made of glass (and then it broke) by paperless_paperweight
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
21 Jul 2025
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Eddie replies: Cool. Thanks. It takes three tries to hit send, his fingers too tight on the phone.
Then turns off his phone like it’s radioactive. Like it might detonate from how hard his pulse is thudding in his fingertips. Tommy and Buck had hooked up again. Might be dating. Again. His grip on the beer bottle goes white-knuckled in an instant at his next thought.
Did they fuck in his bed?
The thought feels like a fist to the sternum. His jaw clenches so hard his teeth ache.
Story is finished. +/- 10K words per chapter
Updates depending on how fast I can spell-check myselfBookmarked by snerk
22 Jul 2025
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Hey ladies. This isn’t the typical “are we dating the same guy” post bc this guy isn’t a cheater I don’t think? Like ok he was honest about some batshit situation with his last ex walking in on him roleplaying with a doppelganger of his dead wife, which…okay I KNOW I should have left right away. But I don’t think it was even his fault because apparently that woman just like showed up at his house and, again LOOKED LIKE HIS DEAD WIFE.
But anyway, the thing about Eddie Diaz (pics below) is that I think he’s in love with his (male) best friend. I’m also 80% sure he’s gay. I don’t think he knows either of these things about himself.
Marisol Jimenez
Oh WOW. I didn’t expect this to be posted. Hi everyone I’m the ex who walked in on the dead wife roleplayAna Flores
Okay clearly things have happened since I dated Eddie Diaz lmaoAnanya Panikkar
EDDIE DIAZ??? PRETTY SURE THAT'S MY BROTHER’S COWORKER LMAO??Or: A post in the Los Angeles "Are We Dating the Same Guy" Facebook group inspires the women of Los Angeles to unionize and end Buck and Eddie's romantic reigns of terror.
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21 Jul 2025
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The Little Viper by RoyalChili (QueenScarletTheKing)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars
21 Jul 2025
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While stranded as a temporary slave on Bandomeer, Obi-Wan’s rare sleep is interrupted by evil Mandalorians under the pretense of a “rescue”. He doesn’t buy it.
Not one bit.
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Jaster Mereel has just successfully pulled off an elaborate rescue mission from a mining planet. All seems right in the world as he prepares to head back to Galidraan to complete his original objective. That is, until some reckless idiot steals his brand new ship.
Jaster is out for blood.
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Or; the story of how Obi-Wan finds a family
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- Part 1 of The Little Viper
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21 Jul 2025
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During a raid on a Death Watch compound, a captive Obi-Wan Kenobi is taken prisoner once more, this time by the True Mandalorians.
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21 Jul 2025
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The new probie is a mystery wrapped up in a contradiction wrapped in another mystery. Friendly and overbearing yet completely reserved. Trying to figure him out is like getting stuck in a revolving door that never slows down enough to let you get through the opening. And so far, he’s garnered them a net zero on profits two weeks in. The money box and accompanying notebook sat untouched in Hen’s locker.
In which Buck comes to the 118 with a more complicated history, one he is determined to hide. They still somehow become a family.
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20 Jul 2025