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and if they want to know
of my past
it's necessary to tell
another lieor: three lies jace stardiamond tells, after it all
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random access (or: received transmission) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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“Oh, it’s a quirk of the office; something about its structure and the placement of vents means that occasionally outside noises are funneled in, quite clearly.” Teddy looks out his window, trying to see who dropped something and what it is. “It’s something I’ve grown used to, loud though it sometimes is.”
or: five conversations theodore roosevelt, head of seattle's jaeger technology division, heard from his office, and one that he had there
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- Part 4 of canceling the apocalypse
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When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.
And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.
or: jedediah has some downtime
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imagining (pressed into something else) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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Flat on his stomach, Jedediah had straddled him, laughing the way he always did when he knew he had won. “I get that y'all gotta try an’ keep your pride,” He said, “But ain't y’all tired’a pretendin' you don't know who's in charge ‘round here?”
“I refuse to play into your delusions,” Octavius snapped, trying to dislodge Jedediah, “Rome will conquer as she always has.”
“Yeah, alright,” Jedediah said, voice dripping with condescension. He leaned forward, almost plastered to Octavius' back. He pushed down on Octavius' neck, shoving him harder into the museum's marble flooring, “We ain't gonna lose to a bunch’a stupid skirts. Y'all're gonna hafta work a lot harder to get one over on ol’ Jedediah.”
or: octavius gets a night off
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i wanna be the food stuck under you tongue by squidbatts
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
29 Nov 2024
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“I know, I know, It’s just- weird.”
In the past few months, Kabru has learned that Laios does have a boundary to what even he can view as “normal”; unfortunately, many of the boundaries he creates are far beyond what most other humans are comfortable with. For him to recognize that something he wants to ask his sister, who’s nearly as strange as him, is weird? It sets Kabru’s teeth on edge.
“Just- well- I wondered,” Laios takes a deep breath and rushes out the rest, “Did you ever eat a human?”
or: what’s the worst that could come of some bizarre touden conversation?
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into my heart, into my head, into my brain by squidbatts
Fandom: Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Jan 2025
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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
Series title from flesh by simon curtis, "hate"fuck song of all time
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom: Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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restless sun, lonesome moon by strangegoingson
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
20 Apr 2020
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The smoke was visible long before the train was. Eponine stood from her crouch and let her cigarette fall from her fingers, grinding the stub beneath the heel of her boot. She pulled up her bandana over her face and jammed her hat firmly over her head, ensuring her hair was safely tucked away. Beside her, Enjolras did the same.
“You ready?” she said.
"Are you?" he asked.
Without another word, Eponine swung herself up into the saddle. “Stick to the plan this time,” she said. “You get the baggage carriage and the safe, I’ll get the passengers. In and out, before Patron-Minette even knows we were here. I am not patching you up if you get shot again.”
Eponine and Enjolras are outlaws, robbing the rich and redistributing the wealth to the town of Les Amis. Grantaire and Cosette are new in town. In Enjolras's opinion, everything was going fine until they showed up.
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06 Jul 2025
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You never have to wonder; you never have to ask. by gamesformay
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
13 Dec 2015
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It's been eighteen months since the protest that nearly killed them all, and eighteen months since Grantaire swore off Paris forever. Coming back to town for some friends' wedding was never part of the plan, and Paris is either a dream or an oven, he can't tell which.
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04 Jul 2025
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Between the Soul and the Star by KChan88
Fandoms: Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables - All Media Types
27 Jan 2020
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Les Amis come up with a plan that helps them storm the national guard and survive the barricade. Enjolras is arrested in the chaos, sent to jail and an interrogation under none other than Javert, who finds his suicidal plans foiled. Confused and finding himself changed after Valjean spared his life, Javert takes Enjolras to none other than Valjean himself, and from there, everything changes.
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29 Jun 2025
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Empty House by OpensUp4Nobody
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (2012)
06 Sep 2018
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Enjolras and Grantaire spend a few days trapped together in Éponine's allegedly haunted childhood home. Not that haunted houses are a thing that can exist. They may not agree on much, but obviously ghosts aren't real. Sure, sometimes weird and terrifying things happen without any apparent logical reason, but clearly ghosts aren't real.
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26 Jun 2025
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Crack of Dawn, All is Gone (Except the Will to Be) by pumpkinspiceprouvaire
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
07 Nov 2021
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Grantaire's life used to be normal.
And then somehow he finds himself on a cross-country road trip with a scrawny little spitfuck named Marius, and twins who have already threatened to kill him once.
Oh. And there's zombies. Grantaire always forgets about the zombies.
Bookmarked by squidbatts
24 Jun 2025