sweatybearherolamp
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- Original Work (9)
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (5)
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“Are you trying to ask me on a date again?” Techno stepped back into the warmth of the cabin, unsubtly reaching to close the door. “Kind of weird, to be honest.”
“Wuh- what’s wrong with going on a date with me, asshole?” Quackity’s confidence returned tenfold, suddenly puffing up and stepping forwards. “You think you’re too good for me, or something?”
“Yes,” Techno agreed without hesitation. “Among other reasons.”
“Like what?” Quackity demanded, not even bothering arguing. Contrary to popular belief, he could recognize losing battles.
“Like-” Techno paused, blinking. “Why are we even talking about this? You tried to kill me, get off my lawn.”
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- Part 7 of my quacknobros fics
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“Where’s Chayanne?” Philza managed to finally get out.
Forever blinked, brows furrowed slightly before his lip twitched upwards slightly.
“He’s not here,” Forever said smugly, chin tilted up as he grinned down at Phil, his tail wagging rapidly again. “I’ve got you all to myself.”
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when your roommate won't leave (his name is on the lease) by sweatybearherolamp
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, last life
30 Dec 2021
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He wasn’t scared of Bdubs, he was just being cautious.
And it was awkward. Etho had tried to kick Bdubs out, and he’d refused. They’d settled on a fence that Etho had put up. He was supposed to be in charge here, Bdubs was the red one. Bdubs was supposed to sever all of his allyships.
or; how to cope when your murderous roommate wants to be bfid (best friends in death)
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companionship is stored in the fried bread by sweatybearherolamp
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2021
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Techno wasn't entirely sure how he'd ended up here, (somewhat) prisoner at his own kitchen table, as Tommy furiously kneaded dough in front of him.
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bedrock bros but with old routines and new trauma aka tommy and techno fry bread
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a series of unfortunate misunderstandings by sweatybearherolamp for ambeadow
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jan 2021
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Quackity acquires a chicken, Techno learns the meaning of friendship, and Wilbur sees the perfect opportunity to fuck with his twin brother. Everyone loves relationship drama, right?
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the long awaited marriage crackfic ft techno's chronic lack of social skills and the true meaning of 'mutually unrequited'
the summary will probably change as i keep posting bc i feel weird talking abt stuff that i havent posted yet yknow as;kdlfjlsdkfj
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my quacknobros fics by sweatybearherolamp
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Nov 2023
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i figured it'd make it easier on people if i put all of my quackity & technoblade fics together? they're not necessarily connected to each other like, fic wise tho !
they're ordered in the way i posted them, and you don't have to read them in that order bc they aren't meant to be a proper series but i guess they could be?? like i thought about the other fics as i wrote but they're all kind of oneshots!- Words:
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while covered in mud by merthurlin
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Nov 2020
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“Nie Huaisang?” he demands, stumbling down the dirt path towards him. “What- are you the one who took down my wards?!”
He looks—awful. His eyes are sunken, his cheeks sallow. The robes he is wearing are nothing like the luxurious fabric he used to wear when he was still Yunmeng Jiang’s first disciple. Instead they are thread beard and worn, from a coarse fabric that looks irritating to the skin. There is a shakiness to his gait that Nie Huaisang has never seen from his friend, who always walked with such a presence as if to defy a world that has sentenced him to death.
“Of course it was me!” he scolds. “You really should take better care and hide your talismans.”
Wei Wuxian, rudely enough, ignores his (useful!) advice and instead looks at him like he’s mad. “What are you doing here?”
“Betraying the gentry and siding with evil, duh,” Huaisang rolls his eyes. “Now, will you let me in? I’m hungry.”
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they're all dead hearts to you by merthurlin
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Sep 2020
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It is an odd thing, to be the only adult amidst a gaggle of teenagers.
Frankly, it is exhausting. They have certain…. expectations of him, especially the Gusu Lan juniors, and Huaisang has made it a life mission of his to never rise up to anyone’s expectations, but they just won’t let it go.
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It is weird to realise that you have lived longer than you've planned for. Nie Huaisang learns to deal with the aftermath.
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21 Mar 2024
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“Are you aware of your location and all?” the other sacrifice pressed. “‘Cause obviously we’re in a rather, ah, concerning position. A bit of a shit position, one might say, and please don’t ask me for details on those sorts of positions or I’ll have to report you to your mother.”
“You’re saying that to an orphan?” Techno mumbled. He tried to stand, surprised himself by stumbling; the blond caught him by the arm before he could fall over completely, which turned this into an incredibly embarrassing moment he planned to forget as soon as possible. “Rude. Insensitive.”
“You’ve got pink hair and you’re like five years old, you don’t get to experience manners,” the kid informed him. “I’m Tommy, by the way, I’ve been here for fucking days. Did you happen to see the way out?”
Techno shook his head mutely. His thoughts were weirdly muddled, trampled like rotting feed; he felt like he was floating, and sitting down made the floating feeling significantly worse. Possibly a mortal form was more fragile than he’d assumed.
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- Part 57 of dream smp fic my beloved
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08 Sep 2023
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Freaking Out In The Middle Of The Street (With The Complete Conviction Of Someone Who Has Never Had Anything Actually Really Bad Happen To Them) by antimony_medusa
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
14 May 2023
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Techno scooped a couple plates off the couch and put them in a stack by the wall. “So, you found a guy.”
“I sure did!” Wilbur said. “Go on. Guess where I found said guy.”
“This is going to sound insane,” Techno said, sitting down.
“I promise you it can’t be weirder than the truth, after the evening I’ve just had,” Wilbur said. He pulled a towel out of the laundry basket on the coffee table and sat on it. “I promise.”
“That guy isn’t a historical reenactor, is he,” Techno said.
“I am really beginning to think he is not, no,” Wilbur said, and put his head in his hands. “Technoblade, what am I going to do?”- Language:
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04 Jun 2023
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Okay so shapeshifting into The Crow was objectively a bad idea, but on the other hand, he got to literally wear a mask in public and nobody was saying his real name. He could mess up, and it was like a whole different guy had messed up! Social anxiety life hack, simply do not be yourself when you make mistakes and then you won’t make mistakes. Technoblade had even spent a couple evenings at home in the shapeshift, eating everything in his fridge, and the wounds he’d presented with had slowly closed up. He’d washed the blood out of the suit too. His bathtub had looked like someone had died. It barely even hurt to be a superhero any more, and no one had said his name in a tone of confused condemnation in like a week. They’d said The Crow’s name, admittedly, but that hardly counted.
Someone burst through the front door of the coffee shop, face pale. “There’s a kid stuck up on a ledge on the fourth floor, does anybody got a ladder?”
Every eye in the coffee shop turned to look at the superhero standing at the milk and sugar cart with his drink. Techno gulped. “Uh, hi,” he said.
Or: Technoblade is a secret shapeshifter who's just realized that superheros get free food. Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 8 of Challenge Works
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