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Yard party! Everyone's invited, except if you're a nasty Decepticon. Ironhide's on the grill, Bluestreak's in charge of the trap shooting, and Optimus is shootin' hoops. The beer's run out early, though.
Skyfire is in charge of the human slip 'n' slide... and there's an issue with the garden hose.
His investigation yields more than summertime fun.
Written for the Transformers Reverse Minibang 2024
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Tiny Bastard by robobrainrot
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
09 Jun 2025
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A Knockout Toy comes to life and has to cope with living with a human that's obsessed with him. Hijinks ensue.
"Tiny Bastard" is a inspired by another fic called "ScrimScrim" which is inspired by the "Indian in the cupboard" series. Major liberties were taken, including the fact that there is no magical cupboard in my version...
Updates every Saturday (probably)
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Breaking Bread by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
05 Jun 2025
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“Your flyboy has a point -” you say, snarling loud enough to hide the shaking in your voice “ I got a B- in chemistry. You want someone with a Ph.D. Why don’t you do us both a favor and finish killing me? Why don’t you go get the right human?!”
“Because, fleshling, if this is how you react with your options whittled down to the nub-” the moonlight glints wickedly off his fangs as his grin twists into a full blown Cheshire cat smile “-then I believe we have found the right human.”
(Smut located on chapters 49-52 if that's what you're looking for)
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The nonstop wordplay chemistry lesson you didn't know you needed
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The Echo Garden by AltraViolet
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
04 Feb 2024
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Soundwave's banishment to the shadowzone has been bleak, uneventful and unending. He hasn't been able to contact Megatron or the Nemesis. He's low on fuel. If it weren't for the emotion-suppressing protocols he implemented before the war, he would be miserable.
And then one day a dimension-hopping Rodimus falls into the shadowzone and offers him a way out.
“You'll like the Lost Light,” said Rodimus. “Everyone gets a second chance, there. You wanna stay here forever?”
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Decepticon Rodiclash AU. A Galaxy brain concept from Cao the dreamer.
Early in the war, Hot Rod joins the Decepticons, angry that the Autobots provided precious little assistance to evacuate the citizens of Nyon when Hot Rod burned his own city to ashes to prevent Zeta from using the citizens as fuel for the Functionist war machine.
Confounded by the strict formality within the ranks of the Decepticon army, Hot Rod is fiercely determined to preserve as much Nyonian culture as he can. When an Autobot saves his life during an intense battle, Hot Rod vows to uphold the Nyonian life-bond tradition to save his life in return.
If only the big colorful idiot wasn’t making it so damned difficult!
“He pulled me from the rubble like I needed a big fat hero to save me. Like I can’t take care of myself. If the Autbots couldn’t be bothered to help Nyon before, I sure as hell don’t want their help now,” Hot Rod spat bitterly. “He just saved my life without even asking first.”“Non-consensual life saving. How rude.” Deadlock rolled his optics.
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Nor Is He Early by ObliqueVion
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
31 Dec 2024
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UPDATES WILL BE SPORADIC as civic engagement is being a little extra right now...
A Prime is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to… give or take that one small paracausal nudge.
Or, that time the Matrix got impatient and stole a truck...
It's only going to get more and more hazardous to binge all of this:
✔️ Optimus Prime being iconically wholesome
✔️ Cybertron being an exotic mechanical wonderland
✔️ Mystery, adventure, and intrigue
✔️ Not so much a slow burn as a long fuse
❌ Civil warSeries
- Part 1 of Nor is He Early and Adjacent Stories