terrible_at_magic
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Counterpoint by ApolloInAnAlcove, terrible_at_magic for mybelovedismine (beloved_91)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Apr 2025
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It’s been six days since Aziraphale and Crowley stopped the second coming from coming. That should have been the hard part. The best way to deal with the mess of themselves in the aftermath would probably be to have a nice long talk about the important things.
So instead they go to Royal Albert Hall to hear a performance of the concerto that Crowley accidentally kind-of sort-of commissioned from Antonio Vivaldi, and Crowley didn’t really think everything through.
Ch. 1 and 2 are T if you squint. E rating applies to Ch. 3.
Recent bookmarks
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Lords At War by Jukebox_Draws
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Jan 2022
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Two ineffable husbands one shots surrounding the same general theme.
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Bookmarked by terrible_at_magic
06 Jul 2025
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Hands-on by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Oct 2023
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Crowley shows up as Nanny asking for literature that will help her learn more about her body. Aziraphale obliges once he figures out the game and ends up giving a personal demonstration, and it all goes downhill (in very silly ways) from there.
Or: Two beings who really should be much better at communicating and roleplaying fail utterly at both.
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Al they're having seeeeexxx by mozbee
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Mar 2022
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A collection of explicit Good Omens stories, all gathered together under one hilariously inappropriate title.
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A Bet Through The Ages by teardrops_on_ghostly_wings (jks_ghostie)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
28 Feb 2020
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3+1 of Aziraphale and Crowley presenting as female throughout history with lots of pining from two idiots in love
Also known as Aziraphale has amazing tits and Crowley wants to suffocate himself in them