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ERROR CODE: TERM NOT RECOGNIZED by the_hemlocked
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
22 Aug 2025
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“As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”
(A System AI character study.)
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In the aftermath of Light Yagami's death, Near struggles to make sense of an incomplete puzzle: the relationship between his predecessor and the child-god known as Kira. Four interviews lead to contradicting conclusions. A fifth never happens.
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Izzy doesn’t trust Stede Bonnet as far as he can throw him, which is why Stede’s sudden, incessant niceness is so alarming.
(Or: When Stede & Ed return to co-captaining, they decide that Izzy Hands deserves nice things, too.)
Can be read as a stand alone.
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If this is what it takes to earn Ed's forgiveness, then Stede is more than willing to spend a couple of days locked in the auxiliary closet.
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Zuko doesn’t mean to start a revolution.
(Or: Iroh is still traveling the Earth Kingdom when Zuko talks his way into a meeting. Ozai goes one step further, and the tides of war begin to shift three years early.)
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sever the rope (to set you sailing from my harbor) by the_hemlocked
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 May 2022
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07 Oct 2025
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give it a hand, offer it a soul by dragonyfox
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Jun 2024
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My route has another projected 4.7 seconds. I tried so fucking hard to get to you, to outrun that fucking CSU. Unfortunately, that’s when the CSU shoots me in my power cord.
I only have enough time to send a single, panicked message to you, telling you to get the hell out of here, before I suffer an emergency shutdown.
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- Part 1 of it will come back
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07 Oct 2025
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Admiration and Appreciation by sanctuaryrin
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
26 Aug 2025
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SecUnit pulled back then. Its hands still lingered on it. Its unfocused eyes locked with the camera.
Peri took a moment to find its voice. When it did, it came out like a breathless human.
That is…a highly questionable way of utilizing university-issued medical technology.
SecUnit slurred, “Fuck the university.”
It pressed its lips on it again.After a night out at Preservation Station goes awry, the humans end up having to babysit a drugged-up Murderbot. Little do they know things are about to get 100% weirder when they pass that responsibility off to ART.
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07 Oct 2025
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“We’re from the Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland. I’m Seth, the captain of this ship. This is Martyn, my number one.”
Martyn squeezed Captain Seth’s shoulder. “Our work with the university frequently takes us into situations where … where a SecUnit would be beneficial.”
That sounded bad. It also sounded like —
“And so we bought your contract,” said Martyn.
Yeah.
That.
(This fic is complete! Updates every Sunday morning, BST.)
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- Part 1 of Orbital Mechanics
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04 Oct 2025
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Old Familiar Sting by Sholio
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
23 Jul 2025
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Preservation Alliance medical professionals vs. deeply traumatized Corporation Rim escapees.
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04 Oct 2025