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Frenchie conned too hard and ended up as an actual Viscount of Grimalkin territory. Now the Queen has arranged a marriage for him with the Baron of Grifipan.
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pounded in the butt by my highly incompetent bitchy pirate captain and his twatty cabin boy because i not so secretly find both of them extremely sexy by them_bonez
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Jan 2025
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Lucius and Stede convince Izzy to play strip poker with them. Sexiness ensues.
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You Light up my Life by them_bonez for waterofthemoon
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Dec 2024
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Stede is excited for the three of them to have their first Christmas together. In his over excitement to decorate, he tangles Izzy in the Christmas tree lights.
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The Scientific Findings and Details of the Transmogrification of One Pyrate into a Feline by them_bonez
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Nov 2024
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A cat has found it's way aboard the Revenge after the crew departs St. Augustine. Mysteriously, Jim is no longer aboard which can mean only one thing to Frenchie, a man of science and logic.
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Jeff's Bed and Breakfast by the Sea by them_bonez for baskinginmoonglow
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Oct 2024
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The co-captains want to make each other breakfast in bed, but not without outshining the other! The result is a breakfast in bed that gets worse and worse.
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Domestic Maul by them_bonez
Fandom: Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Aug 2021
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Dad!Maul domestic fluff stories with the adopted nightbrother children, Grim and Dire.
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Ashes of the Wasted Sith by them_bonez
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
18 Jun 2021
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Blood of the Sith by them_bonez
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
18 Feb 2021
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Maul x OC Kudra Deschain
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Izzy made a noise, and Stede realized he was still holding him by the throat, gripping hard in his enthusiasm. He let go immediately.
“Sorry, I –”
Izzy drew a shuddering breath.
Stede replayed the noise in his head and couldn’t quite classify it as anything but a moan. “Hold on, did you…”
“Shut up.”
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Izzy needs Stede’s help to talk Ed down from becoming the Kraken, but on the way to the Revenge, they fall into a terrible and wonderful habit. A night of grappling lessons turns into a kinky revelation, and despite their mutual understanding that it can’t happen again, it does. It keeps happening.
Through Stede’s insistence that Izzy can belong to the both of his captains, will they find a way to make it work? Only Edward can decide. But Ed wants to watch… and it all depends on whether he likes what he sees…
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11 Mar 2025
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Do I Look So Good That You Wanna Treat Me Bad? by Trashass for them_bonez
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Dec 2024
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Anne decides to save the cowboy and ride the horse, evilly
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23 Dec 2024
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While visiting his boyfriend Jack in the state penitentiary, a chance encounter results in Ed helping Frenchie escape from prison. They embark on a cross-country crime spree, all while falling in love. They are pursued obsessively by private investigator Chauncey Badminton and his reluctant partner Stede Bonnet. Stede hates his job, his partner, and also happens to be falling in love with Ed along the way.
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08 Aug 2024
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“There you are!”
Stede looked around at the exclamation and barely had time to process the man moving directly towards him, arms out open wide.
The club was dark and loud and not for the first time since he’d crossed over the threshold of the door, the bouncer not even asking for his ID, did he wonder how he’d let himself be talked into coming out for a night of “dancing, drinking, and hopefully, a good dicking.” Lucius’ words, not his own.
On instinct, he found his arms wrapping around the stranger as the other man stepped up to him, wrapping him in a tight hug.
“Please just go with it,” he heard briefly in his ear before there was a warm pair of lips pressing against his own.
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- Part 1 of Grilled Cheese Trilogy
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13 May 2023
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There’s something…off about The Gentleman Pirate. It takes Ed a little while to put it all together, longer than it would have if Stede weren’t so fascinating, so goddamn distracting. It’s little things, at first: how Stede is not a good enough pirate to be that blasé with his personal welfare, how confident he seems that things will work out in the end, the glimmer in his eye he gets when danger comes close and whispers in his ear. It’s maddening and familiar, too, because Ed swears he’s met Stede before. Maybe on a ship somewhere, or in town, a shared look before a shared bed; though, if the sex were as good then as it is now, Ed’s sure he would remember. As Ed watches and waits — and desperately tries not to fall in love — he grows more and more convinced that the truth is a terrifying third option; a monster parents tell their children about at night and all sailors dread. Stede Bonnet is The World Ender.
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- Part 1 of The World Ender
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Bookmarked by them_bonez
29 Sep 2022