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    With a simple bending of the knee, Jon is made a Stark by Stannis Baratheon, pledging himself to Stannis at Castle Black. His new identity fuels him to seek justice for his massacred family but also sets into motion to a fateful confrontation with the invading Dragon Queen.

    Jonerys.

    Collaboration with Longclaw, idea spawned after Season 8 became a dumpster fire. We are using this as a springboard to the ending us fans deserve.

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    25 Aug 2022

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    They can't tell you their real names, or their dæmons' names. The Yeerks are everywhere. But they're going to fight back.

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    06 Aug 2022

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    Guillermo de la Cruz, son of a wealthy merchant, is on his way to wed his betrothed when his ship is beset upon by the fearsome pirate ship, the Relentless, and he discovers the pleasures of the marriage bed are much different with Captain Nandor.

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    03 Jun 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Documentary that follows the everyday life of vampire Guillermo de la Cruz and his four human roomates.

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    03 Jun 2022

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    Back in the cool night air, a few snowflakes were beginning to dust the sidewalk when he noticed a familiar smell wafting through the air. He found himself unconsciously following it, like some sort of ridiculous cartoon character. He couldn’t remember why it smelled so familiar, but it tugged at something so deep in him that it made his chest feel tight with excitement. He just had to know what it was. 

    The smell lead him a short walk down the street, right to the front door of a small bakery he’d never noticed before.

    Memo’s Bakery, read the lit sign out front. 

    He pushed open the door. 

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    Guillermo was just beginning to pour the glaze over his latest experimental bake, a batch of Persian love cakes, when the bell at the front jingled, alerting him to a customer’s entry. Shit, he must have forgotten to flip the sign over to “closed” again. He looked up, about to apologetically tell them that they were actually closed for the night, when the words caught in his throat and died before reaching his tongue. 

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    03 Jun 2022