thistlethread
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Every 10 years something magical happens on the edge of the forbidden forest. When the veil is thinnest on Samhain night The Whomping Willow is transformed and so is a very familiar car.
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A slice of Pansy Parkinson’s life in which to make sure Hermione has the best Christmas ever, Pansy ends up having to enlist the help of Harry Potter to make the perfect pavlova.
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Harry accidentally Pavlov’s Pansy with pavlova.
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It was meant to be the perfect holiday, a retreat packed with lounging by pools, bouts of existential crisis and if she was really lucky, a meaningless fling she’d never have to see again.
But some things aren’t meant to be. And others are.
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This wasn’t part of The Plan.
In fact, this was the farthest thing from The Plan. But when had anything ever gone according to plan when it came to Draco’s life? He had foregone control over his life long ago, resigned to the whims of the universe and resigned to whatever Fate deemed his life to be.OR
The final moments of Draco Malfoy, accompanied by too many owls and one Luna Lovegood.
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PANDAMONIUM by neilistic, orolin, riafloss, small_planet, The_Taco_Writes, thistlethread, Yeuxverts for PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2024
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A sighting of a strange monochromatic creature has piqued Theo’s attention (this week) much to the dismay of his lovers, Hermione and Draco.
Or; Theo's obsessed with pandas, Draco's a hater, and Hermione just wants an orgasm.
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
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16 Mar 2025
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reading this is similar to what I imagine it feels like to see at Van Gogh's Starry Night.
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A self-indulgent romp where Draco delivers the baby of his pregnant coworker in a cave.
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In which Hermione Granger is strong enough, intelligent enough, and brave enough to birth a child on her own, but it doesn’t mean she has to.
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With the help of a few…friends…our favourite grumpy Slytherin is forced to endure the rather intolerable experience of joy.
Happy ending in all iterations of all universes for these particular two, because we deserve it!
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- Part 1 of Cave, [Redacted] and Epilogue
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03 Sep 2024
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you ever read something, and go "oh this seems really fun" and it is, but you also get your heart super-saiyan'd into space? this fic does that.
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Those who abolished the Statute of Secrecy in 1945 never intended the horrors that came afterwards.
By 1998, Wizarding Britain—styled after a reborn Roman Empire with Imperator Voldemort at its helm—controls most of Europe. Resistance is brutally crushed, muggles are in chains, and muggleborns are martyred by dragon fire in front of screaming crowds.
Hermione Granger is a domestic slave working in the Malfoy household, dreaming of a remade world, and hiding magic in her veins. Discovery means certain death.
Draco Malfoy, a tribune and spy for the Imperial Legion, carries the weight of painful secrets. For years, the only way to live with his dark reality has been to shut his eyes to it.
…But she has a burning star inside her—the light of an entire sun…
And now he is caught between the denial which defines his survival, and the woman he cannot deny.
Trailer for The Lights That Burn by the immensely talented thistlethread
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03 Sep 2024
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this, this is how you do an AU. truly the most insane and fantastic wolrd building, characters and *screams into pillow*
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“I feel like—a meteor crashed into my house and I’m the only one who can see it. I feel like a sketch on a piece of parchment instead of a real person. I feel like I will curse the next person who tells me to ‘just enjoy it’.”
Hermione never thought she would be a solo parent. No one told her that it would be boring, and devastating, and that she would be filled with so much joy that she might burst any second.
No one told Draco he'd feel the same way.
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28 Apr 2024
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the most tender and guttural piece of art
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Hermione Granger is dead, but that is not the story.
The tragedy is that she didn't have to be.- Language:
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19 Apr 2024
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on the bathroom floor sobbing at 11am, 4pm and 2am