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"Godot, we know it's you," Athena said sternly. "I don't even really know who you are, but I know this is you. Indulging your misplaced resentment like this, after so long, is really not good for your emotional wellbeing. I can hear the discord in your voice..."
"Yes, also it's petty. And getting really annoying, fielding all your prank calls. We're trying to be lawyers here," Apollo leaned his head in next to Athena's to be sure he was heard. She sighed, but hit the speaker button regardless. "Can you stop with the defamation already? He won't even let me sue you for it."
Static. Then - a steady beep, as the 'mystery caller' hung up. Apollo rolled his eyes.
"That wasn't very nice," Athena scolded him. He shrugged, unrepentant.
"Neither is his harassment."