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DM to shuriwithaB
sappho_reincarnate- oh my god i have so much work to do
shuriwithaB- you got this !!! i belibe in you!!!
sappho_reincarnate- you belieb in me? uwu
sappho_reincarnate- i belibe in you too <33
shuriwithaB- blocked
shuriwithaB- good night
shuriwithaB- i’m saddened
shuriwithaB- hurt
shuriwithaB- betrayed
sappho_reincarnate- ,,,,really
shuriwithaB- yes really :((
shuriwithaB- are you doubting me???
sappho_reincarnate- yes. yes i am.
shuriwithaB- enough on this, though, it’s like, what, 2 am for you???
shuriwithaB- you need sleep !!
sappho_reincarnate- yes yes i’m all washed up for bed mother
shuriwithaB- wtf never call me mother again
sappho_reincarnate- ,,,,,,,,,,,
sappho_reincarnate- father?
shuriwithaB- NO KJADHKJAKDJ
sappho_reincarnate- parent?
shuriwithaB- PLS ITS NOT THE GENDER
sappho_reincarnate- ,,,,,,,mommy?
shuriwithaB- AKJFHKAHJDAASASF NO
sappho_reincarnate- okok fine i’ll stop
sappho_reincarnate- also peter just texted me about bruce’s bday bash next week cause he needs a +1 and ned is leaving for that exchange trip
sappho_reincarnate- do you need a +1?
shuriwithaB- nah im not going, have fun tho!! and go to sleep!!!
sappho_reincarnate- okok ikkkkkk
sappho_reincarnate- but yeah, gn babe <3
shuriwithaB- good night <3
Avengers Assemble
I_Am_Ironman has removed Dr.BruceBanner from Avengers Assemble
I_Am_Ironman- Okay everyone here who is attending Bruce’s birthday bash please say yes and who your plus one is, go:
I_Am_Ironman- Yes + Pepper
WandaMaximoff- you want me to go to this party after the last one???
I_Am_Ironman- I mean, yes? That party was fairly tamed, all things considered. No illegal substances were used, everyone was over 21, and there was minimal property damaged.
WandaMaximoff- Natasha and Clint got LOCKED IN A ROOM
WandaMaximoff- TO WHICH BUCKY HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA
WandaMaximoff- OF BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR
WandaMaximoff- “stand back i’m a soldier” motherfucker
WandaMaximoff- and then CAROL OF ALL PEOPLE
WandaMaximoff- PULLED OUT HER GUN
WandaMaximoff- SHOT OPEN THE DOOR
WandaMaximoff- AND THEN FELL OVER AND SHOT THE CHANDELIER
James_Barnes- that was a wonderful, dramatic retelling Wanda
WandaMaximoff- THAT WASNT DRAMATIC
James_Barnes- It’s in all caps lol
WandaMaximoff- but there was no embellishments ??? i jstu told the story???
Spider-Man (he/they)- That is exactly how it went,,,,,
I_Am_Ironman- Well besides that, it was a fairly nice party!
Spider-Man (he/they)- the cops came
Spider-Man (he/they)- the cops came because a random person showed up in the middle of Loki demonstrating how to dissect a body with a transfigured mannequin
Spider-Man (he/they)- and instead of figuring out how that person got there, or dealing with them BECAUSE WE ARE THE AVENGERS sOMEBODY LOCKED THEM IN A ROOM AND decided to call the COPS
Spider-Man (he/they)- if i find out who it is i’m literally gonna murder you and go to jail myself you made that poor person and the poor cops deal with the avengers
I_Am_Ironman- It was our off day so…
I_Am_Ironman- And besides that…
Wasp- Scott and I came separately and we found out that Scott never came at all and during a bullshit monologue that some random FBI agent who’s apparently “a dead-ringer for Mr. Lang” was dressed up in that horrifying Scooby costume.
Rhodeybear has added Rhodeybear to Avengers Assemble
Rhodeybear- face it tones, mostly sober or not that party was a fucking shit show
Rhodeybear has left Avengers Assemble
SIMPSIMPSIMP- Well I had a great time!
SIMPSIMPSIMP- And I’m sure Tony would make sure Bruce’s birthday party would go well.
V.I.S.I.O.N.-
WandaMaximoff- I have some bad news for you buddy…
I_Am_Ironman- Well I still need to know who’s coming
WandaMaximoff- Ugh fine.
WandaMaximoff- Vis and I are going
I_Am_Ironman- In the format please!
V.I.S.I.O.N.- Wanda right now:
V.I.S.I.O.N.-
WandaMaximoff- :)
WandaMaximoff- Yes + Vision
I_Am_Ironman- Great, thank you. Next!
SIMPSIMPSIMP- Yes + Bucky
TheFalcon- eXCUSE ME??
SIMPSIMPSIMP- ??
TheFalcon- why is bucky going with you of all people??
James_Barnes- …Of all people?
James_Barnes- He’s my fiance??
James_Barnes- Of course I’m going with him.
James_Barnes- You’re just mad you don’t have a + 1 now
TheFalcon- …fiance?
James_Barnes- oops
TheFalcon- I HELPED YOU PICK OUT A FUCKING RING AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL ME YOU PROPOSED?????
James_Barnes- to be fair I asked him last night and we’ve been pretty busy
TheFalcon- ITS FOUR IN THE AFTERNOON
TheFalcon- WE LIVE TOGETHER
TheFalcon- I HAD BREAKFAST WITH YOU THIS MORNING
James_Barnes- …sorry?
TheFalcon- I can’t believe you.
scum.of.the.earth- I have a quick announcement to make
scum.of.the.earth- @Spider-Man (he/they) Did you receive my message.
Spider-Man (he/they)- yeah one sec
DM to Spider-Man
Dr.Stephen_Strange- Could you give me moderator permissions in Avengers Assemble so I can add two new avengers?
Spider-Man- Can do
Dr.Stephen_Strange- My effusive thanks.
Koala Cult
Petri Dish- YALL
Petri Dish- <image.jpg>
nnnned- KAJSFHKASFJAHS
nnnned- “my effusive thanks”
sappho_reincarnate- im gonna cry wtf
Petri Dish- just thought i’d share :)
shuriwithaB- i’m gonna clown him so hard for that just you wait
Petri Dish- looking forward to it
Avengers Assemble
scum.of.the.earth has changed their name to Dr.Stephen_Strange
Dr.Stephen_Strange has added Katy, Sean to Avengers Assemble
Dr.Stephen_Strange- Welcome.
Katy- Hey!! WOw this is super super cool
Sean-
Dr.Stephen_Strange- I believe some introductions are in order – everyone please introduce yourself.
Spider-Man (he/they)- What’s up! I’m Spidey
shuriwithaB (she/her)- shuri 👋🏿
I_Am_Ironman- Tony Stark
I_Am_Ironman- Billionaire,
I_Am_Ironman- Husband,
Rhodeybear has added Rhodeybear to Avengers Assemble
Rhodeybear- literally stfu Tones nobody cares about your dramatic introduction
Rhodeybear has left Avengers Assemble
I_Am_Ironman- I can’t have ONE nice thing
shuriwithaB (she/her)- without fail, every time, colonel rhodes never misses a chance to clown on Tony
Rhodeybear has added Rhodeybear to Avengers Assemble
Rhodeybear- damn right i do
Rhodeybear has left Avengers Assemble
I_Am_Ironman- ????? HOW?????? RHODEY PLEASE EXPLAIN?????
User#102746- I know how
I_Am_Ironman- Of course you do Nat, you’re the Black Widow
I_Am_Ironman- But could you please take pity on poor old me and tell me?
shuriwithaB- at least you admit you’re old
I_Am_Ironman- HEY
Dr.Stephen_Strange- I feel as though we have gotten off track. I think I’ll skip the rest of the introductions, just message me if you are confused about who is who.
Katy- Okay thank you!
Sean- What Katy said!
Dr.Stephen_Strange- I should probably introduce the two of you, though.
Dr.Stephen_Strange- Sean is Shang Chi and Katy is his sidekick who has not chosen her name yet.
Katy- Hey! It’s a tough process!
Spider-Man (he/they)- I know right. And I still get clowned over my name :((
Katy- Oh but your name is cool!
Spider-Man (he/they)- Thank you!! Into the server you go!
Katy- Pardon?
shuriwithaB (she/her)- you´ll see
Cool Avengers
Biderman has added Katy, Sean to Cool Avengers
Biderman- Welcome! I’ll do a quick intro.
Biderman- I’m Spider-Man, as you might have guessed, Shuri is here too, and so is Colonel Rhodes.
Yelena <3- Hey! I’m Nat’s sister and another widow :)
S N A K E- I am Loki
TheFalcon- I’m The Falcon aka Sam!
Witchbitch- I’m Wanda – the Scarlet Witch and @S.I.M.P. is Vision
Fannibal- I’m Bucky (the Winter Soldier)
Biderman- I feel like I’m missing someone but that’s alright!
Biderman- Welcome!!
Katy- Thanks for inviting us!
Sean- Definitely!
Sean- Can’t wait to be a cool Avenger
Sean-
shuriwithaB (she/her)- you’re done
Biderman- already????