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[Social Expirament]
[Oct. 3rd, 10:53am] Twin2_ItIts has come online
Twin2_ItIts: I regret this choice.
Twin2_ItIts: Ah, wait.
Twin2_ItIts has changed their name to Twin1
Twin1: Better.
Twin1: I regret this choice.
pawpads has come online
pawpads: nahh
pawpads: dw about it
pawpads: ALSO would you stop afking for like hrs at a time ugrneir look at ur computer once in a while
Twin1: Yeah but I can’t make a library without endless paper, so I’m afking my sugarcane farm.
Twin1: You can come over and hit me, I keep my sound on.
Twin1: And also trying to build this roof is a nightmare. I spent all week logging on after school doing everything except for the roof on this castle, and I really don’t want to put in the effort to break that streak now.
pawpads: l a m e
pawpads: i have built an entire town in the time it’s taken you to do that
Twin1: Have you seen my castle yet?
pawpads: no every time im like oh im gonna go look at their castle it’s night and i dont feel like walking over there and risking losing a life
Twin1: It’s not night now.
pawpads: oh
pawpads: give me a minute then
pawpads: im breeding my cows
Twin1: You will find that the reason i’ve spent so long on this castle is because it is seven stories tall.
pawpads: bruh
pawpads: literally w h y
Twin1: No idea, it just kinda happened.
Twin1: Also, Holt and I have half the time you have might I add, because it wants to play too.
pawpads: yall rlly just not to get your own electronics istg
pawpads: need*
Twin1: How in the world did you mess up that badly.
pawpads: no idea
Twin1: And we would but money is tight.
Twin1: So half my time has gone to
Twin1: What even is it building? I haven’t bothered to look.
pawpads: some sort of mountain base i think?
pawpads: it settled in the mountainussy and idk its build style so
Twin1: Huh.
Twin1: I’ll go look after you get over here and take the tour.
pawpads: aghhhhh
pawpads: fine omw
pawpads: oh shit
Twin1: Hm?
pawpads: we’re in the wrng chaaat
Twin1: Oh.
Twin1: My bad.
pawpads: good goin nerd
Twin1: Mememememe /lh
Twin1: It doesn’t matter, I think everybody is busy at the moment.
pawpads: uhh last night i think fang, sparky, clawdeen, cleo and brain all decided to vc today while going shopping
pawpads: and ik deuce and clawd are fanging out irl
Twin1: Heath’s hanging out with some friends, Chad, Lilith and Gothic all have a field trip all weekend. That’s also why none of them have been on the server.
pawpads: yeah i thikn someone mentioned that
Twin1: Thikn /lh
pawpads: shut
Twin1: Lol.
Twin1: What about Luna and Scarah?
pawpads: lunas grounded
pawpads: and ik scarah only texts like once a week
Twin1: Alright, so we’re not interrupting any conversations, and therefore it’s no big deal.
pawpads: yep
pawpads: alr
pawpads: cows have sexed
pawpads: time to walk the path
Twin1: Wonderful.
pawpads: wOnDeRfUL /lh
Twin1: Shut. /lh /nm
pawpads: yeah yeah
pawpads: i cant text on here and avoid creepers brb
Twin1: Imagine.
Twin1: uierghrttuhr
Twin1: DONT DO THATTT /nm
pawpads: HAHA
pawpads: GET REKT
Twin1: I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Twin1: I thought you were a creeperrrrr.
pawpads: parrot pog
pawpads: anyways, tour time?
Twin1: Yeah.
Twin1: Tours over text are always awkward buuuut our mom is being loud so
Twin1: Deal with it ig.
pawpads: idc
Twin1: Cool.
Twin1: So, out here is the like only entrance unless you climb all the way up onto the roof bit up there where a staircase exists
pawpads: jfc
pawpads: i didnt look at it coming up it’s so big
pawpads: how the fluff do you have so much deepslate
Twin1: Have you been in my stripmine?
Twin1: It’s like 8 tunnels 200 blocks long
pawpads: jfc
Twin1: Yeah.
Twin1: Anyways, through the powdered snow because secret entrances are cool and I have no slime for sticky pistons.
Twin1: Small walkway, and then straight into autofarm hell.
pawpads: jfc
pawpads: Why do you have so many
pawpads: WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY EGGS
Twin1: Haha.
Twin1: Yeah do you like my six double chests of e g g s ?
Twin1: Idk what to do with them. Considering giving them to Holt.
pawpads: why?
Twin1: So it can egg everybody’s bases and fill them with chickens, obviously.
pawpads: b r u h
Twin1: Haha.
Twin1: Uhhh, other than that, it’s just crops to trade with my villagers and sugarcane for books.
pawpads: when did you get cactus
Twin1: Wandering Trader spawned in here.
pawpads: haunting trader*?
Twin1: Oh is that why he looked liked a ghost?
Twin1: I honestly have no idea which things transfer between Minecraft and Spinecraft anymore.
pawpads: yeah
pawpads: what else is there?
Twin1: Oh uh floor below this has my auto smelters and will later become a dungeon.
pawpads: ofc
Twin1: And the floor above this one has a kelp farm.
Twin1: That’s sort of it right now? I have a bed in the middle of the top floor because I intend to make it my bedroom, but you’ve seen the rest of my base.
pawpads: pog
pawpads: im gonna run up to the top to see how big it is
Twin1: Bring food.
pawpads: bruh
Twin1: Lol.
pawpads: why is it so big??
pawpads: this is so not needed
Twin1: More space for farms, I guess.
pawpads: bruh
Twin1: Alright, I’m gonna go find Holt’s base, are you coming?
pawpads: sure why not
st4r3s has come online
Twin1: JFC
Twin1: PAWS
pawpads: LMAO
Twin1: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? /nm
pawpads: it was funny!
Twin1: iT wAs FuNNy hE sAyS
Twin1: I have half a heart!!
pawpads: LMAO
Twin1: I hate it here. /j
pawpads: good
Twin1: Oh, hello Scarah.
st4r3s: H3llo J4ckson
[Translation: Hello Jackson]
pawpads: i think it’s over here
pawpads: it took over the like
pawpads: the mushroom we all based up in at the start of the world
Twin1: Oh.
Twin1: Oh wow.
pawpads: huh
pawpads: i didnt know it could build
pawpads: i took it more for like a
pawpads: miner who occasionally commits some light griefing on the side lmao
Twin1: I knew it could build, just not in this style.
Twin1: Although they have memorized a concerning amount of minecraft traps so watch your step.
pawpads: your both so protective of your stuff
Twin1: A little bit, yes.
pawpads: a little bit, they sya, as if they didnt threaten to blow up my cave bc i opened a chest on accident
Twin1: Perish.
st4r3s: Wh4t 4r3 you guys do1ng?
[Translation: What are you guys doing?]
pawpads: spinecraft
Twin1: Playing Minecraft.
Twin1: Spincerfat*.
Twin1: Jfc.
Twin1: Spinecraft**.
pawpads: that was sad
Twin1: Shut. /nm
st4r3s: Y4ll pl4y Sp1n3cr4ft?
st4r3s: 1s 1t a publ1c s3rv3r?
[Translation: Yall play Spinecraft?]
[Translation: Is it a public server?]
Twin1: Kinda?
pawpads: no
st4r3s: H3lpful.
[Translation: Helpful.]
Twin1: It’s a java server I own, you can join if you want it just requires a little bit of set up.
Twin1: Is it still called Java?
pawpads: not a clue
st4r3s: Modd3d?
[Translation: Modded?]
Twin1: No, but you need to make an account on the website so you can start the server in order to join if nobody else is online.
st4r3s: 1d l1k3 to jo1n, pl34s3
[Translation: Id like to join, please]
Twin1: Sure!
pawpads: sickkk
Twin1: Just a moment, I’m hiding in Holt’s base since the sun is setting.
pawpads: its wot
pawpads: hgejngue fluff
Twin1: Haha.
st4r3s: Why 4r3nt you guys us1ng 1n g4m3 ch4t?
[Translation: Why arent you guys using in game chat?]
pawpads: Jackson turned their chat off and refuses to turn it back on, so we’ve just bene using our dms
Twin1: I hate the chatbox.
st4r3s: Und3rst4nd4bl3
[Translation: Understandable]
Twin1: Alright, here.
Twin1: [link]
st4r3s: Th4nks
[Translation: Thanks]
Twin1: Np
pawpads: yo holt has a guest room in here??
Twin1: gthug
Twin1: ahHCK It’s pastt my time I was supposed to get off sorry!
pawpads: bruh
st4r3s: You c4n only pl4y for 4 l1m1t3d t1m3?
[Translation: You can only play for a limited time?]
Twin1: I lose track of time when I play minecraft and we’ve literally been playing for four hours.
Twin1: Yeah Holt and I have a schedule for who gets the devices. It’s malleable, but we prefer to stick to it if we can so we don’t start any fights over it.
str4r3s: 4h, ok4y
[Translation: Ah, okay]
pawpads: oh
pawpads: okay?
pawpads: sorry lmao let me know what time you have to get off when we play again so I can remind u
Twin1: Yeah sure, sorry, we can play prooobably tomorrow. Holt might log on I’m not sure.
pawpads: alr
pawpads:get off now
st4r3s: Goodby3, J4ckson
[Translation: Goodbye, Jackson]
Twin1: Mememe
Twin1: Bye, Scarah.
Twin1 has gone offline
pawpads: I can help you set up your account and give you the ip for the server scarah
pawpads: bc im playin rn you dont need to be given access juuust yet
st4r3s: Th4t’d b3 n1c3
[Translation: That’d be nice]
pawpads: vc?
st4r3s: Y34h, sur3
st4r3s: Dms so w3 dont p1ng 3v3rybody?
[Translation: Yeah, sure]
[Translation: Dms so we dont ping everybody?]
pawpads: yep
pawpads and st4r3s have gone offline