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Chapter 11

Summary:

ass mights day of reckoning

Notes:

CW// mentioned homophobia, ageism


:) not sorry

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct Messaging: Izuku Midoriya and Shouta Aizawa

 

Izuku Midoriya

Aizawa-sensei?

How early can I move into the dorms

Like are they open?

Or do I have to wait two weeks

 

Shouta Aizawa

What happened?

Are you safe at home?

 

Izuku Midoriya

Uh

kinda

I guess

 

Shouta Aizawa

There's no "kinda I guess" kiddo. Are you safe or no

 

Izuku Midoriya

See my mom brought home a new boyfriend recently and hes... 

Special.

He's older

Which is OK cuz my mom's older so it's not like weird or anything

But it means he's more close minded

 

Shouta Aizawa

What do you mean Midoriya

 

Izuku Midoriya

Um its nothing really bad

 

Shouta Aizawa

If its got you wanting to move in early its bad enough.

 

Izuku Midoriya

Um…

He called me the f word because I mentioned to my mom that I considered one of my friends as a boyfriend sometimes...

 

Shouta Aizawa

Midoriya. That is bad. That’s really bad.

Is he there now?

 

Izuku Midoriya

Yeah...

He won't hurt me though

 

Shouta Aizawa

How can you be sure?

 

Izuku Midoriya

Cuz...

I know him

 

Shouta Aizawa

People you know can still hurt you. Give me a different reason.

 

Izuku Midoriya

He's All Might?

 

Shouta Aizawa

Your mother

Is dating All Might

 

Izuku Midoriya

Yeah...

 

Shouta Aizawa

And he called you a homophobic slur

 

Izuku Midoriya

Yeah…

So my question still stands

How soon can I move into the dorms?

 

Shouta Aizawa

Do I have permission to send screenshots of this to Nedzu?

 

Izuku Midoriya

Why?

 

Shouta Aizawa

I’m trying to build a case to get this man fired because he keeps being homophobic and a bigot. Especially to Hizashi.

 

Izuku Midoriya

Um… Yeah? I guess thats okay

 

Shouta Aizawa

It can't be a question Midoriya. I need you to be sure.

It is perfectly okay to not want me to send them to him.

 

Izuku Midoriya

Sorry. Yeah you can.

Um.. I consent to my messages being used in your case and I’ll help in any way I can if needed.

 

Shouta Aizawa

Thank you. I really appreciate that Midoriya.

Pack a bag and come to my house. Hizashi and I can take care of you until the dorms are done then you can go home and pack. Just tell your mother you're going to stay with your friend for a couple days

 

Izuku Midoriya

Are you sure?

I don’t want to be a bother

 

Shouta Aizawa

Positive.

You’re never a bother.

Besides, Hitoshi will be happy to have you around.

 

Izuku Midoriya

Thank you sensei…

 

Shouta Aizawa

This shouldn’t have to be something you have to thank me for kid

Call Toshi and he’ll give you the address. I need to go talk to a rat

 


 

 

<New> Unnamed Group Chat

 

<< Shouta Aizawa > has renamed the chat to < ass mights day of reckoning >>

 

<< Shouta Aizawa > added < Rat God >, < Loud Ass <3 >, < r.34 >, and 7 more from chat < UA Staff Chat >>

 

Shouta Aizawa

listen.. I’m done with All Might’s bullshit. It was fine when it was just me but at this point it's starting to become a problem. He’s starting to attack the students with his homophobic bullshit.

 

Rat God

This is a problem.

Before you go on, Aizawa-kun, this sounds like a good time to introduce you all to the new Vice Principal I hired.

 

<< Rat God > added < Sorahiko Torino > to the chat >

 

Recovery Girl

Sora you absolute ass. Is this where you’ve been disappearing to every day? Why wouldn’t you tell me you got a job at UA.

 

<< Recovery Girl > has changed < Sorahiko Torino > name to < Ass >>

 

Ass

Ah Hello darling.

 

pew pew man

wait ‘covery girl married?

 

Rat God

This conversation can happen elsewhere and later. Aizawa back to the matter at hand please.

 

Shouta Aizawa

Thank you. 

Midoriya messaged me today. He was asking if he could move into the dorms early. He’s given me permission to send screenshots of our conversation.

 

<< Shouta Aizawa > uploaded 6 images >

 

Loud Ass <3

Oh no.. The poor little listener.. 

So that's who you were texting over lunch. I’ll prep the guest room

 

Ass

I’m going to whack some sense into that dumb oaf’s skull.

 

Rat God

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Aizawa-kun. This definitely isn’t okay behavior.

 

r.34

It's official. I don’t wanna work with that man ever again.

I hope he never makes his way into the class 1-A group chat. Almost all the kids are proudly LGBT

 

pew pew man

brb I need to go hug my daughter and tell her how proud of her I am

 

Shouta Aizawa

Consider this my official ultimatum. I’m going to give you until the dorms are open, Nedzu, to either get rid of All Might, figure out what to do with him, or I am leaving and I know at least half your staff will walk out with me.

 


 

 

SFX

 

Pinky

soooooo

I hear Zuzu’s living with Toshi~

 

Toshi

its not that big a deal

its just until the dorms open

 

Denks (he)

I’m like so jelly !! this isn’t fair !!

I wanna live with purple bf

 

Toshi

denks no

izu doesnt live with me. hes just trying to escape a bad situation

 

Pinky

Wait

WHAT

EXPLAIN

ZUZU ARE YOU OK?

 

Denks (he)

Oh … I’m sorry Zuzu …

I hope you’re ok …

 

Toshi

zu says hes not ready to tell people what happened yet

but hes okay

his phone is broken though so he wont be around for a while

 

Pinky

I’m really worried for him…

 

Toshi

I’m ok Mina <3

My mom’s new boyfriend is just old fashioned

 

Denks (he)

Zuzu ?

 

Toshi

Yeah Denks?

 

Denks (he)

You sure you’re ok ?

 

Toshi

I promise <3

Aizawa-sensei said he’s gonna take me to get a new phone tomorrow after school

 

Pinky

Damn I forget that Toshi’s dad is sensei lol

 

Toshi

I gotta give Tosh his phone back but I love you both and I promise to make Toshi keep you updated if anything changes <3

 

Denks (he)

Love you green bf <3

Stay safe

 

Pinky

Cya Zuzu

 


 

 

ass mights day of reckoning

 

<< Rat God > has changed < Shouta Aizawa > name to < protective dad >>

 

Rat God

This feels appropriate

 

Loud Ass <3

LMAO yes

 

r.34

Has something else happened?

 

Loud Ass <3

Nah. The little listener is on his way though so:

Dadzawa just being protective~

 

protective dad

I would like to apologize for my earlier outburst. I won’t actually call an ultimatum.. yet. 

However I would like to seriously state that if anything more happens to Izuku, or any other student for that matter I will not be happy.

I may act like I hate my class but I really do not. It’s one thing to brush it off my own shoulder or the shoulder of my partner but I am fiercely protective of my students.

 

Rat God

I appreciate that Aizawa-kun. However, I do understand where your protectiveness stems from and I understand why what Yagi is doing would upset you.

 

protective dad

At least the kid isn’t hurt

 

Loud Ass <3

hm.

great segway… shou come to the kitchen

 

r.34

I will say that my statement is unchanged. I refuse to work with that man any longer. I may be married to a man but I am not straight. I have a daughter who is gay. I won’t allow anyone to be this way to anyone.

I don’t care that he is the number one hero. 

 

protective dad

I’m going to jump in and interrupt your novel length typing, nem.

 

<< protective dad > uploaded 1 video >

 

<< protective dad > changed their name to < angry dad >>

 

angry dad

Ass Might broke Izuku’s phone and hand.

 

Recovery Girl

I’m going to break that man’s shins and kick his balls through his ears.

 

Ass

Chiyo and I can be there in 20 minutes.

 

angry dad

@Rat God

 

Rat God

Oh dear. Let me have a week to figure out what I can do without the commission losing their collective minds.

 

angry dad

Thank you.

You can go back to angrily ranting now, nem.

 

pew pew man

Oh I think she’s on her way to ur house. She up and left and left her phone

 

angry dad <3

Oh boy

 

Ass

Can it be time to introduce me to the staff chat? :-) 

I know everyone here knows I'm here but I want to see Toshinori shit his pants :-)

 

Rat God

:) I knew I hired you on purpose~ I love your chaos

 


 

 

UA Staff Chat

 

<< Rat God > added < Sorahiko Torino > to the chat >

 

<< Sorahiko Torino > changed their name to < Gran >>

 

Gran

Hello Toshinori :-)

 

All Might

Gran Torino sir. What are you doing here? This chat room is only for staff members of UA.

 

Rat God

I wouldn’t have added him to the chat if he wasn’t staff, All Might.

 

Gran

I’m so very excited to implement /meaningful/ change around here :-)

 

All Might

I can’t possibly know what you’re referring to. I haven’t done anything. I’m just trying to have a good evening with my girlfriend. I don’t need to be abruptly startled by my old mentor playing games.

 

Thirteen

Why would you assume we’re talking about you?

 

pew pew man

The fact you think we talkin’ ‘bout you makes me think you’re guilty

 

Gran

No games, Toshinori! I’m the new Vice Principal of UA!

 

Rat God

With all that's happened already this year this will be good for us as a school.

 

pew pew man

I for one am excited ;)

 

All Might

I cannot believe this decision was made without my knowledge or consent. 

 

Gran

Good thing Nedzu needed neither your knowledge nor your consent to hire me :-)

 

All Might

Nedzu, sir. Gran Torino is old and senile. He cannot possibly work here.

 

pew pew man

Senile mah ass. That man hilarious

 

Gran

Oh why thank you Austin! I try my best :-)

As for you, Toshinori. You’re about as useful as an emancipated banana and 10 times more senile and messed up in the head than I am. Why wouldn’t Nedzu hire me?

 

All Might

Sir! That is innappropriate.

 

Thirteen

The return of the innapropriate!

 

pew pew man

LMAO! I’ll tell Nem~

Notes:

S/O to MadameOod for figuring out why izu was afraid of all might :)
and S/O to I_couldnt_think_of_a_name for the "emancipated banana" lmao! It was gonna be for recovery girl but i feel like gran torino saying it feels funnier lmao


listen i promise i don't ALWAYS write all might bashing. it just seems like it lmao. i do have some non-bashing fics in the works if you're not a fan of the bash but no promises when those will come lmao.
i just have an issue with him in this fic 3


SO! the class moves into the dorms within the next couple chapters! what kinds of shenanigans should the class get up to? comment and give me ideas because more likely than not i'd be happily willing to put yalls ideas into the story ;)


and as always
I LOVE YOU ALL THANKS FOR READING <3