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Class 1-A
Who? <3
WHOS EXCITED TO MOVE INTO THE DORMS!!!!
Kirby <3
OMK MEEEEE
Ponytail
I am!
Dunceface
HECK YEA !!!!!
Glasses
I am also excited. I feel this will be a good step forward in many of our friendships.
mind fuck
I definitely am!! It's gonna be so much fun being with all my friends!
I’m even trying to plan a party with kacchan and toshi for the first week!
“kacchan”
deku just change your fucking nickname
ears
lol thats midoriya? i was so confused
mind fuck
But kacchan! It's not my phone!!
“kacchan”
doesn’t stop you from dming me as if it is
Raccoon Eyes <3
hehe! Its so funny seeing toshi call you “kacchan”, kacchan
“kacchan”
Fuck off raccoon eyes
Who? <3
Do I smell tea?! Why does Midoriya have Shinsou’s phone?~
Shitty Hair <3
Better question! Who’s got the math homework answers?~
“kacchan”
shitty hair you fucking dumbass
Shitty Hair <3
What?! It’s hard!!!
“kacchan”
check your fucking DMs you dumbass pet rock
Shitty Hair <3
:o!
Got it Bakubro!
<< Shitty Hair <3 > changed their name to < Pet Rock <3 >>
Raccoon Eyes <3
AWWW
I unironically love that name
Who? <3
STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
Ponytail
What was the subject to begin with?
cake guy
Whos excited to move into the dorms?
I am!
Fumikage Tokoyami
I am also excited. It will be a good opportunity to practice the occult >:)
Dunceface
Ooh !! Will you teach me occolty stuff ?!
ears
ooh me too. i wanna get into crystals
cake guy
I wanna make a cake when we get to the dorms!
animal extra
can i help? u can meet my bunny
cake guy
That’d be awesome!!!
Who? <3
You all done avoiding the topic of hot gossip?!?
Minaaaa back me up why you avoiding it toooo?
@Raccoon Eyes <3
Raccoon Eyes <3
Because it's 1. not gossip and 2. not our place.
Who? <3
Why you always defending themmmmmm
I wanna know!!
Raccoon Eyes <3
Because they’re my friends!
mind fuck
late reply. denki youre not learning the occult. you might actually give izu a heart attack
ears
is midoriya scared of that stuff?
Raccoon Eyes <3
Oh yeah~
“kacchan”
nerds fucking scared of everything. hes even scared of peppa pig
ears
HAHAHA
animal extra
in his defense. pigs r terrifying.
cake guy
But how?! They’re so cute!
Frogger
They eat everything
animal extra
xactly. theyre scary
“kacchan”
Holy shit you’re all so fucking weak
Loud Ass <3
Actually I’m with the rabble on this one~
Pigs are scary~
ears
why are you still here mic
hobo
i ask myself that every day
mind fuck
gonna jump in here :)
@Dunceface
Dunceface
PRESENT
INNOCENT
( what did i do ? )
mind fuck
if you try to learn the occult youre going to kill izu
Dunceface
OH NOOOO
ears
this is adorable
Raccoon Eyes <3
ikr <3
Who? <3
I’m confused. I thought Midoriya was”n’t” dating Kaminari
mind fuck
hes not
Who? <3
But!
mind fuck
no.
denki is dating me
Dunceface
i aM ?!?
mind fuck
um. yes..?
ears
lmao
Raccoon Eyes <3
Oh I need popcorn for this~
Loud Ass <3
OH MY KAMI MY BABY’S GROWING UPPPP
mind fuck
oh fuck
excuse me as i go die rq
izu is asking why i’m screaming so i’m leaving
Ponytail
This entire chat was an incredibly entertaining read
Who <3
WAIT SO WHAT ABOUT MIDORIYA?!
mind fuck
unrelated :)
Dunceface
Does this mean I can come over so i can spend time with purple bf ?!?
Loud Ass <3
Sure~
Dunceface
Sweet !!!!
Who <3
Why’d Mic-sensei respond?
He has nothing to do with this?
WAIT IS THIS MORE TEA!?
Raccoon Eyes <3
Not up for conversation. Mic-sensei is just the one who responded. Do not pry into their lives, Toru
Who? <3
AWW why can’t I talk about any of the hot gossipppppp
Loud Ass <3
Hows about this for gossip~
Yaoyorozu is going to be tasked with bringing her mom’s famous brownies when everyone moves into the dorms ;)
I’m super jealous of you all getting them and I don’t~
Who? <3
YESSSS!
cake guy
What kind of brownies?
Ponytail
Mmm the best ones you’ve ever had
Mom won’t let anyone have the recipe
cake guy
I wonder if I can buy the recipe off her with some of my own
Ponytail
You might be able to. Try DMing her
Tentacle Bitch <3
Wait, your mom works at UA?
Flex Tape <3
I hope so lol. The alternative is Yaomomo’s mom is a student here lmao
tailman
While that would be hilarious it would also be disturbing
Ponytail
Haha! I forget that I haven’t told you all. The girls and Midoriya know so I forget that everyone else doesn’t.
Flex Tape <3
So is she one of the third years?
Ponytail
Haha no. I’ll tell you.
Midnight
Flex Tape <3
Awwww why won’t you tell us now! Why do we need to wait until midnight?
Tentacle Bitch <3
I think she means her mom is Midnight
Like the pro hero lol
Flex Tape <3
OH THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE
Ponytail
Lol!
cake guy
No way! I’ve had Kayama-san’s brownies before!
I met her at a baking expo a couple years back. I didn’t know she was Midnight, that's so cool!
Ponytail
OH! I thought you looked familiar when school started but I couldn’t place your face.
cake guy
Same! I’m totally going to DM her because I absolutely would kill for that recipe :)
Direct Messaging: Rikido Sato and Midnight
Rikido Sato
Hello Kayama-san! Yaomomo told me you’re her mother when Mic-sensei said she was going to bring your brownies to the dorm opening and it reminded me about meeting you at the baking expo in Tokyo a couple years ago!
Midnight
Sato! I knew your name seemed familiar!
It's good to hear from you again! I know it's been a couple months but I’m so proud of you for making it into UA! I remember we had talked about that a little those years ago.
Rikido Sato
Thank you!
Midnight
What can I do for you today?
Rikido Sato
Well. As I mentioned, Yaomomo mentioned your brownies and she said no one has the recipe aside from you
Midnight
This is true. Where are you going with this?
Rikido Sato
Right to business. I like the way you work :)
I would like to offer a trade
Midnight
Hm. What do you have to offer?
Keep in mind I won’t even let Momo have this recipe until I die.
Rikido Sato
Remember that Mallow Nut Coconut Cream Cake?
Midnight
Oh you fight dirty~
Rikido Sato
:)
Midnight
See I would be one to agree however it wouldn’t be a cake I’d be able to make any kind of often as my husband is allergic to walnuts and I feel that cake just wouldn’t be the same without them.
Rikido Sato
I can understand that. You could substitute the walnuts with pecans but those are too buttery of a nut so it might change the taste just a little too much.
Consider though.
My \award winning\ Strawberry Honey Matcha Cupcakes with Honey Matcha Buttercream and Candied Strawberries
Midnight
Ooh~
That's a very tempting offer
Rikido Sato
I can make some this evening and bring them to school with the recipe if it sounds like a deal
Midnight
Throw in the recipe for your pecan coconut macaroons and I’ll include my husband’s pecan brittle from Texas and you have a deal :)
Rikido Sato
Deal :)
Thank you for doing business with me. I will see you tomorrow with your cupcakes and recipes.
Midnight
I look forward to the exchange~
Feel free to come to the teachers lounge when you get to school
Rikido Sato
Of course! It's good talking to you again, Kayama-san
Midnight
It’s good talking to you too, Sato! I’m glad you’re doing well.
Please don’t hesitate to reach out if you ever need a taste tester~
Rikido Sato
Haha! Only if you do the same~
Midnight
Of course!
Direct Messaging: Midnight and Momo Yaoyorozu
Midnight
So you finally told the class~
Momo Yaoyorozu
Eh it was bound to come out eventually. Better I tell them than the gossip mills telling everyone
Midnight
The gossip mills?
Momo Yaoyorozu
Mina and Toru
Midnight
Ah that makes sense. I’m proud of you one way or the other. It takes courage to admit something like that.
Momo Yaoyorozu
Thanks mom <3
By the way! Did Sato reach out to you? He remembered your brownies from that Tokyo baking expo 3 or 4 years back.
Midnight
He did! It’s really good to hear from him. I’m glad he’s doing so well.
Momo Yaoyorozu
Did he succeed in bargaining away your brownie recipe?
Midnight
Are you jealous, dear?
Momo Yaoyorozu
No.. I’ll get it eventually but I’m not too worried either way. I’m not as much a baker as you are.
Midnight
That’s understandable.
I did agree to trade the recipe though
Momo Yaoyorozu
What do you get in return?
Midnight
His Strawberry Honey Matcha cupcake recipe.
Momo Yaoyorozu
YESSS
Please tell me he’s bringing some cupcakes to school tomorrow. Please tell me I’m allowed to hang out in the teacher’s lounge before school to get one
Pleaseeeee
Midnight
Haha, Of course sweetie. He’s bringing the cupcakes and recipe as well as the recipe for his pecan coconut macaroons that your pap loved
Momo Yaoyorozu
Oh you’re an angel mom. Have you told pap?
Midnight
Nah. It’s going to be a surprise~
I’m trading it for Austin’s pecan brittle recipe
Momo Yaoyorozu
Mom
Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Midnight
<3
Love you too darling