Archive of Our Own ^beta

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<New> Unnamed Group Chat

<< Shouta Aizawa > has added < Yuga Aoyama >, < Mina Ashido >, < Tsuyu Asui >, < and 17 more > to the chat >

<< Shouta Aizawa > has renamed the chat to < Class 1-A >>

<< Shouta Aizawa > has made < Momo Yaoyorozu > administrator >

<< Shouta Aizawa > has made < Tenya Iida > administrator >

Shouta Aizawa

Alright problem children. Nedzu thinks this is a good idea for some reason. Keep it mature. Keep it safe for work, or school in this case. I’m always a ping away if you need me.

Tenya Iida

@Shouta Aizawa Thank you for this. 

Shouta Aizawa

Iida please do not ping me unless you need me. 

Katsuki Bakugou

This is fucking useless I don’t need to keep in touch with any of these extras what's the point of this

Izuku Midoriya

Kacchan, there was an attack on the USJ just a week ago! What if there's another attack and there's no one we can call or text or anything! This is perfect because then we don’t need each other's numbers and we can keep in contact! And make friends!

Momo Yaoyorozu

That is correct Midoriya, thank you for pointing that out. Thank you Aizawa-sensei for doing this!

Katsuki Bakugou

whatever.

<< Katsuki Bakugou > has left the chat >

<< Shouta Aizawa > has added < Katsuki Bakugou > to the chat >

Shouta Aizawa

Stay put or face detention.

Katsuki Bakugou

whatever.

Izuku Midoriya

I know what will cheer you up kacchan! Aizawa-sensei? Can we change our nicknames in the chat?

Shouta Aizawa

Do whatever you want.

<< Izuku Midoriya > has changed their name to < deku >>

deku

Thank you!!

Shouta Aizawa

If you need me, ping me. I’m leaving the chat but I’ll still get pings as an admin. 

<< Shouta Aizawa > has left the chat >

Minoru Mineta

sweet teach is gone

Momo Yaoyorozu

I’m sure he can still see your messages, Mineta. Please be appropriate.

<< Momo Yaoyorozu > has changed their name to < Yaomomo >>

Yaomomo

If anyone wants to change their nicknames lets all get it done now so we can do a headcount and make sure everyone is in the chat, sound good?

<< Mina Ashido > has changed their name to < Raccoon Eyes <3 >>

<< Ochaco Uraraka > has changed their name to < Pink Cheeks <3 >>

<< Katsuki Bakugou > has changed their name to < King Explosion Murder >>

<< Yaomomo > has changed < King Explosion Murder > name to < ”kacchan” >>

<< Hanta Sero > has changed their name to < Tape Face <3 >>

<< Eijiro Kirishima > has changed their name to < Shitty Hair <3 >>

Shitty Hair <3

I should explain @Raccoon Eyes <3 , @Pink Cheeks <3 , @Tape Face <3 , and my nicknames lol. We’re all at lunch together and we thought it’d be funny to use Bakugou’s nicknames for all of us as our usernames lol

deku

It's perfect!! I love the hearts!!!

“kacchan”

What the fuck ponytail?! What’s wrong with using my hero name as my username

<< Yaomomo > has changed their name to < Ponytail >>

Ponytail

It’s not appropriate.

Tenya Iida

Besides, Bakugou, our hero names haven’t been decided or approved. I highly doubt that will be acceptable.

“kacchan”

fuck you glasses.

Raccoon Eyes <3

Awwww!! Iida you’ve been gifted a nickname!!

Tenya Iida

That is not appropriate as a nickname. It is just a word that he associates with me due to the fact that I wear glasses.

<< Ponytail > has changed < Tenya Iida > name to < Glasses >>

Ponytail

It’s cute

Mezo Shoji

Aww I want a cute Bakugou nickname!

“kacchan”

Tentacle Bitch.

<< Mezo Shoji > has changed their name to < Tentacle Bitch <3 >>

Tentacle Bitch <3

Yes! I have been gifted :) I shall hold it close to my heart ;)

Tape Face <3

YESSSSS THE KACCHAN NICKNAME CHAT SHALL LIVE FOREVER

Yuga Aoyama

Mes Amis. Can we not dine in peace?

Pink Cheeks <3

Oops! Forgot it was lunch time!! Sorry!!

Ponytail

It’s quite alright. We shall do a roll call later tonight. Everyone enjoy your lunches.

Direct Messaging: Shouta Aizawa and Momo Yaoyorozu

Momo Yaoyorozu

Thank you for doing this Aizawa-sensei! I’ve done headcount and everyone appears to be present. A couple of classmates haven’t sent any messages though so I’m only mostly sure that everyone is in the chat.

Shouta Aizawa

Thank you, Yaoyorozu. Everyone is there, don’t worry. 

I lied by the way. About having access to the chat despite leaving. Can I rely on you to tell me if anyone tries to ping me or if anything inappropriate happens?

Momo Yaoyorozu

Yes sir!

A quick question though. What counts as inappropriate though for nicknames?

Shouta Aizawa

Concerning you have to ask. Why?

Momo Yaoyorozu

Well a handful of us have decided that we want to have some fun with Bakugou so we’re all setting our nicknames to things he’s nicknamed us as.

For example: I’m Ponytail and Iida is Glasses.

I just need to ask because some of the nicknames are more poor in taste.

Such as Kirishima’s “Shitty Hair” and Shoji’s “Tentacle Bitch” and such.

<< Momo Yaoyorozu > uploaded 1 image >

S houta Aizawa

If they set the names themselves and it's being taken in good humor it's okay. I trust you to call it out if it gets outside the realm of good faith?

Momo Yaoyorozu

Yes sir! Thank you again!

<New> Unnamed Group Chat

<< deku > has added < Raccoon Eyes <3 >, < Pink Cheeks <3 >, < Shitty Hair <3 >, < and 3 more > to the chat from chat < Class 1-A >>

deku

Welcome to the kacchan chaos creation chat!!

<< Raccoon Eyes <3 > has renamed the chat to < Kacchan’s Specialty Crew >>

deku

Ah, perfect! Thank you Raccoon Eyes!!

Raccoon Eyes <3

Yep! So who all is here? Everyone who Bakugou’s named?

Tentacle Bitch <3

I think so? I’m here. Obviously Uraraka, Kirishima, Midoriya, and you. Who’s the other two?

Ponytail

I’m here. The last one is probably Sero?

Tape Face <3

You got it! No Iida?

deku

He’d… probably tell kacchan…

Ponytail

You may very well be right, Midoriya.

Should we take a vote to add him or not? He has been nicknamed after all.

Raccoon Eyes <3

I’m with Midoriya with this one. Sorry Yaomomo.

Pink Cheeks <3

Yeah. Deku’s right…

Ponytail

That’s alright. 

May I ask the purpose of this chat?

deku

Oh yeah!! Its a place so we can scheme ways to get Kacchan to give nicknames to everyone! I doubt he’ll just give names to everyone like he did to Tentacle.

Also sorry I’m still not very good with names so I might use the nicknames too. Sorry

Tentacle Bitch <3

Lol its ok. I like it. I might use it as a hero name

Shitty Hair <3

Sorry, late reply I’m reading up

Ok I love this 

Like a lot

I’m in

Who are we corrupting first?

deku

I dunno

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Class 1-A

deku

Who’s up?

Kyoka Jiro

Midoriya it’s almost 2 in the morning. 

deku

Oops! I thought it was still 11 pm! Sorry! 

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UA Staff Chat

Nedzu

Good morning! It is now 08:00! It has been 24 hours since this project launched. How is it going?

Eraserhead

Are you telling me you turned this app on less than four hours before sending it out to all the students? 

Nedzu

Yep! I trust my code. And my security system. And my staff.

<< Eraserhead > has changed their name to < no. >>

Nedzu

I see. Well then! Anyone else have anything to announce?

Present Mic

Yo yo yo! Wait, can we change our nicknames?! Awesome!! My class was asking but I didn’t know whatta tell them so this is cool!!

<< Present Mic > has changed their name to < Mmmic >>

Mmmic

Hell yeah! 😄

Vlad King

Ha. I bet the class 1-A children haven’t figured out how to change their nicknames. Class 1-B figured it out immediately. Just another way Class B is superior.

no.

It took Midoriya 15 minutes to find the command to change his nickname. 

Vlad King

I call bull.

<< no. > uploaded 1 image >

Vlad King

Faked.

Nedzu

Please take this to Private Messaging if you want to continue to argue which of the ***completely evenly matched*** classes is better than the other.

Mmmic

Um! In other news! My class thanks you for the ability to change nicknames haha 😅

<< Mmmic > uploaded 4 images >

Mmmic

They’re all changing each other's names to… other students' names… I’ve lost track of whos who 😭

no.

suffer. 

<< Midnight > has changed their name to < night night >>

<< Nedzu > has changed their name to < The Principal! >>

night night

Nedzu this app is amazing~

<< night night > has changed < Snipe > name to < pew pew man >>

pew pew man

Ya know what? I ain’t mad ‘bout this one

night night

:) I figured you’d like it~

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Class 1-A

Glasses

Good Morning my classmates. I hope you are well rested. Class starts in 15 minutes. Please put away your phones and get ready to learn.

Oh my name is still glasses. Hm.

Shoto Todoroki

You are the only one with a phone out.

“kacchan”

So are you icyhot.

Tape Face <3

:o @deku @Raccoon Eyes <3 @Ponytail new nickname!!!

deku

:o 

Raccoon Eyes <3

Damn! Bakugou makes our job easy!

“kacchan”

HUH? What are you damn extras doing

<< Ponytail > has changed < Shoto Todoroki > name to < icyhot >>

Ponytail

I hope that's okay, Todoroki?

icyhot

doesn’t make a difference to me.

Glasses

Don’t text when class is in session

“kacchan”

Fucking hypocrite aren’t you Glasses :) 

--

Direct Messaging: Momo Yaoyorozu and Minoru Mineta

Minoru Mineta

So DMs huh 😏

Just you and me~

-- 

<New> Unnamed Group Chat

<< Momo Yaoyorozu > has renamed the chat to < Ladies Night >>

<< Momo Yaoyorozu > has added < Mina Ashido >, < Tsuyu Asui >, < Ochaco Uraraka >, < and 3 more > to the chat >

<< Momo Yaoyorozu > uploaded 1 image >

<< Momo Yaoyorozu > has changed their name to < Momo >>

Momo

It took Mineta less than 24 hours to slide into my DMs

<< Mina Ashido > has changed their name to < Mina >>

Mina

EWWWW IM GETTING MOMNIGHT

<< Mina > has added < Midnight > to the chat >

<< Mina > has changed < Midnight > name to < Momnight >>

Mina

@Momnight read uppppp

Momnight

EWWW

<< Tsuyu Asui > has changed their name to < Tsu >>

<< Kyoka Jiro > has changed their name to < Jiro >>

<< Toru Hagakure > has changed their name to < Toru >>

<< Tsu > uploaded 1 image >

<< Toru > uploaded 1 image >

Tsu

I was just DMing Toru. We both got the same from him.

Jiro

me too. I just deleted the dm instead.

<< Ochaco Uraraka > uploaded 1 image >

<< Ochaco Uraraka > has changed their name to < Ochaco >>

Ochaco

Looks like he didn’t hesitate to make the rounds…

Momnight

This is… concerning to say the least. I’ll bring it up with Shouta

Momo

Thanks Mom

Ochaco

Thanks Mom!

Tsu

This is why you’re my favorite teacher

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Direct Messaging: Midnight and Shouta Aizawa

<< Midnight > uploaded 3 images >

Shouta Aizawa  

…noted

Momnight huh?

Midnight

I know!!

Its so cute!!

I love it so much

Your girls are so cute this year

Shouta Aizawa

Don’t let them hear that. They’re all strong determined individuals with potential

Midnight

Pfft. You’re so stiff Shou~

Shouta Aizawa

If you’re done “momnight” I have a class to teach

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Ladies Night

Momnight 

Mission accomplished ladies <3

Toru

Thanks Mom! You’re awesome!!

Ochaco

For real!

Momo

So is he going to expel the grapist?

Momnight

Um… I don’t know?

I guess you’ll have to see?

Either way, my children. Focus on your classes! I’m here if you need me

--

Class 1-A

Koji Koda

sorry i didnt message yesterday… i dont usually have friends to text…

Mashirao Ojiro

It's okay! I didn’t message either.

Koji Koda

i… was hoping to get some help with the homework…

“kacchan”

Who the fuck are you extras?

deku

Kacchan! You can’t just call people you don’t know extras!

Koji Koda

im sorry… i can leave…

Ponytail

No its okay, Koda! I can help you with the homework if you’d like to DM me.

“kacchan”

Oh you’re the animal extra and tailman extra

deku

🤩

“kacchan”

I don’t like that look

deku

@Raccoon Eyes <3 @Ponytail 

Raccoon Eyes <3

🤩

Ponytail

Now now you all. I’ve already told you all the rules. They have to change their nickname themselves or else it's not allowed.

<< Mashirao Ojiro > has changed their name to < tailman >>

tailman

Eh it's a pretty cool name. Descriptive I guess.

Koji Koda

i dont know how do change the name but im ok with it too! i get to match my new friends and have a cool kacchan name now…

“kacchan”

They’re not fucking Kacchan names. Fuck all you extras are stupid

<< Ponytail > has changed < Koji Koda > name to < animal extra >>

animal extra

thanks yaomomo…

Tentacle Bitch <3

Sorry to change the topic but if you’re still offering help on the homework Yaomomo…

Ponytail

Yep! Send me a DM!

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Kacchan’s Specialty Crew

<< deku > has added < tailman > and < animal extra > to the chat from chat < Class 1-A >>

deku

Welcome to Kacchan’s Specialty Crew! You’ve made it!!

Tape Face <3

Fresh meat!

icyhot

hi

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deku

Honestly I’m surprised how fast people are getting Kacchan names! He usually doesn’t warm up to people for a while! This is cool to see! Soon I hope we can get our whole class! 

Ponytail

Midoriya do you have any concept of time? 

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Ladies Night

Toru

Mom!

Mommmm!

@Momnight

Momnight

Yes, my invisa-daughter?

Toru

How much trouble would I be in if I committed *casual* murder?

Momo

Toru! That is not appropriate talk!

Momnight

I'm sorry sweetie but I'm with Momo on this one. Why are you trying to commit casual murder?

Toru

Mineta was on the train with me and he "tripped and fell" under me. He was staring up my skirt. Never in my life have I been more grateful for being invisible

Momnight

… 

Momo

… 

Ochaco

… I was gonna say good morning but now I think I want roasted grapes for breakfast

Momnight

Are you safe Toru?

Toru

I am now. I screamed and some kind old gentleman in a really unflattering yellow suit stepped up and helped me. 

Mina

Why was his suit unflattering?

Ochaco

Mina! That's not important right now!

Toru

No no it is. It's because his hair was the same color @Mina

Mina

EWWW men have no fashion sense. This is why I'm a lesbian I swear

Momnight

Aww congrats Mina! But I agree with Ochaco. Later conversation. Hagakure, are you sure you're safe?

Toru

Yeah mom. I got off at the station. If someone can tell Aizawa I'll be a little late to class? I gotta wait for the next train. 

Momnight

I will. I'm glad you're safe. Thank you for telling me. I'll talk to Shou. 

UA Staff Chat

night night

@no. Toru is going to be late to class

no.

Why

night night

Lets just say a certain grape looked where he shouldn't. I'll send you screenshots in DMs

no.

ok

night night

Also, @All Might thank you for rescuing Toru from him. 

All Might

How do you know it was me? I mean you're welcome but how do you know?

night night 

They said your yellow suit is super unflattering because it's the same color as your hair. I’ve been thinking the same for weeks now

Mmmic  

Yeah I'm with the girls on this one. I’m gay enough to know that yellow doesn’t go with yellow. And this is coming from a dude with yellow hair. 

All Might

But it looks nice! Nedzu said so!

The Principal!

Nope! I think it looks horrendous! It just matches your hero costume

All Might

My entire worldview just got thrown out the window. Aizawa I may be late to class

no.

no.

Only one person can be late to class per day. Today is Hagakure's day. You can have tomorrow if I decide I'm not going to be the one late. :)

Direct Messaging: Midnight and Momo Yaoyorozu  

Midnight

Are you just going to hide the fact that I'm your mother behind the fact that all the girls in your class call me mom now?

Momo Yaoyorozu

Yep! <3

Midnight

Aw I'm so proud of you <3

Real talk though sweetie. Has Mineta done anything like that to you? I’ve heard him talking about how busty you are. He hasn’t touched you or anything, right?

Momo Yaoyorozu

Yeah I’m okay. I know Tsu was talking about how he touched her chest at the USJ but other than this stunt he pulled with Toru today I haven’t been made aware of any other issues.

Midnight

Hm. Good to know. With the evidence stacked against him he’ll either be expelled soon or transferred out at the sports festival next week.

…

Don’t tell anyone I said that.

Momo Yaoyorozu

You know you and Pap never stop talking about your classes, Mom. I know more than I think you think I know.

I won’t tell anyone though, promise. 

Midnight

Thanks baby <3

Classes are starting soon. 

Momo Yaoyorozu

Yep!

Can we make hamburgers for dinner tonight?

Midnight

I’ll talk to your Pap sweetie

Class 1-A

<< Kaminari Denki > has changed their name to < Dunceface >>

Dunceface

guys ! i got a kacchan name !!

Shitty Hair <3

Yooo!!! Congrats man!

Raccoon Eyes <3

Hell yeah!

deku  

When did it happen!?

Dunceface

Just now !! like irl !! like hes sitting across from me glaring !!

Oh shit. I think imma die

Brb

deku

Uh oh

Ponytail

Do I want to know what I walked in on?

Tape Face <3

Kaminari got his kacchan name!

Raccoon Eyes <3

Yeah! And now Bakugou’s gonna kill him

<< Shouta Aizawa > has joined the chat >

Shouta Aizawa

Word is starting to travel about these “kacchan names”. Who wants to explain?

Ponytail

A few of us are using the nicknames that Bakugou has given us as nicknames in the chat

Raccoon Eyes <3

It's like totally good fun, promise! 

Dunceface

Good news !! I’m not dead !!

Oh hi Mr Aizawa

Shouta Aizawa

You realize how derogatory some of these names are, right? Deku? Dunce face? Shitty hair?

Shitty Hair <3

Woah Mr Aizawa swore

Shouta Aizawa

It's literally your name, Kirishima.

“kacchan”

Piss off hobo.

Shouta Aizawa

…

<< Shouta Aizawa > has changed their name to < hobo >>

hobo  

:) 

Ponytail

Oh my god Sensei!

Tentacle Bitch <3

Who?

Oh my god

deku

Aizawa-sensei! Congrats! You got a kacchan name!!!

hobo  

Is it too early to retire?

Nedzu

Yes :) 

“kacchan”  

WHAT THE FUCK

RAT GOD’S HERE?

Nedzu

Oh that has a nice ring to it doesn’t it~

<< Nedzu > has changed their name to < Rat God >>

UA Staff Chat

<< Nedzu > has changed their name to < Rat God >>

night night

?

pew pew man

?

no.

:) 

Rat God

:) 

Class 1-A

Rat God

Well. I believe these kacchan names are rather fun!

icyhot  

so god is real and he runs my school. does god take requests for miracles or strike downs?

Rat God

Maybe :) 

Shitty Hair <3

Isn’t this the class chat? What’s the principal doing here?

deku

No one knows. But honestly theres worse things than the principal being here

Pink Cheeks <3

But we didn’t see him join

Ponytail

Or leave. Because he’s not in chat anymore.

icyhot  

he is god.

“kacchan”

Can you fucking extras shut up? Some of us need to study.

Ladies Night

Tsu

@Momo I didn’t want to mention it in the main group chat because too much going on but I think I got my kacchan name today

Momo

Tsu! That's awesome!

Tsu

I think so? He was calling me “Frogger” at lunch

I’m unsure if thats a nickname or a call for suicide

Ochaco

:o 

Momo

I… think it was a nickname?

You don’t have to use it if you’re not comfortable with it

Tsu

No, it's fine. It sounds pretty fun. 

I think it was a pre-quirk game so that's kinda cool I think.

I promise I’m not suicidal though.

Momnight

Good. I don’t wanna loose my sweet froggy-daughter

Tsu

Thanks momnight

Jiro

I got mine too today. It was during combat training. He kept calling me “ears” 

Momnight

These kacchan names don’t seem very nice

Jiro

Eh as Ojiro said last week.. It's descriptive I guess.

Toru

Now I feel better about not speaking up for a couple days

Jiro

Oh? You got yours?

Toru

Yeah I’m just “Invisible Extra”

I think I’m gonna do the heart thing like Mina though

Mina

AWW!! I’m Raccoon Eyes <3 and now you’re gonna match me!!

Jiro

Yeah cuz you totally don't have Ochaco and a bunch of boys matching you already

Momnight

Now I’m a little curious what my kacchan name would be.

Jiro

Mom no

Momo

Yeah Mom bad idea

Momnight

:( 

Momo

Your funeral I guess

Mom?

Mom come back please

Momnight

:) I regret nothing!

Mina

WHAT’D YOU GET

Toru

COME ON MOM YOU GOTTA TELL US!

Momnight

r.34

Momo

Ew mom I don’t wanna think about that

Mina

:o 

Toru

:o 

Ochaco

Do I want to know?

Momo

No. No you don’t

Mom I’m begging you don’t tell Pap

Momnight

Too late :) Nedzu already made his username in the staff chat his kacchan name. Now I shall do the same with mine

Mina

I SMELL TEA

WHO’S PAP

Momo

No one.

Momnight

Ehe you messed up dear~

See you at home~

Momo

Please no. Don’t leave me alone with these gremlins

Mom please I can see Mina snarling from across the gym

Mom please

Mom no

Tsu

I wanna know too

Kacchan’s Specialty Crew

<< Ponytail > has added < Tsuyu Asui >, < Kyoka Jiro >, < Toru Hagakure >, < and 1 more > to the chat from chat < Class 1-A >>

<< Ponytail > has added < Midnight > to the chat >

Ponytail

There. I did my due diligence. Can I just have my food now?

Midnight

Yes dear~

deku

I am very confused

Not that that's a new emotion

Just right now

I’m very confused

Why is Midnight here

Are we in trouble

Why is she withholding food from you, Yaomomo?

Are you ok?

Raccoon Eyes <3

Woah Midoriya chill

Ponytail

Everythings fine. I just messed up in a group chat and now all the girls know

deku

Oh! Ok!

Midnight

Midoriya isn’t surprised?

deku

Oh no I knew. I just didn’t say anything because I respect Yaomomo

Pink Cheeks <3  

AWW BABY

Dunceface

Back off Pink Cheeks he’s gay

deku  

Denks!

Dunceface

…

Oops

asojfenoa

deku

… Anyone got Kaminari’s address? I think he shorted.

Nevermind he DM’d me

ANYWAY!

@Midnight @Tsuyu Asui @Kyoka Jiro @Toru Hagakure

What are your kacchan names!!!

<< Midnight > has changed their name to < r.34 >>

<< Tsuyu Asui > has changed their name to < Frogger >>

deku

Pfft Midnight its perfect

<< Kyoka Jiro > has changed their name to < ears >>

<< Toru Hagakure > has changed their name to < Invisible Extra <3 >>

r.34

Ikr

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Direct Messaging: Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou

Izuku Midoriya

Kacchan I’m sorry

I didn’t think me changing my name in the chat two weeks ago would do this

I’m sorry

Please talk to me

Its been a week and a half

Please talk to me

Kacchan

Katsuki Bakugou

Fucking hell Deku you’re annoying

Izuku Midoriya

I’m sorry Kacchan

I just feel really bad

I’m really sorry

Please forgive me

I miss being friends with you

Please Kacchan

Talk to me more than that

Katsuki Bakugou

Deku you want to know a secret?

Izuku Midoriya

Ohk…?

Katsuki Bakugou

I like the “kacchan names”. It makes me feel appreciated and seen. I know it's stupid because everyone has a “kacchan name” now but it makes me feel important

Izuku Midoriya

Oh! 😲 

So you don’t want us to stop?

Katsuki Bakugou

If you tell anyone I’m blowing your ass to next week

Izuku Midoriya

There's my kacchan!

I won’t tell, promise!

Class 1-A

hobo

Listen, problem children. Tomorrow is the sports festival. You better have your shit together and do well. I know you know this from the students that have been crowding outside the doors but there's a very VERY high chance that we’re trading out a gen ed student for a hero student after the sports fest. So if you don’t pull your weight it might be you.

<< hobo > has left the chat >

Glasses

You heard the man! To bed with everyone!

“kacchan”

It's only 5 pm, glasses. You can’t tell us what to do

Raccoon Eyes <3

Pre-sports fest jitters! 

Frogger

I get that, Mina. I feel it too

icyhot 

…

Midoriya

deku

Yeah Todoroki?

icyhot 

i want everyone to see my declaration. so i won’t take this to dms.

midoriya i am objectively stronger than you

you have all might in your corner

i don’t know why or how but you do

my old man raised me to beat all might

so that means for the sports festival

i’m going to beat you

Raccoon Eyes <3

Woah Todoroki

Ponytail

Isn’t that a bit harsh, Todoroki?

deku

No. It's not.

I accept your challenge Todoroki. 

I will work my hardest and beat you.

Shitty Hair <3

Wow what's with all these declarations of war?

Glasses

This will be a very exciting sports festival. I am looking forward to it.

Pink Cheeks <3

Aaaaand now I’m nervous again

Raccoon Eyes <3

Aww!! You’re gonna be fine babe!

Invisible Extra <3

Yeah!! You got this!!

Pink Cheeks <3

Yeah! I got this!

And you all got this too!

Let's all do our best 😡

"kacchan"

Fucking deku. Fucking icyhot. I'm going to demolish all of you and your stupid declarations of war

tailman 

There's the kacchan we all know and love

Direct Messaging: Hitoshi Shinsou and Izuku Midoriya

Hitoshi Shinsou

youre the a1 class rep right?

Izuku Midoriya

I’m not actually!

I was voted to be

But I gave the position to someone else!

Want me to direct you to him?

Hitoshi Shinsou

eh nah. ill just talk to you i guess

Izuku Midoriya

Ok!

I’m Izuku

I guess thats obvious

What class are you in?

1-C?

I don’t recognize your name from the heroics classes

Are you trying to get into heroics?

It’ll be so cool to see a new face!

You’re gonna try to get in with the sports festival right?

That’s so cool!

I didn’t think anyone would actually try

What's your quirk?

Why’d you pick me to reach out to?

Wait sorry

I should let you reply

Sorry

Hitoshi Shinsou

holy fuck you type fast

Izuku Midoriya

Ehe sorry!

Hitoshi Shinsou

yes im in class 1c. yes im trying to get into the hero program. yes im going to get in with the sports festival. you dont need to know my quirk. i reached out to you because i thought you were the class rep and i need to talk to someone about your class.

Izuku Midoriya

Cool! 

What do you need to talk about?

Hitoshi Shinsou

i need to know if theres an opening.

Izuku Midoriya

Um

Maybe actually

One of the boys was being a perv

So I think they’re gonna get rid of him

You might be able to get his seat

Aizawa Sensei said there’s a really good chance someones gonna get transferred out

It’ll probably be him

Hitoshi Shinsou

whos aizawa

Izuku Midoriya

Oh!

He’s our homeroom teacher

And he also teaches Law and Ethics

But I think that’s a heroics only class

So it makes sense you don’t know him

He’s a pro hero

Like the coolest pro ever

Hitoshi Shinsou

you dont think all might is the coolest?

Izuku Midoriya

No.

Not anymore.

He’s kinda an ass.

But that’s in the past and not important at the moment

Maybe I’ll tell you later if you want to know

But no

Eraserhead is the coolest pro ever

He fights like completely quirkless

And from someone who used to be quirkless 

That’s like super cool

A huge inspiration

Oh oops

Didn’t mean to say that

Anyway

Hitoshi Shinsou

geez do you ever chill? do you talk like you text

Izuku Midoriya

Yes?

Sometimes at least.

😅

Hitoshi Shinsou

ill ignore the quirkless thing because i really couldnt care less. are you saying your homeroom teacher is eraserhead? like *the* fucking eraserhead?

Izuku Midoriya

Yeah!

Isn’t that the coolest!

I didn’t know he was a teacher

But he’s so cool

A little scary sometimes

But that’s fine

He’s just super cool most of the time!!!

Hitoshi Shinsou

holy shit now i have to get into your class

Izuku Midoriya

I can help you with that!

We don’t have time to train now because the sports fest is tomorrow but maybe we can work together?

And I can try asking Aizawa Sensei about you transferring in?

Hitoshi Shinsou

you dont know me. why would you help me

Izuku Midoriya

You want to be a hero!

That's cool!

And you seem really cool!

And you seem like you’ll make an awesome friend!

Hitoshi Shinsou

im not interested in making friends

Izuku Midoriya

We’ll see about that

😉

Anyway brb

Gonna DM Aizawa Sensei

Can I add you to a group chat?

I got some people in 1-A who would make awesome friends for you!

😄

Hitoshi Shinsou

not making friends.

…but sure add me to the gc ig

Direct Messaging: Izuku Midoriya and Shouta Aizawa

Izuku Midoriya

Hey Aizawa Sensei?

I got a DM from someone in the general classes

He’s looking to join the hero course

He seems really cool

And there’s gonna be an opening in the class, right?

Shouta Aizawa

Yes. Who’s asking to join

Izuku Midoriya

His name is Hitoshi Shinsou

He’s in class 1-C

Shouta Aizawa

That’s Mic’s class. I’ll ask him about the kid

Izuku Midoriya

His profile picture is a cat btw

Shouta Aizawa

:) 

thanks problem child

SFX

Zuzu

Yo

You guys alright with me adding someone new to the chat?

He’s in 1-C and trying to get into the hero track

😄

I think you guys would like him!~

Pinky

Ok!!~ 

Zuzu

Denks?

Denks

Yeah ? 

Wait what’d I miss

Zuzu

Lol

You cool with me adding someone new to the group?

Denks

Sure !!

<< Zuzu > has added < Hitoshi Shinsou > to the chat >

<< Zuzu > has changed < Hitoshi Shinsou > name to < Toshi >>

Zuzu

Welcome!!

Denks

Hi !!!

Toshi

why am i toshi

Zuzu

Cuz its cute!!

Pinky

Hi Toshi!! I’m Pinky

Zuzu

Otherwise known as Mina Ashido

Queen of goss

Pinky

Aw you flatter me Zuzu~

Toshi

whys this chat name sfx is it a quirk thing? because if it is my quirk isnt flashy

Zuzu

Nope!

SF = Sports Festival

Pinky

And the X stands for gossip~

Denks

U get used to it

Zuzu

Anyway!!

This is Shinsou

He’s gonna join our class

Toshi

wait fr?

Zuzu

Maybe!!

I talked to Aizawa Sensei and he said he’ll talk to Mic Sensei

Pinky

Omfg Toshi~

Mic Sensei is your homeroom teacher isn’t he?!

Please tell me you got goss on him

Toshi

it isnt the sports festival

Pinky

I knowwwww but I want goss

Toshi

and the goss i have isnt sports fest related

Pinky

OH MY KAMI SO YOU DO HAVE GOSSIP. SPILL KAMI DAMMIT

Toshi

lol unhinged

youre right midoriya i love it here. still not making friends but this level of bullshit i can deal with

Denks

awwwww ur not gonna make friends ?

but i wanna be friends with you !!

guess i just have to seduce you then

Zuzu

Why’s that your logic leap?!

Pinky

Also I thought you were seducing Zuzu~

Denks

as;lfgla;aenieoam

Pinky

Lol 

Zuzu

MiNa sToP 

Pinky

ANYWAY WE’RE GETTING OFF TRACK.

TOSHI. YOU HAVE GOSS

Toshi

lol. you want the hot goss, cold goss, or just right goss

Pinky

Cold, then just right, then hot

Toshi

hes let slip that he wears socks with sandals

Pinky

EW THE FASHION TRAITOR

Toshi

hes genderfluid

Denks

Aw just like me !!

Pinky

AWW YOU ARE?! SO CUTE~

Denks

Thanks !! but please don’t tell anyone. I wanna be the one to tell people. Ok?

Pinky

Cross my heart!

Toshi the hot goss?

Toshi

i know who hes married to

Pinky

OH MY KAMI THAT IS HOT GOSS

WHO WHO WHO

TELL ME

Toshi

not my place to tell

:) 

Pinky

You-

Zuzu

Hate to break up the excitement but I need to drag Mina and Denki back to the class chat. Aizawa’s trying to tell us all something.

Pinky

Got it bossman! 

@Toshi this isn’t over. You will be telling me one of these days

Class 1-A

hobo

is everyone here?

Ponytail

Everyone appears to be online, Sensei

hobo

ok cool. 

This is a serious message to the whole class. You all better pull your weight seriously. Because there's a 1-C student who, if he gets anywhere in the top 16, WILL be transferred into this class. That means someones getting transferred out or expelled because I refuse to teach 21 children. 

Glasses

Sensei, who will be transferred out?

hobo

That’s for me to know and for you to not worry about. Now everyone get a good night's sleep. 

<< hobo > has left the chat >

Glasses

You heard the man. Go to bed. Good night.

“kacchan”

Fuck off glasses I was trying to sleep.

Invisible Extra <3

Good night everyone!!

Dunceface

night night !!

SFX

<< Zuzu > uploaded 1 image >

Zuzu

Good news @Toshi !

Toshi

cool

Pinky

I’m excited to have you in class!!!

Denks

Yeah !! We’re gonna be awesome friends !!!

Toshi

not looking for friends

< Read by 4 members 21:33 >

Zuzu

Ok but hear me out

Not friends

Toshi

you have my attention

Zuzu

Boyfriends

Toshi

you lost my attention

Zuzu

Ok but I have a point though

We wouldn’t have to be friends

We can be boyfriends

You me and Denks

And Pinky can be our token gay friend

Toshi

how is she going to be the token gay if were all gay

Zuzu

Well…

Um

I haven’t thought that far ahead

Denks

Ok so 1. I’m down for the boyfriends thing

And 2. Go to bed please. Its like 4am

U woke me up

Zuzu

Oops! Sorry I didn’t realize the time

Toshi

sleep is for the weak

Pinky

Sleep for a week bitch

Your token gay friend is telling the polys to stfu and go to bed

Zuzu

Sorry Pinky!!!!

Toshi

DMs Zuzu?

Zuzu

Bet!

< Read by 3 members 03:58 >

Chapter Text

Direct Messaging: Hitoshi Shinsou and Izuku Midoriya

Izuku Midoriya

Do you actually sleep?

Hitoshi Shinsou

nah. lingering sub quirk from my sperm donor. ive got awful insomnia cuz of him. you?

Izuku Midoriya

Aw thats no good! 

I’ve got ADHD

And we don’t have money for medication

So I don’t sleep much

And also time blindness and whatever

What is your quirk btw

You didn’t tell me earlier

Hitoshi Shinsou

i didnt tell you because you don’t need to know. youll probably figure it out during the sf

Izuku Midoriya

Ok! I look forward to seeing it in action! When we all emerge from the tunnels I’ll keep an eye out for you and we can work together!!

< Read by < Hitoshi Shinsou > 04:21 >

Hitoshi Shinsou

…btw. did you mean what you said about the bf thing? were you just assuming im gay or something

Izuku Midoriya

Haha its been like two hours lol

You really don’t sleep do you

Lol

That’s cool I don’t either lol

But yeah

I did mean it

I mean I didn’t know if you were gay

But you were pretty quick to jump on the “goss” train with Pinky

So I guess I assumed?

Sorry if I assumed wrong

Hitoshi Shinsou

nah youre good. im pan ace

Izuku Midoriya

Cool!! I’m gay demiace

But I want you to know

Please don’t feel pressured to accept my proposition

It was kinda a joke

I mean sure you seem cool but

I’m not gonna force anything

Especially since I don’t really know you yet

Hitoshi Shinsou

maybe. lets talk more after the sf

Izuku Midoriya

Yep!

Good luck today!

I can’t wait to meet you!

Just look for the short kid with obnoxious green hair standing with the pink girl and electric blonde lol

< Read by < Hitoshi Shinsou > 06:52 >

UA Staff Chat

no.

For the record: I still dislike the idea of having this thing.

Rat God

I know you dislike this but we need to show the world we are still strong!

no.

Do I have to emcee with Zashi?

r.34

It's either that or you trade with me.

Mmmic

That's a fair trade!

no.

fine. I’ll stay with Zashi.

Cementoss

The obstacle course is ready by the way!

Rat God

Thank you!~

Is everyone ready for today? I need to go work with the extra heroes so I may miss the first round.

Mmmic

Don’t you worry your furry little head!~ We’ll get everything squared away perfectly!

Class 1-A

deku

Everyone ready!?

Shitty Hair <3

Lets do this!!!!!

Dunceface

Woooooo !!!!

Glasses

Everyone please make sure we keep to formation when we exit the tunnel. 

Ponytail

No Iida we talked about this. No lines.

Glasses

But they’ll look more professional

“kacchan”

Shut up glasses. We don’t need to look professional. We’re fucking students not businessmen

ears

Enough arguing please. Most of us are in the same room

Ponytail

Yes thank you Jiro. Everyone who is not here please make your way to the staging room.

And please leave your phones here. We can grab them after the first round if we need them.

SFX

Toshi

good luck everyone

i look forward to joining your class

UA Staff Chat

no.

@Rat God how's everything looking with the pros?

pew pew man

There seems to be a scuffle

Rat God says proceed with the fest. Ain’t nothin’ to disturb the kiddos with yet

no.

ok. keep me updated.

SFX

Pinky

YOOOOO GG WITH GETTING THROUGH THE FIRST ROUND TOSHIIIIII

Toshi

thx u 2

Denks

We all made it !! I mean I barely scraped by but Toshi u got 6th place !!! And Zuzu u got 1th !!

Zuzu

1th?

Toshi

shhh its cute leave him be

Denks

Did I do it wrong ?

Toshi

No

Pinky

:O Toshi used a capital letter he must be serious

Toshi

fucking autocorrect

Zuzu

Cute

Toshi

whatever. second round soon.

Zuzu

If it’s a team event do you all wanna team up?

Denks

Ofc !!!!

Also…

<< Denks > has changed their name to < Denks (she/they) >>

Zuzu

<3 thanks Denks

Pinky

Cutie! <3 

Toshi

sorry i misgendered you…

Denks (she/they)

Its ok !! u didn’t know <3

But um.. I request the pronouns stay in this chat only ? if it’s a she day just use they/them or my name in the class chat ?

Pinky

Will do!~

UA Staff Chat

Rat God

So there's a slight problem. There seems to be a villain who’s gotten in. 

Or a vigilante who’s a bit too grey

no.

Do you have a name?

How are you sure it's a villain or grey vigilante?

Rat God

No name

He was seen dashing through the back halls looking for the student section.

He was dropping little bombs. 

Thirteen

I’ve taken care of them all. The villain seems to have left.

no.

Or he made it to the student section.

Thirteen

I’ll keep looking for him

Year One Class Rep Chat

Shouta Aizawa (1-A Teacher)

I need all Class Reps to take roll call of your classes. 

I need to know how many of the students are present, how many have made it to round two, and if there are any unknowns in the area around your seating. This includes family, other students, and people you just do not know.

Momo Yaoyorozu (1-A Vice)

All 20 students accounted for. 19 students moving onto the second round. There was a black haired guy with a face mask standing behind our section for a bit but when I took roll call he left.

Itsuka Kendo (1-B Rep)

All 20 accounted for and 16 moving on. No strangers around our section. We’re right next to 1-A so if the guy passed our place I never saw him.

Shouta Aizawa (1-A Teacher)

Thank you Yaoyorozu and Kendo.

Maina Furasu (1-H Rep)

13 actively accounted for. One went to the restroom. We use a strict buddy system so thats the reason we have 2 members away. One student is moving on to the second round. Same as Kendo we’ve seen no strangers

Tsutsutaka Agoyamato (1-D Vice)

All accounted for none moving on bcuz all the stuckups in class A felt the need to show off and win.

Chikuchi Togeike (1-E Rep)

Same deal as Agoyamato. I did see the black haired man but a hero in a spacesuit ran after him so I didn’t do anything about it.

Shouta Aizawa (1-A Teacher)

Agoyamato, I ask you please don’t get aggressive about my students.

Thank you, Togeike. That was Thirteen, one of the staff at UA. They’re taking care of the man.

Chikuchi Togeike (1-E Rep)

What’s going on? Why are we needing to report this stuff?

Shouta Aizawa (1-A Teacher)

I can’t divulge that information at this time. Lets just call it a nervous hunch.

Ichisuke Nishihara (1-K Rep)

Proud to say we have one business member moving into round two!!!! Other than that all 75 members of the business track are accounted for. And the other reps say they saw nothing suspicious.

I hope this is alright. I just merged all of our counts into one message. Make it a little easier.

Shouta Aizawa (1-A Teacher)

That’s perfectly fine. Thank you.

Present Mic (1-C Teacher)

I just checked with my class. They say 1 moving on but only 19 accounted for. The only one missing is Hitoshi Shinsou.

Tenya Iida (1-A Rep)

He is with our class. He showed up just a minute ago.

Present Mic (1-C Teacher)

Alright thank you, Iida. As long as that’s alright with Aizawa he can stay.

Shouta Aizawa (1-A Teacher)

That’s fine. All we’re missing is the counts for 1-F and 1-G

Maina Furasu (1-H Rep)

Oh they all left. Both classes left back to the labs since none of their students moved on.

Higari Maijima (Support Teacher)

I’m in the labs with them. They all have their phones in their lockers. All 30 are with me.

Shouta Aizawa (1-A Teacher)

Ok it seems everyone is accounted for. Furasu have the two students who left for the bathroom returned?

Maina Furasu (1-H Rep)

Yes sir.

Shouta Aizawa (1-A Teacher)

Alright. Thank you. Good luck to everyone who moved on then. 

Please give me another headcount after the second round.

UA Staff Chat

no.

Ok so all the students are accounted for. @Thirteen let us know when you catch the intruder

Thirteen

I captured him but the mist grabbed him.

no.

The… mist…

Thirteen

Yeah… I wasn’t able to stop him from being snatched… b’cuz…

I’m really sorry Aizawa

Rat God

It’s alright, Kurose. If you need to go talk to Inui he should be available. You did what you could, it's alright.

Mmmic

Am I good to move onto the second round, bossman? The kiddos are starting to get restless

Rat God

Yes! Thank you all for promptly acting on all of this! Let's sit back and enjoy the rest of the festival!

@no. We’ll talk after the fest :) 

no.

I take it you want the dorm project moved up?

Rat God

Yep~

r.34

Are you sure? What's the commission going to say?

pew pew man

Dear. There was a villain runnin’ around droppin’ bombs. I think Nedzu gotta good reason for this to happen

r.34

I suppose you’re right

All Might

What dorm project?

no.

You don’t need to know.

All Might

Young Aizawa. I urge you to tell me. I am a staff member here. I deserve to know.

no.

no.

I’m still mad at you.

Rat God

Aizawa. Shouldn’t you be in the emcee booth?

no.

I’m on my way. Walking and texting.

Mmmic

He’s just taking his sweet time~

no.

shush or couch

pew pew man

See Nem. That is true power.

r.34

You say that as if that same sentence wouldn’t work on you~

SFX

Toshi

congrats on making it to the final round lol

hope i dont gotta fight one of you first round

Zuzu

Nooo Toshi knock on wood you’re gonna jinx us!

Pinky

Lol watch as Zuzu and Toshi face off in the first round :) 

Zuzu

Evil Pinky. Evil I say

Toshi

lol

you know shes right its going to happen

Zuzu

🙁

I’ll let you win Tosh

Toshi

why? 

Zuzu

Gotta prove my loyalty somehow

Denks (She/They)

Cute

Pinky

Careful Denks lol. You might end up against me

Toshi

nah she’ll end up against me and i’ll let her win

Denks (She/They)

Noooooo if i gotta face 1 of u i’ll walk outta the ring

Zuzu

Aww! Don’t do that Denks! You’ll beat us for sure!

Chapter Text

Direct Messaging: Izuku Midoriya and Shouta Aizawa

Izuku Midoriya

Hello Aizawa Sensei!

I have two questions

The first is:

Since Toshi made it to the 1v1 rounds is he in our class for sure now?

Can I tell him?

Or does he need to win

Cuz I bet he’ll win he’s so cool

But anyway

The second question is:

Is it ok if I make private group chats with just me in them so I can take notes on the matches?

I forgot to bring my notebook and all I have is my phone.

Shouta Aizawa

Are you done?

Izuku Midoriya

Oops sorry I didn’t realize how many messages I sent 😅

Shouta Aizawa

That definitely is more than two questions, problem child. But to answer them:

Yes, No, No, Yes, and Yes.

Izuku Midoriya

Wait what?

O h 

OK thanks!!!

SFX

Zuzu

YOU DIDN’T HEAR IT FROM ME

BUT TOSHI’S IN OUR CLASS NOW

Toshi

what?

Pinky

WAIT REALLY?!

Zuzu

Yeah!! Aizawa Sensei says you don’t need to win the festival to make it into our class!!

Denks (she/they)

Yooooo !!!! this is awesome !!

I can’t wait to have you in class !!!

Toshi

why say you didnt hear it from me. who else wouldve told us

Zuzu

fuck

You're right

Aizawa Sensei is gonna kill me for telling you

Pinky

:o 

Denks (she/they)

:o 

Toshi

:o 

Zuzu

What?

Pinky

OH MY KAMI ZUZU SWORE

HE SAID FUCK

I THOUGHT THAT WAS ILLEGAL

Denks (she/they)

IT IS !!! 

WOAHH SUNSHINE BOY I DIDN’T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU

Toshi

*has a gay panic*

Denks (she/they)

*has a… gay (?) panic*

Toshi

eh dont worry denks. its gay if you want it to be

Pinky

HOLY KAMI I CAN’T BELIEVE IT

Zuzu

…

Really guys?

You’re loosing your minds over me saying the fuck word?

Pinky

:o 

Toshi

lol the fuck word. im stealing that

Denks (she/they)

Um… I hate to break up the excitement…

But I think it's time for the bracket to be announced

Pinky

YEAH WHAT SHE SAID

BUT THIS ISN’T OVER ZUZU

WE WILL BE COMING BACK TO THIS

SFX

Zuzu

i cant believe i was fucking posted against tosh the first round

this isnt fair

he won and im happy for that but fuck

this isnt fucking fair

i wanted to get further but oh well

Toshi

zu? 

Zuzu

FUCK

Sorry I thought I was in a private chat…

Sorry…

Toshi

wanna take this to dms? you seem really beat up about this

Zuku

No thanks

Pinky

Are we just going to ignore how our sunshine boy lost his mind and swore like. A ton.

Toshi

fr 

Denks (she/they)

Um so I don’t know whether to be scared or in love right now

Toshi

fr 

Pinky

You three are so cute~

Direct Messaging: Hitoshi Shinsou and Izuku Midoriya

Hitoshi Shinsou

zu? are you ok? 

im really sorry

Izuku Midoriya

Don’t worry about it!

You did awesome! 

I’m really proud of you!

And I’m super glad you won!!

Hitoshi Shinsou

izuku you dont have to fake happiness. youre allowed to be angry and sad

Izuku Midoriya

I’m not angry or sad! I’m really glad you won!
Your quirk is amazing!!!

I stood no chance! You’ll win this competition no problem!

Hitoshi Shinsou

…zu

Izuku Midoriya

toshi i promise everythings okay

Hitoshi Shinsou

zu please be honest with me. its okay im not mad

im shocked you like my quirk. most people think its villainous

< Read by < Izuku Midoriya > 13:24 >

Hitoshi Shinsou

izuku please respond…

< Read by < Izuku Midoriya > 13:41 >

<New> Unnamed Group Chat

<< Izuku Midoriya > has renamed the chat to < SF Analysis >>

<< Izuku Midoriya > has changed their name to < Zu >>

Zu

Ok

So round one was me vs tosh

Tosh won

His quirk is super super cool. I can’t wait to experiment with him

His quirk seems to be a type of hypnosis. He waved his hands around a little then I seemed to loose the ability to take control of myself

I’ll definitely talk to him about how it works!!

But the next match is starting. Todoroki is fighting Sero.

Class 1-A

Dunceface

Good luck @Tape Face <3 !!!

Good luck @icyhot !!!

Tape Face <3

Thanks man!

Shitty Hair <3

This match is gonna be so chill

😜

tailman

Am I being dense or did Kirishima actually just make a pun

icyhot

i don’t get it

SF Analysis

Zu

I feel so bad for Sero I feel like he’s going to die

Like Todoroki is so powerful

But!

I bet Todoroli is just gonna steamroll him

Or I guess.. I iceroll him

Thats my prediction

mvkr .,]. a - .. ;s

Dropped my phone

I was right. Todoroki icerolled Sero

…

I just noticed I wrote Todoroli… I love it I’m not gonna change it

Class 1-A

Raccoon Eyes <3

NICE TRY SERO

Dunceface

nice try !!!

Shitty Hair <3

HICE TRT BRO

“kacchan”

Dumbass. Learn your fucking grammar and spelling.

Raccoon Eyes <3

Take a chill pill Kats~

icyhot

sorry. nice try though

Tape Face <3

I hate it here

Dadzawa come pick me up i’m scared

hobo

no

<< hobo > has left the chat >

Glasses

It was a very nice try, Sero. But we should all put our devices away so we can pay attention to the next match. Best of luck to you @Dunceface.

Dunceface

thanks !!!! i’m gonna blow the grassy girl’s socks off !!!

SFX

Toshi

good luck denks you got this

Pinky

Good luck!~ Make your boyfriends proud~

Denks (She/They)

I will !!!!! <3

Toshi

…

not partners pinky

Pinky

Not yet~~

Toshi

…no comment

SF Analysis

Zu

Good luck to Denks!

She’s gonna kill it out there!

I think this match up is really bad though vines arent conductive at all so itll be interesting to see what denks is gonna do to get the upper hand

Ibara is super cool though her vines seem to grow with little to no issue

I wonder if thats because the arena is open to the sunlight but i wonder if that means that she needs to drink a bunch of water on a normal basis to be able to keep up with her vines growing with no issues

But i totally think that this match is going to go to denks as long as she doesnt use a super huge attack at the beginning that takes them out of the running

I think shes smart enough to hold back enough

I wonder if theyve worked out how poor of a match this is

oh its started

Denks is playing brilliantly!

I wanna work with denks on her hand to hand combat

It seems like ibara wasnt prepared for quirkless combat im so proud of denks

Result: Denks took the win over Ibara without going braindead! 

Direct Messaging: Izuku Midoriya and Mei Hatsume

Mei Hatsume

HELLO

PERSON WHO TEAMED WITH ME

GIVE ME ATTENTION

Izuku Midoriya

Oh! You’re the support girl! How can I help you?

Mei Hatsume

YOU'RE IN THE SAME CLASS AS LEGS RIGHT?

Izuku Midoriya

Legs?

Mei Hatsume

THE KID WITH THE ADORABLE ENGINE LEG QUIRK

HOW DO I GET HIM TO USE MY BABIES IN THE FIGHT

I WANT TO USE HIM TO ADVERTISE MY BABIES

Izuku Midoriya

You want to use Iida as a walking billboard?

Mei Hatsume

NO IDEA WHO THAT IS BUT THATS WHAT I WANT TO DO TO LEGS

Izuku Midoriya

Hm

I can help with that. Might make him loosen up

Just tell him you want it to be a fair fight and you feel like you’d have an unfair advantage with all your.. Babies

Mei Hatsume

WILL THAT WORK THOUGH

THAT STICK IN HIS ASS IS POKING HIS BRAIN I DON’T KNOW IF DECEPTION WILL WORK

Izuku Midoriya

Lol 

It should work

Mei Hatsume

MANY THANKS IZU~

Izuku Midoriya

Lol I like you you’re great

Why are you yelling though? Are you just like super pumped orrrr…?

Mei Hatsume

I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF AND IT WOULD TAKE TOO MUCH TIME AWAY FROM MAKING BABIES TO LEARN~

SFX

Zuzu

Can someone please record the next fight? The Iida/Mei fight? Its gonna be super entertaining~

One sec- sending screenshots

<< Zuzu > uploaded 2 images >

Pinky

Oh my kami thats amazing! I’m so recording~

This is gonna be so funny!

Zuzu

FR!

Also!!! Good job Denks! 

You did a really good job!

Denks (She/They)

Thanks !! 

It was like way easier than I thought it would be

Toshi

you did great

zu are you done ignoring me now?

Pinky

IZUZU MIDORIYA ARE YOU IGNORING YOUR BOYFRIEND

Toshi

pinky please

not partners

Pinky

Not

Yet

😀

Zuzu

Sorry Tosh… I didn’t mean to ignore you

I was just busy in analysis mode

Toshi

are you still upset?

Zuzu

I never was upset I promise!!

I really am really glad you won!

<< Toshi > uploaded 1 image >

<< Pinky > uploaded 1 image >

Zuzu

Ok you two go meme each other in DMs lol

And yes Tosh I promise

Denks (She/They)

Um guys … the match is about to start

Pinky

I’M GONNA FILM IT BRB

Denks (She/They)

Lol 

Toshi

zu you going to analysis mode this match?

Zuzu

No

Iida’s gonna win

Mei doesn’t want to win she just wants the spotlight

Very little quirk use tbh

And I’m pretty sure this match is gonna go for like 15 minutes

Toshi

so 

Zuzu

So you get my undivided attention for 15 minutes 🙂

Toshi

bet i’m on my way over to the 1a seats

Chapter Text

SF Analysis

Zu

Ok but im actually super excited right now

Tosh is going against Todoroki

And i’m like super hoping i’ll get to see his quirk in action

It seems like Tosh needs some serious training with

Oh shit

Wait

Holy shit

It totally looked like todoroki was going to win

But then he just stopped and walked out of the arena

Holy shitt

What?!

What did Tosh say to him?!

Tosh won though!

So

Holy shit

I think i may have underestimated Tosh

…

Fuck

I think i’m gay for this man

SFX

Zuzu

HOLY SHIT TOSH

WHAT THE FUCK

Pinky

I’M WITH ZUZU ON THIS ONE

Denks (she/they)

:o 

Hi my name is denki and i’m gay and i’d like to take you out 

Toshi

why are you all being so weird

Pinky

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

TODOROKI IS THE HARDEST HARD ASS IN THE CLASS

LIKE IF YOU LOOK FOR THE WORD STOIC IN THE DICTIONARY ITS A PICTURE OF HIM

AND YOU MADE HIM JUST

Zuzu

WALK OUT OF BOUNDS

LIKE WHAT

Toshi

oh

i just told him a joke that was so bad he left

Denks (she/they)

Hi my name is denki and i’m in love please marry me rn

Zuzu

Please Tosh you gotta tell me what your quirk is its so amazing

Toshi

eh if you haven’t figured it out than nah i won’t tell you

Zuzu

Pleaseeeeeeee

Toshi

no

Pinky

Okay but like after your fight with Denks will you tell us if Zuzu hasn’t figured it out?

Toshi

i’ll think about it

Denks (she/they)

Toshi i will let you win if you let me kiss you rn

Toshi

denks if you throw the match i will not go out with you

i want you to fight your best

if you fight your best then i will give you a kiss once we’re alone no matter what happens

Denks (she/they)

WAIT FR ?!?

I WILL DO MY BEST I PROMISE

Toshi

good… girl?

Denks (she/they)

:3 <3

Pinky

👏 CUTE 👏

👏 GAYS 👏

👏 CUTE 👏

👏 GAYS 👏

Zuzu

akfeladkfha

Pinky

Heehe~ gay got a crush on gay~

Class 1-A

deku

TODOROLI 

SHINSOU WON’T TELL ME WHAT HE TOLD YOU

Raccoon Eyes <3

WE DEMAND TO KNOW

Tape Face <3

Lmao todoroli

Shitty Hair <3

Todoroli

tailman

todoroli

Dunceface

Todoroli

Oh ew my nickname is still this?

Kacchan i want a new one

icyhot

he asked me why six is afraid of seven

i said i don’t know

and he said seven eight nine

it was a bad joke that made no sense so i left

deku

Wait? 

Fr?

Like he didn’t use his quirk?

icyhot

i don’t know. maybe? what’s his quirk?

deku

I don't know

I’ve been trying to figure it out

But i haven’t been able to yet

And he won’t tell me

Dunceface

I bet its super cool though !!!

“kacchan”

Aren’t you supposed to be down getting ready to fight Iida, dumbass?

Dunceface

Aww i wanted a new nickname but i don’t like that one

Next plz !

Raccoon Eyes <3

Stop being mean “kacchan”

@Dunceface he has a point though your match is in like 2min

Dunceface

Yeah yeah  yeah yeah

I’m in the waiting room

I demand to know new bf quirk by the time I finish beating iida :)

deku 

I shall do my earnest best

❤️🙂

Dunceface

Thankkkkkkk green bf

deku

Hhh no?

Ponytail

Best of luck @Dunceface

Frenchy~

Is everyone going to ignore how Mina isn’t reacting to relationship goss, non?~

ears

She’s in the bathroom and she left her phone with me

Lol

Invisible Extra <3

MINA ISN’T HERE TO REACT SO I AM

EXCUSE THE HELLO ME?

KAMINARI HAS BOYFRIENDS?

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

HOW DOES HE HAVE MORE GAME THAN LIKE ALL OF US

deku

Not partners

Raccoon Eyes <3

I’M BACK AND I HEAD DENKS SPILLED THE BEANS

Pink Cheeks <3

WAIT MINA YOU KNEW

Raccoon Eyes <3

I’M THE ONE THAT NAMED THEM PARTNERS~

Invisible Extra <3

AND YOU DIDN’T TELL US?!

deku

Not partners. Not her place to tell even if we were

small fry

howthe hel do midoriya have more game thn me?

i cant get 1how can he get 2

Ponytail

1. Everyone should put their phones away and pay attention to the match. Kaminari is trying their best against Iida and Iida is trying his best against Kaminari. We need to give them the utmost respect. 

2. Whether congratulations or “tea” is in order or not, everyone needs to respect Midoriya and Kaminari’s privacy. Whether they’re partners or not they deserve the same respect as anyone else when it comes to relationship privacy.

And 3. Shut the Fuck up Mineta. No one wants to hear from you. 

(4. I guess. The reason why is because the boys outnumber the girls 2:1 and most of the girls are either in relationships, relationship adverse, or are lesbian)

deku

👏👏👏

Raccoon Eyes <3

👏👏👏

ears

👏

Tape Face <3

👏👏👏

Frenchy~

👏👏👏👏👏~

Oui, extra applause to make up for Jiro’s measly single clap 👏👏👏~

Pink Cheeks <3

👏👏👏

small fry

I’m tellin mr aizawa u cant talk tome like tht

Ponytail

Thank you for the applause. But my point still stands. Shut up Mineta and everyone pay attention to the matches. 

<< Ponytail > has locked the chat for < 00:00:30:00 >>

SFX

Pinky

I’D CONGRATS YOU IN THE CLASS CHAT BUT ITS STILL LOCKED LOL

CONGRATS ON YOUR WIN!!!

Toshi

congratulations <3

Denks (she/they)

THANK YOUUUUU !!!

I TOTALLY THOUGH HE WAS GONNA WIN BUT I TOTALLY OUTSMARTED HIM !!!

Zuzu

We’re so proud of you <3

Toshi

now anyone wanna explain why the class 1a chat is locked?

did someone piss off eraserhead?

Zuzu

Haha no!

Pinky

DENKS TOTALLY ANNOUNCED THAT SHES SEE YOU TWO AS BF’S

IT WAS SO CUTE

Denks (she/they)

Well we are partners 😉

Zuzu

asjklgneosd

No

Nonono

Not

No

Um

Toshi

lol ss?

Pinky

Oh yeah! One secc~

<< Pinky > uploaded 6 images >

Toshi

ok first of all how tf did you manage to make it pink and white

the default is a boring grey

i want mine black and purple

Pinky

Settings~

And a little poking around in the code with Zuzu’s help~

Toshi

oh my kami

…

um

…

i think i’m about to take a page out of denks handbook

Denks (she/they)

Oh ? What handbook ?

Toshi

zu.

Zuzu

Uh oh

Toshi

hello my name is hitoshi and i’m gay please marry me

Denks (she/they)

HAHAHAHAHA

Pinky

BAHAHAHA

Zuzu

I’m muting this chat now

Pinky

He’s bright pink, Toshi. Like. Pinker than me pink.

And he powered off his phone lol

Toshi

*deep breaths tosh deep breaths*

lol

anyway back to the screenshots

Pinky

Lmao~

Toshi

i have questions

Pinky

I gotta go beat Tokoyami so ask away and I’ll get back to them~

Denks (she/they)

GOOD LUCK QUEEN !! YOU GOT THIS

Toshi

gl :) 

denks one question for you then i’ll just ask pinky questions later

does ponytail know you’re genderfluid?

Denks (she/they)

I don’t think so ? What makes you think so ?

Toshi

she called you “they” and avoided gendered words

Pinky

Oh Yaomomo is just observant

We used “they/them” pronouns for Denks in the class chat

And she probably noticed Denks using “partner” and played along

I’m very openly gay so she probably figured the “partners” was for Denki’s sake

She’s our class vice rep

Toshi

i am very confused

pinky are you not getting ready to fight?

i am watching you on the field right now

i can almost hear denks malfunctioning rn

Pinky

Oh sorry

This is Zuzu

My phone actually died

Comedic timing and all

Lol

Mina gave me her phone while shes down on the field

Denks (she/they)

I even watched her do it and I still forgot she did it

Toshi

lol

Pinky

Do you have any other questions?

Toshi

none that are super important

…

zu?

um

izuku…

Pinky

Yeah?

Toshi

please don’t read my dms with pinky

Pinky

pfft I won’t!

I’m just using the DMs with myself and this chat

I respect Mina and I won’t read anything else

Pinky promise

Denks (she/they)

Why the DMs with yourself ?

Pinky

Oh cuz my phone died

So I can’t use my analysis chat to break down fights 

Toshi

analysis chat?

Pinky

Oh look, the match is starting!

Chapter Text

SFX

Pinky

I can’t believe I lost!

I totally thought I had Toko beat!

Toshi

you did a good job regardless pinky. i don't think i would’ve been able to beat him

Denks (she/they)

Yeah !! You totally had him on the ropes the hole time !!

Toshi

(oh my kami she’s being so cute i don’t have it in me to correct her)

Denks (she/they)

correct me on what ?

Toshi

nothing you precious angel

Pinky

This is pandering and not fair in the slightest!

Toshi

shut it pinky

denks is too perfect to ever do anything wrong

Pinky

Kami you’re head over heels

Denks (she/they)

I’m so lost ;-;

Toshi

don’t worry about it

Pinky

Toshi’s just having a gay crisis because he’s too in love with you to tell you that you used the wrong version of whole

Denks (she/they)

huh ?

oh ! I guess I did !

Pinky

It's truly a tragedy that Zuzu’s phone died ;)

Toshi

…tell him to meet me down in waiting room two

we can share a phone

Denks (she/they)

aww ! I wish I had thought of that that's so cute !

purple bf gonna cuddle green bf <3

Pinky

AWW YOU RIGHT DENKS

Toshi

goodbye

i hate it here

Class 1-A

Glasses

You fought valiantly, Ashido. Good try. Congratulations, Tokoyami.

Good luck to you, @”kacchan” and @Shitty Hair <3

“kacchan”

i don’t need luck you shitty glasses

i’m gonna fucking win

Shitty Hair <3

Thanks Iidabro!

Glasses

It is good to see your confidence, Bakugou. I need to go so I won’t be watching the rest of the festival but good luck to @Dunceface and @Fumikage Tokoyami . 

And @deku I know you talk to Shinsou so can you wish him luck on his match as well?

Raccoon Eyes <3

Izus phone died so I’ll tell Toshi good luck for him from you :)

Glasses

Many thanks, Ashido. I will see you all Monday.

Dunceface

Why you leaving ? Whats wrong ?

Raccoon Eyes <3

^ Diddo question

hobo

he doesn’t need to tell you

Ponytail

I agree with sensei. Iida be safe and good luck.

hobo

phones away before i lock this chat. pay attention to the games

<< hobo > left the chat >

UA Staff Chat

no.

nedzu.

Rat God

Son.

no.

permission to name this chat to “demon wranglers”?

Mmmic

Seconded!!

All Might

Vetoed. That is inappropriate.

Rat God

It is funny though~

Any other ideas, Aizawa-kun?

no.

no

All Might

Well I do not approve. It is terribly inappropriate and I will not stand for it.

r.34

good thing you’re sitting then~

All Might

You all are so completely inappropriate. Are you paying no mind to the match?

Mmmic

No! The mic is muted~

We all know exactly how this match is going to go anyway

r.34

If “kacchan” was here he’d name All Might “inappropriate” lol

Mmmic

OMK you’re so right lol

Rat God

Maybe after the sports festival and after dorms are ready we can revisit the idea of renaming this chat room because I definitely feel that you all will hate your children once they’re in the dorms :)

no.

i’m so not excited

Mmmic

I AM

I SO FREAKING AM

no.

you don’t have hero brats

Mmmic

You say that as if I’m not gonna be at your place 90% of the time lol

no.

don’t make me regret marrying you

Rat God

Aizawa-kun, son, it's for tax benefits, remember?

no.

oh yeah i guess

All Might

Ugh. What happened to marrying for love? Tax benefits my ass.

no.

I’m going to give you this answer once and only once and if I have to repeat myself I’m going to be very angry.

I feel no attraction to anyone. I do not feel love. Hizashi is genderfluid. He doesn’t want to marry for love because he’s afraid of getting shoved aside.

I care greatly for Hizashi and he is my entire world but that doesn’t mean I don’t love him as he is, even if there's no real “Love”.

I married him because he is my best friend in the entire universe and I can’t imagine going through life without him. 

Just because it wasn’t a traditional marriage doesn’t mean it's worth any less.

Got it?

Mmmic

aww you’re such a romantic~

(she btw)

r.34

Lol he’s not romantic though

Mmmic

lol thats the joke

no.

i’m so fucking sorry Zashi… i swear i didn’t mean to

Mmmic

It’s okay love~ Promise

All Might

Why are you apologizing to him?

And just so you know your whole “explanation” is complete bullshit. There's no such thing as marrying for anything other than love.

no.

i’m not having this conversation right now. It’s almost time for the next match.

<< no. > has locked the chat for < 00:01:30:00 >>

Class 1-A

<< hobo > has joined the chat >

Ponytail

Welcome back Sensei!

hobo

congratulations bakugou for the /completely surprising/ win

you did well kirishima.

Shitty Hair <3

Thank you sensei!

“kacchan”

eat shit old man

Ponytail

Bakugou!!

<< hobo > has locked the chat for < 00:01:30:00 >>

hobo

mmm peace and quiet

<< hobo > has left the chat >

Direct Messaging: Shouta Aizawa and Hitoshi Shinsou

Shouta Aizawa

are you about to win the sports festival out of pure spite at this point? because you know you don’t have to, right? i know i told midoriya not to tell you but i know he did. 

Hitoshi Shinsou

yes

because i know my final match is going to be bakubitch and he used to hurt izu and i don’t like bullies

Shouta Aizawa

i’m so proud

Hitoshi Shinsou

izu says hes really really sorry for telling lol

Shouta Aizawa

eh i can’t be mad i knew it would happen

is he with you?

Hitoshi Shinsou

yeah his phone died so he’s in my waiting room with me

Shouta Aizawa

okay. give him a charger if you have one. 

see you later for celebrations?

Hitoshi Shinsou

you got it

:) 

Shouta Aizawa

:) 

problem child

SFX

Pinky

TOSHI

TOSHIIIIII

Denks (she/they)

Ehhehe i’m in danger ~

Toshi

nah no danger denks. but i will be winning just fyi

my fists have a date with a bully named kacchan

Pinky

Wait what?!?!?!

Toshi

bakubitch was izus bully in middle school. i really really want to punch him

Denks (she/they)

Um… valid. 

But I won’t let you win easy !!

Pinky

Yes you will~

Simp

Denks (she/they)

I’m nOT a SimP

Toshi

You’re adorable Denks~

Pinky

c-caps?

Toshi

OH sorry its Zuzu lol!

Tosh left to go stretch and prepare for his match

GOOD LUCK DENKS

You got these!~

Denks (she/they)

THANKS GREEN BF <3

Toshi

anjflakfaw dENKS nO

Pinky

Pfft i can’t not see Toshi saying that since you’re using his phone

Toshi

Lmao

Hello my name is Hitoshi and I’m an edgy edgelord who loves Denks very much :) 

Pinky

PFFT HAHAHA

Toshi

Ok but consider:

Yellow and Purple look amazing together~

Pinky

OMK you’re so right though

But hear me out:

Yellow + Purple + Green

Toshi

Why green?

Pinky

Zuzu baby are you dumb?

Toshi

Probably? 

Pinky

You’re green

Toshi

OMK MINA NO

Pinky

MINA YES

Toshi

MINA NO

Pinky

MINA YES

NOW STOP FIGHTING ME AND WATCH YOUR PARTNERS

Toshi

Not partners >:( 

Pinky

You’re adorable babe

SFX

Denks (she/they)

I tried !! Its okay !! 

Toshi gonna win the whole thing !!

Pinky

Hell yeah!!!

Toshi

sorry denks

you did a good job at first but i caught you off guard

zuzu says hes really proud of you

Pinky

OH YEAH

Don’t read up~

Toshi

motherfuc-

@dad come pick me up im scared

Denks (she/they)

PFFT YES !! I LOVE IT ALL

Zuzu

I LIVE BITCHES!

Pinky

ZUZU!

Denks (she/they)

:o izu swear 📸

Toshi

i would like to file this as my resignation from being friends with you dumbasses

Zuzu

Damn~ Tosh don’t love us anymore Denks

Denks (she/they)

*sniffles*

Zuzu

Oh no Tosh you’re making Denks cry!

Toshi

fuck um denks im sorry i take it back

Denks (she/they)

YAY

Pinky

:) weaponized tears my beloved

Zuzu

fr

I’ve taught her well~

Toshi

i hate you

Zuzu

Love you too~

Now! Good luck against kacchan!!

Toshi

thanks

SFX

Zuzu

CONGRATULATUONS TOSHIIII

YOU WONNNN

YAYYYYY

FUCKING STICK IT TO KACCHAN

FINALLYYYYYYY

AAJKLGNLDKNFEQ

(*dies in gay*)

Pinky

CONGRATSSSS!!!

I’M SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU IN CLASS!!!

(*buries zuzu in a gay flag*)

Denks (she/they)

AHHHHHHHH

MY PURPLE BF IS SO FORKING AMAZING

I LOVE YOU TOSHI

I’M SO HAPPY

( * climbs into the coffin with zuzu and dies too * )

Toshi

eh easy dubs

Zuzu

(*is dead*)

Pinky

(*is holding a gay AF funeral*)

Toshi

ok you’re being weird again

Zuzu

Lol 

Sorry

I’m just so excited

You won!

Toshi

i got to go but thanks

<3

Chapter Text

Class 1-A

hobo

Congratulations @everyone on your efforts in the sports festival. You all did very well.

Glasses

Thank you Sensei. It was an honor to fight against my classmates and students in other tracks. 

“kacchan”

I still should’ve won.

That gen ed fucker cheated.

hobo

Thank you for the good transition to my next set of points, Bakugou. 

Number One. Don't call him that. He did not cheat.

Secondly. @small fry .

You’re expelled. Don’t bother showing up to school Monday. Your badge was revoked effective half an hour ago. 

Stay the fuck out of my class and if you harrass another one of my students, or any woman for that matter, you’ll feel my wrath. Your track record is being sent to all the hero schools in and out of the country. 

small fry

but sensie thts not fair. u cn”t do that

<< ”kacchan” > has changed < small fry > name to < trashcan >>

“kacchan”

Finally :) 

I may hate the stupid fucking “kacchan names” but i’ve been waiting to do that for so long

Raccoon Eyes <3

OH MY KAMI THANK YOU

Invisible Extra <3

THANK YOU!!

OH I CAN’T BELIEVE IT

Ponytail

Thank you so much Aizawa-Sensei. This really means a lot to all of us

Pink Cheeks <3

*sobbing sounds*

Frogger

thank you sensei

trashcan

sensei u cna’t let thm get awaywith this

Pink Cheeks <3

Why? You’ve hurt so many of us and you harassed all of us

Frogger

and don’t mind if I jump in and mention the fact that you looked up Toru’s skirt.

deku

hE DID FUCKING WHat

Shitty Hair <3

Ehehe i read that wrong right?

deku

Our chats are glitching right?

Shitty Hair <3

I sure as fuck hope so

“kacchan”

grape fucker better never show his face again

or he won’t have a face ever again

hobo

As much as I’m enjoying this I do have other business to get to so if you don’t mind

<< hobo > has banned < trashcan > from the chat >

hobo

Ok :) 

Next order of business

<< hobo > has added < Hitoshi Shinsou > to the chat >

“kacchan”

What the fuck is mind fuck doing here

deku

No freakin way

Thats so not fair!

You got a kacchan name without ever having ever said anything in chat!

Raccoon Eyes <3

Truly Toshi is the most powerful

“kacchan”

The fuck deku? Raccoon eyes? You dumbasses know this shitty mind fucker?

Hitoshi Shinsou

i would appreciate it if you didn’t call izuku and pinky dumbasses

<< Hitoshi Shinsou > has changed their name to < mind fuck >>

mind fuck

only i get to do that

Pink Cheeks <3

Deku, why do you know him? Why would you be friends with him?

Frogger

It's not very nice to try and gatekeep friendships, Ochaco.

Pink Cheeks <3

Oh! Sorry! I didn’t mean to I promise!!

I just mean like cuz he beat you

And all that…

deku

OH!

Old news!

Water under the bridge!

Don’t worry!

Raccoon Eyes <3

B’sides~

deku

Shhh

mind fuck

izu i don’t like your nickname

hobo

i’m glad someone else sees an issue with the nicknames. although i don’t like yours now either

mind fuck

eh

i’ve been called worse

hobo

… i know

mind fuck

you? know? 

(hey @deku whos hobo)

deku

ummmm

@Raccoon Eyes <3

You get it

Raccoon Eyes <3

Nope! @Dunceface not it!

Dunceface

@Ponytail :) u got this !

Ponytail

Nah this tagging game is fun lets just…

<< Ponytail > has added < Hizashi Yamada > to the chat >

Ponytail

@Hizashi Yamada you can explain!

Hizashi Yamada

Huh?

hobo

why? 

Hizashi Yamada

HAHAHA SHOU

mind fuck

wait

wait

wait

no

nonono

fuck

Hizashi Yamada

HAHAHA TOSHI

THIS IS PERFECT

<< mind fuck > has left the chat >

<< hobo > has added < Hitoshi Shinsou > to the chat >

hobo

you can’t escape me :) 

Hitoshi Shinsou

NOOOO

deku

:o 

@Raccoon Eyes <3 @Dunceface

Caps

Raccoon Eyes

:o 

Dunceface

:o 

Hizashi Yamada

Lmao are you the SFX chat?

Midoriya, Ashido, and Kaminari right?

deku

…whos askin

Hizashi Yamada

Lol I’m just glad you all are good to Shinsou

Pink Cheeks <3

Whats SFX?

Raccoon Eyes <3

No idea!

Dunceface

Lol !!

Hizashi Yamada

Oops!~

Anyway! This is the legendary Class 1-A chat!

Hitoshi Shinsou

i take it back i don’t wanna be a hero anymore. i want to untransfer

Pink Cheeks <3

I’m so lost rn

Ponytail

Same?

deku

Tosh!

You don’t mean that

Right?

Please tell me its a joke

<< Hitoshi Shinsou > has changed their name to < mind fuck >>

mind fuck

i wont…

for now >:(

sfx i’ll explain

Hizashi Yamada

Aw Toshi you wound me!

Pinks Cheeks <3

Aw I wanna know! I’m so confused!

ears

why’s mic-sensei here?

Hizashi Yamada

Lemme guess. Jiro?

ears

yep

why are you here?

Hizashi Yamada

Eh! I was summoned by… Ponytail? Who I assume is Yaoyorozu?

Ponytail

You got it

Tape Face <3

Do you have a kacchan name?

Hizashi Yamada

HA I wish!

Shou and Toshi and even Midnight have one! I never got the chance to get one

Tape Face <3

Oh we need to change that :) 

@”kacchan”

Invisible Extra <3 

:) @”kacchan”

Pink Cheeks <3

@”kacchan”

“kacchan”

Fuck you’re all so fucking annoying.

If loud ass and all you useless extras don’t leave me the fuck alone i’m going to kill you all. 

Especially you three fucking flex tape and kirby and fucking who the fuck are you

Fuck you all

Fuck everyone here

<< ”kacchan” > has left the chat >

Hizashi Yamada

Yikes

hobo

I give up. This class can be your problem now Yamada.

<< hobo > has left the chat >

Invisible Extra <3

Oh my Kami

@Raccoon Eyes <3 @deku

Pink Cheeks <3

NEW KACCHAN NAMESSSSS!!!

Tape Face <3

I can’t decide which is better! 

Tape face or flex tape!

Pink Cheeks <3

KIRBY!!!

deku

Omk this is amazing!

mind fuck

lol

<< Hizashi Yamada > has changed their name to < Loud Ass <3 >>

Loud Ass <3

Its so perfect!

Pink Cheeks <3

Ikr! He’s so good at naming people!

<< Pink Cheeks <3 > has changed their name to < Kirby <3 >>

Kirby <3

Even if they’re sometimes… less than super nice?

Loud Ass <3

I can understand why Shou doesn’t like the names sometimes but seriously though

They’re so funny lmao!

<< Invisible Extra <3 > has changed their name to < Who? <3 >>

Who? <3

This is so much better than being an extra lol!

Tape Face <3

Guysssss which is better?

ears

flex tape

Kirby <3

I like flex tape! Its cute!

Frenchy~

Oui, you have no tape on your face so your tape being flexible makes more sense

Loud Ass <3

I agree! Unless you get Phil Swift as a nickname then Flax Tape is pretty damn good!

Tape Face <3

Trues!

<< Tape Face <3 > has changed their name to < Flex Tape <3 >>

Ponytail

We build our army of loyal kacchan specialty followers 🙂

Loud Ass <3

I’m totally making this my username in the staff chat lol

Other question though. Is Aizawa usually okay with one of his students not being in the chat?

Glasses

No. We need to add him back immediately.

Ponytail

No.

Let him cool down first. Aizawa-Sensei will add him back tomorrow or something

It’ll be okay.

Loud Ass <3

OK! I trust you all!

Kirby <3

Where’d deku go?

Are they really hiding from us all in some special stupid exclusive chat?

This really isn’t fair

Frogger

Ochaco its okay. Its okay for people to have things you’re not a part of

Kirby <3

But this is deku we’re talking about! He’s my best friend! Maybe more. I should be in the chat

Loud Ass <3

Uraraka. Asui Is correct. Its okay for there to be things you’re not in.

Besides. Dokusengata doesn’t look good on you

Kirby <3

I’m not a yandere!

But… I understand what you mean. I just don’t like being left out of things…

Loud Ass <3

I bet you could PM Midoriya and he’d let you know what's going on :) 

--

UA Staff Chat

Rat God

Very well done with the sports festival, everyone! It was a resounding success! Shouta-kun, how was it introducing your class to Shinsou?

<< no. > uploaded 2 images >

no.

lol

Rat God

Oh that is wonderful~ ;)

I feel this will be an incredible semester

And your wife?

no.

i left her in charge of class 1-A. its incredible chaos.

don’t worry though i’m sitting beside her on the couch and keeping a passive eye on class.

<< Mmmic > has changed their name to < Loud Ass <3 >>

Loud Ass <3

:) 

I have been gifted a kacchan name

Rat God

Oh that is perfectly appropriate :) 

Loud Ass <3

Oh absolutely~

All Might

Excuse the interruption but what is a kacchan name? If it is the name that Present Mic set as his nickname it is inappropriate. And Aizawa, are you not gay? Why do you have a wife? Are you cheating openly on your husband? Finally is there a point to this messaging? Some of us would like to enjoy our weekends.

Loud Ass <3

Oh no. Shou are you cheating on me?

All Might

Oh how disgraceful. You are cheating on your husband while he’s in the chat?

r.34

Yagi. This has been explained to you before.

no.

don’t 

Let me take care of this, Nem.

All Might

Yes, what do you have to say for yourself? You’re going to make your husband hurt. I bet he’s crying right now.

<< no. > has removed < Loud Ass <3 > from the chat >

no.

First. My WIFE is only crying because you’re being a dick to HER. SHE is in this chat and SHE is reading every word you’re writing.

Second. SHE is genderfluid. This has been explained to you many times. Zashi has days where SHE is more feminine and uses feminine pronouns.

Thirdly. I would NEVER cheat on my partner. No matter what. She means the world to me and I hold her near to my heart. No matter if this makes me gay, straight, or anything in between. Zashi is the most precious thing in the world to me and I wouldn’t trade her for anything.

All Might

You don’t even love him. Clearly.

Rat God

Yagi I urge you to shut up. Right now. You don’t need an angry Aizawa at your doorstep. Especially not now that he’s an overprotective father and husband whose wife you just insulted and treated less than human.

pew pew man

Let’s lighten this convo’ yeah? Whatzup, bossman?

Rat God

Thank you, Austin. This is about the dorms. Aizawa-kun, I trust you’ll tell Zashi-chan?

no.

Of course. She’s reading over my shoulder.

All Might

Why not just add him back to the chat.

Don’t want him to know about your cheating?

Rat God

Respectfully, Yagi, shut the hell up.

In regards to the dorms though. We’ll announce them Monday when class is back in session and students will be given two weeks. Monday announcements then the following Monday they will have off for two days, Monday and Tuesday, to give them a three day weekend to get prepared to move. 

Deadline for moving for the hero courses will be two Mondays from now. The other courses will be one month from Monday.

Will this be acceptable for everyone? Of course more conversation will happen over the weekend but this is the basis for the plan.

pew pew man

Works for myself ‘nd Nemmie. We ok to tell our daughter or wait for Monday?

no.

Works for me and Zashi. Same question though. Can we tell Shinsou?

And Zashi wants me to double check that its okay for Shinsou to tell his friends because its bound to happen.

Rat God

That is fine for all of you. Just please try and keep this tight knit.

no.

FOR THE RECORD I USED THE WORD “PARTNERS” NOT “FRIENDS”

Rat God

Haha. Alright Zashi-chan ;)

The answer is still yes

no.

Thank you oh great and powerful Rat God~ 🙇😉

--

SFX

Zuzu

Ok Toshi you promised us an explanation.

Toshi

…yeah

Pinky

Why did Yamada-sensei joining freak you out so much?!?! And who’s Shou!?!

<< Denks (she/they) > has changed their name to < Denks (he) >>

Denks (he)

Shou is Yamada-sensei’s husband Shouta

AKA Shouta Aizawa-sensei

:) 

Pinky

Firstly- thank you <3

And secondly- OMK WHAT?!

Toshi

how… do you know that?

Denks (he)

DMs with Yamada-sensei ? She and I keep in touch lots. We’re the only two fluids that we know of :) 

Toshi

…ok yeah he’s telling the truth. todays zashi’s she day…

Pinky

ZASHI?!

Denks (he)

Lol you dug yourself into a hole there purple bf :) 

Toshi

i…

hhh can we just not talk about this?

Pinky

HELLS NO!

I demand answers

Denks (he)

Zuzu ? you’ve been real quiet

Pinky

Yeah… you ok?

Zuzu

Hitoshi…

Are you in a relationship with Aizawa and Yamada?

Toshi

No

I swear to Kami

Absolutely not.

They’re my foster parents.

Denks (he)

Wait what ?

Pinky

Sensei is your dad?!?

Toshi

not yet…

but i promise zu. i have eyes for only people my age

Denks (he)

Off topic :P

Toshi~ what title does Yamada use ? Dad or mom or something else ? 

Toshi

she’s mama regardless of pronouns that day

Pinky

AWWWW!

Zuzu

how.

Toshi

how what?

Zuzu

you messaged me the day before the sports fest and you didn’t know who aizawa was

Toshi

ok so… this is gonna be a lot and probably sound super fake.. please be patient with me…

i’ve been in the foster system since i was 6.

maybe three months ago the system got put under review for reports of them abusing quirkless and villainous quirked individuals

as a villainous quirked individual myself i got put under charge of a police detective temporarily.

the day before the sports festival he asked me if i could have my ideal parents who would they be

as a joke i said eraserhead since we had just been talking about him like half an hour earlier

to which he told me that if i was serious then eraser was actually actively involved in this case and he was more than happy to take someone in with his partner

so i jumped on the opportunity

they took me in that same day and we spent the evening and morning getting to know each other before heading off to the sports festival

shouta never actually told me i was getting added to the 1a chat and he refuses to talk about the chat itself so i didn’t know he was “hobo”