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All gay some straight gc

Toru: so that's how i walked in on Koda talking to Butterflies 

Koda: you didn't walk IN on me exactly. You overheard it bc my door was half open and you didn't bother to walk away 

Toru: babe, u had ur door open. Stop putting this on me? 

Koda: how am i???? What?? 

Toru: exactly, im just as confused as u are. I mean, who leaves doors open in 21th century? 

Koda: im-???? 

Ashido: no but how cute is it that you were talking to butterflies :') 

Toru: YES bc he said and i quote 'i had a really good day today, i had fun with my friends and ate the best cake ever' LIKEEEEE

Eijirou: BROOOOO

Denki: BROOOOO 

Sato: well thank you for the compliment koda

Koda: ......You're welcome 

Izuku: imagine talking to animals and stuff. How cool is that

Hanta: bro u literally got one as a boyfriend 

Ochako: jail. j a i l 

Shouto: katsuki is like a very aggressive breed of Pomeranian that only listens to his owner

Tsu: im guessing the owner in question is Izuku

Jirou: obviously, who else would be able to tame the wild creature. 

Katsuki Bakugou is online

Katsuki: you shitheads know i get the notifications right? 

Jirou: you never check them anyways so we might as well talk shit about u

Katsuki: as if any of you could talk shit about me in FRONT of me. Pussy behavior 

Jirou: want me to come to ur dorm rq? I've got some things I've wanted to say, I'm sure I'll be able to tell u a word or two 

Katsuki: bring. It. On. 

Iida: istg if anything explodes in the next 24 hours I'll personally make sure everyone responsible will pay for it. And I'll make sure it'll be a painful punishment.

Denki: that was kinda hot ngl

Izuku: hot. Okay Denki 

Ochako: right????? 

Eijirou: i swear something tingles in my body every time he says punishment 

Ochako: RIGHT?????

Toru: Tsu? When was this? 

Tsu: ???

Toru: since when is ur gf simping over our class prez? 

Tsu: since forever? 

Tsu: and yk what? I can't really blame her. Go for it babe

Ashido: no but fr

Ashido: daddy Iida hits diff

Ochako: RIIIGHTT?!??

Iida: can i have a normal day in this class? Can i live? 

Ojiro: no u cannot 

Tokoyami: it's always dark in here buddy 

Katsuki: can u not thirst over our class prez? It's disgusting 

Denki: we had to endure eight months of you mourning about Izuku not liking you back. I think we get to have a lil fun

Izuku: lil u say. 

Denki: yes? 

Izuku: are u SURE ure little fun wasnt a BIG one? 

Denki: umm??? Yeah?? 

Izuku: oh okay :) 

Denki: should i be scared? 

Hanta: i would, if i were u

Izuku: why? Do u have a reason to be scared? 

Denki: You're scaring me. Stop 😭

Izuku: oh sorry, i didn't mean to :)

Ashido: you're just jealous of Iida's big dick energy @Katsuki  

Katauki: EXCUSE ME?

Jirou: you're excused shortcake 

Shoji: from what i hear, Bakugou definitely got the big dick energy. 

Katsuki: HEAR THAT FUCKERS? 

Katsuki: wait

Katsuki: what the fuck

Katsuki: where tf you hear that????

Shoji: i don't got this many ears for nothing.

Tokoyami: exactly what do you mEAN by that 

Shoji: i mean, that i have a very good hearing 

Shoji: i can practically hear everything that's happening in the hundred meter radius.

Shoji: so basically. I hear everything on my floor if its loud enough 

Hanta: say sike rn

Eijirou: oh God

Ashido: WHAT in the name of sweet All might 

Hanta: bro

Hanta: u fr rn?

Shoji: pretty much, yeah. Thought u all knew

Denki: no we definitely DID NOT. WTF 

Shoji: oh well. I guess now u do 

Shoji: it all makes sense now tho

Ochako: what makes sense EXACTLY 

Shoji: i always wandered why Tokoyami cried over romance movies so loud when he knew i could hear. 

Izuku: TOKOYAMI WHAT? 

Tokoyami: this is a flase information and i do not confirm anything. 

Shoji: the last thing he cried over was handsome devil.

Shoji: i could even hear him recording himself crying and saying how awful world is.

Ochako: NO BC I CRIED SO MUCH ON THAT MOVIE TOO. 

Tokoyami: i do not approve of this. 

Shoji: well excuse me for having a quirk that makes me listen to ur 3 am breakdowns.

Shoji: trust me. I'm just as happy about it as you are 

Shouto: when u say u hear everything going on the floor.....

Shoji: if u wanna know if i have heard u phone sex Sero then yes, i have. And believe me, it was one of the most painful things i had to hear after Kami singing in the shower AND I've heard Ojiro wax his tail so u can imagine how traumatizing it was. 

Shouto: oh cool 

Ojiro: U HEARD THAT? 

Ochako: sweetie, i think everyone in the UA heard that 

Ojiro: I'm never fucking trusting Mina ever again 

Ashido: not my fault u believed me

Ojiro: U TOLD ME U READ IT WAS GONNA HELP ME HOLD ONTO THINGS TIGHTER. 

Ashido: well i LIED. 

Ojiro: THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRSUT ISSUES 

Ochako: 💀💀💀

Denki: wait a damn minute 

Denki: what do u have against my singing?!? 

Denki: NO. WHAT DO U HAVE AGAINST TAYLOR SWIFT?! 

Izuku: maybe he has smth against u.

Izuku: have u ever thought abt that? Hm Denki? 

Denki: 😭😭😭 @Katsuki what kinda demon took over ur boyfriend today. Wtf. 

Katsuki: i have no fucking idea. 

Shoji: i have absolutely nothing against Taylor Swift. I just wish i could chop all my ears off whenever u try to hit that high note in blank space. Ariana grande wannabe bitch. 

Shoji: and yk what's the funny part? He never stops until he gets the note right. Which he NEVER does and it just continues forever. 

Ochako: I'm ascended 

Eijirou: bro I'm sorry but i think i just snorted my lungs out 

Shoji: yeah, definitely heard that one

Ashido: where have u been all my life. All the things we could've done together 😭😭

Shoji: i feel like somehow i just made my life ten times more complicated 

Iida: oh you definitely did

Ojiro: u just basically signed a suicidal note

Tokoyami: definitely joined the darkest side of the class. 

Ashido: okay rUDE

Izuku: can i just say something. I'm gonna be real quick. I just wanna confirm smth. 

Izuku: Shoji, are u saying u've heard me and kacchan...you know 

Shoji: yes, i have heard u having sex with Bakugou midorya 

Izuku: oh God? 

Izuku: i feel like i should be embarrassed but after all the stuff Denki and Sero has done together i can't really bring myself to care? 

Shoji: oh, you don't know half the things they've done.

Hanta: umm?? The slander???

Denki: exactly?? AND ESPECIALLY IZUKU! We do not tolerate 

Shoji: i did not tolerate you two drunk watching funny animal videos either but i still had to hear Kami laughing so hard he had to throw up on the mattress. 

Shoji: and Sero, that sweet soul, instead of helping him, laughed so hard he fell off the bed.

Hanta: NO BC I FELT THAT PAIN IN MY BACK FOR A WHOLE ASS WEEK. 

Denki: am i the problem here? 

Katsuki: yes

Izuku: yes

Jirou: yes 

Shoji: jirou do u honestly want to go there? 

Jirou: go where...

Sato: i don't think we want to find out

Shoji: i don't think so either 

Jirou: did i just got blackmailed? 

Ashido: SHOJI WHERE HAVE U BEEN ALL MY LIFE 

shoji: well, you would definitely notice me if you weren't so busy thirsting over Hatsume 

Tsu: oop. Girly, he got you there 

Eijirou: I KNEW U HAD A THING FOR HER

Ashido: I LITERALLY DO NOT. I just appreciate her as a hero and a person.

Momo: i call bullshit 

Eijirou: no but we gotta admit she's got some Pretty amazing skills. She’s totally manly 

Ashido: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Momo: well well, what does a truth detector has to say about this? Oh let's see, it says BULLSHIT 

Iida: not you interfering in this pile of complicated situations caused by mentally ill 17 year old teenagers. 

Ochako: love when he talks dirty to me 

Hanta: girl, you are not special. It's a group dirty talk 

Eijirou: i imagine it's just for me. Makes me feel special 

Denki: you should hear him when he personally comes to ME to scold me for my bad behavior. I'm one 'you're such a bad boy' away from officially giving in

Izuku: AHAHAHAHA URE SO FUNNY KAMI

Izuku: im sending this to Hitoshi 

Denki: WHAT? WHAT DO U MEAN URE SENDING THIS TO HIM 

Izuku: i don't think i stuttered 

Denki: U CAN'T DO THAT

izuku: why not. 

Denki: BC im joking. OBVIOUSLY. DONT DO THAT. What if he thinks im serious 

Izuku: too late 

Denki: oh God. Hito is spamming me with bunch of question marks. 

Denki: and scissor emojis, which wtf,  but IZUKU WHY.

Izuku: he's ur friend isn't he? He deserves to know ur unholy thoughts. 

Denki: WHY HAVE U BEEN SO MEAN TODAY. 

Denki: what did i ever do to you

Izuku: bitch don't even TRY 

Iida: i feel like i just got objectified

Hanta: respectfully, u are the daddy material figure here

Toru: u thirsting in front of Shouto's salad? Is that acceptable in a good bf protocol? 

Hanta: I'm sure sho understands

Shouto: i literally had this wet dream about him one time. I can't blame him

Iida: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THIS 

Ojiro: u either file a restraining order or ignore it

Denki: can we shush for a bit? 

Denki: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID @Izuku

Izuku: U really don't know?

Denki: NO?

Izuku: you broke my all might figure's arm. 

Denki: NO I DID NOT 

Izuku: STOP LYING TO MY FACE. I KNOW U DID

Denki: U DONT KNOW ANYTHING. I DIDNT DO IT

Izuku: why you always lyin??!!?! Stop FUCKIN LYIN!!!

Denki: HOW do u know it was me. U got ZERO proof. 

Izuku: bc it was 'GLUED' together with a GUM. WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE DONE IT. 

Izuku: GUM??? REALLY?? LIKE?? REALLY?? U COULD HAVE AT LEAST PUT A LITTLE EFFORT IN IT

Denki: in my defense it was very hard to stick them together. I had to chew like 7 gums for it to work perfectly 

Jirou: and this is why humanity will get destroyed 

Hanta: i try to defend you everyday but u make it so hard sometimes 

Eijirou: bro even the manly won't do it for u rn

Ojiro: sometimes i wonder if i killed a puppy in my last life. What else could be the consequence of this disaster in my current life. 

Shoji: tell me about it 

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Private chat between Todoroki shouto and Aizawa  Shouta

Aizawa: no

Shouto: but u told me u would 

Aizawa: and now im saying i won't 

Shouto: u cannot do this. I'm sure this is against some kinda teacher protocol 

Aizawa: we do not have that here and even if we did, this is not against any protocol. I have a right to say no. This is somewhat free country 

Shouto: but u promised 

Aizawa: i wouldn't if i knew you'd make me do this

Aizawa: you literally came to me after class. Stared at me for forever, not saying a word, until i asked you what you wanted

Aizawa: and when i did, u gave me the most kitten eyes a Todoroki can muster and said 'can we please do something fun in the gc?' And u didn't leave until i agreed 

Aizawa: i personally think THAT'S against some student protocol and most definitely a violation of personal space. 

Shouto: but mr. Aizawa, Enji never did any of this stuff with me when i was a kid. You know, father-son fun things 

Aizawa: you are not playing this card right now child 

Shouto: what card? I don't have any cards

Aizawa: Jesus Christ. 

Aizawa: Why couldn't you go to some other teachers for this? Like Hizashi would be the best candidate. Why make me suffer?

Shouto: because it will be more entertaining with you doing it. Please Aizawa sensei. You know you've never been just my teacher, i always looked up to you as a person too. This would mean a lot. 

Aizawa: oh my God. I cannot believe im actually agreeing to this BUT okay. I'll do it, whatever. 

Aizawa: i don't get payed enough for this shit

Shoto: Oh, i could always pay you from Enji's credit card. It's not like the money is limited there or anything.

Aizawa: what did i ever do to deserve this 

Shouto: i don't understand what you mean but I'm sure you didn't do anything bad Mr. Aizawa :) 

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Private chat between shinsou Hitoahi and Shouto Todoroki

Shinsou: so you actually convinced him? 

Shouto: yes. 

Shinsou: H O W 

Shouto: it was not that difficult. Sometimes it comes in handy when you have an abusive asshole of a father as a hero who everybody hates. 

Shinsou: wow. Was that a trauma dump or just casually pointing out the obvious

Shouto: it was the latter but what's a trauma dump? 

Shinsou: nvm. Im too sleep deprived for this 

Shinsou: but like. the plan is in action?? 

Shouto: Mr. Aizawa did say he would do it so yes.

Shinsou: i cant believe u actually got him to say yes. I couldn't even get him to prank Hizashi with fake hickey thing. And he didn't even have to do anything. I was the one wearing it 

Shouto: hmmm interesting 

Shinsou: what is

Shouto: you wanna plan pranks with him. You call his husband Hizashi. U wanted to join in the prank i was pulling on him even tho we’re not that close

Shinsou: yeah? Bc i want to annoy him

Shouto: exactly. 

Shouto: sus

Shinsou: ur weird 

Shouto: u brainwash ppl for living. I don't think u can talk

Shinsou: okay valid 

Shinsou: also i got a question 

Shouto: yes? 

Shinsou: does Denki actually like your class prez? 

Shouto: even my boyfriend likes our class prez.

Shinsou: no like. In a romantic way. Like he's flirting with him yk 

Shouto: Denki flirts with anyone who breaths. I don't see ur point 

Shinsou: U G H. NOTHING. My point is nothing. 

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All gay some straight gc 

Katsuki: no bc the all might figures are even the uncharted territory for ME. Why the fuck would u even think breaking one of them would end well for u. In what world would Deku not shred u to pieces.

Denki: im hoping this one maybe?! The one where he loves me and cares for me? 

Izuku: EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND HOPE YOU'RE DEAD 

Tsu: you really shouldn't have broken that figure 

Jirou: sucks to suck. Wouldn't wanna be you 

Denki: HELLO? WHERE'S THE SUPPORT? THE PROTECTION SQUAD? 

Hanta: bro. I cannot protect you from this one. It's all you 

Ashido: i would rather not get in mido's way. Sorry kami 

Eijirou: sometimes it's manly to back off... 

Denki: THE BETRAYAL?!?!? 

Iida added Aizawa Shouta in the chat

Shoji: ???? 

Iida: sensei what's going on? Why did you ask me to add you in the chat? Is there something wrong? 

Aizawa: it's nothing for u to worry abt Iida. Calm Down.

Aoyama: my ass crack is tingling i dont think this is gonna end well

Ochako: IM SORRY UR WUT? 

Eijirou: bro 💀💀

Jirou: u should be more active in the class chat aoyama 

Aoyama: nah. Im active in the main one 

Hanta: this IS the main one?? 

Aoyama: oh mon ami. Such young soul

Denki: okay but why is Aiwaza sensei here and why did Shouto add him. Im scared.

Denki: if this is about me sneaking out while u were sleeping then I HAD REASONS OKAY? 

Aizawa: we're gonna talk about this later kaminari. But For now

Aizawa: Shouto todoroki 

Shouto: yes? 

Aizawa: let me ask you something and i want to get the honest answer okay? 

Shouto: yes?

Aizawa: did you sleep with your teacher?

Hanta: come again 

Izuku: EXCUSE ME WHAT 

Toru: no fucking way he didn't 

Ashido: LMFAO WHAT

Aizawa: im asking again. Todoroki did you sleep with your teacher 

Shouto: Mr. Vlad?

Aizawa: yes. Mr. Vlad 

Denki: shut up. SHUT UP 

Ojiro: OH SHIIIT 

Ashido: HOLY SHIT

Tsu: i cannot believe this is happening. Is this actually happening 

Ochako: iida looks like he's one breath away from fainting

Shouto: no i didn’t of course. Why would you even say that Aizawa sensei? 

Aizawa: oh child. But i have evidence 

Shouto: ….

Hanta: EVIDENCE? 

Sato: i think i dont really wanna know what kinda evidence there is

Ashido: holy fucking shit 

Hanta: what is going on rn. Someone wake me up 

Shoji: i cannot believe i wasn't able to hear about this. My life has no worth anymore. 

Tokoyami: and here i thought we couldn't go farther in the darkness 

Shouto: but that’s impossible. How did you even find it? 

Hanta: ahahahahahahhahahaahahahahah this is a joke right? 

Hanta: riGHT? 

katsuki: what in the everlasting fuck 

Ochako: OH MY GOD? 

Denki: SOMEONE TELL ME SHOUTO DID NOT BED OUR TEACHER 

Hanta: yeah, someone please tell me he did not 

Eijirou: well bro u see....

Aizawa: you're out of the UA 

Shouto: WHAT? 

Momo: oh God 

Ochako: SENSEI YOU CAN'T DO THAT 

Aizawa : i can and i will

Aizawa: Todoroki. You’re. Out.  

Shouto added shinsou Hitoshi to the chat 

Shouto: Shinsou. Please explain yourself? 

Tsu: whatever the hell is going on rn? 

Aizawa: Hitoshi? What are u doing here? 

Shinsou: oh 

Shinsou: so you found out Aizawa 

Aizawa: find out what 

Shinsou: i didn’t want it to happen like this. But i guess there’s no other way now

Eijirou: 😭😭wtf

Shinsou: I've got something to say

Aizawa: ....yes? 

Shinsou: Aizawa. It was me

Aizawa: what exactly do u mEAN it was yOU? 

Shinsou : it was not Todoroki. I'm the one who slept with our teacher 

Aizawa: WHAT

Denki: huh

Toru: my head is spinning 

ochako: i think we just walked in on the scandal of 2023

Izuku: HITOSHI U DID WHAT 

Shouto: told u it was not me

Hanta: i dont know what to say rn 

Jirou: i was pretty sure i knew but holy fuck what the hell 

Aoyama: no bc. This sounded so familiar but then the third party joined. Now I’m just plain confused.

Aoyama: still staying for the tea tho 

Aizawa: TODOROKI THIS IS NOT WHAT WE AGREED ON 

Shinsou: I'm sorry Aizawa. It just happened and i couldn't stop. 

Ochako: couldn't stop- 

Tsu: BOI WHAT U MEAN 

Aizawa: COULDN’T STOP? COULDN’T STOP WHAT EXACTLY? 

Aizawa: DOSE HIZASHI KNOW? DOES ANYONE KNOW? HITOSHI WHAT? 

Eijirou: u broke Aizawa sensei

Ochako: i dont think ive ever seen him type in caps lock

Denki: i think my mind just blanked out and made a scenario where Hitoshi apparently slept with our teacher lol. How awful is that. 

Jirou: Denki....

Denki: oh

Denki: so it was not a scenario 

Denki: i think im gonna go cry some and brb 

Shinsou: no, i havent told Hizashi. We didn't want to tell anyone yet. we wanted to do it on our own terms 

Denki: oh here comes the waterfalls 

Toru: iida's been so silent. I'm kinda scared 

Ochako: he's just sitting there, looking at the wall for the past five minutes.

Ochako: I'll give him five more and then I'll start to get worried. 

Tokoyami: isn't this like....somewhat illegal? 

Aizawa: U THINK? 

Aizawa: im not mentally stable for this. Nor am i physically stable for this. Nor emotionally. 

Denki: what did i ever do to deserve this

Shinsou: its NOT a big deal. We'll work it out together 

Denki: heart? Feelings? Who's that? Never heard of her

Momo: Oohh honey. Idk what's a big deal for YOU but this DEFINITELY is a big deal

Shoji: bet not as big as something other he's seen apparently

Katsuki: what the fuck

Jirou: shoji no

Ochako: JAIL 

Denki: just let me perish in my own misery won't u

Aizawa: hitoshi. Come to my room. Now kid! 

Aizawa: just. I need to make sure you’re okay first and then decide what to do. 

Aizawa: are u okay? You’re okay right? 

Aizawa: i definitely need to call Hizashi. I can’t think properly rn. 

Shouto: can i just say something?

Izuku: i dont think this is appropriate time for that Shouto 

Shouto: no no. I think this is the perfect time actually 

Ashido: no literally. Not now Shouto

Shouto: I'll just say that 

Shouto: you

Shouto: all

Shouto: got

Shouto: pranked! 

Ochako: uh..

Ashido: what

Tsu: lol 

Tsu: what

Eijirou : HUH 

Shouto: THIS WAS A PRANK and No students or teachers were harmed in the process. 

Shouto: well. Maybe Except Aizawa. He might have got harmed a little 

Aizawa: what do u mEAN a prank

Shouto: i pranked u Aizawa sensei :)

Aizawa: You pranked OUR prank? 

Shouto: basically, yeah

Eijirou: im extremely confused rn

Hanta: YOU'RE CONFUSED?!? Im fucking confused bro

Izuku: what is going on?!? 😭

Shouto: i pranked u all with Aizawa sensei. And then i pranked Aizawa sensei with Shinsou. 

Ashido: let me get this straight(the irony)Shouto pranked us with Aizawa and then he pranked Aizawa WITH Shinsou. 

Shouto: yeah, that's exactly what i just said. 

Ojiro: double homicide 

Jirou: WAS THIS THE JESSICA PRANK?!? 

Shinsou: yea

Jirou: I FUCKING KNEW IT. FUCK.

Jirou: i can’t believe i fell for this. 

Shinsou: it’s all thanks to mine and Todoroki’s great acting skills 

Shouto: why thank you 

Katsuki: ur acting skills were shit. We just got surprised 

Shinsou: sure, keep telling urself that blondie 

Katsuki: i fucking told u not to call me that u purple shithead 

Shinsou: and i said i didn’t care

Shinsou: anyways 

Shinsou: ngl this was fun 

Denki: SO U DIDNT SLEEP WITH VLAD?

Shinsou: no Denki, i did not. 

Denki: AND U DIDNT SEE ANYTHING BIG OF HIS? 

Shinsou: God forbid i did denks 

Denki: AND U ARENT TRYING TO GET WITH HIM? 

Shinsou: im not really into our teachers denki

Denki: oh 

Denki: cool

Denki: bc like, it's totally cool like. U do whatever u want yk. I just didn't want u expelled. I definitely didn't freak out over there or anything. Why would you even think that lol ahahahahahah 

Shinsou: okay Denks 

Denki: yeah okay. Cool

Katauki: istg if i have to read you say cool one more time I'll personally blast ur fingers off and make you eat it. 

Jirou: this is painful to watch 

Shoji: you're one to talk

Momo: what's that mean? 

Jirou: nOTHING.  IT MEANS N O T H I N G

Shinsou: Aizawa u still there? 

Shinsou: Ure not mad right? 

Shinsou: you were so cute over there, worrying abt me and all. I kinda felt bad ngl

Aizawa: oh kid. OH KID. 

Aizawa: knew i shouldn’t have agreed to this. 

Aizawa: knew it was a bad idea. But get betrayed by ur OWN student, ur OWN family? 

Aizawa: now that is a different level of emotional damage. 

Eijirou: omg did Aizawa just meme

Ashido: bro i think he did. Omg

Aizawa: you are so fucking grounded. 

Aizawa: like, REALLY REALLY grounded

Shinsou: you can't ground me. Im almost an adult 

Aizawa: in that case u can't give me a heart attack I'm almost a DEAD MAN. 

Shinsou: oh come on, you're not that old

Aizawa: U MAKE ME LOSE HALF OF MY LIFESPAN 

Aizawa: but you know what? You’re right. I can’t really do anything to make your life as suffering as you just made mine. So I’m gonna do this 

Aizawa: I’ll be taking ur cat and you wont be seeing her for the next week

Shinsou: YOU WOULDNT 

Aizawa: watch. me.

Aizawa Shouta left the chat

Shinsou: NO NOT NORA. HES GONNA TAKE NORA 

Shinsou Hitoshi is offline  

Shouto: well this was fun. Would definitely do it again

Hanta: sho what tHE FUCK BABE? 

Shouto: what? Was it not funny? I thought it was funny 

Ochako: no it was plenty funny but i think u gave everyone here a heart attack. Especially ur lover boy here

Shouto: oh 

Shouto: Hanta I'm sorry. I didn't mean to give u a heart attack. You're not hurt are you? 

Hanta: a little maybe 

Shouto: oh...

Shouto: im sorry 

Shouto: what can i do? What will make you feel better? I'll do anything 

Hanta: anything? 

Shouto: yeah. Tell me whatever u want

Hanta: i think I'll recover if you give me some cuddles 

Shouto: is that all? 

Hanta: maybe kiss me one or two times as well 

Shouto: yeah okay, i can definitely do that 

Hanta: :))) 

Ochako: clear the way. Throwing up rainbows atm 

Hanta: fuck off 

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Disasterius bisexulus gc

Sparkplug: YALL I THINK MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY THROUGH MY ASS FOR A SEC THERE

Tempreture play: NOW IMAGINE HOW I FELT. 

Temperature play: I think i shit myself a lil reading that 

Sparkplug: at least you got to cuddle afterwards

Sparkplug: what did I GET? A broken heart and a damaged soul

Momo issues: todo did you two dirty. Love that for him <3 

Sparkplug: uncalled for

Sparkplag: but i think i was pretty secretive abt it right? Like, he couldn't tell i was having an existential crisis right? 

Cheeky forggy: riiighhtt

Masochist: Kacchan literally texted me saying he wanted to rip his eyes out every time u texted smth. And read that in much vulgar sentences

Sparkplug: K I L L M E 

Sparkplug: liking someone is so not the vibe. Wtf

Momo issues: bet it's much harder when u know u can't stand a chance 

Sparkplug: BITCH U REALLY WANNA GO THERE? u STILL think ur crush is straight. At least i overcame with that dilemma on my own terms 

Momo issues: THATS BC HE LITERALLY SAID IT TO U HIMSELF 

sparkplug: thats bc i aSKED U PUNK 

Momo issues: well good for you. What's ur point 

Sparkplug: and u think IM dumb 

Cheeky froggy: gotta agree on kami with this one.  

Temperature play: let's not forget the fact that u thought she had a thing for sho 

Momo issues: she blushed every TIME HE ASKED HER SOMETHING

Temperature play: dude even Ojiro blushes when sho gets too close to him. It's kinda his thing 

Masochist: and also, she DEFINITELY likes u back

Momo issues: you dont know that

Sparkplug: U DUMB HO SHE LITERALLY MADE YOU TWO MATCHING PJS?? LIKE?? If thats not sapphic coded idk what the fuck is

Cheeky froggy: you do realize Denki is actually outranking you with the intelligence levels rn right? 

Momo issues: GOD. Anything but that

Sparkplug: in ur face bitch

Sparkplug: ANYWAYS. Can we get back to ME ranting abt my crush and ignore this oblivious punk ass hoe bc my crush, unlike someone else's, does not ACTUALLY LIKE ME .

Momo issues: perish 

Sparkplug: after u m'lady

Cheeky froggy: shinsou literally lets u sleep in his room

Sparkplug: that happened ONCE. And it was bc fucking mineta broke my window 

Temperature play: bro doesn't matter. He literally doesn't let anyone other enter his room and he let u STAY there. That gotta mean smth 

Sparkplug: yea. It means we're really close FRIENDS GODDAMMIT. 

Momo issues: you're a fucking disaster 

Cheeky froggy: hence the gc name 

Momo issues: yk you'll have to see him practically everyday when he transfers into our class right? 

Sparkplug: oh

Momo issues: yeah OH

Sparkplug: OH GOD I FORGOT ABT THAT. OH GOD WHAT AM I GONNA DO. I'LL DEFINITELY MAKE FOOL OF MYSELF. KILL ME

Momo issues: im sure hes used to ur dumbness by now. U won't have to worry abt that 

Temperature play: bro chill. It's gonna be all good. And also. You two basically already see each other everyday. Now there’s just classes and dorms involved

Cheeky froggy: yeah I'm sure it'll be a start of something great between you two

Masochist: yeah kami. Hitoshi won't be a problem for u....

Sparkplug: ITS EASY FOR U ALL TO SAY. YOU GOT UR CRUSHES. 

Sparkplug: i miss the time when we were ALL disasters who didn't know how to talk to their crush. I feel lonely in this field now

Cheeky froggy: oh don't feel so lonely kami. Kyoka is just as mush of a disaster if not more

Momo issues: THE BETRAYAL 

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Privet chat between simp and greenbean  

Simp: HES SO CUTE???? 

Greenbean: oh god 

Simp: LIKE??? U SAW HOW CONCERNED HE GOT RIGHT??? 

Greenbean: oh yeah definitely 

Simp: he was so worried about me getting expelled. That means he cares for me

Simp: right? That means he cares about me right? 

Greenbean: jesus fucking christ. What the fuck is wrong with you two. Get ur fucking heads out of ur asses and THINK STRAIGHT 

Simp: i couldn't possibly do that bakugou. I’m very much gay

Greenbean: idek why i try 

Simp: i dont either. Now pls give the phone back to Izuku 

Greenbean: i agree with kacchan. Hito just THINK. Denki was so worried, he almost lost his shit. WHY do u think?!

Simp: bc he was worried id be out of UA 

Greenbean: yes exactly. And??? 

Simp: and he didn't want to be without me 

Greenbean: YES AND? 

Simp: he's a very good friend who loves me in a friendly way and im gonna die alone 

Simp: why are we pointing out the obvious Izu?! U wanna make me feel like shit even more? 

Greenbean: fuck we were so close 

Simp: back to my original question. This means he cares about me 

Greenbean: i can't do this shit no more

Chapter Text

All gay some straight gc 

Toru: so bakugou is like 'u fcking wanna go there nerd?' 

Toru: and midorya is like 'you got no balls for that Kacchan' and then bakugou JUMPED his bones on a training ground and then i couldn't figure out if they were fighting or dry humping each other 

Iida Tenya is online 

Iida: ....

Iida: what happened to hello. How are you. My name is. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT 

Ashido: lmao Iida using memes is one of my fav morning activities 

Ochako: fr tho

Ojiro: excuse me but are we just gonna ignore that bakugou and midorya basically fucked on the training grounds? 

Izuku: YES. FOR HAVEN'S SAKE, YES

Katsuki: INVISIBLE BITCH STOP INVALIDATING PEOPLE'S PRIVACY 

Toru: it's not my fault y'all didn't see me

Jirou: maybe the problem is. Not fuck in public places? Yk, just a thought 

Katsuki: FUCK RIGHT OFF EARPHONES 

Katsuki: and we WEREN’T FUCKING. It was training u sick fucks 

Toru: oh ofc my bad. Mido’s thigh between ur legs is a new training strategy, however could i forget.  

Izuku: oh God. End this misery 

Iida: been there. Done that. It doesn't work. 

Shinsou: im learning more and more about this class each day 

Shoji: and what is ur final verdict 

Shinsou: im stuck between fucking Psychopaths and 'people who are way cooler than me'. No in-between 

Ojiro: are you sure u want to join us? Are you absolutely sure this is the right decision? 

Shinsou: yeah i wanna

Ojiro: W H Y THO

Izuku: oh he definitely got a reason or two alright 

Ashido: what is THAT supposed to mean

Shinsou: HE MEANS that i just got closer to this class then others and it'll be easier for me to adjust 

Katauki: yeah definitely that

Shinsou: yes BAKUHOE definitely that :) 

Ochako: idk which to be more terrifying of. The fact that he called bakugou bakuhoe or that smile.

Tsu: literally me 

Katsuki: I'll fucking kill u eyebags 

Shinsou: not if i do it first if u dont STFU :) 

Katsuki: ....okay valid

Eijirou: what just happened?

Hanta: idfk and i dont want to find out 

Shouto: i want to. Something's fishy here 

Shinsou: WHO TAUGHT HIM TO TALK LIKE THIS? 

Tsu: its the boyfriend influence 

Hanta: i have zero regrets 

Shouto: ALSO. Since shinsou is now officially part of the gc and we’re on his topic 

Shinsou: literally where 

Shouto: i have another theory i would like to share with you all

Ochako: oh God no

Shouto: oh God YES

Tokoyami: i am not prepared for this shit 

Jirou: mood 

Aoyama: im tingling in my boots 

Izuku: shouto...can u not? 

Shouto: do u want me to start talking abt all the reasons why all might is ur dad? 

Tsu: OOF

Izuku: ....

Shouto: that's what i thought 

Hanta: idk abt u all but its so cute when he gets like this. Go off babe 

Ashido: todo getting likes this is my serotonin are u kiddin

Ashido: gimme the TEA peppermint boy

Shouto: so this is what i thought 

Denki: there's a stranger in my bad 

Shinsou: lmao a who? 

Hanta: BRO???

Eijirou: BRO??? 

Iida: a stranger?? Kaminari are you alright? Are you in danger? Do you need help? 

Shinsou: Denki a stranger who exactly. Pls elaborate 

Izuku: yeah kami. ELaBoRaTe for uS

Shinsou: im gonna kill u

Ashido: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE FACT THAT KAMI HAS SOME STRANGER IN HIS BED??? 

Shinsou: ehhh i was hoping to forget abt it actually 

Denki: there's a pounding in my head 

Shinsou: Denki did u drink? 

Iida: are u absolutely sure u do not need a check up? 

Shouto: there's something off about this

Shinsou: u think?! 

Aoyama: iida i dont think he needs a check up. If he's able to write in a gc he will manage. 

Aoyama: @denki im sure uve got some sparkles around u too ✨✨

Denki: ...there is definitely some glitter around my room

Iida: oh God glitter??!! Aizawa's going to kill u. How bad is it? 

Denki: pink flamingos in the pool 

Iida: flamingos?? Pool?? We don't have any of those in UA

Momo: i don't think he's on the UA territory Iida

Hanta: bro did u get shitfaced on someones party? 

Eijirou: without us? 

Ashido: kami what the heck?!

Eijirou: bro im hurt 

Iida: can we focus on the fact that Denki is not in his room?! 

Shinsou: Denki where are you? 

Denki: i smell like a minibar 

Jirou: well, on ur average day u dont smell any better so

Ojiro: OUCH?

Momo: why do i find it so attractive when she's being mean to ppl? 

Momo: shit i actually sent that. 

Momo: nvm that. Denki continue please 

Jirou: what

Momo: what 

Jirou: diwosnskwkzjsj

Tsu: u broke her. Just so u know 

Momo: imsorrydjaksjsjajsjjz

Ochako: ah. This reminds me of us @tsu 

Tsu: but babe, we were never this dumb

Ochako: fair point

Momo: what is that supposed to mean? 

Tsu: nothing sweetie just continue finding Jirou attractive :) 

Momo: oh...okay

Jirou: dkakzjsksjxjsk

Izuku: well, she's a goner 

Denki: DJs passed out in the yard

Hanta: THERE WAS DJ? 

Eijirou: this is UNACCEPTABLE 

Iida: i dont like this. Where are you Kaminari?

Shinsou: he's definitely not in his dorm. I checked 

Katsuki: fucking obviously. U see any passed out DJs here?

Izuku: but kacchan. He went to his dorm to check how sweet is that. Bonus points for Hitoshi for consideration 

Shinsou: i hope you rot 

Izuku: at least there'll be someone waiting for me

Shoji: damn, went straight for the heart 

Ochako: must me hard to recover from that one 

Shinsou: stfu or ill tell my dad @Izuku

Izuku: uhhh shaking 

Shouto: who exactly IS ur dad shinsou? Or must i say, dads 

Shinsou: whats with this dude 

Tsu: you get used to it. At some point everyone had to go through it 

Eijirou: the funny thing is most of the times he was actually right 

Ochako: except Izuku. He still cant prove anything 

Shouto: im working on it. Watch for urself midorya @Izuku 

Izuku: can i live? CAN I FUCKING LIVE

Shouto: no

Denki: barbies on the barbecue 

Iida: a what's on a what now? 

Shouto: im pretty sure he said barbie on a barbecue 

Toru: can i have little of what todoroki and kaminari are having?  

Hanta: i second that 

Shouto: Hanta we talked abt this

Hanta: ....

Shouto: what do we say? 

Hanta: i can't smoke

Shouto: yes? 

Hanta: unless i buy it with ur dad's card

Shouto: good job baby 

Hanta: dhsksjqkxksjdhs that just made me feel ✨things✨ 

Toru: you are not the only one 

Eijirou: praise kink huh

Shoji: oh he got some alright

Hanta: NO STOP. U HAVE NOT. NO

Shoji: whatever helps u sleep at night 

Hanta: thank u yes. The thought that u have not heard me have sex helps me sleep at night ALRIGHT

Shoji: u go girl 

Denki: this a hickey or a bruise?

Shinsou: A HICKEY? 

Iida: A BRUISE? 

Ochako: ^ two different personalities 

Hanta: bro do u actually got a hickey? 

Eijirou: FROM WHO THO

Ashido: i mean. There would definitely be someone in that party. And since he woke up with a stranger in a bed i think we all know wht that implies.

Izuku: @shinsou how's the waterfalls 

Shinsou: fuck u im perfectly fine 

Ochako: that's literally the code word for 'help me im slowly dying' 

Shouto: oh Really? 

Ochako: yeah. It’s like international knowledge Sho

Shouto: Hanta can u ask me how i am? 

Hanta: ….how are u Shouto? 

Shouto: fuck u im perfectly fine :) 

Hanta: …

Ojiro: that was deep 

Izuku: sho do i need to get u? 

Shouto: no, im already with Hanta 

shouto: also, my therapist says dark humor is on of the coping mechanism people use to make themselves feel bettee

shouto: i definitely find it amusing 

izuku: Okayy then….

Shinsou: i dont need anyones help. I’m very capable of taking care of myself tyvm. 

Katsuki: do i need to remind u that shithead got a hickey from some random person on some random party and is now sleeping next to some random person. 

Shinsou: i want dad 

Izuku: oh you poor thing. Wanna eat some ice cream and watch romance movies with me? 

Shinsou: U GREMLIN. ILL RIP UR HEAD OFF 

Izuku: :)))) 

Katsuki: fuck, this is why ur my boyfriend 

Ojiro: whats with this class and their attraction towards asshole personality? 

Shouto: you're a furry. You wouldn't understand 

Ashido: me personally, i wouldn't let that slide 

Ojiro: im just tryna live man. 

Shouto: you're a furry you wouldn't know how to live

Ochako: why u gotta be so violent 😭

Ojiro: what an Alpha male gotta do to be accepted in this cursed society 

Shouto: ure a furry u have no rights 

Hanta: oh my god 💀

Izuku: shouto stop-

Ashido: he did not back down damn 

Ojiro: DO U EVEN KNOW WHAT FURRY MEANS 

Shouto: i have no idea. But when Katsuki is mad at you he calls u a fucking furry so im guessing he’s not really feeling u up with compliments 

Tsu: lol 

Ochako: is Jirou alive?

Jirou: barely 

Momo: are u okay kyoka? 

Jirou: diaosjskznskskzkkz 

Ochako: oh great. U broke her again

Momo: im sorry? 

Denki: pictures of last night, ended up online

Denki: im screwed 

Denki: oh well

Iida: what pictures exactly? 

Shoji: i think u got screwed in some other way so i wouldn’t worry abt the pictures 

Izuku: 💀💀💀

Ochako: why u always gotta come back so violent? Goddamn 

Shinsou: for the sake of ME, im ignoring that

Iida: Denki i need you to elaborate with me right now. If i don't get proper answers you will be in toruble, as well as i. I need you to tell me your location so we can get through this together. 

Eijirou: this whole time all i could think about was doctor Iida trying to keep me alive with one of those doctor outfits that show off ur arms. 

Ochako: dONT GIVE ME FREAKIN IDEAS 

Ojiro: i just want to know where tf u found a everyday doctor outfit that shows off ur arms. 

Eijirou: well i didn’t SEE it in front of me anywhere. But it does exist 

Ojiro: yeah but where

Shoji: in porn industry 

Ochako: 😭😭😭im crying 

Ashido: shoji pls stop i cannot take this much burn in one day. Im dying 

Eijirou: NO. NO GUYS PLS NO. I DIDNT SEE IT IN PORN. I SAW SOMEONE WAS WEARING IT FOR HALLOWEEN I SWEAR 😭😭

Iida: can we NOT? This is a serious matter and we need to take care of it. Our former classmate is in trouble and we have to help him out. I need all your focus on THIS and not what kind of porn Kirishima watches. 

Eijirou: it was NOT about that 😭

Hanta: Iida, what is ur opinion on threesome

Ochako: NOT FAIR I WAS GONNA ASK FIRST

Hanta: ha, suck a dick bitch

Ochako: i was TRYING to u mf 

Tsu: ......

Shouto: .….

Ochako: baby, my sunshine, my flower, my forggy. I love you <3 

Hanta: sho you know ure sexy af babe 

Hanta: i also love you very much <3 

Shouto: sometimes i wonder if they're joking or not 

Ochako: joke? When was this ever a joke 

Tsu: lol

Ojiro: i thought Uraraka was a lesbian? 

Ochako: i don't see ur point??? 

Ojiro: yk what, nvm

Iida: i cannot do this alone. I have to add Mr. Aizawa or SOMEBODY-

Denki: it's a blacked our blur but im pretty sure it ruled 

Denki: damn 

Iida: oh God. Im definitely adding Aizawa sensei 

Shoji: its Saturday and its not even 10 am. He's gonna hate you for the rest of his life

Ashido: OOF 

Toru: i just saw a sweat drip down Iida's eyebrow 

Ochako: well well well, what will the dadd- excuse me, what will the class prez decide? A/ add aizawa and get hated by him B/ go look for kaminari himself C/ go look for kaminari himself *shirtless* 

Hanta: i vote for C 

Eijirou: same 

Ashido: no complaints here 

Katsuki: NO. JUST NO

Iida: i cannot do this

Iida added Aizawa shouta to the chat

Iida: @Aizawa sensei we need ur help. 

Iida: @Aizawa come help me please

Iida: @Aizawa i cannot do this without you

Aizawa shouta is online 

Aizawa: what? WHAT NOW! 

Aizawa: someone better be dying or Iida you’ll be on my students black list 

Ojiro: what is that? 

Aizawa: it’s something that students like, yaoyorozu momo won’t have to worry about.

Aizawa: i dont know about the rest of you tho. You are all under question. 

Ojiro: oh…understand…? 

Shinsou: u always threaten to put ME on it. this is favoritism 

Aizawa: idk what u mean 

Shinsou: just so u know, im giving u the unimpressed expression u so love to give ur students. 

Denki: last Friday night 

Denki: we danced on tabletops??? Then we too took waayy to many shots 

Iida: so this is Happening 

Iida: he’s not really dying but it’s Kaminari so does it count? 

Tsu: OOF

Aizawa: oh

Aoyama: im sure it was fun for u kaminari :) 

Shinsou: Aizawa help

Aizawa: well then

Aizawa: kaminari can you tell me where u are? Im guessing he's not in the dorms 

Shinsou: no not HIM. Help ME. 

Aizawa: ...are u in pain? 

Shinsou: YES. I am emotionally destroyed 

Aizawa: kid, i don't understand you. I thought u were giving me the disappointed look? 

Shouto: KID? KID? WHY'D U CALL HIM THAT? 

Aizawa: ...what

Izuku: SHOUTO NO

shouto: SHOUTO YES

Shouto: THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR NOSES AND YOU ALL ARE COLLECTIVELY IGNORING IT. 

Katsuki: what the fuck are u on about 

Toru: you never truly know until the end 

Denki: think we kissed? But i forgot 

Shinsou: oh u see that? What's that thing that just flew out of my window? Oh right, its my will to live 

Ochako: that was deep 

Izuku: Hitoshi be punching the air rn 

Shinsou: gIRL IF U DONT STFU 

Shouto: why is he punching the air? He can do that? Does it hurt? 

Shouto: Mr. Aizawa are you also capable of punching the air? 

Aizawa: what the fuck? 

Shoji: tell me abt it 

Shinsou: HOW. HOW DOES HE SURVIVE. HOW CAN HE SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD 

Momo: we'll never know. Its a misery 

Tsu: look who's back from ded

Ochako: one survived. One to go

Jirou: S T O P 

Tsu: oh and she's back as well

Ochako: lesbians arise 

Jirou: im bisexual u ASS

Ochako: who says anything abt u. Im talking to momo and i

Jirou: momo....? 

Ochako: yeah u punk ass 

Jirou: momo likes girls? 

Momo: sweetie, i love boobs as much as mido likes to break his bones, if not more

Iida: ....you know what? Understandable

Iida: have a nice day 

Izuku: okay first, FUCKING FINALLY 

Izuku: second, that was totally uncalled for 

Jirou: oh cool 

Katsuki: not this shit again 

Izuku: don't act like you were any better kacchan

Karsuki: WTF NERD. DONT REMIND THEM 

Ochako: i dont think we could ever forget you gay panicking every time Izuku said 'please kacchan' 

Katsuki: fuck you 

Ochako: no thanks. I eat pussy <3 

Katsuki: fucking choke on it 

Ochako: im hoping for it 🤞

Iida: zero respect. Zero tolerance. ZERO FAITH 

Ojiro: funny u had any faith left in them anyways

Denki: last Friday night 

Denki: we maxed our credit cards 

Denki: and got kicked out of the bar 

Shouto: CREDIT CARD? 

Shouto: WHOS CREDIT CARD

Hanta: Sho it’s okay love 

Shouto: NO HANTA I NEED TO KNOW WHOS CREDIT CARD BC IF DENKI ACTUALLY USED HIS OWN IM GONNA BE PISSED 

Shouto: what am i HERE FOR? Im literally trying to max my DAD'S CARD since forever. This is top five amine betrayals 

Aizawa: im more concerned about the fact that you got kicked out of the bar? 

Aizawa: how did u even get in the bar anyways. Ure underage 

Iida: MR AIZAWA HOW ARE U SO CALM. I DONT THINK THIS IS LEGAL BEHAVIOR 

Aizawa: i don't have it left in me to be energetic right mow 

Aizawa: actually, I'm pretty responsive if we take it into consideration that I'm running on five cup of coffees and zero hours of sleep. 

Shinsou: i feel like i should tell this to Papa but I'm so not mentally stable for that rn 

Aizawa: idk if i should be happy or concerned 

Izuku: both 

Shouto: PAPA? SHINSOU WHO IS UR PAPA? AS FAR AS I KNOW U DONT HAVE PARENTS 

Shoji: ouch? 

Shouto: I NEED ANSWERS AND I NEED THEM NOW 

Tokoyami: @hanta are u sure he is the one? 

Hanta: I've never been more sure of anything in my life 

Ashido: can confirm he's looking at his phone with heart eyes and i want to vomit unicorns

Tokoyami: this is extremely concerning 

Shoji: everyone in this class IS extremely concerning 

Ochako: valid 

Ojiro: so we're just gonna ignore the fact that kaminari got kicked out of the bar? 

Eijirou: i mean, he's done some pretty fucked up shit so im not surprised. What i want to know is HOW he got in.

Hanta: yeah...i would also like to know

Hanta: for research purposes 

Aizawa: i feel like i should stop this

Iida: U THINK? 

Hanta: that's why i said research purposes, duh 

Aizawa: oh okay. Suddenly im jared 19 and i never learned how to fucking read 

Ochako: 💀💀💀💀💀

Tsu: lol

Eijirou: Aizawa sensei. I fucking love u man 😭

Izuku: i wanna be like him 

Hanta: same 

Aizawa: please dont 

Izuku: but we already have so much in common 

Aizawa: like what

Izuku: like how we both fell in love with loud obnoxious blondes 

Katsuki: HEY WTF 

Aizawa: u could've learned anything. ANYTHING from me, and THAT is what u decided was best to learn. WHY child 

Shinsou: i feel like i should also tell this to papa but im still not emotionally stable 

Aizawa: again, dont know if i should be happy or worried 

Denki: then we hit the boulevard 

Hanta: excuse me, a what? 

Shouto: I'm pretty sure he said boulevard 

Hanta: ....

Hanta: thank baby. U were really helpful <3 

Shouto: you're welcome :) 

Ochako: are we gonna ignore the fact that kaminari knows the word boulevard? 

Ojiro: or that he spelled it right 

Eijirou: is this what feeling proud feels like :') 

Hanta: i thought ur proudest moment was when bakubro admitted he had feelings for Izuku?

Eijirou: that was not my proudest moment. That was a miracle 

Tsu: lol 

Shoji: love how tsuuya always expresses her emotions so...emotionally 

Ashido: love that for her 

Ochako: if tsu says 'lol' then it mean she either crocked a smile at the text or she's on the ground laughing her ass off. There's no between line 

Shouto: which one was it now? 

Tsu: guess you'll never know :) 

Aizawa: this is such a gay disaster 

Sato: OH THIS IS NOT EVEN THE HALF OF IT 

Ochako: i forgot u were here 💀

Sato: why am i not surprised 

Denki: last Friday night 

Denki: we went streaking in the park. SKINNY DIPPING IN THE DARK 

Hanta: no yOU DID NOT 

Katsuki: where the fuck where u exactly? And how tf did u actually get THAT shitfaced? 

Eijirou: uhhh kat are u also getting jealous??? 

Katsuki: jealous of what exactly? He's lack of self preservation? 

Ashido: oh no no. You're not fooling us with big words. We know ure jealous he went somewhere without us. 

Ashido: admit it. u LOVE spending time with us 

Katsuki: in ur fucking dreams pinky 

Izuku: i sense bullshit 

Izuku: I'm next to him right at this moment and can confirm he's been grumbling about this whole ordeal for the past fifteen minutes. 

Izuku: i also caught the words ‘where tf is he’ and ‘im gonna kill him’ between the angry stuttering 

Eijirou: I FUCKING KNEW IT 

Katsuki: Izuku you're dead

Toru: uhh the name calling 

Izuku: u can't kill me Kacchan 

Katsuki: dead to me* 

Shoji: oop 

Ojiro: i honestly want to know how shinsou's doing tbh 

Aizawa: I've been texting him and all i get are cartoon character crying gifs. 

Aizawa: and bunch of sad kittens 

Shouto: HA U HAVE HIS NUMBER? AND U TEXT HIM? WHY DO U HAVE HIS NUMBER? 

Aizawa: i have all ur numbers...? 

Ochako: oop got humbled real quick 

Aizawa: what's with him anyways? Todoroki you're acting extra weird today 

Shouto: i WILL GET THE PROOF. AND ILL SHOW IT TO U ALL THAT I AM RIGHT.

Hanta: love when he gets all passionate abt something <3 

Ojiro: this is SERIOUSLY concerning. 

Hanta: love that for me 

Ashido: u go king 

Denki: then we had a  ménage à trois 

Eijirou: okay. Who tf took my bro's phone. Reveal urself.

Eijirou: my bro would NEVER be able to write anything in french

Jirou: i think this is getting serious . Im starting to worry 

Shinsou: what does THAT MEAN

Shinsou: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 

Izuku: i dont think u want to know 

Katsuki: no actually, i think he does 

Izuku: Kacchan no, no one is THAT cruel. 

Shinsou: @Aoyama WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Shinsou: @Aoyama COME HERE AND TELL ME 

Aoyama: oui what is it? 

Shinsou: scroll up and translate what Denki said. NOW 

Aoyama: okay? 

Izuku: i don't think ur gonna like this

Katsuki: oh he DEFINITELY will not like this 

Aoyama: well, he said that he had a threesome 

Shinsou: ..... 

ochako: great, now he's broke

Tsu: another broken gay 

Hanta: NO FUCKING WAY HE DID

Eijirou: shut UP HE DID NOT 

Ashido: THIS MAN CANT EVEN TALK TO SOMEONE HE LIKES WITHOUT TRIPPING OVER THIN AIR

Ashido: AND U WANT TO TELL ME HE HAD A THREESOME? 

Shinsou: pain. All i feel is pain.

Shinsou: no, i don't even feel that. Im all numb 

Aizawa: I'm calling Hizashi 

Shinsou: call the ambulance, i just might have had my heart broken 

Aizawa: yeah, definitely calling Hizashi 

Denki: WAIT A MINUTE 

Denki: A THREESOME? 

Denki: I THOUGHT IT MEANT MEETING THREE OF UR FRIENDS 

Denki: I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOOGLED IT 

Hanta: He's back. HE'S BACK

Eijirou: BRO

Denki: BRO 

Ashido: so u didn't have a threesome 

Denki: are u kidding me? OFC I DIDNT 

Katsuki: then wtf was all that shit 

Aoyama: a lyric prank 

Denki: yeap 

Aizawa: i want that lost twenty minutes of my life back 

Ojiro: i want two years of my life back 

Shinsou: so you didn't go out? 

Denki: no

Shinsou: and you didn't kiss anyone?

Denki: no lol

Shinsou: and u didn't get a hickey? 

Denki: nope

Shinsou: and u didn't have any threesomes? 

Denki: definitely not 

Shinsou: oh

Shinsou: cool 

Denki: cool 

Katauki: im gonna kill them

Katsuki: im REALLY gonna kill them 

Tsu: then where were you all this time kami? You weren't in ur dorm. 

Aizawa: he was in Todoroki's dorm 

Ochako: HE WHAT 

Shouto: can confirm. He was sitting on my bed giggling the whole time. 

Shouto: it was fun 

Izuku: SHOUTO WHY DIDNT U SAY ANYTHING? 

Shouto: where's the fun in that? 

Hanta: God i love you so fucking much i literally wanna get on my fucking knees for u 

Shouto: who's stopping u 

Iida: you're done. YOU'RE DONE 

Ojiro: i imagined Iida saying this with his hands motions and im ded 

Ochako: LMAOO 

Tsu: lol 

Shinsou: @Aizawa U KNEW THIS? 

Shinsou: U KNEW HE WAS WITH SHOUTO ALL THIS TIME? 

Shouto: he figured it out the moment Denki said he got kicked out of the bar

Shinsou: WHY DIDNT U TELL ME THEN 

Aizawa: bc i had my suspicions and i wanted to confirm them. 

Aizawa: sadly, i did. 

Denki: what suspicions? 

Shinsou: NO

Denki: no...?

Shinsou: NO. 

Aizawa: we're having a talk abt this in a family chat

Shinsou: oh God no. 

Aizawa: should have thought abt this before u FELL FOR A LOUD BLONDE U ASS

Aizawa: is this HOW I RAISED U? 

Aizawa: IS THIS WHAT I GET IN RETURN OF UR KINDNESS? 

Aizawa: me, you and ur papa are having a talk abt this. 

Shinsou: dad pLEASE 

Aizawa: no. No pleas are accepted.

Aizawa: have a nice day 

Shouto: u ALL SEE THIS SHIT? 

Shouto: I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT

Shouto: SHINSOU IS AIZAWA SENSEI'S SECRET LOVE CHILD 

Ochako: no

Ochako: Shinsou is Aizawa sensei's adopted son

Shouto: ....

Shouto: WHAT? 

Shinsou: yeah...? 

Shouto: WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS? 

Izuku: u never asked? 

Shouto: i cannot believe this shit. U all betrayed me 

Shouto: Hanta, did u know 

Hanta: i feel like this is a trick question 

Shouto: DID U? 

Hanta: baby u know i love you

Shouto: HANTA 

Hanta: yes i did....

Shouto: why Hanta WHY

Hanta: BUT URE SO CUTE WHENEVER U GET LIKE THIS I COULD'T RUIN IT 

Shouto: only one thing on my mind rn

Hanta: me? 

Shouto: HOMICIDE 

Toru: oop 

Denki: Shinsou u fell for a loud blonde? 

Shinsou: no. Idk why he would even say that. 

Shinsou: that is totally untrue and not correct bc according to the encyclopedia dhskskzjskzkxk

Shinsou: have a nice day 

Denki: oh cool

Izuku: reaaaaalll smooth 

Katsuki: God, how do we live with so many dumbasses

Tokoyami: still got no clue 

Jirou: sooo what did i miss? 

Ochako: oh girl

Chapter Text

Why is everyone such a simp gc

Twink: this is too painful mon ami. TOO PAINFUL. 

Slayaf: couldn't agree more 

Twink: how can they be SO OBVIOUS and oblivious at the same time? 

Alien: i think it's their talent 

Emo: i still don't understand exactly what happened 

Slayasf: well, if u weren't so busy being gay panicked dead you would know 

Ocha: oop burn 

Emo: i do NOT want to talk about this 

Twink: bitch, no ones asking for ur opinion.

Twink: that was a disaster and u played a BIG PART in that disaster 

Twink: u and one other person who we all see reading the texts but stays SILENT

Nothere: Aoyama. Marry me pls 

Twink: sorry babes. I like it in the ass 

Mother: i feel attacked 

Slayasf: u should. It was meant for u after all 

Nothere: koda marry me as WELL 

Slayasf: the aromantic in me begs to differ 

Emo: can we NOT? 

Twink: no we cannot 

Emo: i hate u <3 

Twink: the photo selfie of us in ur room begs to differ 

Ocha: okay. We all know which two member of this group chat is a gay disaster but can we talk abt the OTHER GC'S GAY DISASTERS? 

Twink: im telling. It physically pains me to watch them 

Froppy: and the fact that none of them are gonna do anything 

Alien: idk abt Shinsou but Denki litteraly losses his shit every time Shinsou smiles at him. Let alone confess

Alien: they're gonna die pinning over each other 

Twink: im giving them another month or so. If they still don't have their shit together by that time then I'm gonna do smth abt it. 

Slayasf: ill help

Ocha: damn i love this.

Alien: its like serotonin 

Froppy: adding Aoyama to this gc was one of the best things we've ever done

Twink: thank u my loves 

Emo: idk. I'd think twice abt that 

Twink: bitch 

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Cool dads and their son gc 

Softy: @Hizashi get here rn.

Softy: this is an emergency 

Bestson: DAD NO

Softy: dad yES. 

Bestson: no we are not doing this and it's final.

Softy: im here to tell u rn 

Softy: that we don't CARE what u think. 

Bestson: this is so not important. Its not even a big deal

Softy: oh HO HO. This IS a big deal kiddo and we ARE talking abt this. 

Bestson: WHO SAYS? 

Softy: JESUS 

Softy: now @Hizashi get ur sweet ass here 

Micdrop is online 

Micdrop: hey sistersssssss 👯‍♀️ 

Bestson: oh my God

Bestson: papa can u NOT? 

Softy: ure revoked of talking privileges. So shut up

Bestson: i-

Softy: exactly 

Micdrop: im so intrigued rn. What's going on? 

Softy: we have a BIG problem. And it involves our son 

Bestson: dad's just being dramatic 

Micdrop: Hitoshi it's dad. He's always dramatic

Bestson: well he is EXTRA dramatic rn

Softy: i thought i already told u u couldn't talk? 

Softy: Hizashi our son is in big trouble 

Micdrop: oh my God

Micdrop: Hitoshi did u get arrested? 

Bestson: WHAT? No ofc 

Softy: worse 

Micdrop: DID U GET SOMEONE PREGNANT? 

Bestson: dad im gay 

Micdrop: then did u steal ur dad's sleeping plushie again? 

Bestson: no i don't have a death wish 

Softy: oh i WISH he did 

Micdrop: well fuck me. 

Micdrop: what's going on

Softy: ur SON. Went and deCIDED TO CATCH FEELINGS FOR A LOUD OBNOXIOUS BLONDE

Bestson: am i not ur son as well? 

Softy: don't talk to me rn child 

Micdrop: u mean Kaminari? 

Softy: YES I MEAN KAMINARI 

Softy: wait. 

Softy: how'd you guess 

Micdrop: i didn't really have to. I already knew it 

Bestson: u did? 

Softy: U DID? 

Micdrop: i mean. The kid always asks me to pair him up with Hito to understand more of the lesson even tho he's the best in class.

Micdrop: and Hitoshi always smiles like a dumb teenager in love whenever he's on the phone with him. 

Bestson: I AM NOT? 

Micdrop: yes u are baby 

Bestson: this is bullying 

Softy: u knew? 

Micdrop: yea 

Softy: and u didn't tell me 

Micdrop: no 

Softy: WHY

Micdrop: exactly for this reason. I knew u would freak out 

Softy: I AM NOT FREAKING OUT 

Micdrop: sure sweetheart

Micdrop: im sure as fuck you're on ur second cup of coffee in the last fifteen minutes

Micdrop: and i know for sure ure on the verge of combusting bc thats how u always get when it comes to invaliding ur introverted ass 

Bestson: me personally, i wouldn't take this level of disrespect

Softy: kiddo stfu 

Micdrop: ANYWAYS 

Micdrop: i want to know what brought this on? How did Shouta find out? 

Bestson: Denki did a lyric prank in the class gc. I got...surprised and said some things and then dad declared that i have feelings for him. 

Softy: surprised? SURPRISED? Zashi, he was BAKUGOU level jealous and this close to crying. 

Micdrop: oh God. Our kid is a gay mess 

Micdrop: I'm so proud of u Toshi 

Bestson: thank you? 

Micdrop: and Kaminari that kid. He's so creative i always liked him. Good choice Toshi 

Bestson: again, thank you? 

Softy: WHY ARE U SO CALM? 

Micdrop: why are u not? 

Softy: BECAUSE 

Micdrop: because what 

Softy: BECAUSE Kaminari is a loud, unpredictable, inhuman, blonde creature that i specifically told Hitoshi NOT TO FALL FOR. 

Bestson: u didn't really tell me not to fall for him. U just said no loud blondes. 

Softy: KAMINARI IS LIKE A EPITOME OF THE LOUD BLONDE SOCIETY. 

Bestson: well i fucking like him okay? And i love spending time with him and i love that he plays with my cat and i love that he never stops talking and i love that i never feel like i need to say or do anything around him and i love how he makes me feel so giddy and safe. I just fucking like him and his loud personality too. 

Bestson: and i think that's enough 

Bestson: ..... 

bestson: forget i said this. PAPA ESPECIALLY U. DO NOT U DARE SCREENSHOT THIS. 

Micdrop: im crying 

Micdrop: this is so sweet 

Micdrop: Shouta we raised a perfect kid.

Micdrop: Hitoshi i love you. Im sure Kaminari also feels the same way about you. And if he doesn't (which is impossible bc obviously), you're fucking amazing and it's his loss. 

Bestson: thanks dad 

Micdrop: @Aizawa got anything to say? 

Softy: ....

Micdrop: oh stop being grumpy. U know Ure being dramatic 

Softy: whatever. Its not like i hate Kaminari. And its not like i can tell you who to like and not.

Softy: and i wasn't THAT bothered in the first place so

Micdrop: shouta admit it. U fucking love Kaminari.

Softy: WHAT? I DO NOT LOVE HIM

Micdrop: yes u definitely do. He's literally ur favorite after momo 

Softy: all i see is lies 

Micdrop: yk what they say

Micdrop: denail is a river in Egypt

Softy: i hate you 

Micdrop: love you too dear 

Micdrop: maybe our son here will also be able to tell Kaminari he loves him too one day.

Bestson: I DO NOT LOVE HIM. 

Micdrop: like father, like son. 

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 All gay some straight gc

Toru: so im walking in the common room right. 

Toru: and there's Shinsou and Kami sitting on the couch. God knows watching what but i have a very high suspicion it was bake off. 

Sato: what's ur problem with bake off? 

Ochako: LITERALLY?

Toru: damn chill. Nothing is my problem. Im just SAYIN 

Toru: ANYWAYS. 

Toru: they're laughing right? And then suddenly Shinsou is like leaning in. And obviously im panicking. Im one breath away from opening the camera app. 

Toru: then Kami suddenly stopped laughing and then he's looking at Shinsou with wide eyes BC OBVIOUSLY. HE'S LEANING IN. 

Toru: im like HOLDING MY BREATH RIGTH? And then Shinsou that mf goes like 'u got something in ur teeth' and he has the auDACITY to point to his teeth and show him exactly where. 

Toru: when i tell u i acCENDED BC WHAT? LIKE HUH? 

Ochako: this is like triple homicide 

Eijirou: me personally, i would die 

Ashido: no i would kill myself 

Izuku: Hitoshi. Man. What is WRONG with you 

Katsuki: he probably thinks nothing 

Shinsou: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IM GETTING SHITTED ON? 

Shinsou: LIKE I WAS BEING A GOOD FRIEND AND I TOLD HIM HE HAD SMTH IN HIS TEETH. 

Shinsou: some fake ass friends don't do that shit. I actually saved Denki from you all making fun of him for it.

Tsu: i kinda feel like he would rather have that happened. 

Denki: ....no. That is not true tsu 

Shinsou: SEE? 

Shinsou: Denks can u tell them what an awesome friend i am and to stop bullying me? 

Denki: yeah guys. Hitoshi is an amazyiiinngg friend and pls stop bullying him.

Katsuki: oh my fucking God

Aoyama: p a i n 

Tokoyami: this is why im never active. 

Tokoyami: this is so depressing and draining. Even dark shadow doesn't wanna see the texts. 

Shinsou: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT'S THE PROBLEM. 

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Private chat between greenbean and simp

Greenbean: hey bestie. 

Greenbean: i got a question 

Greenbean: are u FUCKING DUMB? 

Simp: IZUKU WHY 

simp: i so do not appreciate the slander 

simp: and for NOTHING on top of that

Greenbean: thank u. U just answered my question 

Simp: ??? 

greenbean: you are a fucking dumb 

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Disasterius bisexulus gc

Cheeky froggy: i feel like i need to ask this 

Cheeky froggy: @denki are you okay? 

Sparkplug: hahahahah yes? Why would u ask me? Im totally okay ahahahahah

Cheeky froggy: i think we should be concerned guys

Masochist : he's so fucking dumb that mf. He doesn't even understand what he DID WRONG 

Momo issues: i find this so amusing. I cant stop laughing

Sparkplug : then P E R I S H 

Temperature play: bro im sorry. It's gonna be okay 

Sparkplug: NO BC I FR THOUGHT HE WAS LEANING IN? YK? LIKE TO KISS ME MAYBE? BC YK. THATS WHY PPL LEAN IN MOST OF THE TIMES

Sparkplug: but NO. I HAD TO GO AND HAVE A FUCKING SPINACH IN MY TEETH 

Sparkplug: SO NOW NOT ONLY WAS I LED ON BUT I ALSO HAD A GREEN SHIT IN MY TEETH WHILE LAUGHING 

Sparkplug: i wanna die. And then cry. And then cry some more. 

Cheeky froggy: oh honey. 

Cheeky froggy: me and ocha can get u and we can watch bake off? 

Sparkplug: no. Pls no. Bake off reminds me of that day and it physically pains me. 

Momo issues: just kiss him FIRST U FOOL 

Sparkplug: U DONT GET TO TALK HERE. 

Momo issues : why TF NOT 

Masochist : u just walked into that one urself babe. bc u know DAMN WELL why tf not 

Temperature play : and Denki's been writing smth for the past minute. I think ure getting the speech 

Cheeky froggy: and i am so ready for it 

Sparkplug: listen u bitch. U couldn't even FUNCTION properly after u found out momo was a lesbian, which may i add u thought was straight for the longest time, EVEN THO SHE HAS NEVER ONCE SHOWN INTEST IN DATING GUYS AND SHE HAD A FATTEST CRUSH  ON IBARU A YEAR BACK. Do not TELL ME TO kiss him first when u cannot even START a conversation FIRST without shitting ur pants. U absolute gay fucking disaster.

Sparkplug: let me DIE IN PEACE. 

Temperature play: goddamn 

Masochist: love it when he's pissed 

Masochist: Jirou? Got anything to say? 

Momo issues: yes but also no 

Sparkplug: great. That's all i wanted 

Cheeky froggy: i kinda love this weird asf friendship they've got going on

Momo issues: FRIENDSHIP? WHO TF? 

Masochist: u sound like kacchan. Stop hanging out with him so much.

Temperature play: kit kat and Jirou hang out? 

Masochist: they bond over music.

Masochist: the amount of time Kacchan had to leave ME to go to HER to buy new pink Floyd disks ARE getting to me slowly bc it's stealing my time from him. Kyoka u better watch urself. 

Momo issues: BAKUGOU LITERALLY INITIATES EVERY FUCKING TIME. LEAVE ME ALONE

Masochist: IDC 

Masochist: nerd is fucking overreacting. Don’t listen to him. He’s just pissed we couldn’t finish the barbie movie marathon. 

Masochist: well, he’s got to realize Raquel is not as important as he thinks she is.

Masochist: ANYWAYS. We still got the Monday plan going on right? @jirou 

Temperature play: what the fuck 💀

Momo issues: hell yeah we have. The store literally has all 90's artists disks. LIKE? 

Masochist: fuck yeah. Don't be a minute late or I'll fucking blow ur head 

Momo issues: I'm never late u fuck 

Masochist: well. U seem to be late in making a move so im making sure 

Temperature play: DAMN KAT 

Cheeky froggy: that was a burn if I've ever seen one

Sparkplug: i love it when yall bully Kyoka. It gives me serotonin 

Momo issues: can u all, kindly STFU? 

Masochist: G O D

Masochist: he literally steals my PHONE EVER TIME IM TEXTING SOMEONE AND TEXTS THEM himself 

Masochist: it's getting annoying 

Cheeky froggy: don't act like ure not squealing in ur boots with the domesticity

Masochist: shhh tsu. You don't have to say that out loud 

Temperature play: trust me, everybody already knows it. 

Masochist: shhhhhhjh

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 Why is everyone such a simp gc

Twink: do u all read this shit?

Mother: sadly

Slayasf: girl...u don't get to talk 

Mother: ....

Aoyama: NO BC MY TIME SHORTENS. Its not a month anymore. ITS TWO WEEKS. 

Ocha: let them go on their own speed 

Twink: W H Y 

Froppy: bc she is a evil gremlin who likes to watch how they struggle 

Froppy: she's been cackling the whole time 

Emo: OCHA!! U TOO??? 

Froppy: oh don't worry darling. She laughs at you too

Emo: ....

Ocha: i have no shame whatsoever. 

Ocha: It's so entertaining. U cannot tell me it's not 

Froppy: true BUT it's also so painful 

Twink: RIGHT? 

Slayasf: exactly 

Ocha: YES but also. We should let them figure it out on their own. It'll be better that way

Ocha: and we all know the confession will be done in such a dumb way. It'll be so much better like that 

Mother: that IS true....

Twink: but im SO BORED 

Emo: bitch. U wanna get them tgthr cuz ure bored? 

Twink: yes? Do i need any other reason? It would also end lot of ppl's suffering

Nothere: get a life bestie 

Twink: that's the problem. I DONT HAVE ONE 

Slayasf: where did the simp in u go? I strictly remember u thirsting over mirio just a week ago. 

Twink: im kinda over him? Like i need a new obsession and i CANT get one. 

Slayasf: hmm interesting

Emo: prolly bc uve already wanted to fuck every breathing soul with a dick. 

Emo: ure out of options now 

Twink: that is a blatant lie

Nothere: i smell bs 

Twink: bitch Ure literally air. U don't get to talk 

Nothere: they ask u how you are and u have to say you’re fine. But you're not really fine but u just can’t get into it cause they would never understand. 

Alien: i still think shindou is hotter 

Ocha: Girl came here just to confirm this 💀

Alien: yes, yes i did. Is there a problem Karen? 

Twink: shindou yo is a hot piece of cake. I admit it, i have never denied it and i will never deny it.

Twink: but he's definitely the kind who likes to be called daddy and uve got some serious daddy issues. So it makes sense u think so. 

Twink: Me personally, i cannot 

Twink: i like men who whimper

Emo: lol same 

Twink: and mirio is SOOO bbg. U get me? 

Alien: i think i just got called out in five different languages? But i can’t be sure

Emo: happens to the best of us 

Nothere: SINCE WE'RE on this topic. 

Nothere: AND PLS. i JUST have to ask bc i cannot keep this inside me anymore. 

Nothere: who do u think in our class whimpers?💀

Slayasf: Kirishima. No questions needed 

Ocha: my mans didn't even blink 💀

Twink: girl's been waiting for this question her whole life 

Slayasf: yes, yes i have. 

Nothere: i kinda agree ngl 

Froppy: now, this is totally unacceptable and unprofessional. We surely cannot talk like this about our classmates 

Froppy: also

Froppy: bakugou 

Alien: XJAKSKSJSJSJ 

Alien: NO BC I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME 

Twink: bakugou's definitely the kind who acts all high and mightly around everyone but in reality he's the biggest brat in bed. 

Slayasf: i wouldn't be surprised if Izuku and him were in some bdsm stuff. 

Nothere: RIGHT? Its always the quite ones 

Ocha: izu's not really the quite one. More like the innocent one 

Ocha: BUT since we're talking abt the quite ones 

Ocha: Ojiro definitely cries during and u cannot convince me otherwise 

Twink: oh he's a sub if I've ever seen one 

Twink: and I've seen a lot 

Ocha: ik we said the ones who whimper but

Ocha: Iida is such a dom 😫

Alien: sometimes i question ur lesbianism

Ocha: sometimes, when i look at him, me too 

Ocha: @tsu baby i love u. Ure the light of my life. The ketchup to my mustard, the Casey to my Izzy, the sun to my moon. 

Froppy: im not mad?? I dont see any lies 

Ocha: this is why ure my girlfriend 

Slayasf: no but Iida DEFF got the kinks. Might even be hiding a whip or two in his dorm

Ocha: RIGHT? 

Nothere: shoji could REALLY use that hands of his in a good situation ngl 

Ocha: idk how to feel abt this 💀

Slayasf: Shoji told me some time ago that he was asexual, so let's leave him out of this

Nothere: oh okay then. 

Nothere: another 

Nothere: we said abt quite ones and im gonna return to that

Nothere: Todoroki definitely makes Sero whimper and that's on period 

Emo: ARE U KIDDING 

Emo: SERO IS LIKE A DAD OF COCKY

Emo: if anyone from two of them makes the other whimper. It's definitely Sero 

Slayasf: gotta agree to Kyoka on that one

Mother: same

Mother: i kinda get the vibe that sero just walks around with an attitude that says he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants to Shouto. And he has the smirk 

Ocha: dead 💀💀 

Twink: but like. Sero DEFINITELY whimpers 

Nothere: RIGHT? Thats what im SAYIN 

Ocha: i honestly don't know. Im kinda stuck on that one 

Froppy: like, They can be both the whimperers???? 

Twink: oh nah. There's always the one who's MORE into it. 

Emo: well fuck. 

Emo: guess we'll never know 

Twink: oh no. We will DEFINITELY know

Ocha: ahh God. I so love how the sound of this automatically promise chaos 

Mother: can i just point out that Ocha is more drama LOVER than Ashido? Like?? I would have never thought this a year ago. 

Alien: IVE BEEN SAYING THIS. BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME BC SHE'S SO SNEAKY ABT IT 

Ocha: ahahahahhaa i love the power i hold 

Twink: bitch, i could literally ss this and show it to everyone 

Ocha: but u won't 

Twink: ....yeah, i won't 

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all gay some straight gc

Aoyama: @Shouto can i have ur utmost attention please? 

Ojiro: i already don't like this 

Tokoyami: rn, ive got nothing better to do so why not. 

Shouto: yes? 

Aoyama: does Sero whimper during sex

Ashido: LMFAO HE DID NOT 

Ochako: i can hardly contain my squealing 

Tsu: can confirm 

Tokoyami: ....maybe i DO have something else to do

Shinsou: i don't even wanna ask

Ojiro: i knew it. I KNEW there was smth not right  with the question 

Katsuki: sparkles what the actual fuck? 

Izuku: 💀💀💀💀

Eijirou: @Hanta bro come here. I think ure gonna like this

Denki: @Hanta YEAH BRO GET YO ASS IN HERE 

Shinsou: i think the one u should @ is Iida. He's gonna lose his shit. 

Jirou: good call

Jirou: @Iida 

Iida Tenya is online

Iida: what? What's going on? Is anyone in trouble? Do i need to help? 

Shinsou: scroll up 

Iida: ......

Iida: hey God. It's me again

Iida: i just wanna say, thank u for blessing me with such kind hearted and soul wrenching friends who are very much normal and doesn't make me feel like i wanna kill myself

Ashido: i think we should all read this in reverse mode

Iida: you think?

Denki: Shouto and Hanta has been suspiciously quite 

Momo: i can see Sero reading the texts as well 

Hanta: ....

Shouto: .....

Aoyama: so?? I still didn't get the answer 

Iida: wouldn't u rather stay it that way? 

Aoyama: no ofc. Why else would i ask

Aoyama: @Shouto @Hanta SO? There's ppl waiting for the answer 

Hanta: THERE'S PPL WAITING FOR THE ANSWER? 

Aoyama: yes. We've got opinions and we need the confirmation 

Izuku: confirmation 💀

Ojiro: nah this is wild man 

Shoji: do we even wanna know who the said ppl are? 

Shinsou: i got my eye on few ppl 

Denki: TOSHI TELL ME 

Shinsou: not here 

Shinsou: imma dm u 

Denki: kay 

Hanta: should i be concerned? 

Aoyama: no

Aoyama: i don't think so 

Katauki: u don't think so 💀

Eijirou: 😭😭😭what in the holy water is going on 

Iida: i wanna see the people who have said OPINIONS about this matter. 

Iida: i just wanna talk

Iida: feel free to show yourself. 

Iida: you're safe here

Ashido: i feel like we should also read this in reverse mode 

Ochako: U THINK? 

Tsu: don't act like ure not fangirling over him rn 

Ochako: STOP NO

Tsu: Shouto's been so quite this whole time 

Shouto: ....

Izuku: i don't think the dots are gonna help u sho 

Denki: NO BC HITO IS SO RIGHT ABT THE GUESSES HE HAS 

Shinsou: ofc im right. Aizawa is my father after all 

Aoyama: do i have to keep waiting? 

Hanta: YES? 

Shouto: we both kinda whimper. I guess

Hanta: SHOUTO?!?!?!? 

Tsu: called it 

Tsu: oh shit

Tsu: wait no. Forget i said that 

Tsu: pls forget i said that 

Denki: OMG TOSHI 

Shinsou: :)) said so 

Shouto: well, he didn't stop asking so i just said it

Hanta: U COULD HAVE NOT? 

Shouto: ...maybe i also kinda wanted to

Hanta: ...u did? 

Shouto: i little bit 

Katsuki: what the fucking shit 

Eijirou: same bro, same 

Aoyama: i get THAT. But

Aoyama: who's more into it

Shouto: ....

Hanta: Shouto 

Shouto: HANTA! 

Hanta: WHAT? I THOUGHT U SAID U WANTED THEM TO KNOW 

Shouto: oh i do. I just wanted to write smth in caps lock. 

Jirou: i fucking called this shit 

Momo: yes, yes u did love 

Jirou: DIWJZJSKSJAKKSSKAKSJS

Momo: :))) 

Izuku: OH. SHE KNOWS. SHE FUCKING KNOWS

Momo: idk what ure talking abt 

Katsuki: shit's getting real 

Ochako: SO REAL

Tsu: stop squealing 

Ochako: I CANT 

Ojiro: are we gonna ignore that Jirou said she called this

Denki: LITERALLY SAME QUESTION 

Denki: LIKE WHAT?!?!? 

Denki: U TALK ABT THIS STUFF

Denki: i mean. Hitoshi did tell me u were also part of it but i didn't believe it 

Shinsou: u Should always believe me denks 

Denki: i really fucking should 

Jirou: I'm gonna leave that with no comment 

Iida: well I WONT

Iida: this is definitely a violation of personal space 

Iida: you cannot discuss other people's sex lives without permission 

Iida: and if u will, you cannot publicly ask this kind of questions. It might be disrespectful to someone. Understand? 

Ashido: yes daddy 

Ashido: IIDA. I MEANT IIDA 

Ashido: SORRY IIDA. I SWEAR IT WAS A TYPO 

Aoyama: told u. Daddy issues 

Ashido: stfu

Iida: ....

Iida: can anyone take anything seriously in our class?? 

Ojiro: i think the problem here is that they take you TOO seriously 

Iida: this didn't make me feel better 

Ojiro: it wasn't supposed to 

Aoyama: @Shouto @Hanta thank u for ur cooperation. 

Hanta: Ure Welcome? 

Ochako: OKAY WAIT 

Ojiro: oh no 

Tokoyami: this will not end well either 

Tsu: babe 

Ochako: don't worry. Everything is gonna be okay 

Tsu: oh no. Im just rooting for u. Go for it

Ochako: <333 

Ochako: ANYWAYS 

Ochako: since we're on the topic 

Shoji: oh God 

Eijirou: idk if im excited or terrified 

Denki: same 

Denki: Hitoshi is grinning like a maniac 

Shinsou: leave me alone. This is the only light in my dark life 

Tokoyami: u call this LIGHT? 

Tokoyami: dude Uve got serious problems 

Shinsou: been knew that 

Denki: ...the only light? 

Shinsou: oh shit

Shinsou: obvi after u denks 

Denki: great

Aoyama: the gayness 

Aoyama: it's all cute and shit but can we get back to the original point.

Aoyama: pls continue Ochako

Aoyama: thank you yuga 

Ochako: as i said since we're already on the topic

Ochako: @Izuku 

Izuku: ....

Katsuki: OH HELL NO

Katsuki: NERD U SAY A FUCKING WORD IM GONNA BLOW UR ASS IN THE NEXT FUCKINF CENTURY 

Katsuki: AND IM GONNA DO IT SO HARD EVEN UR MOTHER WON'T RECOGNIZE U 

Eijirou: im dying 😭😭😭

Ashido: Ocha u did not 

Jirou: ochako. Ure so brave for this. Ure a real legend. I respect u for that

Ochako: thank you. It did it for the country. For the people

Iida: WHAT PPL!? WHAT COUNTRY?!?

Ochako: but i still didn't get my answer @Izuku 

Denki: u really wanna die, don't u 

Hanta: will i get killed if i say i also wanna know the answer to this

Shouto: same. Even tho i already have my guess 

Katsuki: i will literally cut u open and take ur organs out. 

Katsuki: then i will let the stray dogs eat it 

Shoji: is it me or does this sound scarier than when he uses caps lock 

Eijirou: oh no, it's definitely not just u. i also feel weird 

Aoyama: babes. Ure feeling diff kinda stuff. U and shoji are not the same 

eijirou: i dont understand what u mean

Aoyama: it’s ojay. U will eventually 

Ochako: so im not getting the answer 

Katsuki: OF COURSE YOURE NOT. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY WOULD U EVEN ASK THAT SHIT 

Izuku: kacchan whimpers. And he loves it too 

Eijirou: .....

Hanta: .....

Denki: .....

ochako: OMGNSOANSKAKSKSKA

Ojiro: im seeing this shit right, right? 

Tsu: i just wanna say

Tsu: i called this 

Ochako: 😭😭😭😭😭

Ashido: i feel like im writing my own death wish

Ashido: but i just have to say. That i called this too 

Denki: yall are W I L D 

Shinsou: i cannot believe i missed out on this for such a long time

Tokoyami: this doesn't make u wanna fly urself off the rooftop? 

Shinsou: no? It makes me kinda alive actually 

Tokoyami: u definitely belong here 

Shinsou: thank you. I appreciate the kind welcome 

Katsuki: deku

Katsuki: you're dead. You're fucking dead 

Katsuki: don't show yourself or i will not hesitate to rip ur head off 

Izuku: u cannot possibly kill me Kacchan 

Katsuki: I FUCKING CAN AND I FUCKING WILL U SHITHEAD 

Izuku: no u can't 

Katsuki: AND WHY TF NOT? 

Izuku: bc then who's gonna make u whimper exactly the way u like to? 

Toru: did i die? I think i died? Am i dead? 

Denki: shut UP. MIDO U DID NOT 

Shinsou: izuku u fucker 

Eijirou: i am spiraling. I am feeling things. Idk what things. But they’re THINGS 

Ojiro: idek how i feel anymore 

Ochako: DIWKZJSOZJAKZKKSAN

Jirou: Izuku, i fucking love u man

Jirou: who knew this was all it took to quite down the angry Pomeranian 

Momo: kyo, do u wanna GET KILLED? 

Jirou: i don't think hes capable of that rn 

Momo: exactly. Right now.

Momo: who knows what he'll do when he comes back 

Katsuki: IM STILL FUCKING HERE? 

Shinsou: oh u are? 

Shinsou: me personally, if i were you, i wouldn't be 

Katsuki: SHUT THE FUCK UP 

Shinsou: @Izuku come here, calm ur sub down 

Denki: HITOSHI NO 

Jirou: oh my God. 

Toru: there will be blood. I can feel it in my bones 

Aoyama: bitch, what bones 

Iida: somebody end my life. I cannot do this anymore 

Eijirou: shinsou, you're so wrong for that bro 😭

Hanta: i literally didn't do anything but i still wanna hide 

Shouto: he's literally in my room hugging my arm and looking at his phone over it 

Ochako: fucking mood 

Aoyama: Shinsou i think ure talking too much 

Aoyama: don't think just bc u are single rn i cannot find out ur deepest, darkest secrets and feed them to the whole class in front ur salad. 

Shinsou: ....

Ochako: this man gives me chills

Hanta: literally had a full body shiver rn 

Katsuki: @Aoyama can i help? 

Aoyama: ofc. The more the merrier 

Shinsou: fuck

Chapter Text

All gay some straight 

Toru: so i went in the kitchen right? 

Toru: bc its like five fucking am and im thirsty and of course i forgot to bring a bottle of water before i went to bed.

Toru: anyways. Since we've accomplished that im dying from dehydration i enter the kitchen and when i tell u my fucking heart dropped out of my ass 

Eijirou: is it just me who finds Toru talking abt her organs weird? 💀💀

Hanta: nah bro. Ure not the only one

Ochako: STFU so she can continue. Im fucking invested here 

Toru: thank u ocha

Toru: so, im scared bc there's fucking Sato standing there, with his apron on and everything and there's literally MILLIONS, and im saying, MILLIONS of muffins all around the kitchen.

Toru: not only on the counters, it was in the cabins too, the table, EVERYWHERE. It was a muffin party 

Katsuki: sato, i just hope u know ure gonna have to clean that shit up bc i won't tolerate my kitchen being fucked over 

Sato: can i just SAY that 

Hanta: yes? Go on 

Sato: i don't really know. I wanted to defend myself somehow but i came up with nothing. 

Ashido: LMAO MOOD

Tsu: can we at least know why you were stress baking? 

Sato: i was not stress baking 

Momo: really honey? Really? 

Sato: okay, maybe i WAS stress baking 

Shouto: wait 

Shouto: can i also bake when I'm stressed out? 

Hanta: NO

Izuku: NO 

Shouto: :(  why not 

Hanta: bc babe. U will either destroy the kitchen or destroy the whole building 

Izuku: and i do NOT have a nerve to listen to yet another whining fit from Kacchan abt how his kitchen is 'fucked in the ass' as he would like to say. 

Katsuki: HEY! 

Shouto: okay then 

Tsu: well? What's got u sweatin my boi? @Sato 

Eijirou: i read that in a cowboy voice and idk why 💀

Katsuki: shitty hair. Stop it

Katsuki: get some help 

Ashido: not bakubro memeing 

Katsuki: i don't live under the rock??? 

Sato: well, my mom is coming to visit today. 

Momo: oh 

Ochako: so? 

Sato: well, I'm kinda nervous bc when i left we kinda had a big fight and we still haven't talked abt it.

Sato: even tho I'm not mad anymore i still don't know what to say 

Tsu: oh damn 

Eijirou: bro im sure everything will be okay. Don't hurt urself thinking abt it too much. 

Eijirou: i understand what u mean bc me and my mom haven't always been on good terms. 

Eijirou: if something happens we're always here for u. Or u can always come to me. That would also be totally manly 

Izuku: Eijirou that was so sweet im crying 😭

Katsuki: bar that low? 

Izuku: stfu. don't act like ur eyes didn't just water

Katsuki: i have no fucking idea what ure talking abt 

Izuku: the tear on ur nose begs to differ  

Hanta: Eiji bro 😭

Hanta: love u bro. U're literally so sweet dude <3 

Ashido: im so proud that im ur friend rn. 

Ashido: I'm not crying u are 

Tsu: Kiri the sunshine boy 

Sato: thank u so much Kirishima. That means a lot 

Eijirou: no problem man 

Eijirou: ALSO U GUYS 

Eijirou: STOP THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

Eijirou: IM JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT A FRIEND. EVERYONE WOULD DO THE SAME 

Ochako: ah, such a kind soul 

Tokoyami: couldn't relate, could ya 

Ochako: 💀💀why am i suddenly getting attacked? 

Tokoyami: idk, there was too much feels so i got panicked 

Ochako: honestly 

Ochako: mood 

Tsu: but true tho. She can't relate 

Ochako: BABE

Hitoshi Shinsou is online  

Shinsou: sorry to burst the bubble 

Shinsou: but does anyone know where Denki is? 

Shinsou: he's been mia since this morning. He hasn’t answered to any of my texts 

Katsuki: is he mia or are u just salty he didn’t answer ur texts 

Shinsou: stfu

Hanta: nah bro. The last time we texted he asked if i knew where Kyoka was.

Eijirou: he asked me the same question as well 

Momo: .....same

Katsuki: that shithead asked me the same thing 

Izuku: i think something is going on here 

Momo: oh God. Kyo hasn’t answered to any of my texts either 

Izuku: okay there's definitely something going on 

Momo: OBVIOUSLY. 

Momo: last time i saw her it was in the common room. She had a face on that said she was doing smth she wasn’t supposed to. And then she left. 

Momo: i thought she just didn't wanna interact with society 

Momo: even tho she always texts ME when she gets like that but i thought she didn't wanna talk to me so i just didn't press it 

Momo: AND BC OF THAT SHES NOW MISSING 

Ochako: momo, sweetheart 

Ochako: You're rambling 

Momo: I KNOW 

Momo: i get like this when im nervous 

Tsu: and why exactly are u nervous honey? 

Momo: BC WHAT IF SMTH HAPPENED TO HER 

Ochako: my love, it's Kyoka we're talking abt

Ochako: death escapes from her 

Tokoyami: can confirm 

Momo: okay okay. You're right 

Momo: she's probably okay. Maybe it's too late so she's not active and she’s just sleeping

Tsu: yes exactly sweetie 

Eijirou: can i just say

Eijirou: how Ocha and Tsu just stopped a crying baby 

Izuku: it's so domestic i cant :') 

Tsu: yeah, we work well together 

Ochako: djakxjskxjskksdkzk 

Ochako: yeah :) 

Ojiro: i just wanna point out that you two have been together for the longest time and when i look at u all i see is a married couple. 

Hanta: LITERALLY SAME 

Tsu: awww that's so sweet. Thank u

Ochako: coalxjskxnkskssj 

Ochako: thank u :) 

Aoyama: love the gay in the studio tonight 

Eijirou: it's always gay in this studio 

Shinsou: this is all sweet and all

Shinsou: but i still don't know where Denki is

Shinsou: and i have a suspicion him and Jirou are together 

Shinsou: which i don't know if it's a good thing or no

Katsuki: don't be dumb 

Katsuki: that fuckers love each other 

Katsuki: u should be worried abt what they're gonna do together 

Katsuki: trust me when i tell u they can do more fucked up shit than him and Walmart Spiderman combined 

Momo: oh God 

Ojiro: Walmart Spiderman 💀

Hanta: i feel like i should be offended 

Toru: u all should be happy Iida is not awake. He'd lose his shit 

Momo: well, i am losing my shit atm 

Tsu: we talked about this momo 

Momo: yeah yeah okay. Deep breaths 

Ochako: good girl

Momo: djsksjskxjskskzj 

Eijirou: Kat do NOT make me remember. 

Eijirou: i just had a full body shiver remembering the last time 

Ashido: WHAT LAST TIME 

Hanta: no bc i have zero idea what last time ure talking abt 

Katsuki: it's bc only me and Ei know abt it 

Izuku: only u two...? 

Ashido: damn. Not even Izuku? 

Eijirou: no, nobody knows 

Eijirou: me and Kat were the one who found them and we made a promise we wouldn't tell anyone 

Eijirou: Kat i think we shouldn’t have said this. Now they’re gonna ask questions 

Katsuki: lmao u think? 

Hanta: RUE, WHEN WAS THIS? 

Eijirou: should i say? 

Katsuki: go for it. But no details 

Eijirou: IT WAS RIGHT AFTER NEW YEARS 😭😭

Ashido: fr? 

Katsuki: yeah. 

Hanta: bro u cant keep a secret to save ur life. How did u come this far 

Eijirou: ....i don't wanna talk abt it 

Katsuki: let's just say it wasn't really easy for him

Ojiro: suddenly im terrified 

Shoji: i don't even wanna know anymore 

Shoji: i feel like if i find out my safety will be threatened 

Katsuki: you're smarter than i thought 

Shoji: somehow, I'm not flattered 

Izuku: can i know what happened??

Izuku: please?????? 

Katsuki: no

Eijirou: no 

Izuku: BUT WHY 😭😭

Eijirou: BECAUSE. We four made a croup promise 

Eijirou: and there was blood involved 

Tsu: you all are doing nothing to make momo feel better

Ochako: her current state: hyperventilating 

Katsuki: don't fucking worry about it

Katsuki: they came out alive didn't they

Ochako: current state: hyperventilating INCREASES 

katsuki: shit 

Katsuki: its not my fucking fault. Im trying to help here 

Shinsou: it's not really working in ur favor 

Katsuki: no shit eyebags 

Ashido: uhh a nickname for Shinsou? 

Ashido: welcome bud @Shinsou Ure officially apart of ppl who Katsuki can tolerate 

Izuku: LMAOOO oh honey 

Ashido: ....what? Did i say smth wrong? 

Izuku: sweetie, kat and Toshi are basically besties 

Ashido: WHAAT?? 

Hanta: say sike rn 

Shinsou: awwww baku, u think I'm ur bestie? That's so sweet 

Katsuki: stfu before i make u eat ur words shithead 

Ochako: this is an affectionate Bakugou if I've ever seen one 

Katsuki: FUCK OFF 

Toru: i just want to know 

Toru: since when are Bakugou and Shinsou inseparable 

Katsuki: we are NOT inseparable 

Izuku: it's been like four months or smth 

Izuku: he's been aggressively taking my phone whenever im texting Toshi to curse him out for his dumb behavior

Izuku: or on good days give him some advice

Izuku: they kinda bonded like that 

Ochako: 💀💀💀

Ochako: can't they like

Ochako: text each other? 

Shinsou: why tho. I'm totally content with what we have going on rn 

Katsuki: yeah same 

Tsu: ofc. Commitment issues 

Izuku: LMAOOO

Ashido: cjaisjaksjakkakzj 

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Izuku midoryia made a gc

Izuku midoryia added Eijirou kirishima and Katsuki bakugou 

Izuku: now now u fucks 

Izuku: im listening and im listening hard 

Katsuki: fucking told u he'd do this 

Eijirou: 😭😭😭

Eijirou: Izuku please don't make me

Izuku: i didn't stutter. Did i? 

Eijirou: @Katsuki does he get like this often? 

Katsuki: only when he doesn't get his way 

Katsuki: which is way often than i would like it to be 

Izuku: ignoring that

Izuku: I think im waiting here right? 

Katsuki: you're not getting the answer nerd 

Izuku: yes i am

Katsuki: no ure not 

Izuku: KACCHAN 

Katsuki: NO 

Izuku: come ooonnnnn 

Izuku: pleaseeeeeee 

Eijirou: bro ik the demons are fighting u rn

Eijirou: but don't give up

Katsuki: tsk

Katsuki: as if id get dragged this easily 

Izuku: Ure literally hiding from me rn so i won't have to ask u in person bc u know u'll give in 

Eijirou: bro 💀💀

Katsuki: stfu 

Katsuki: at least im not spilling am i? 

Izuku: okay then 

Izuku: Eijirou 

Eijirou: oh God 

Eijirou: no. Please dont 

Izuku: we're close friends aren't we Ei? 

Eijirou: i cant do this shit bro 

Katsuki: fucking stand ur ground shitty hair 

Izuku: Ei you know i love you. 

Izuku: i tell u everything 

Izuku: u were literally the first person we told when me and Kacchan got together

Eijirou: .....first person? 

Izuku: yes

Eijirou: not even Shouto? 

Izuku: we told Shouto later (don't tell him that tho) 

Eijirou: fuck 

Katsuki: DO. NOT. GIVE. UP 

Eijirou: EASY FOR U TO SAY URE HIDING 

Katsuki: NOT RELEVANT ATM 

Eijirou: IT IS VERY MUCH RELEVANT 

Izuku: i feel so close to u Ei. Ure like one of my favorite ppl in the world.

Eijirou: BRO?!? 

Eijirou: IM SORRY BUT ARENT U SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A REACTION TO THIS? 

Katsuki: what reaction? 

Eijirou: HE SAID IM ONE OF HIS FAV PPL. ARENT U FREAKING OUT? BC I AM AND IDK WHY 

Katsuki: so? 

Katsuki: ure one of my favorite person too 

Eijirou: XISLZKSKAKZNNSNSWHAT 

Katsuki: dont fucking make this a big deal 

Katsuki: arent we friends or whatever? 

Eijirou: YES BUT THIS IS LIKE 

Katsuki: like what?

EIjirou: LIKE. I CANR EXPLAIN

Katsuki: well fuck u. U can fuck right off if u dont wanna be one

Eijirou: NO

Eijirou: OH GOD NO

Eijirou: I WANNA BE ONE 

Eijirou: i really wanna be one 

Katsuki: fucking great then. 

Izuku: im still not getting the answer? 

Katsuki: no

Izuku: i didn't wanna do this the hard way 

Izuku: but u left me no choice 

Eijirou: im scared 

Izuku: u should be 

Izuku: bc, i don't really think it's manly to keep secrets from ppl who u dim to be ur closest friends. 

Izuku: im just saying. I thought u wanted to be manly but i guess it's not ur thing.

Katsuki: fuck

Katsuki: fucking fuck 

Eijirou: .....

Eijirou is offline  

Katsuki: fuck 

Izuku: GOD. I WAS SO CLOSE 

Katsuki: You're a fucking maniac 

Katsuki: SEE WHAT U DID? 

Izuku: oh pls. We'll bring him snacks and offer to watch movie later and he'll forgive us eventually 

Katsuki: US? Who's US? 

Katsuki: Bitch this is on u 

Izuku: whatever 

Izuku: and u can't hide from me forever Kacchan 

Izuku: ull eventually have to give in :) 

Katsuki: M A N I A C 

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All gay some straight 

Tsu: maybe they're in Shouto's room?

Tsu: like last time 

Hanta: nah, Sho's with me and he's sleeping on my shoulder 

Ashido: AWWWW CAN WE GET A PIC?? 

Hanta: gimme a sex

Hanta: sec* fuck 

Ochako: 💀💀💀

Ochako: sir, this is Mcdonalds 

Hanta: stfu it was a typo 

Toru:ah this young Generation. All they think abt is sex 

Ashido:  fr fr

Hanta:  CAN U NOT? It was meant to be innocent. it was a typo dammit 

katsuki:  Denki once wrote cum instead of come by accident and u made fun of him for it for TWO months 

katsuki: don’t act like u don’t deserve this shit

hanta: OUCH? 

Ochako: okay okay. Just send the pic already 

Hanta: this is not deserved but since im such a kind soul

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Ashido: AHHHHHHH 

Toru: he's so cute? 😭😭😭

Ojiro: i am honestly so fucking jealous of his ability to look pretty even in his sleep 

Sato: bro u are not the only one

Sato: get in the line 

Ochako: no bc i sleep like a starfish 

Ochako: and i drool 

Tsu: can confirm 

Tsu: its cute tho 

Ochako: xjskskskznskskzj

Shinsou: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE FACT THAT TWO OF OUR CLASSMATES ARE MISSING? 

Toru: daymn 

Toru: calm ur panties Shinsou 

Shinsou: I AM CALM 

Tsu: yes and momo is definitely not panicking 

Tsu: hope u can feel the sarcasm 

Shinsou: oh trust me. I definitely can 

Momo: maybe we should wake Iida up

Momo: no

Momo: we Should call Aizawa 

Momo: NO. We should call nezu 

Tsu: deep breaths 

Momo: right. Right 

Jirou Kyoka is online  

Denki Kaminari is online  

Shinsou: FUCKING FINALLY 

Shinsou: WHERE HAVE U TWO BEEN? 

Momo: KYO? ARE U OK? WHERE ARE U? DO I NEED TO GET U? URE NOT HURT? 

Izuku: and then they say they're besties 

Eijirou: or roommates

Katsuki: or both

Denki: Toshi why are u yellin? 

Denki: are u yeling @ me? 

Denki: wut did i do

Denki: Kyo Hitoshi is yealin ar me 

Jirou: HITOSHI.

Jirou: WHY ARE U YEALIN ATE DENKI? 

Jirou: oh shit wait 

Jirou: momo's also yealin 

Jirou: why are u yealin momo 

Jirou: Denks momo is yealin at me 😭

Denki: DONT YELL AT KYO MOM O 

Katsuki: what in the fuckery 

Katsuki: is going on right now 

Hanta: im shitting my pants atm

Ochako: oh my fucking God 

Ochako: oh my God 

Ashido: WHERE ARE U TWO?!? 

Tokoyami: oh yes

Tokoyami: this is the entertainment i was looking for tonight 

Denki: Kyo i think

Denki: i think my head is spinning 

Jirou: no shit Sherlock 

Jirou: mine is too 

Toru: 💀💀💀 

Jirou: and can u PLS stop spinning around? 

Jirou: it's giving me fucking headache 

Denki: oh

Denki: sorrh 

Momo: what do u MEAN ur head is spinning 

Jirou: oh momooo

Jirou: its youuu

Jirou: honeyy

Jirou: sweeiteee 

Jirou: my love :) 

Momo: ....

Denki: KYO 

Denki: youre being gay on main

Denki: sTOP 

Jirou: im always being gay on main dumbass 

Denki: yeah but 

Denki: You're being 

Denki: momo gay 

Jirou: oh shit 

Jirou: on main? 

Denki: YES FJSKSJSKSJJSSJ

Jirou: CJAKSJSKSKSKS 

Jirou: @momo forget i said anything 

Momo: .....

Shinsou: Denki where are u? 

Denki: where am i? 

Shinsou: yes. Where are u 

Denki: how abt where are U? 

Shinsou: im in my room. Like how i am SUPPOSED to be. Unlike someone else i know

Denki: and who might that be? 

Shinsou: you u dumbass 

Shinsou: why aren’t u here? Get back here rn

Denki: uhh bossy 

Denki: i kinda like it 

Tsu: lol 

Izuku: guys. I think they're drunk

Shinsou: U THINK? 

Momo: YOU THINK? 

Izuku: well goddamn 

Izuku: eXuSe mE for making an observation 

Drunk: drunk? 

Denki: we're not drunk 

Denki: Kyo tell them we're not drunk 

Jirou: we difinitealy are noy drunk 

Shoji: real convincing 

Toru: pls someone wake Iida up 💀

Hanta: ARE U KIDDING? 

Hanta: he'll lose his shit 

Toru: exactly....

Ochako: ....

Ochako: @Iida 

Eijirou: OCHAKO NO 😭😭😭

Eijirou: we are never gonna hear the end of this

Ashido: maybe thats the point 

Katsuki: i cant believe yall are still being horny for class prez 

Ashido: i can't believe u aren't? 

Ashido: thats gotta be some kinda school guideline violation 

Katsuki: pinky

Katsuki: u need to get fucking laid 

Ojiro: OOP 

Ojiro: now THAT was definitely some kinda friendship guideline violation 

Ashido: just pull a trigger wont u 

Katsuki: u could definitely pull Hatsume if u tried even a little bit and didn't chicken out 

Ashido: SO DENKI AND KYOKA HUH? 

Denki: no no 

Denki: continue, i think there was some drama going on 

Jirou: Denki stop texting while pole dancing 

Jirou: it's dangerous 

Shinsou: HES WHAT? 

Hanta: please 

Hanta: im begging Kyoka 

Hanta: record that shit 

Jirou: bold of u to assume i already didn't 

Hanta: God i love you 

Jirou: sorry

Jirou: ive got my heart set on someone else

Ochako: 😭😭😭

Ochako: @Iida come here and see this shit 

Iida Tenya is online  

Iida: what is going on? 

Iida: why is my phone getting blown up at 11pm on a Thursday night? 

Toru: read up pls 

Tokoyami: just prepare mentally first

Iida: for what? 

Denki: OHHH 

Denki: DADDY IIDA IS HERE 

Denki: gotta blast 

Tokoyami: ....for that

Iida: oh God

Jirou: Iida don't be mad 

Jirou: we just drunk a Little 

Eijirou: a little? 💀

Jirou: yes

Jirou: just a bottle of vodka 

Katsuki: oh my fucking God 

Katsuki: a whole fucking bottle? 

Denki: yea

Eijirou: oh no 

Izuku: what. WHAT. 

Iida: oh my God 

Momo: VODKA? 

momo: KYOKA VODKA? 

Shinsou: fuck me 

Denki: God, thought u'd never ask 

Eijirou: bro 💀💀💀

Ashido: Kami no 😭

Iida: i already want to unsee this

Denki: whaaaattt 

Denki: he was the one who said it 

Katsuki: i can't fucking do this shit 

Tokoyami: this is so amusing 

Tokoyami: now i understand what Uraraka feels 

Ochako: FINALLY. SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS 

Ashido: bitch? What am i? A roach? 

Toru: apparently we are 

Ochako: no no guys. I meant

Ochako: someone from emo squad finally understands

Shouto: i got rudely awoken by Hanta's loud snorts so i might as well join in the discussion 

Shouto: we have emo squad? 

Jirou: YES 

Jirou: and URE part of it

Shouto: i am? 

Shouto: i wasn't aware of this information 

Shouto: Hanta did u know i was a part of emo squad? 

Hanta: 💀💀💀

Shinsou: can we get back to the fact that Denki and Jirou drank a whole ass bottle of fucking vodka

Katsuki: good point cuz them and vodka are never a good idea 

Eijirou: kat im scared. I don't want this to happen again 

Katsuki: don't worry Ei. This time we're not alone 

Izuku: what the FUCK do you two know 

Izuku: i need answers 

Izuku: and i need them NOW

Denki: Toshi don't worry. We're okay

Denki: actually. We weren't even feeling anything until like 15 minutes ago 

Jirou: yeah. It suddenly hit us after we got up 

Jirou: and whm i say hit i mean litraly 

Jirou: Denki fel over the min he got ip LMAOO 

Denki: KYO 

Denki: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY BETWEEN US. 

Jirou: sorry Denks. I just thought it was funny 

Denki: oh

Denki: then it's okay :) 

Jirou: :) 

Shinsou: what the fuck

Momo: why are you two suddenly being so...

Shinsou: friendly? 

Momo: yeah...

Denki: wym?!?!?! 

Denki: me and Kyo has always been this friendly 

Denki: we're like super close. In a mean way 

Denki: just like bakubro. Just less anger issues and more daddy ones 

Ochako: 💀💀💀im ded 

Sato: i actually stopped baking to read this 

Sato: what in the sweet Gordon Ramsey is going on 

Tokoyami: idk but im kinda having fun

Iida: i cannot do this today 

Iida: and i will NOT do this today 

Jirou: Kami. You're the best man 

Denki: STOP U ARE 

Shinsou: ....

Momo: ....

Izuku: what? U jealous? 

Shinosu: no im not 

Shinsou: why tf would i be jealous 

Izuku: mhm 

Momo: neither am i 

Ochako: mhm 

Denki: KYO KYO 

Jirou: stop yelling dumbass 

Denki: oh sorry 

Denki: do u know what i think? 

Jirou: what 

Denki: i think we're bestest friends 

Jirou: RIGHT? 

DENKI: YEA 

Jirou: Denki. You're a Genius

Denki: no im not 

Denki: im a chicken 

Ochako: LMAOOOOO

Ashido: DENKI NO😭😭😭

Eijirou: BRO WTF 

Jirou: LMFAO DENKI STOP TRYING TO FLY 

shinsou: omfg 

Iida: no. Just no 

Iida added Aizawa Shouta in the chat 

Iida: Aizawa. Im not dealing with this today 

Iida: you are the teacher. 

Iida: and u take care of this

Iida: goodbye 

Iida Tenya is offline 

Aizawa: .....

Aizawa: what did i ever do wrong 

Ojiro: probably taking this class as ur homeroom one 

Aizawa: probably 

Denki: AIZAWA. URE HERE 

Aizawa: so it's Denki 

Aizawa: ofc it's kaminari 

Aizawa: its always Kaminari 

Jirou: dont be rood Aizawa sensei 

Aizawa: ....

Toru: they're drunk

Tsu: they drank a bottle of vodka 

Aizawa: no they did not 

Shinsou: yes they did

Aizawa: no

Shinsou: YES THEY DID. 

Aizawa: Toshi WHY 

Shinsou: WHY ARE U ASKING ME 

Aizawa: NO. I MEAN WHY 

Aizawa: WHY HIM 

Shinsou: D A D 

Shouto: i still can't believe u all knew abt this

Denki: Aizawa sensei 

Aizawa: what Kaminari 

Denki: u have a veeeryyyyy pretty son 

Denki: i think u and mic did a pretty good job choosing him 

Denki: if i were u. I'd choose him as well

Shinsou: ....

Aizawa: okay. Maybe i kinda see why 

Shinsou: djskskzjskakskzj 

Izuku: great. Now he's broken 

Jirou: DENKI

Jirou: now U are being gay on main 

Denki: shush 

Denki: i had to say what an awesome son Hitoshi is 

Izuku: Denks stop if u don't want to give Toshi a heart attack 

Shinsou: stfu 

Jirou: BUT 

Jirou: i also want to tell Momo's parents what an awesome daughter they have :( 

Jirou: why do u only get to do it? Thats so fucking unfair 

Aizawa: is this usually what happens here? 

Ojiro: ALL DAY 

Ojiro: EVERYDAY 

Denki: hahahahah in ur face Kyoka 

Jirou: eat a bag of dicks m'lady 

Denki: fuck u sideways sir 

Denki: .....

Jirou: PFTTTRJEKSJZJSJS

Denki: LMAOOODJSKSJSJDJ

Jirou: WE ARE SO FUNNY 

Denki: STOP IM CRYING 

Shouto: Aizawa did u know i was in a emo squad? 

Aizawa: what the fuck?

Hanta: URARAKA SEE WHAT UVE DONE? 

Ochako: ITS NOT MY FAULT😭

Shouto: who else is in the emo squad? 

Ashido: 💀💀

Hanta: somebody answer him or he won't stop 

Tokoyami: me, you, Jirou, Izuku and Shinsou 

Aizawa: why am i not surprised 

Shinsou: u DEFINITELY were in one of those in ur student era 

Aizawa: not the point 

Aizawa: anyways 

Aizawa: will i get a proper answer if i ask where u two are? 

Denki: idk

Denki: will i get a yes if i ask ur son's hand in marriage? 

Ochako: DAMN 

Eijirou: okay. That was smooth  

Hanta: our bro got the game 

Denki: thank. I try 

Shoji: can i just say

Shoji: that i can feel Shinsou hyperventilating from across the hall 

Shinsou: leave me alone 

Aizawa: kid

Aizawa: and u ask 

Aizawa: if u have a chance? 

Katsuki: thats what ive been fucking telling him 

Izuku: literally 

Denki: chance at what? 

Shinsou: NOTHING 

Denki: but :( 

Shinsou: ....

Shinsou: he meant chance in becoming a good hero 

Ochako: cough. Whipped. Cough. 

Denki: OHH 

Denki: ARE U KIDDING? 

Denki: ure gonna be a fucking awesome hero

Denki: gonna kick everyone's ass 

Shoji: bet u want him to kick urs first 

Ochako: SHOJI NO 😭😭

Hanta: wild man. Wild 

Denki: ah, u don't even know 

Izuku: 💀💀💀💀

Tsu: in front of Aizawa's salad too 

Aizawa: idk what to say so i won't say anything

Jirou: [denkikissingapole-img] 

Jirou: he literally said 'it got cold lips' anf im still cring abt it 

Hanta: 😭😭😭😭

Aizawa: God help us

Shoji: it's too late for them now 

Aizawa: at least they're okay and not dead 

Denki: oh don't worry Aizawa. We're really okay. 

Jirou: yeah, we're heading to the dorm rn 

Aizawa: you do understand it's after curfew to be out of dorms right? 

Aizawa: you are definitely getting the detention 

Jirou: i was just wondering 

Jirou: and i have one question 

Denki: shoot 

Jirou: is there anything better than a pussy? 

Momo: ....

Hanta: 💀💀💀

Ochako: that's a real question right there 

Aizawa: yes. A really good book 

Denki: NO I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT 😭

Denki: Aizawa you stole my meme 

Aizawa: as i recall it was never urs 

Eijirou: i still cannot believe Aizawa memes 

Shinsou: he does it more than Hizashi 

Aizawa: Hitoshi. Stop exposing me to problem children you call ur friends 

Aizawa: they're gonna use it against me. Especially the fake Spiderman one 

Tsu: oop. God dragged by our homeroom teacher Hanta

Hanta: 😭😭😭😭

Shouto: can Hanta be in our emo aquad? @Tokoyami 

Katsuki: fucking kill me 

Tokoyami: no he cannot Todoroki

Shouto: why not? 

Tokoyami: because he doesn't have mentally ill parents or the lack of them for that matter. 

Tokoyami: we are just bunch of kids with tragic backstories who now are mentally unstable 

Shouto: oh 

Shouto: wait 

Shouto: there are people who doesn't have tragic backstories and are mentally stable? 

Shouto: i mean. My therapist did say something about it but i didn't really believe it

Ochako: oh God? 

Izuku: Sho baby, we talked abt this 

Toru: ur bf is literally one of those ppl Shouto 

Shouto: Hanta, you're mentally stable? 

Hanta: well, um...

Shouto: it's okay, u can tell me if u are. I won't be mad 

Shouto: i love you either way 

Ashido: this would be cute if it wasn't so weird? 

Hanta: i mean, i was raised in loving family and i always had people who cared about me. I always had ups and downs but i was never really, you know, depressed or something 

Shouto: you were never depressed?!? 

Hanta: ...yea

Shouto: Aizawa sensei is that normal? 

Eijirou: i- 

Aizawa: yes Todoroki, it is normal to have a good childhood and healthy mentality 

Shouto: oh 

Jirou: [vid of denki singing 'i love you bitch. I ain't gon never. Stop loving you bitch] 

Hanta: what tf is he doing 😭

Eijirou: bro is he singing this to the pole? 

Tsu: its the way Kyoka's laughing in the background 

Kyoka: i coudnt breath 

Ojiro: its breathe 

Jirou: bitch who gaf 

Ojiro: okay then 

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Private chat between Marceline and bubblegum

Marceline: Denki

Marceline: come here pls

Bubblegum is online  

Bubblegum: TOSHIIII 

Bubblegum: hey Toshiii 

Bubblegum: im here. At ur service sir 🫡

Marceline: Denks 

Marceline: hi 

Bubblegum: hi 

Bubblegum: what is it Toshi? 

Marceline: u haven't texted me all day 

Bubblegum: oh 

Bubblegum: yeah. Sorry about that. Just me and Kyo were out most of the time and then we were in the gc 

Marceline: yeah 

Bubblegum: are u mad? 

Marceline: no 

Bubblegum: so u are 

Marceline: no im not 

Bubblegum: [denkimakingaheart.img] 

Bubblegum: here. U can have my heart so don't be mad 

Marceline: .....

Marceline: fuck 

Bubblegum: are u still upset? I can send more if u want. 

Marceline: no. Im not anymore 

Bubblegum: ha! I knew u were before 

Marceline: yeah yeah. U know everything 

Bubblegum: hahahah no ofc not Toshi. I just know everything about u 

Marceline: where are you? Tell me so i can find you 

Bubblegum: aw damn it. 

Bubblegum: Aizawa already found us. We're in his office 

Bubblegum: but u could have been my knight in shining armor and come to my rescue 

Bubblegum: i can sneak out if u want and then u can look for me and find me 

Marceline: NO NO 

Marceline: be where you are. I'll go there 

Bubblegum: oh, okay then Toshi. I'm waiting for you :) 

Bubblegum: and Aizawa is also giving me weird side eyes so u better hurry 

Marceline: sprinting atm 

Bubblegum: hahahaha go little rockstar 

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Private chat between Luz and Amity 

Amity: can u get me? 

Luz: OH GOD 

Luz: KYOKA WHERE ARE U 

Luz: YES OFC I CAN GET YOU

Luz: JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE

Amity: please stop yelling. I feel like ure yelling inside my head 

Luz: oh sorry. 

Amity: it's okay. Just my head hurts a little and i don't want u yellin 

Luz: oh, so you're already half sober now? 

Amity: yeah. Kinda 

Amity: I'm really fucking tired tho. I can barely keep my eyes open to type 

Luz: tell me where you are and I'll take you to ur dorm 

Amity: no. Not my dorm 

Luz: ...no? 

Amity: no. Can we go to urs? I haven't seen u all day. I kinda wanna spend the night together. 

Luz: oh 

Luz: great yeah. I can definitely do that. That's not a problem at all 

Luz: just tell me where you are 

Amity: I'm in Aizawa's office. He gave us water and stuff. Some food to help us get sober 

Amity: we're currently sitting in front of him while he does some paperwork 

Luz: okay. I'll be there in five

Amity: Aizawa's also been giving Denki the dad stare for the past fifteen minutes, I'm kinda scared

Luz: haha I'll be sure to hurry 

Amity: mhm