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ruch: jack
ruch: i know you're online you bastard
ruch: jaaaaack
a bush: shut the fuck up rush arent you supposed to be killing people rn
ruch: i have an important question shush
ruch: @jack @jack @jack @jack @jack @jack @jack
jack 🧪: No.
jack 🧪 is offline.
ruch: wth man
a bush: get back to killing bro. you fuckin egg. bitch. bastard.
ruch: unprovoked too. i'm screenshitting this & sending it to seek as proof you're an asshole for no reason
a bush: its because youre not doinng your goddamn job
ruch: jesus dude ..
ruch is offline.
a bush is offline.
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ruch: wait why the fuck was he online then ..
ruch: anywho hey girlies
Eyes: Hi.
jeff :) : jeffhi
scrinch: RUSH hey do you forgive me 🥺
scrinch: remind me to kms for iusing that emoji again
ruch: can be done
ruch: and NO‼️‼️‼️
Seek.: Hello.
Figure: Hey guys
Figure: What's a pea nits
ruch: h
ruch: WHAT
Eyes: ..hm.
Seek.: ...Why..?
Figure: Something screech said
scrinch: uh oh
scrinch: WAIT IF HHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A WEENIE IS
scrinch: HOW WAS I
scrinch: CONCEIVED ??????
Seek.: You're adopted.
ruch: LMAOJSHFHKFFNKFFH
Seek.: Christ, Screech. Entities don't even have genitals. You should know this.
Figure: Oh that
Figure: Could have just said but thanks
Figure is offline.
Seek.: Anywho, Screech.
scrinch is offline.
Seek. is offline.
ruch: i'd help him but he deserves whatever happens next
jeff :) : huh
ruch: anywho @jack @jack @jack @jack @jack @jack @jack @jack
jack 🧪 is online.
jack 🧪: What. Lotherfucker.
ruch: dming u it's so important
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[DMs between ruch and jack 🧪.]
ruch: hi bro
ruch: m'guy
ruch: lad
jack 🧪: What do you want Rush.
ruch: fuckin hell
ruch: ok i was just wondering.
ruch: why do you get a normal human name
jack 🧪: I don't. Fucking know man. I'm sexy and cool
ruch: no ur not?
jack 🧪: How do you know Rush isn't a normal human name?
ruch: out of all the information card things i've stolen & fed to el goblino
ruch: none have said anything close to rush
jack 🧪: Why are you so obsessed about this now anyway
ruch: i'm a freak 😔
ruch: idk man. i just think it's unfair
jack 🧪: Mk
jack 🧪: Did you have to spam me a thousand times though 🤨
ruch: :3c
jack 🧪: Die.