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“What I’m looking at is nothing of your concern,” Isagi huffed.
“Okay, Mr. fancy pants, what are you hiding?” Bachira laughed.
“Fine then fuck you I’m not showing you”
“Did you change Kaiser’s contact name?” Hiori asked.
“What, no!” Isagi forgot he did that.
“You totally did,” Kunigami replied. “You had it as Rattenkönig as long as I can remember, now you have it as Kaiserschmarrn.”
“What does Kaiserschmarrn mean? Otoya asked.
“It comes from an old German saying meaning Kaiser kisser, and since the Kaiser was the king of the German Empire, it later became a slang term that meant boy kisser,” Yukimiya lied.
“That is not what it means; it’s a type of German dessert!”
“Why would you be naming him after a desert?” Karasu asked.
“Ya, why would you be doing that?”
“Screw you guys you aren’t helping”
“Helping with what?”
Isagi flung a piece of asparagus at Bachira.
…
07:30 PM
“Now, Reo, I love you, but did you have to go that all out on the cake?” Chigiri asked.
“It’s only 8 layers.”
“Only!”
“Who cares, the cake is delicious,” Kunigami argued.
“You’re going to be persuaded that easily?” Kunigami stuck a piece of the cake in Chigiri's mouth.
“Huh, never mind, you should have gone with more layers.”
“Fat ass” Isagi grumbled well stuffing his face with a piece of cake.
“So, about you and Kaiser?” Kunigami asked.
“Can’t talk right now, eating cake.” Isagi waved him off.
“But”
“Can’t talk eating cake!”
…
07:45 PM
Everyone waited in anticipation as Reo and Nagi began the flower toss.
“Alright, nobody go crazy here, it’s just a flower toss.” Reo held out a bouquet of golden wattles and tossed it into the air.
Aryu immediately leapt into the air using his height to get at the bouquet, but Chigiri swiftly grabbed his leg, sending them both fumbling to the ground.
The bouquet sailed down lightly, landing in Sendo’s hand.
“Yaaaaaaas!” Sendo screamed so loudly that it hurt the eardrums of people around him.
“Oliver, I’m going to be expecting that ring soon.”
“Okay, okay, slow down there!”
08:15 PM
“You ready to get those dancing shoes on, buddy?” Bachira asked.
“No, I am not embarrassing myself,” Isagi declared. Well, we watched Lorenzo go crazy on the dance floor.
“Are you sure dancing is pretty fun?”
“Nope”
08:30 PM
“Hey, everyone, want to watch me spin on my head?” Isagi cheered. Everyone cheered him on.
Unfortunately, he was being overconfident and forgot that, unlike Bachira or Kiyora, he couldn’t dance that well.
When he went to spin on his head, he completely failed and ended up lying starfish on the ground.
Kiyora proceeded to do an actual breakdance move that got everybody’s attention.
“This is why Kiyora has a partner,” Niko surmised.
“That’s easy to say when you’re dating him,” Isagi groaned.
“Not my fault that I know what I like.”
“I hope that Crocodile comes back and eats you, then spits out that toilet brush hair of yours.”
Feeling a little silly, Niko walked over and kissed Kiyora on the lips to rub it in Isagi’s face.
“Go touch a box jellyfish,” Isagi grumbled.
“Having fun?” Nagi asked.
“Why’d you have to invite so many assholes?” Isagi asked jokingly.
“I don’t know Reo made the guest list.”
“Oh great, I’ll make sure to thank him for inviting me on this lovely little excursion.”
“Is that sarcasm?”
“I’ll let you be the judge of that.”
…
As the dancing continued, Isagi began sweating rapidly.
Everybody else had given their speeches for Nagi and Reo, which just left him to do his speech.
A speech that he had not written ahead of time.
And Reo and Nagi were getting ready for another couple's dance, so it was now or never for Isagi.
Bachira and Rin gave him a nudge before he stepped out from the crowd to give that speech.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to have your attention,” Isagi began.
“I remember when I first met Reo and Nagi. I thought Nagi was a bum and that Reo was way too dependent on him. But as time went on, I found out they were much more than that. Both ended up as some of my best friends, and despite wanting to strangle them several times for picking Australia as their wedding location, we all got here alive, I think so will take our wins where we can get them.”
Isagi caught his breath.
“Anyway, I’d like to give a big thanks to Reo and Nagi for getting us all here, happy wedding, and please don’t get a divorce because I don’t want to pick a side in the custody battle.”
The ending got a laugh from everyone, and Reo and Nagi were allowed to start their dance.
“You know where 100 percent picking Reo in the divorce battle if it ever comes to that,” Chigiri stated. “The bum can end up on the street with Igaguri.”
“Hey, we do not insult the Igagoat, he is a valuable member of our friend group, even if we have no idea how he ended up in it.”
“I thought that was a very nice speech, regardless,” said Kunigami.
“Thank you, I didn’t really have a plan in mind, I just kind of winged it.”
“Wait, you mean you were stuck out in the desert for days, and you still couldn’t figure out a good speech for the wedding? What exactly were you doing the whole time?” asked Kunigami.
Chigiri gave him a nudge and fluttered his eyes.
“Don’t give me that look, I know what you’re implying,” Isagi sighed.
“So, what did the two of you do then when you were stuck in the middle of nowhere?”
“I got to try Python meat, which was better than I thought it would be.”
Chigiri gagged a little, “That sounds disgusting.”
“They gave us some for the road if you want.”
“Okay, I’m gonna go before you make me sick.”
“You’re loss, Chigiri.”
“Can I try some when you cook it?” Kunigami asked, well, he followed Chigiri to make sure he wasn’t actually sick.