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[4:15pm]

LadyWifi added ninohassickbeats , ladybugshitimeanmarinette and iLoveLadybug23 to the conversation

LadyWifi: Hello my children

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: im not your fucking child

ninohassickbeats: marinette is angry fucking run

iLoveLadybug23: why

ninohassickbeats: last time she got mad at me i couldnt blink for three days

iLoveLadybug23: oh shit

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: im not mad

LadyWifi: and you don't love adrien

iLoveLadybug23: what

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ALYA

LadyWifi: lets face it, you want to birth his children

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ALYA I SWEAR TO GOD

iLoveLadybug23: wait what

LadyWifi: she loves you

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ALYA IM GOING TO RIP YOU EYES OUT

LadyWifi: you don't mean that

LadyWifi: marinette?

LadyWifi: someone send help i think she's coming to my house

ninohassickbeats: hell no I'm not getting in her way

iLoveLadybug23: whats going on

LadyWifi: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHES AT MY DOOR

LadyWifi: SEND BACK UP

ninohassickbeats added art.hoe to the conversation

ninohassickbeats: I GOT BACKUP

art.hoe: wtf is going on

iLoveLadybug23: i have no idea

art.hoe: adrien wtf is your username

iLoveLadybug23: the truth

art.hoe: oh god

LadyWifi: IS N O ONE COMONG OTO HELPME SHE IS ABO UT TO KNOC K DOWN MT DOOR

iLoveLadybug23: WAIT IS IT THAT BAD

LadyWifi: YOU FUCKING FINALLY GOT IT

art.hoe: i want to leave

ninohassickbeats: no one can leave the chat

art.hoe left the conversation

ninohassickbeats: WTF NATHANAËL

ninohassickbeats added art.hoe to the conversation

ninohassickbeats: bitch ass fuck

LadyWifi: GOO DBYE IM ABOU  TTO DIE

art.hoe: nice

ninohassickbeats: GOODBYE ALYA I LOVE YOU

LadyWifi: HOLY F UKING SHIT ITS CHA T NOIR

art.hoe: no way

LadyWifi sent a photo

art.hoe: holy shit

ninohassickbeats: adrien are you seeing this

ninohassickbeats: adrien?

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[9:23pm]

LadyWifi: 6 days

LadyWifi: 6 days since any of you fuckers texted on this chat

LadyWifi: Do you smell that? Take a good whiff

LadyWifi: You know what that smell is

LadyWifi: Disappointment

LadyWifi: As your mother, words cannot express how disappointed i am in you

LadyWifi: First i go through the ever traumatic experience of being akumatised, and ladybug and chat noir don't even bother giving me an interview

iLoveLadybug23: did someone say ladybug

LadyWifi: ADRIEN NOT NOW IM RANTING

LadyWifi: And then i go through watching this chat become deserted

LadyWifi: Abandoned

LadyWifi: Lost in the world

LadyWifi: Another failure

LadyWifi: Might as well give up on all my dreams

LadyWifi: What do they mean anymore?

LadyWifi: How can i become a professional journalist if i cant even keep a group chat going

LadyWifi: This is the end of me

LadyWifi: My dreams got destroyed before they even began

iLoveLadybug23, ninohassickbeats, art.hoe and ladybugshitimeanmarinette have seen this

LadyWifi: …

LadyWifi: …

LadyWifi: …

LadyWifi: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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[9:54pm]

art.hoe: alya you done with ur temper tanty yet

LadyWifi: first of all okay rude

LadyWifi: and yes

art.hoe: ok thank the lord i thought it would never end

LadyWifi: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

LadyWifi: NATHANAEL DONT BE FUCKING RUDE

LadyWifi: NINO WHERE TF ARE YOU!?!? YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND COME BACK ME UP

art.hoe: jfc calm down

LadyWifi: I WILL FIGHT YOU

ninohassickbeats: alya wtf

LadyWifi: dont you dare wtf me

ladybugshitimeanmarinett: shit she's typing in all lowercase

iLoveLadybug23: what does that mean

ninohassickbeats: it means FUCKING RUN SORRY NATH YOU ARE DEA LING WITH THIS ON UR OWN BUDDY

ninohassickbeats has left the chat

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: sorry gtg save paris cause I'm actually ladybug

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: shit i mean do homework lmao autocorrect

ladybugshitimarinette has left the chat

iLoveLadybug23: i dont feel safe

iLoveLadybug23 has left the chat

art.hoe: alya calm down ur gonna get akumatised

LadyWifi: shit you rite

LadyWifi: wait didn't nino say before that no one leaves the chat

art.hoe: yeah?

LadyWifi: that fucking hypocrite left the chat

art.hoe: alya deep breaths

LadyWifi: im gonna shove his headphones so far up his ass it'll come alive with the sounds of music

art.hoe: kinky

LadyWifi: nat pls

art.hoe: OMG NAT

LadyWifi: *NATH*NATH*NATH

art.hoe has change his name to nat

LadyWifi: OMG IM DYING

nat: bonjour je m'appelle nat

LadyWifi: omg everyone needs to see this

LadyWifi has added ninohassickbeats, ladybugshitimeanmarinette and iLoveLadybug23 to the chat

ninohassickbeats: what did i miss

nat: everything

ladybugshitimeamarinette: who tf is nat

LadyWifi took a screenshot

LadyWifi sent a photo

iLoveLadybug23: omg nat

nat: wait adrien why is your name iloveladybug

iLoveLadybug23: bc its the truth

ninohassickbeats: bc fanboy here has a massive crush on the fine lady

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: wait you like me

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ****ladybug lmao autocorrect amirite

LadyWifi: lmao bout to say

ninohassickbeats: wouldn't it be funny if ladybug was in this chat

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: hahah ha aha thatll be funny hahaha ha ah e

iLoveLadybug: that'll be so dope

LadyWifi: i would cry

nat: doesnt anyone think that ladybug is overrated

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: bitch tf

iLoveLadybug23: fucking FIGHT ME

LadyWifi: NAT I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO SHOVE YOUR PAINT BRUSHES DOWN UR TH OAT

nat: NO WAIT NOT MY PAINTBRUSHES THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO UNDERSTAND ME

LadyWifi: WELL THEY BOUT TO UNDERSTAND YOU FROM THE INSIDE
ninohassickbeats: I'm not even gonna bother to stop her this time you had it coming

nat: IM JUST TYRING TO VOIC E MY OIPINON

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: your opinion sucks ass

iLoveLadybug23: wait mari i didn't know you liked ladybug

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: just tryna defend myself

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: shit i mean ***ladybug ha ha ah ahaha

LadyWifi: lmao bout to say

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[10:57pm]

LadyWifi: Nino???

LadyWifi: NINO!!

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: alya what are you doing

LadyWifi removed ninohassickbeats from the conversation

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ALYA

LadyWifi: ADRIEN

iLoveLadybug23: whats up

iLoveLadybug23: woah whats going on

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: i would like to know too

LadyWifi: i know who ladybug is

iLoveLadybug23: wait what

LadyWifi: i know who she is

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: no you don't

LadyWifi: yes i do

LadyWifi: you know who he is?

iLoveLadybug23: WHO!!

LadyWifi: you guys aren't gonna believe this

LadyWifi: but

ladybugshitimeanmarinette removed LadyWifi from the conversation

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: whoops

iLoveLadybug23: thats alright

iLoveLadybug23 added LadyWifi to the conversation

LadyWifi: mari i know your excited but control urself

LadyWifi: anyway, ladybug is totally nino!!

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: shit u rite

iLoveLadybug23: …. no way

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: yep its nino gtg bye

iLoveLadybug23: no wait it cant be nino

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: damn so close

iLoveLadybug23: bc nino got akumatised!!

LadyWifi: fuck how did i miss that

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: guys its nino ur so blind

LadyWifi: marinette you heard adrien it cant be

LadyWifi: then who is it…

iLoveLadybug23: maybe she's closer than we think?

iLoveLadybug23: its gotta be so obvious

iLoveLadybug23: i just need a something to point me in the right direction

LadyWifi: ill try and find a slip up, something small like a typo or something

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: lmao but you don't have her on messages

LadyWifi: you got me there

LadyWifi: so if it isn't nino its gotta be someone close to him right?

iLoveLadybug23: wait why?

LadyWifi: bc nino (beside from the bubbler) has never been seen next to ladybug

LadyWifi: and who does nino hang out with?

LadyWifi: I've got it!

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: no you don't

LadyWifi: yes i do!

LadyWifi: agh it was so obvious

LadyWifi: they've never been seen next to ladybug

LadyWifi: always disappears when ladybug arrives

LadyWifi: appears again when she's gone

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: woah hold up lets not jump to conclusions

LadyWifi: no I'm right this time

LadyWifi: ladybug is ADRIEN!

iLoveLadybug23: wait what

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: shit u rite

iLoveLadybug23: nononono its not me

LadyWifi: prove it

iLoveLadybug23: i took a selfie with her without her knowing

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: wait what

iLoveLadybug23 sent a photo

LadyWifi: agh damn i was so close

LadyWifi: i need more help wheres nino and nathanael

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: you removed nino bc you thought he was ladybug

LadyWifi: oh right

LadyWifi added ninohassickbeats to the conversation

ninohassickbeats: alya wtf

LadyWifi: nino shut up I'm so close to finding out who ladybug is

ninohassickbeats: who do you think it is

LadyWifi: well all my suspects have been crossed off the list

LadyWifi took a screenshot of the conversation

LadyWifi sent a photo

ninohassickbeats: damn

LadyWifi: but all except one

iLoveLadybug23: WHO!!!!!

LadyWifi: someone in this very chat

ninohassickbeats: again

LadyWifi: no its different this time

LadyWifi: nath you've been awfully quite

nat: im not ladybug

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: no wait yes his is!!!

nat: I'm not

LadyWifi: prove it

nat: evillustrator remember

LadyWifi: damn

iLoveLadybug23: damn

ninohassickbeats: damn

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: oh well guess we’ll never find out who ladybug is what a shame

LadyWifi: ugh ill find out next time

ninohadsickbeats: sure alya

LadyWifi: I've got an idea!

LadyWifi: maybe its marinette!!

iLoveLadybug23: OMG

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: uhhhhh no its not

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: umm i got uhh

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: turned into that mummy once!!

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: yeah thats a thing that happened!

LadyWifi: shit u rite ur not ladybug

LadyWifi: but then who is????

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ninohasssickbeats: merry christmas

iLoveLadybug23: kiss my ass

LadyWifi: ADRIEN SUCH LANGUAGE


iLoveLadybug23: NO WAIT ITS A SONG


iLoveLadybug23: ITS A SONG I SWEAR

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: its not even christmas

ninohassickbeats: marinette marinette, when will you realise its not about the actual date, but who you're with that makes it christmas

iLoveLadybug23: woah thats deep

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: no its about the actual date

[ninohassickhassickbeats changed the group name to merry christmas suck my ass marinette]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: that doesnt even make any fucking sense you ballsack

LadyWifi: marinette what happened to your innocence

art.hoe: we've all lost our innocence since joining this hell hole

ninohassickbeats: okay 1) where tf did you come from 2) rude and 3)

[ninohassickbeats change the chat name to hell hole™]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ur face is a hell hole

ninohassickbeats: fuck you

iLoveLadybug23: MY INNOCENCE

art.hoe: drop the act banana boy you're the most kinky one here

[iLoveLadybug23 has changed their name to banana boy]

banana boy: shit u rite

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[2:32am] (look at me i added times)

ninohassickbeats: bonjour bitches does anyone wanna give me some homework answers

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: shut up nihoe I've been awake on pure adrenaline trying to finish mine I'm not giving you the answers

[ninohassickbeats changed their name to nihoe]

nihoe: tsk tsk marinette you should be asleep

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: fucking hypocrite

nihoe: okay but i have an excuse to be awake

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: SO DO I

nihoe: homework is not an excuse

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THEN HMMM


nihoe: pokemon go

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: pokemon go kill yourself

nihoe: pokemon go take that back

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: pokemon go do ur own homework

nihoe: rude

nihoe: nathanael wouldn't treat me like this

art.hoe: fuck we’re not going to be matching with hoe usernames

[art.hoe changed their name to iwanttoleave]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ha

nihoe: fuck you all

nihoe: alya wouldn't treat me like this

LadyWifi: tf is this bullshit nihoe i want to sleep

iwanttoleave: ha

nihoe: um… adrien wouldn't treat me like this????

bananaboy: uawIHiu fuc k you yugihojok’

nihoe: brb drinking bleach

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[6:02pm]

LadyWifi: eeyo bitches party at mine at 7

bananaboy: okay 1) a party isn't a party with five people and 2) wow thanks for the hour notice

LadyWifi: IM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE YOU USELESS EGGWHIT

[bananaboy has changed their name to eggwhit]

eggwhit: my feelings are hurt I'm not coming anymore

nihoe: :(((((((((

LadyWifi: ADRIEN

eggwhit: nah my dad isn't letting me, gotta keep up that good boy rep

nihoe: im gonna add him to this chat so he can see ur “good boy rep”

eggwhit: lmao

eggwhit: wait you're kidding right

[nihoe has added GabrielAgreste to the chat]

GabrielAgreste: my used underwear is worth 10x more than this group chat

nihoe: …

nihoe: mr agreste!!!

GabrielAgreste: who is everyone in this shitbag

[LadyWifi has changed the chat name to the shitbag]

eggwhit: im not adrien agreste

nihoe: smooth

LadyWifi: seems legit

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: i have awoken

GabrielAgreste: awoken into something horrific if you ask me

[GabrielAgreste has changed their name to GabrielAgREKT]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: WHAT IS HAPPENING

LadyWifi: I DONT KNOW

nihoe: what have i done

eggwhit: SOMEONE FIX THIS

GabrielAgREKT: fix what? your personality? bc its beyond repair

eggwhit: MY OWN FATHER

eggwhit: i mean

eggwhit: shit

GabrielAgREKT: ADRIEN

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: well i hate to ruin this moment but

[ladybugshitimeanmarinette has removed GabrielAgREKT from the chat

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: EVERYONE RUN TO ALYAS

eggwhit: SHIT HES CHASING ME

nihoe: ADRIEN DONT DIE PLS

eggwhit: IM TGRYING NOT DTO

LadyWifi: THE DOOR IS OPEN HURRY

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: WE DID IT THANK THE LORD

eggwhit: i think i aged 50 years from that experience

nihoe: im never adding ur dad on this chat again

iwanttoleave: yo what did i miss

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hey guys,

just letting you know you can request stuff you want to see in this story either

a) on my tumbr ask (which would be prefered): http://phoebehasproblems.tumblr.com/ask

or

b) in the comments if you dont have a tumblr

thanks!!
-phoebe

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[12:42am]

LadyWifi: this chat needs more people

LadyWifi: something to spice it up a bit

eggwhit: alya pls what are you doing

LadyWifi: im gonna add some people

iwanttoleave: oh god

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: why do i feel sacred

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ********SCARED

nihoe: SACRED OMG

eggwhit: mari ur such a sacred person. how do you do it????

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: i smoke the holy waters everyday

LadyWifi: mari pls

eggwhit: wait alya who are you adding

LadyWifi: well, nothing much has been happening on the adrienette ship so we’re gonna make it sail

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ALYA

eggwhit: whats an adrienette

LadyWifi: adrien we’re eight chapters into this fic you should know about your ship already

eggwhit: fic???

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: um what?

nihoe: alya tf did you just write

LadyWifi: honestly no idea

eggwhit: no eyed deer

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: adrien i will remove you

LadyWifi: :^)

iwanttoleave: WHY DOES HE GET TO LEAVE

nihoe: ALYA ARE YOU GOING TO ADD THE PEOPLE OR WHAT THIS IS GETTING OUT OF TOPIC

LadyWifi: oh right

[LadyWifi added QueenBeeChloexoxoxo and Lila<3 to the chat]

[ladybugshitimeanmarinette has left the chat]

[iwanttoleave has added ladybugshitimeanmarinette to the chat]

iwanttoleave: if i cant leave then no one can

QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: what is this monstrosity

[nihoe has changed the chat to The Monstrosity Gang™]

LadyWifi: wow i didn’t know she knew a word that big

QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: alya?

LadyWifi: the one and only

QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: listen here you soggy pack of crayons, who do you think you are adding me to this stupid chat

nihoe: soggy pack of crayons

eggwhit: same

QueenBeeCholexoxoxo: okay obiviosly im not stupid so i know nihoe is that rat nino

nihoe: obiviosly

QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: so who the fuck is eggwhit

eggwhit: um

eggwhit: luigi

[eggwhit has removed QueenBeeCholexoxoxo from the chat]

LadyWifi: ADRIEN

eggwhit: I PANICKED

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: panic! at the monstrosity

[nihoe changed the chat name to: panic! at the monstrosity]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: this is a mess

nihoe: the mess

LadyWifi: the mess™

eggwhit: the shit™

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: eggwhit the eggshit

[eggwhit has changed their name to eggshit]

eggshit: aww now we have matching ‘shit’ names

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: aww

nihoe: its happening

LadyWifi: ASDTYUIOPJIOHUGF&D^S%E

lila<3: adrien, is that you xoxoxoxoxo

eggshit: shit

LadyWifi: not now lila my otp is sailing

[LadyWifi has removed lila<3 from the chat]

nihoe: i thought ladynoir is your otp?

LadyWifi: it still is

eggshit: ladynoir?

LadyWifi: ladybug and chat noir

eggshit: ohhh

eggshit: i ship it

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: -_-

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[9:03am]

nihoe: this lesson is so boringgg

LadyWifi: i would rather shove knives in my ears than listen to ms mendeleiev talk anymore

eggshit: shut up ur gonna get me in trouble

LadyWifi: oh right, your ‘good boy rep”

nihoe: i want to ruin that rep

LadyWifi: :^)

nihoe: what

nihoe: NO WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

iwanttoleave: why is this chat so kinky i s2g

iwanttoleave: why me

LadyWifi: im

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: what happened i came in late

nihoe: nath got sent to the principal for texting

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: o

iwanttoleave: i dont understand

iwanttoleave: you were all texting and she only called me

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ha she hates you

iwanttoleave: she hates you too

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: no she doesnt

LadyWifi: ‘ms dupain-cheng join nathanael in the principals office, i said NO TEXTING IN MY CLASSROOM”

LadyWifi: yes marinette she doesnt hate you at all

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[9:35am]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: uuuuuuuugggggghhhhh

LadyWifi: ha what happened

iwanttoleave: after school detention for three days

eggshit: i want to join

nihoe: I CANNOT BELIEVE

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: WHY DO I SEE ADRIEN RUNNING DOWN THE HALL

LadyWifi: HE THREW HIS CHAIR OVER THE DESK

iwanttoleave: how tf

eggshit: i wanted to join

eggshit: heyo detention gang

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: never say gang again

eggshit: detention buddies

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: pls stop

eggshit: detention convention

iwanttoleave: honourable mention to the detention convention

nihoe: brb im joining

LadyWifi: NINO YOU FUCKWHIT

eggshit: what did he do

LadyWifi: pushed me off my chair to get detention

nihoe: it worked

eggshit: alya join our detention convention

nihoe: ha she already has

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: omg how

LadyWifi: apparently yelling out fuckwhit isn't acceptable

eggshit: NO PREVENTION TO GET INTO THE DETENTION CONVENTION

iwanttoleave: this was a mistake

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[3:37pm]

nihoe: um wtf why isn't the teacher here??

LadyWifi: nino where are you

nihoe: english 7

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: …

eggshit: its in maths 2

nihoe: wtf why did no one tell me

LadyWifi: WE DID

eggshit: shitttttttt

nihoe: what happened

nihoe: ????

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: the teacher made detention an extra day for texting again

nihoe: haahahahha

LadyWifi: nino shut up she said you got an extra day for being late

nihoe: hnnnnnngggggg

eggshit: well done everyone, she added an extra EXTRA day for still texting

nihoe: texting is such a stupid way to get detention

nihoe: lets get creative

LadyWifi: niNO

[ nihoe has changed their name to niYES]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: im leaving

niYes: marinette you cant just leave

niYEs: marinette sit down

niYES: adrien dont follow her she's a bad influence

niYES: ADRIEN

LadyWifi: nihoe shut up my ship is happening

niYES: ur ship just made our detention a week long

LadyWifi: its worth ittttt

NiYES: i wonder what they're doing

[LadyWifi has changed their name to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

iwanttoleave: i dont want to be stuck in the same room with you people anymore

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[3:59pm]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): its been like 20 minutes how has the teacher not noticed that adrienette left

niYES: i swear she's asleep

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): poke her

niYES: no thanks

iwanttoleave: i will

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yes nat

iwanttoleave: for 5 bucks

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): no nat

iwanttoleave: then who's gonna poke her

eggshit: i will

niYES: UR NOT EVEN HERE

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: wait

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): what does that mean and why i am i scared

iwanttoleave: WHAT EVEN

niYES: I CANNOT BELIEVE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 1) how did you two come in through the window WE”RE ON THE SECOND STORY

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 2) WHY ARE YOU PLAYING CRY ME A RIVER

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i wanted my ship to sail but not like this

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): not like this

iwanttoleave: i have 6 more days of this bullshit

eggshit: the bullshit

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: the bullshit™

[niYES has changed the chat to the bullshit™]

[iwanttoleave has left the chat]

[niYES has added iwanttoleave to the chat]

iwanttoleave: stop trying to leave nat rat

[iwanttoleave has changed their name to NatRat]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: why does that sound like a pokemon

niYES: oh no

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: what

eggshit: POKEMON

eggshit: gotta catch them all

eggshit: its you and me

eggshit: i know its my destiny

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): adrien pls

NatRat: i think the teachers waking up turn off the music

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: im not turning off justin timberlake thank you very much

NatRat: thank you marinette, for giving us three more days of this hell hole

niYES: when do we get to leave

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 4:30

niYES: what time is it now

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: nino your phone has the time on it

niYES: oh right

niYES: wtf we’ve still got 20 minutes of this

NatRat: we've still got 9 more days of this

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): im blaming nat

NatRat: WHY ME

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): if you didn't get the first detention this wouldn't have happened

NatRat: if you didn't create this chat this wouldn't have happened

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): touche

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[4:19am]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: why when we spell fridge the d is there but it disappears in refrigerator

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: how come our nose runs but our feet smell

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: why is it called a building if its already built

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: why do we park on driveways but drive on parkways

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: why is delivery by car called shipment but delivery by ship called cargo

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: when you think about it, the brain named itself

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: who knew what time it was when the first clock was made

eggshit: i didn't need this right now

eggshit: why are you still awake

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: saving paris from an akuma

eggshit: same

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: shit no wait um i mean homework

eggshit: aahahha thats what i meant by same obviously ha haha

eggshit: i wonder what ladybug is doing right now

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: screaming

eggshit: what

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: **********sleeping

eggshit: makes sense

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: woah its already 4:30am

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: good thing its the weekend now

eggshit: mari

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: what

eggshit: its friday

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: brb throwing myself into the sun

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[9:31am]

niYES: yo wheres marinette

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): probs sleeping

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): did adrien fall asleep

niYES: ew yes he's drooling

[niYES sent a photo to the chat]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ahahaha ew

niYES: what tf were they doing up anyway

niYES: no offence but homework didn't seem like a good excuse

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ikr and we didn't even have any homework

niYES: something seems fishy

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): very fishy

niYES: nat what do you think

NatRat:  i want to leave this chat

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i s2g

Chapter Text

[2:32am]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: lmao kill myself

niYES: what happened this time

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: no one told me about the science test

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: I've been asleep every lesson

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: i knew nothing

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: the only think i answered was my name

eggshit: lmao sucks for you

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: fight me egghole

[eggshit changed their name to egghole]

niYES: whats an egghole

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: a hole for an egg

egghole: anything is a dildo if you try hard enough

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i s2g

niYES: when did you two get so close anyway???

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): mmhm i would also like to know

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: um

egghole: well

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: oh hey alya did you see the new akuma fight

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): OMG YES I DID!! DID YOU SEE CHAT NOIR AND LADYBUG THEY HAVE GOTTEN SO MUCH CLOSER OMFTUYGIHLIJ:K”

egghole: finally amirite

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): wait

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: what

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): they've kinda been acting like

egghole: like what

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LIKE YOU TWO

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: well shit

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: i mean no they haven't

niYES: actually they kinda have

egghole: i dont know what you mean

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): are you two not telling us something

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: yes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i wasn't expecting a straight forward answer

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): what is it then

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: well um

egghole: we’re not chat noir and ladybug

niYES: makes sense

Chapter Text

[3:39pm]

niYES: umm okay so i know I'm not in the wrong class this time since your all here so

niYES: where is the detention teacher person????

egghole: “detention teacher person”

niYES: shut it egg face

[egghole has changed their name to eggface]

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: i liked egghole better

[eggface has changed their name to egghole]

niYES: CAN SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTYUION

egghole: “questyuion”

niYES: adrien next time you point out my typos i destroy you

egghole: oh shit, looks like I'm now walking on

egghole: egg shells

[ladybugshitimeanmarinette has removed egghole from the chat]

[niYES has added egghole to the chat]

egghole: wow my lady, rude

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): MY LADY

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: shut it chaton

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): CHATON

niYES: CAN SOMEONE PLS ANSWER MY QUESTION

NatRat: no

niYES: aweerstdyfugihojpchfmgug,,jb.b,

egghole: hey guys the teacher is missing

niYES: im

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: you know what that means

egghole: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): MY GOD

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): MARINETTE THIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) MEANT PLS TURN OFF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: we've got a free classroom we can do whatever we want

niYES: what is this, year 3

egghole: yes.

niYES: well okay

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): MARINETTE PLS TURN OFF CRY ME A RIVER I WILL THROW UR PHONE OUT THE WINDOW

ladybugshitmeanmarinette: no pls

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): im serious

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: if you let me keep it on ill give you something???
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): depends what it is

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: chat noir’s number

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): WHAT

egghole: WHAT

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you can play cry me a river forever gimme gimme gimme

egghole: i dont think thats a good idea

[ladybugshitimeanmarinette removed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), niYES and NatRat from the chat]

ladybugshitimeanmarientte: its fine ill give the number to your other phone

egghole: oh right i forgot i had more phones lmao

[ladybugshitimeanmarinette added ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), niYES and NatRat to the chat]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): wtf mari

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: soz it glitched

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): well

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: well what

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): THE NUMBER

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: oh right

[ladybugshitimeanmarinette added shitnoir to the chat]

shitnoir: i would do my salut but i cant really do that over messages lmao

Chapter Text

[3:16am]

niYES: shit noir??

shitnoir: catchy amirite

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: no not really

shitnoir: hey, I've got an idea

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: no you don't

shitnoir: im gonna add someone

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: we don't need anymore people on this chat right alya 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): W̡̨͍̞̯ͬͦͤ̍̽͑̌͠E̼̠̪̩̯͈̩̖̳͛͋ͧͭͪ  ̣̣̐̚ͅH̡͇͓̓̈́͛ͨ̏͛ͯŲ͔̙̳͇͔̺͓̲͚̐̇ͯ̃́̈NǦ̵̹̜̪̪̖̫̌ͨ̂̇͂ͬȨ̶̥̻̱̦̤̥̬̬͕ͩͪͤͧ̇͗̿R̵̢̘̘̩̠̜̭̭̯̅ͩ͂͆̉̅̎ͩ͜ͅ   ̛̖͎̞̎̂̐͊̿̑ͣ͊̐͜͟F̵̹͈̯̘̣̀̽Ô̲̯͇̪̰̼͕̬͒ͣͪ̎͜R͓͚̱͔͌̍̔͐̓̈̚̕͜ͅ ̺̥͙͐́͟ͅ  N̲̹̘̤̱̅̊ͨ̀͝E̸̺͉̦̼͇̜͑ͯͭ̀W͈̳͉̘͈͓̅̃͘ ̸̣̜͙͉̀̊ͤ̐͐ͫͣ́͝  B̵̨͇͍̟͎̞̦̝̄̎̌L̶̠̲̗̙ͥͮ̚Ŏ̊̋ͬ̉͡͏̞̥̤̫̱̪̝̮O̧̳͇͎͊̆ͭ͗̎ͤD̴̯͔̳̘̘̪̼ͨ̓̆͜ͅ

 niYES: wtf

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): add ladybug

shitnoir: on it

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: im screaming

[shitnoir added marinetteshitimeanladybug to the chat]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ytuyiuoipo[kpjhugiyfutdc

marinetteshitimeanladybug: im leaving

shitnoir: what no

[marinetteshitimeanladybug left the chat]

[shitnoir added marinetteshitimeanladybug to the chat]

NatRat: you can leave all you want, but they always find a way to add you back

NatRat: always

shitnoir: now that we are all here, i have something to announce

marinetteshitimeanladybug: what

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): tell me tell me

shitnoir: ladybug and i

shitnoir: are indeed

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): im screeching

shitnoir: best friends

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): im screaming

niYES: whats going on i left for half a minute

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: oh hey adrien hasn't been talking i wonder why

shitnoir: i wonder?? who is adrien?? adrien agreste you mean?? what a cool guy.so cool

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ???????????

shitnoir: the coolest

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): chat noir do you have a crush on adrien??

shitnoir: um

shitnoir: yes

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: unbelievable

niYES: where did ladybug go??

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: im here

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: shit i mean

marinetteshitimeanladybug: im here

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): lol k

Chapter Text

[2:23am]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I've got an idea

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: alya its like 2;30 go to sleep

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): shut up blueberry

[ladybugshitimeanmarinette changed their name to blueberry]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): anyway

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): my idea is that we should add chloe back

blueberry: wtf no i hate her so much she is so rude i want to throw her into the sun she looks so stupid and tacky like who tf wears yellow and stripes like ??? girl u tryna foreshadow something??  u look like a bee more like a bee tch heyo and don't get me started on her eyeshadow bitch ur not 5 anymore invest in some good colours that pastel lipstick makes you look like u have a disease or something boi tf do you think ur doing

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): girl you have some repressing issues

blueberry: pls dont add her

niYES: i think its a p good idea

blueberry: shut up u tree branch you're not helping

niYES: wow rude

niYES: alya add chloe and ill give u 10 bucks

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hell yeah gimme that right now baby

egghole: that was oddly sexual

blueberry: well her name is the booty face

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

blueberry: alya pls

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

egghole: i feel attacked

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

niYES: ARE YOU GONNA ADD CHLOE OR NOT

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) : oh right

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) added QueenBeeChloexoxoxo to the chat]

blueberry: there we go with the fucking bees again thomas u aint slick I'm onto you buddy u better watch ur back pal

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ?????

niYES: chloe u gon say something or u gonna be lurking the whole time

QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: shut the fuck up treebranch

niYES: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME THAT I DONT LOOK LIKE A TREE BRANCH

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) sent an image to the chat: 

]

niYES: WTF

[niYES changed their name to treebranch]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey chole guess who's in this chat

QueenBeeCholexoxoxo: ugh who

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): l

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): a

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): d

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): y

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): b

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): u

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): g

QueenBeeCholexoxoxo: WTGDHNBVCRTXCYTUVYIBOINPML”NBUIYV

QueenBeeCholexoxoxo: UR KIDDING RIGHT

QueenBeeCholexoxoxo: ALYA U BETTER NOT BE KIDDING

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): wait how do you know its me

QueenBeeCholexoxoxo: im not stupid

blueberry: some would object (me)

QueenBeeCholexoxoxo: i will sue u

blueberry: bitch ild like to see u try

QueenBeeCholexoxoxo: is ladybug in this chat or not i need answers make it snappy

blueberry: u know what

marinetteshitimeanladybug: fuck u

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): omg what

marinetteshitimeanladybug: im not taking any off ur shit chloe

QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: well idek if thats even the real ladybug

[marinetteshitimeanladybug changed their name to TheRealLadybug™]

TheRealLadyBug™: im legit

QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: prove it

TheRealLadybug™: bitch tf you want me to do??

QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: come to my house

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

treebranch: ALYA STOP SHIPPING LADYBUG AND CHLOE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): too late

shitnoir: what bout me :*((((((

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): suck my dick banana boi

shitnoir: brb going to beat ur ass

blueberry: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

shitnoir: MARI HOW DARE YOU

NatRat: “MARI”

NatRat: NICKNAME DETECTED

blueberry: you come back from the dead and this is the shit u pull out off ur ass

NatRat: #marichat

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i ship it

treebranch: what about chloe and ladybug

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): tbh im all about #chlonette now

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): otp

QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: tf does otp mean

blueberry: IT MEANS NOTHING”

treebranch: so we’re just shipping marinette with everyone now??

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): not everyone

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): just adrien chat noir and chloe

QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: tf is shipping

blueberry: ITS NOTHING

NatRat: #chlonette

treebranch: #chlonette

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): #chlonette

egghole: #chlonette

blueberry: im screaming

Chapter Text

[4:20am]

blueberry: blaze it
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you don't even do drugs
blueberry: excuse you i smoke all the marijuanas everyday
egghole: #MARIjuana

[blueberry changed their name to MARIjuana]

MARIjuana: blaze it
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): u two are literal children
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): more fuel to my ship amirite ladies
NatRat: rite
niYES: rite
MARIjuana: wtf
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): shhhh marinette just accept it
egghole: *MARIjuana
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): shut up adrine
egghole: *adriennnnnnn
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): piss off adriana
egghole: im crying
QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: wait egghole is adrien???!
egghole: um
egghole: luigi
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE ADELINE
QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: whatever I'm over my crush with him
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): we all know who ur crushing on now
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
QueenBeeChloexoxoxo: what
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
niYES: hey marinette why haven't you been talking lately hmmm????
MARIjuana: um
MARIjuana: luigi
egghole: copy cat
egghole: copy chat
egghole: hahaha get it because I'm ch
egghole: um
MARIjuana: you're what adrien???
egghole: um
egghole: luigi
niYES: WTF IS UP WITH U GUYS AND LUIGI
niYES: if you answer with um luigi i will delete you
MARIjuana: um
egghole: mario

Chapter Text

[7:23am]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): heyo anyone wanna go on an adventure

QueenBeeChloexoxo: not with you

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): u are rude and disrespectful and i have no idea why i added you to this chat

NatRat: for more #chlonette bants

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): rite lol

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): anyway we’re are all going on an adventure i stole my mums car (a/n just incase ur wondering they're aged up to around 17, anyway enough of me breaking the fourth wall…)

MARIjuana: wait what

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): im coming to pick you all up now

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): bring food and overnight stuff

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I've got this all planned out

egghole: im scared

[egghole changed their name to eggscared]

MARIjuana: that doesnt even make sense

eggscared: yes it does shut up

treebranch: sorry buddy gotta agree with mari on this one

eggscared: *MARIjuana

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LET IT GO ADRIONIY

eggscared: MY NAME ISNT ADRIONIY

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I DONT CARE AEROPLANE SHUT TF UP AND LET ME FINISH SAYING MY PLAN

QueenBeeChloexoxo: i dont want to come

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): chloe i s2g

NatRat: ye im with chloe on this do i have to come

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): EVERYONE IS COMING IT WILL BE LIKE A TEAM BONDING EXERCISE

NatRat: but we have the detention convention

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): shush and let me say my plan

MARIjuana: you're never gonna be able to say ur plan

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): tf you mean by that

MARIjuana: its a group chat

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): WELL THIS ISNT JUST ANY GROUP CHAT THIS IS THE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): the

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): what are we called again

eggscared: this sin tin

treebranch: Sin Tin™

[eggscared changed the chat name to Sin Tin™]

MARIjuana: i thought it was called the Hell Hole™

[eggscared changed the chat name to Hell Hole™]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LET ME SAY MY PLAN

treebranch: we have all shutted up say ur plan

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): my plan is that i don't have a plan and we’re just gonna go with the flow lmao I'm picking you all up now

MARIjuana: we’re gonna die

QueenBeeChloexoxo: rip

Chapter Text

[8:34am]

NatRat: how do you jump out of a moving car without dying I'm asking for a friend

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): shut up ratta tootie

NatRat: i am offended

eggscared: ALYA STOP TEXTING YOURE MEANT TO BE DRIVInG FUcKING EyeS oN thE ROaD

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i do what i want

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): when ever i want

treebranch: you're gonna get us killed

treebranch: im adding kim to this so if we all die someone knows its alya’s fault

[treebranch added kimforthewin to the chat]

kimforthewin: why

NatRat: me

kimforthewin: what

[treebranch sent a photo (screenshots of last chapter)]

treebranch: there are you filled in now

kimforthewin: no not really

kimforthewin: who is everyone

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): alya

treebranch: nihoe

kimforthewin: ok guessing thats nino

MARIjuana: marinette

kimforthewin: marinette why

MARIjuana: #420life #drugzRkool #blazeit #high24/7

kimforthewin: i am appalled

NatRat: nath

QueenBeeChloexoxo: chloe

kimforthewin: ew

QueenBeeChloexoxo: um what

NatRat: didn't you used to have a crush on her

kimforthewin: im a changed man

eggscared: more like changed for man amirite

kimforthewin: who tf are you

eggscared: who tf are you

kimforthewin: i asked you first

eggscared: i asked you second

MARIjuana: its adrien

[eggscared changed their name to eggbetrayed]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ADRIEN ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING EGG NAMES THEY DONT MAKE ANY SENSE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF RAVIOLI

eggbetrayed: that was a bit

eggbetrayed: egg-streme

[MARIjuana removed eggbetrayed from the conversation]

kimforthewin: what is happening

treebranch: oh yeah kim isnt with us we have to fill him in

treebranch: but I'm lazy so someone else can fill him in

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ILL DO IT

QueenBeeChloexoxo: ALYA UR DRIVING NO

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): well then you do it

QueenBeeChloexoxo: ugh fine

QueenBeeChloexoxo: alya kidnapped us and is taking us on an “adventure”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): that makes me sound like a pedophile pls rephrase

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): also its a road trip

treebranch: ALYA EYES ON THE ROAD

QueenBeeChloexoxo: alya is driving

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hell yeah i am

treebranch: ALYA NO ONE WANTS TO DIE STOP TEXTING

NatRat: please keep texting and end my suffering

kimforthewin: wow

QueenBeeChloexoxo: nino is shot gun

NatRat: shoot me with a gun

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ok nat idk where this attitude came from

NatRat: it came from being in the same car with you

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): wow ok

treebranch: ALYA

treebranch: THE ROAD

kimforthewin: this is a mess

QueenBeeChloexoxo: ANYWAY

QueenBeeChloexoxo: nath is in the back with all the stuff

NatRat: i want to jump out of this car

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): nat im giving you one more chance before i hit you

treebranch: ALYA IF YOU DoNT STOP TEXTInG I WILL THROW UR PHOnE OUT THE WINdoW

NatRat: throw me out along with it

QueenBeeChloexoxo: CAN YOU LET ME FUCKING FINISH

NatRat: sorry chloe

treebranch: sorry chloe

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): sorry chloe

kimforthewin: sorry chloe

QueenBeeChloexoxo: ok good

QueenBeeChloexoxo: and me mari and adrien are in the back seats

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ok last time I'm texting but can i just point out that mari is asleep on chloe’s shoulder drytfuygiuhoij

NatRat: rdtytfuygihoijo

treebranch: wait we forgot to add adrien back

QueenBeeChloexoxo: hes been complaining the whole time as well how did we forget

NatRat: lmao whoops

[treebranch has added eggbetrayed to the chat]

eggbetrayed: ok im omelettin this one slide

[MARIjuana removed eggbetrayed from the chat]

treebranch: marinette woke up so fast that was scary

Chapter Text

[10:42am] (still roadtripping)

treebranch: WTF

treebranch: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): IM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): BYE

QueenBeeChloexoxo: i

kimforthewin: whats going on

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): how do i end my suffering

NatRat: if i knew i would have already done it

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): nat i swear to god

kimforthewin: no one answered my question

treebranch: how did we not see this coming

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i was so blind

kimforthewin: WHAT IS GOING ON

kimforthewin: I AM NOT THERE ROAD TRIPPING WITH YOU IF YOU FORGOT

eggbetrayed: roadtrippin’

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): adrien im still mad at you for not telling me, stop making jokes

kimforthewin: why isn't mari texting

treebranch: she's asleep

kimforthewin: of course

NatRat: put me in eternal sleep

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): NAT IM GIVING YOU ONE MORE CHANCE OR ELSE

NatRat: or else what

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ILL MURDER YOU NEXT TIME

NatRat: why wait

kimforthewin: WHATS

kimforthewin: GOING

kimforthewin: ON

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): adrien and marinette have been keeping a big secret from us

kimforthewin: sounds juicy, whats the secret

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ok so you'll not believe this but

kimforthewin: but what??

kimforthewin: girl don't keep me hanging

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): adrinette is canon!!!!!!!!!

NatRat: shoot me out of a cannon

kimforthewin: wtf how did they get together

QueenBeeChloexoxo: adrien wont tell us

kimforthewin: wtf why

eggbetrayed: bc im no snitch

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): that doesnt even make sense

NatRat: life doesnt make sense

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you know what nath, ur being a real downer rn

NatRat: hard to be happy when SOMEONE KIDNAPPED YOU TO GO ON A SHITTY ROADTRIP AND YOU HAVE TO SIT IN THE BOOT (a/n boot means trunk)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): …

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): touche

Chapter Text

[12:18pm]

MARIjuana: adrien i want to breakup

[eggbetrayed changed their name to eggshocked]

eggshocked: but why

eggshocked: what have i ever done wrong

MARIjuana: i have a list

MARIjuana: you threw my pillow out the window bc you got jealous of it

MARIjuana: asked my parents if they would make you weed brownies

MARIjuana: make 54 cat puns in a row

MARIjuana: 54

MARIjuana: made us stop the car so you could “admire the nature”

MARIjuana: you wouldn't stop saying “are we there yet” for 20 minutes

MARIjuana: made us stop to pee at every single starbucks we came across. do you know how many starbucks we saw

MARIjuana: you wrote and read a speech about how much you love ladybug

MARIjuana: read all of the road signs we passed out loud. all of them

MARIjuana: complained about being slightly too warm even tho its freezing and made nino turn the ac on

MARIjuana: and stole the aux cord to play kahoot music and wont turn it off

MARIjuana: and you managed to do all that in the last 30 minutes

[eggshocked changed their name to eggburnt]

eggburnt: love me

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[5:53pm]

treebranch: is alya asleep

QueenBeeChloexoxo: yeah i think

treebranch: isn't she supposed to be driving the car

QueenBeeChloexoxo: ya lol

kimforthewin: i am so glad im not there with you

treebranch: we’re nearly back home now anyway

kimforthewin: damn kinda hoping you would die

treebranch: you know what kim

kimforthewin: what

treebranch: im gonna kill you

NatRat: kill me instead

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i wont hesitate bitch

NatRat: wtf is that a knife alya

NatRat: brb im jumping out of the car

QueenBeeChloexoxo: hurry up and drive faster i need to check on my shoes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): chloe

QueenBeeChloexoxo: what

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): they're just shoes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): they aren’t going anywhere

QueenBeeChloexoxo: but i miss them

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): girl

treebranch: ALYA EYES ON THE ROAD

kimforthewin: wheres adrienette

NatRat: sleeping

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):  ***sleeping //together// :^)

eggburnt: what does that mean

treebranch: don't taint adriens innocence

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): so pure

treebranch: EYES

treebranch: ON

treebranch: THE

treebranch: ROAD

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ok mum

treebranch: mummy

NatRat: im kinkshaming

MARIjuana: im awake what did i miss

QueenBeeChloexoxo: nothing really

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ew we’re stuck in traffic

QueenBeeChloexoxo: how long will we be stuck

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): like half an hour

QueenBeeChloexoxo: MY SHOESS

kimforthewin: woah wtf

eggburnt: what

kimforthewin: theres an akuma

kimforthewin: damn this is wild

eggburnt: …

MARIjuana: brb

eggburnt: brb

NatRat: wtf where are they going

QueenBeeChloexoxo: should we follow them??

treebranch: oh hell yeah

treebranch: we can be spies

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): oooh we should get code names

QueenBeeCholexoxo: hell yeah I'm Queen Bee 600

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): oo im Foxy Mama

treebranch: I'm

treebranch: DJ COOL

NatRat: im not doing it

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): may i remind you that i have a knife

NatRat: OKAY GUESS IM T.B 2.0

NatRat: T.B stands for tomato boy

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Queen Bee 600, DJ COOL, and T.B 2.0. LETS DO THIS BINCHES

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[6.00pm]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): follow my lead

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) changed their name to FoxyMama]

treebranch: copy

[treebranch changed their name to DJCOOL]

[NatRat changed their name to endmysuffering]

NatRat: whoops i mean

[NatRat changed their name to T.B.2.0]

[QueenBeeChloexoxo changed their name to QueenBee600]

QueenBee600: aww my username didn't even change that much

FoxyMama: Chloe no time for self pity, we’re spies now

QueenBee600: thats Queen Bee 600 to you

T.B.2.0: wait

FoxyMama: what

T.B.2.0: are we just gonna leave the car in the middle of the road

FoxyMama: oh shit i forgot about that

DJCOOL: how do we move it we’re stuck in traffic

QueenBee600: we can get a private helicopter to tow and fly it away

FoxyMama: …

FoxyMama: forgot you were rich lol

DJCOOL: ok but i doubt a helicopter is gonna come tow the car away in the middle of an akuma attack

QueenBee600: damnit

T.B.2.0: guys it doesnt even matter anymore the akuma exploded the car

FoxyMama: shit good thing we left the car before

FoxyMama: anyway

FoxyMama: which direction did adrienette go

DJCOOL: left

T.B.2.0: right

QueenBee600: forwards

FoxyMama: ur all no help

FoxyMama: i think i saw them running to that alley way lets go

DJCOOL: gotta go fast

kimforthewin: whats going on

QueenBee600: what is kim still doing here

QueenBee600: like no offence your irrelevant now

FoxyMama: true

kimforthewin: ouch

kimforthewin: why cant i stay

DJCOOL: ur not apart of out group

DJCOOL: we’re very elite

T.B.2.0: i agree

QueenBee600: bye kim

[QueenBee600 removed kimforthewin from the chat]

QueenBee600: he didn't even have a spy name

FoxyMama: NOW BACK TO FINDING ADRIENETTE

DJCOOL: they're not in the alley

T.B.2.0: lets ask ladybug and chat noir

FoxyMama: how do we get them to appear??

QueenBee600: legend has it that if you say My Lady three times, chat noir will appear and give you a speech on how much he loves ladybug

FoxyMama: lets try it

DJCOOL: My Lady

DJCOOL: My Lady

DJCOOL: My Lady

DJCOOL: …

DJCOOL: guess it didn't work

shitnoir: I

shitnoir: LOVE

shitnoir: LADYBUG

shitnoir: SO MUCH

DJCOOL: nvm

shitnoir: shes the love of my life

shitnoir: my will to live

shitnoir: her eyes hold the purest of diamonds

shitnoir: her hair is made out of moonlight

shitnoir: her smile is worth a thousand suns

shitnoir: she has elegance that makes ballerinas sigh of envy

shitnoir: she holds my heart in her delicate fingers

shitnoir: she

marinetteshitimeanladybug: okay chat thats enough

shitnoir: BUGINETTE I LOVE YOU

marinetteshitimeanladybug: yes chat i am well aware. i love you too

FoxyMama: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

shitnoir: marry me

marinetteshitimeanladybug: ur like 12

shitnoir: EXCUSE YOU I AM VERY MUCH A MAN I JUST TURNED 17

DJCOOL: sorry to interrupt ur convo dudes but we kinda need ur help

shitnoir: yeah sure

marinetteshitimeanladybug: what do you need

QueenBee600: we lost our friends marinette and adrien

FoxyMama: know where they are?

shitnoir: well

shitnoir: um

marinetteshitimeanladybug: wellwouldyoulookatthatTIMETOLEAVEBYE

[marinetteshitimeanladybug left the chat]

shitnoir: ADIOS

[shitnoir left the chat]

DJCOOL: that was weird..

Chapter Text

[11:43pm]

FoxyMama: oo cleansing ladybug light

FoxyMama: yay the car is back

eggburnt: so i am

DJCOOL: mysterious

MARIjuana: hello i have arrived

QueenBee600: where did u guys go

eggburnt: um

MARIjuana: doing.. things

FoxyMama: more like doing each other amirite

DJCOOL: heyooo

MARIjuana: ANYWAY

MARIjuana: i want a spy name

QueenBee600: oh rite u were away for that

[eggburnt changed their name to spydrien]

[MARIjuana changed their name to ladybugshitimeanmarinette]

[DJCOOL changed the chat name to The Spies]

FoxyMama: mari thats cheating that was your original name

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: i couldnt think of one and i panicked

FoxyMama: fair enough

T.B.2.0: is everyone just gonna ignore that adrien and marinette went missing for 5 hours

DJCOOL: yep

QueenBee600: what else are we meant to do??

T.B.2.0: ANYTHING BUT THAT

spydrien: shhh nath its late. go to sleep

QueenBee600: actually everyone go to sleep we have school tomorrow.

spydrien: #chloeisthemumfriendconfirmed

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: #confirmed

QueenBee600: SLEEP

FoxyMama: goodnight

DJCOOL: sleep tight

spydrien: DONT LET UR FACE BITE HEYYYOOOOO

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: goodnight adrien

spydrien:…night

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[Monday, 9:34am]

QueenBee600: class is so boring does anyone wanna back to the park

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: aight

FoxyMama: hold on girl wait for me

spydrien: wtf how did they all get to leave like that

spydrien: all they said was that they needed to go to the toilet

DJCOOL: bro

DJCOOL: its cause they're girls

spydrien: ?

DJCOOL: they have

DJCOOL: ,,periods,

spydrien: what is that

DJCOOL: its where,, they bleed

DJCOOL: out of

DJCOOL: their

DJCOOL: parts

spydrien: OMF T HEY BLEEDD OUT OF THEI R BOOB S

DJCOOL: dude,, no

DJCOOL: they bleed out of their.,

DJCOOL: other parts

spydrien: OMFGHJ THATS WORSE D

spydrien: THEYR E DYINGG NINO!!@@!!!

spydrien: I DONT WA NT THEM TO DIE

spydrien: NINOO WE HAVE TO HEL P THEM

DJCOOL: ur too pure dude

DJCOOL: too pure

T.B.2.0: u need help.

Chapter Text

[same day, 10:02am]

DJCOOL: girls come back the teacher has an announcement

FoxyMama: nah we cant be bothered just text it to us

DJCOOL: nah i dont want to

T.B.2.0: same

spydrien: ill do it

DJCOOL: bless

spydrien: mlle bustier said that theres a project

spydrien: she hasn't said what its on yet

spydrien: she's talking about how its 70% of our grade

spydrien: she still hasn't announced what its on yet

spydrien: she might not even say it

spydrien: wait nvm she just said what its on

spydrien: that was a lot of suspense lol

QueenBee600: …

QueenBee600: are you not going to tell us what the projects on?????

spydrien: oh right

spydrien: its on chat noir and ladybug

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: a project on me this should be easy

FoxyMama: what

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: ***********************a project on ladybug hahaha lol

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: autocorrect amirite

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: why would the project be on me

ladybugshitmeanmarinette: that would only make sense if I'm ladybug

ladybugshitimeanmarientte: which I'm not ahahahah

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: im clearly marinette lol

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: definitely not ladybug

ladybugshitimeanmainette: 100%

FoxyMama: girl chill we already know ladybug is adrien

spydrien: wait what

Chapter Text

[monday, 7:30pm]

spydrien: are we just gonna ignore how alya thinks I’m ladybug?

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: yes

spydrien: wow ok

spydrien: i thought u loved me

ladybugshitmeanmarinette: i love you, but i love annoying more

spydrien: meOUCH

spydrien: you wound me my lady

ladybugshitmeanmarinette: shut up you actual piece of bread

spydrien: if I'm the bread then ur the spread ;)))

[ladybugshitmeanmarinette removed spydrien from the conversation]

[FoxyMama added spydrien to the chat]

FoxyMama: who even is adrien

FoxyMama: one minute he's all innocent and pure

FoxyMama: and then the next minute he's all flirty and full of s i n

FoxyMama: acting like… chat noir

FoxyMama: that can only mean one thing

FoxyMama: adrien is ladybug

spydrien: HOW

spydrien: HOW DO YOU GET IM LADYBUG FROM THAT

DJCOOL: face it dude

DJCOOL: we all know your secret

spydrien: not you too nino

QueenBee600: i dont thing you're ladybug

spydrien: THANK YOU

QueenBee600: you're too dumb to be her

spydrien: excuse me

Chapter Text

[christmas eve, 2:04pm]

FoxyMama: yo

spydrien: i never fucked wayne i never fucked drake

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: on my life man

DJCOOL: fucks sake

FoxyMama: when the squad synchronises <3 <3 <3

DJCOOL: merry christmas eve here’s an early christmas present https://open.spotify.com/user/ninohassickbeats/playlist/5e20Z90KerPjUX62qUqGsc

FoxyMama: this

FoxyMama: this is just your spotify playlist

DJCOOL: its a gift from the heavens

ladybugshitimeanmarinette: its a gift from your ass

DJCOOL: shut up marinade

[ladybugshitimeanmarinette changed their name to marinade]

spydrien: i think the playlist is

spydrien: playlit

[marinade removed spydrien from the chat]

FoxyMama: im not even gonna add him back that was horrible

DJCOOL: my eyes burn

DJCOOL: his pun has blinded me bc thats how bad it was

marinade: now you know how i feel everyday

FoxyMama: honestly girl idek why you date him sometimes

marinade: same

T.B.2.0: has this chat turned into just roasting adrien bc I'm down

marinade: wait guys

marinade: i feel bad talking shit about him behind his back

[marinade added spydrien to the chat]

marinade: we should do it to his face :)))

[T.B.2.0 change the group name to #roastadrien2k16]

spydrien: whats going on

FoxyMama: the end of ur career

DJCOOL: #AdrienAgresteIsOverParty

spydrien: ;(((((((

marinade: why is it winking

spydrien: bc why not ;))

marinade: oh god

spydrien: ;))))

spydrien: pls love me i feed off affection

DJCOOL: adrien is a cat confirmed

FoxyMama: hmmmm suspicious

Chapter Text

[monday, 8:00am]

spydrien: mari christmas

[marinade removed spydrien from the chat]

[spydrien added himself to the chat bc he aint no punk ass bitch]

spydrien: m a r i   c h r i s t m a s

marinade: HOW TF DID YOU ADD YOURSELF BACK TO THE CHAT

spydrien: christmas magic

marinade: CHRISTMAS WAS OVER A WEEK AGO

spydrien: WELL I JUST THOUGHT OF THE PUN JUST THEN

marinade: why cant i escape your puns

spydrien: bc we were meant to be

spydrien: and its not like i chase you around with them

marinade: YOU CHASED ME AROUND THE ROOFTOPS LAST NIGHT WITH YOUR PUNS

spydrien: WELL YOU PUSHED ME OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER

marinade: YOU DESERVED IT

DJCOOL: wait wtf

DJCOOL: YOU PUSHED ADRIEN OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER!?!?!??!

marinade: hahhahah what, i never did that haha you're crazy lol

T.B.2.0: …you just confirmed it three messages ago

marinade: confirmed it?? haha what, i would never confirm something i never did (◕◡◕✿)

T.B.2.0: but adrien literally said you pushed him off the eiffel tower

marinade: adrien?? i dont know him (◕◡◕✿) haha what is an eiffel tower, never heard of it lol

T.B.2.0: marienette you're an idiot, i have screen shots

marinade: you shot your screen?? maybe you're the idiot ahah (◕◡◕✿)

T.B.2.0: …

marinade: (◕◡◕✿)

T.B.2.0: …..

marinade: (◕◡◕✿)

T.B.2.0: ..

marinade: (0ᴗ0✿)

T.B.2.0: haha what was i talking about?? i gtg byeee (◕ っ ◕✿)

spydrien: BUT I NEED JUSTICE

marinade: (0ᴗ0✿)

spydrien: i got pushed off the eiffel tower?? haha thats crazy, i don't even live in paris (^◕ﻌ◕✿^)

DJCOOL: ,,dude,,,youve lived in paris your whole life

spydrien: (^0 ﻌ O✿^)

marinade: (0◡0✿)

DJCOOL: haha whats paris?? sounds tasty lol  (◕▿◕✿)

FoxyMama: i stay off my phone for 5 minutes and everyone gets possessed

marinade: (0◡0✿)

spydrien: (^0 ﻌ O✿^)

DJCOOL: (0▿0✿)

FoxyMama: only the devil possesses (◕ ワ ◕✿)

Chapter Text

[wednesday, 9:56am]

QueenBee600: i slept in, did anyone miss me. xxx

DJCOOL: sabrina

spydrien: sabrina

FoxyMama: sabrina

marinade: sabrina

QueenBee600: we’re still waiting for nathaneals input, someone else could have missed me.

marinade: i dont mean to sound rude but chloe wtf why r u talking so proper

QueenBee600: new years resolution.

DJCOOL: no offence marinette but you should do the same

marinade: wtf fite me

FoxyMama: girl you talk like a 10 year old who just learnt how to text

marinade: alya i thought u were my friend :((

marinade: well if i have to be more proper, nino has to stop using excessive commas

DJCOOL: mari,, my friend,,

DJCOOL: you dont,,

DJCOOL: ,,,understand

marinade: …

DJCOOL: fine, ill use significantly less commas if adrien stops saying puns

spydrien: N I N O

FoxyMama: i think i just heard adrien’s heart break

FoxyMama: nino buddy you better fix that

DJCOOL: did you just,,

DJCOOL: buddyzone me

FoxyMama: we’ve been dating since the end of troisième

spydrien: ill tone down on my puns if alya stops being mean to me

FoxyMama: wtf im not mean to you banana boy

[spydrien changed their name to bananaboy]

bananaboy: living proof

FoxyMama: ugh fine ill try to be nicer

bananaboy: :’)

marinade: i never thought i would say this but,

marinade: did chloe just inspire us to become better people

FoxyMama: …damn

bananaboy: she inspired us to bee better

marinade: adrien

bananaboy: ok i beelive i said i would pun less, not that i would stop them completely

FoxyMama: adrien, i will not hesitate to kill you the next time i see you

bananaboy: well, i guess thats my call to buzz off

marinade: are you going to leave the conversation or??

bananaboy: meowch

marinade: mon minou, if you don't shut the fuck up with the puns it wont be alya killing you.

FoxyMama: back at it again with the cat puns, mon minou . things are getting awfully suspicious

bananaboy: …

bananaboy: are we just going ignore how marinette threatened to kill me

DJCOOL: you had it coming dude

bananaboy: nino, this is the second time you have broken my heart this morning. why must you do this to me

[DJCOOL changed their name to heartbreaker]

heartbreaker: its just who i am

FoxyMama: yeah, the other day nino completely destroyed that little girls heart. why didn't you let her play games on your phone nino?

heartbreaker: you're cruel alya

FoxyMama: its just who i am

bananaboy: you're like a disney villain, pure evil

[FoxyMama changed their name to CrualyaDeVil]

marinade: STTOP WITH THHE FUCKING PUNSS LET ME LIIVE MY LIF E IN    P E A C E

CrualyaDeVil: marinette, i thought you were going to be more proper

[marinade change their name to mlle.dupain-cheng]

mlle.dupain-cheng: may you refrain from using bothersome world play which would allow myself to continuing living free from disturbance.

bananaboy: mari you're like that one meme now

mlle.dupain-cheng: cant escape the memes

mlle.dupain-cheng: adrien if you say a pun

bananaboy: :(

Chapter Text

[thursday, 1:54pm]

heartbreaker: hey wheres adrienette?? lunch ended five minutes ago

CrualyaDeVil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

heartbreaker: alya NO

CrualyaDeVil: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)*:･ﾟ✧

heartbreaker: …

CrualyaDeVil: oh come on we all know they're doing the do in some empty classroom

bananaboy: whats doing the do?

CrualyaDeVil: …sex

bananaboy: whats sex

heartbreaker: oh my sweet summer child, so unblemished,,, so pure,

mlle.dupain-cheng: we weren't having sex alya

CrualyaDeVil: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

mlle.dupain-cheng: ALYA

CrualyaDeVil: hahahaha im just messing with you. besides, we all know adrien is too innocent to do anything that scandalous.

bananaboy: hey thats not true!

heartbreaker: you don't even know what sex is

bananaboy: theres nothing wrong with that, i am only a child

mlle.dupain-cheng: you're 17.

bananaboy: you're right. I'm not a child. I'm a man

heartbreaker: oh god

bananaboy: a very not innocent man

bananaboy: im full off sin you know

bananaboy: im a sour winter man not a sweet summer child

bananaboy: im so full off sin everyone calls me satan

bananaboy: i was born a man

bananaboy: i skipped childhood

bananaboy: ill have you know that i watched the first 8 minutes of Up and i only cried for 20 minutes

bananaboy: i can now open jam jars without nathalie’s help

bananaboy: i can fight anyone (ง'̀-'́)ง

CrualyaDeVil: ok banana boy

[bananaboy changed their name to bananaMAN]

bananaMAN: (ง’̀-‘́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง

heartbreaker: look what you've done

bananaMAN: (ง’̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง

heartbreaker: WHAT DID I EVER DO

bananaMAN: you called me a sweet summer child (ง’̀-‘́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง

mlle.dupain-cheng: nino don't worry he's just being irrational

bananaMAN: say that to my face instead of hiding behind your phone screen

mlle.dupain-cheng: adrien you’re sitting right next to me. you would know that if you werent glaring so hard at that pigeon

bananaMAN: its up to something. i can feel it

mlle.dupain-cheng: the only thing you're feeling is your feather allergies

heartbreaker: BRUTAL

bananaMAN: (ง’̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง 

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just.letting.you.know.that.my.space.bar.broke.so.i.wont.be.updating.for.a.few.days.
peace
-phoebe