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After the Cows' basketball game is cancelled due to an approaching snowstorm, the team is left in the school without a way to get home. Nichole sets up a silly charm to calm Tweek's nerves.
corpse party AU
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"See, that's the thing movies always get wrong. Vampires can only drink from people with your own blood type." The man says. "And there's only one other person in town who has AB negative."
Kyle's stomach churns. "Who?"
A file stamped 'Hell's Pass Hospital' slaps down on the table. A school picture grins up at him smugly.
"Some kid called Eric Cartman. Do you know him?"
Kyle stares. "Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."
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'Cartman looked up to see the boys staring back down at him. It was a sunny day at the park, so the light shone ridiculously bright on them, illuminating their intertwined fingers like they were some sort of yaoi gods.
So fucking gay.'
An interconnected coming of age story through the eyes of good friends, highlighting important moments within the growing relationship of Craig and Tweek.
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It's Senior Year and Craig Tucker is starting his third high school. His father moves them to the suburbs after several school expulsions and the death of Craig's mother.
No one understands Craig, and Craig doesn't understand anyone.
He hates everybody.
Craig joins a Media Studies class with a handful of other senior students, including a fascinatingly frustrating boy named Tweek Tweak - who is also new to the school.
The two are forced to pair up for a project.
Will it be a total disaster, or will the two unexpectedly understand each other and give new meaning to the term 'opposites attract'?
Note: This is the same as my other fic "Short Cuts" EXCEPT I substitute Damien for Craig and make minor edits to make it Craig and not Damien.
Doing this for the Creek lovers who would prefer to read the fic as Craig x Tweek rather than Damien x Tweek
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It's Senior Year and Damien Thorn is starting his third high school. His father moves them to the suburbs after several school expulsions and the death of Damien's mother.
No one understands Damien, and Damien doesn't understand anyone.
He hates everybody.
Damien joins a Media Studies class with a handful of other senior students, including a fascinatingly frustrating boy named Tweek Tweak - who is also new to the school.
The two are forced to pair up for a project.
Will it be a total disaster, or will the two unexpectedly understand each other and give new meaning to the term 'opposites attract'?
This fic has no Craig Tucker and no love triangle - sorry - or maybe I'm not sorry, haha - if you are seeking that, check out my other fics!
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Kenny McCormick has been dealing with the circumstances surrounding his "curse," for years. One day, Professor Chaos approached Mysterion in an attempt to continue their rivalry. What ended up happening was a continuing encounter that will soon turn into a life-changing realization.
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- Part 2 of Scars from South Park
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It was a mistake. Damien couldn’t have known any better when he made his first contract, giving an ‘I owe you’ as a form of payment for something he desired. And even after he found out just how disastrous that could be, he never thought he’d be subjugated to what Kenny wound up having in mind. But that’s just what happens when you make blood oaths with people you don’t actually know.
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Kenny and Craig have been stuck in a bit of a loop. Each time they reach the full moon, the world ends, subsequently resetting. After a new encounter in a sea of familiarity, they find themselves getting closer to one another.
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The new kid dresses like a traffic light and carries cans of spray paint in his bag. Stan can't stop thinking about it.
>> (weekly updates but most likely more frequent than that)
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Kenny and Tweek are sick.
Craig is their captive.
And the bodies keep piling up...
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“Please, Eric my dear, watch some tv with me…You’re always on your phone now…”
Never would I think that abiding by her requests just this once would ruin my life. Maybe, if I had told her to fuck off again, I wouldn’t be the laughing stock of South Park, the rest of America, and England!! That’s basically the entire world!
*But Cartman?*
Yes dear Clyde frog?
*How could your favourite pastime ruin your life?*
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Una carta anónima llega al casillero de Kyle, y con ella, palabras que tocan su corazón y despiertan dentro de él emociones más intensas de las que esperaba
Eventualmente, lo que comienza como un pequeño misterio se vuelve cada vez más intrigante con cada nueva carta que llega, situación que obligará a ambos involucrados a enfrentar sus propios sentimientos y a descubrir aspectos de sí mismos que nunca habían explorado
Mientras Kyle se pregunta quién podría sentir algo tan fuerte por él, pronto su investigación se convierte en un rumor que recorre la escuela, sin que él sospeche que su admirador secreto está mucho más cerca de lo que cree
Por otro lado, Cartman odia sentir cosas por Kyle
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THIS ISN'T FINISHED I'M JUST STARTING IT -and probably won't post alot
Stan and Kyle have always been best friends right even "super best friends" but something changes sophomore year of high school. Kyle devolps a crush on Stan he knows deep down he can't have him because of Wendy but he hopes and dreams. And maybe a little Cupid me might come along and spark a love between them....
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Legend Realm -The Battle Cats- Season 1; Part 1 by Yurunyan22
Fandoms: にゃんこポータル | The Battle Cats (Video Game), そらのおとしもの | Sora no Otoshimono | Heaven's Lost Property, South Park, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha | Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, ゲゲゲの鬼太郎 | GeGeGe no Kitarou (Anime), 魔法の庭ものがたり - あんびるやすこ| Magic Garden Story - Ambiru Yasuko, なんでも魔女商会 - あんびるやすこ| Anything Witch Company - Ambiru Yasuko, ルルとララ - あんびるやすこ| Lulu and Rara - Ambiru Yasuko, ムーンヒルズ魔法宝石店 - あんびるやすこ | Moon Hills Magic Jewelry Store - Ambiru Yasuko, Cats the Commander (Video Game), LINE Rangers (Video Game), プリキュア | PreCure | Pretty Cure Series, 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game), Angry Birds - All Media Types
10 Nov 2025
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The Cat Army appeared from the nowhere, and they started the journey to Legend Realm.
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It’s there, in between the quakes and the deafening sounds of bombs that he looked back to understand himself now.
“Your Highness, what are you doing?” Stan said in a frantic panic. Holding on to the prince’s forearms as his support as he fought to catch his breath. “You have to go back inside. It’s dangerous.”He said, ducking as he spoke, the sounds of firing overhead.
“I know. That’s why I have to come. I can’t let you go alone.”
Two nations on the brink of war. Two friends on a brink of figuring out their fate.
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stan; a nearly graduate in high school, finds himself in the town of South Park, which he moved away from after his parents divorced.. He has been in search of some lost items, but he runs into an old forgotten friend and ends up staying longer than he planned. they each are afraid to be themselvesso how will they come to find each others true identities?
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Now was Stan's turn to snort. Kyle was ever one for wit. God... what had he been thinking befriending anyone else?
"I don't understand why you got bullied, yanno," blurted Stan. "'Should've been me, not you. You're the confident, clever one. Clearly."
Kyle's forehead scrunched, the creases having embedded themselves there since they were thirteen.
"No, dude. Don't-... don't say shit like that," he scolded gently. Soon he had dumped himself next to Stan, leaning his elbows on his knees, his right hand trailing through his red locks. He bumped Stan's shoulder with a tiny grin. "There's no way I'm cool, what with my track record with girls. I don't expect any chick to have ever found me remotely attractive."
"...How...?" Stan said before he could stop himself. "You look.... fine to me."
(It's their freshman year in highschool: fighting, reconciliation, pining, the works. Only, with so much on their plates, Stan's wellbeing goes unchecked.)
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- Part 1 of It Had Always Been Like This
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After being estranged from his super best friend for an entire school year and completely separated for three summer months, Kyle sees Stan again on the first day of his senior year of high school.
But Stan has changed, he is no longer the drunk mess who had to go to rehab last year.
He's different now, and Kyle can't figure out what exactly it is.How much can things change in a single year?
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At a party, Cartman and Butters drink too much...
Maybe more than too much.
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Then, out of nowhere, a voice cut through the wind.
“Eric! Eric, what the hell are you doing?!”
He froze. The sound didn’t fit the silence he had built around himself. It was too real, too loud, too alive.
He didn’t turn around right away. He just stared at the water below, feeling his heartbeat return like a drum in his chest. He knew that voice. He hadn’t heard it in weeks—months, maybe—but it was unmistakable.
Butters.
“Eric, stop! Please!”
The voice cracked, desperate, not like the naive tone it once had. There was panic in it now. Real panic.Or
Eric Cartman is depressed and butters is his only friend