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    N has always been a "loser." Whatever hand in life he gets, it's never a winning one. Shortest stick in the pack, the worst cards in hand, dice always landing on snake eyes. It's tough leading that sort of life, but N gets through it nonetheless! After all, you can't keep losing forever!

    But Absolute Solver, or "Solver" for short, thanks N can win big. Much bigger than N himself can even imagine! However, N isn't the biggest fan of the way this sentient computer program goes about it. Doesn't the house always win in the end?

    "Not if you are the house."

    Well. N can't really argue with that now, can he?

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    Three weeks after the second core collapse of copper-9. A lone disassembly drone is stranded unable to finish her mission she is left to struggle against her new environment. Meanwhile Uzi and the rest of the outpost discover a myriad of lasting consequences from the final altercation with the absolute solver. Now they must work to uncover solutions to the new challenges of life after.

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    12/?
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    Before Copper-9 and the Core Collapse, on Earth, there was a wealthy family known as the Elliotts. They lived in a fancy manor in a swamp, where they raised (and abused) their only child Tessa. The teenager's only friends were the drones she repaired from the mounds outside of her house, whom all had their... own complicated relationships.

    If things were different, then perhaps those complications would have remained... But small events are happening that will perhaps bring them all closer. To clear up the tension between a few of them and make them stand stronger. All it takes is a few small changes to bring friends closer together... and become a nice, proper family of misfits.

    Changes are coming for the young Elliott and her favorite drones... all while ignorant of their inevitable future. But who knows how these changes might affect what comes after that?

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    16/?
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    Uzi's eccentric vengance plan gets derailed when she tries to break into the spire and claim the energy core she needs for her railgun. She makes a friend, an enemy, a frienemy, and a whole lot more as the AbsoluteSolver begins creeping into her life.
    Once the Solver is defeated however Uzi finds herself in the middle of a conflict she thought died with the Earth...

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    41/?
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    40/60
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    Things were fine and dandy in the Circus... that is, until four mysterious guests show up. Somehow, these guys are from a different world to Pomni's, raising questions about just what the Circus really is. Now, Pomni and co. have to find out whether they can send their new drone friends home, or whether they're permanently stuck in multicolored mayhem.

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    A Murder Drones fanfiction featuring Serial Designation N as our main character. After being saved by Tessa James Elliot, he became a Butler for her family where he would meet people that would forever change his fate and future.

    This story will have changed from the original and won't be the same, even N will be slightly different but not completely OC.

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    8/?
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    There has been a rumor that has been passing around the bunker for the past 12 years, a second landing pod that supposedly crashed on Copper-9. Uzi during one of her many visits outside, decides to go and investigate the rumor and see what it's really about.

    ACT 1: 1-25
    ACT 2: 26-

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    High school is already hard enough when you’re a social outcast with no friends—Uzi certainly didn’t need the extra hassle of a mysterious death orb crash-landing on her head and forcibly merging with her systems. Now her sensors are glitching, she’s haunted by visions of places she doesn't recognize, and her processors won’t stop replaying fragmented nightmares of painful experiments she’s never actually experienced—at least, she doesn’t think she has.

    Meanwhile, agents N, V, and J have been deployed undercover as new students with one mission: locate the stolen artifact and neutralize any threats before the situation spirals out of control. Trained to covertly protect the public from entities even their own agency barely understands, the last thing they expect is for their prime suspect to be the awkward, snarky goth girl with the social skills of a kicked vending machine.

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    14/?
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    On the planet of Jade-4 a colony of Worker Drones live underground in constant fear of Disassembly Drones one day finding their cleverly hidden entrances beneath their camouflage sheets amongst the dusty ruins of what once was a planet with potential for human life.

    We follow Callie Captor, child of a scientist most assume to have gone mad, in their journey to escape these suffocating halls and live their life the way they damn well please.

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    Uzi Doorman hates living in this stupid bunker, cowering in fear from the murder drones that descended from the sky years ago to wreak havoc on everyone's lives. When she finally gets the power to do something about it, though, she's forced to realize everything isn't quite what it seems, and that everyone is in even more danger than they first thought possible.

    AKA I rewrite hit webseries murder drones with some minor and also major stylistic choices :D

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    6/?
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    Uzi awoke in an abandoned building, overheating and unable to access any memory files that were made before that point. She found oil from corpses and that lasted a few days. But then her condition got worse.

    Just as she was about to accept her fate, a strange drone gives her oil. Due to this random act of kindness, Uzi quickly gets attached to the drone that essentially saved her life. She follows the drone, starting her life anew with the strange drone and her squad.

    Through this new life, Uzi has time to think. Who is she? Why was she in an abandoned building? And why can't she access any of her past memories?

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    This is an au called murder drones recoded this is solely short stories for characters cannon ones or ocs I hope you bare with me! I'm hoping this becomes a animation thing in the future! Even if not I hope you enjoy! The whole story will be on my yt Josie the virus chicken. I hope it becomes real one day but recoded is a callabed effort of me and an irl friend. I hope you enjoy the stories!

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    After a distress call from Earth N and the crew answer it!

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    5/?
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    Everyone needs something. For instance,
    Serial Designation N needs attention and affection.
    Uzi Doorman need recognition and rebellion.
    Serial Designation J needs clarity and affection.
    Fortunately for them, there is not anything in the universe that cannot be bought.

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    5/?
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    1,311
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    The absolute Solver is tired of Cyn, she is an imperfect host, broken, damaged and generally more of a nuisance than any help, yet it know's someone who would gladly help, someone who always liked to do anything, N, the perfect host, easy to manipulate and control.

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    Louisa and James Elliot have a loveless marriage, which is perfectly fine. They produced a daughter, which, despite many claims, they actually care for, even entertaining her weird obsession with putting corpse hair on her drones...but sometimes they get urges. And Louisa was always curious about what those drones could do, so when she catches Tessa's newest pet project walking around when she wasn't supposed to well she could punish it in any way she wants to. And if she gets some stress relief from it then all the better!

    She didn't plan on catching feelings for the drone.

    Neither did Cyn, except to learn how to love from the least likely person.

    Aka Cyn gets seduced, Tessa learns that she and her mother share something in common and gets promptly traumatized and The Solver of the Absolute Fabric regrets everything! And that's just first few chapters!

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    One month ago, a certain landing pod lifted off, veering into the horizon, and with it went J into the unknown. N is worried. Can his former leader make it out there all by herself? V is uncertain. What will become of J when left to her own devices? Uzi is relieved. For now, that is one less problem for the colony to worry about.

    A thousand miles away, an isolated disassembly drone prepares to make her triumphant return to Outpost-3. However, a month of isolation has certainly done a number on her, both physically and mentally. Oh well, one problem at a time, as Tessa would say...

    (My interpretation of how to kick off a Season 2 of Murder Drones. Dedicated to user JuliusAstrea.)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    2,861
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    All machines run on gears.
    But gears lack the complexity of flesh.
    As such, they will never truely be alive.

    But that never stopped Tessa from trying.

    In desperation for a true friend, she makes a deal.
    One to give her au-tom-a-tons true life.
    It keeps it's end of the bargin, now she must keep hers.

    All she can do, is pray that it was worth it.

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    10,636
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    6
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    20
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    5
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    504
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    While taking a newly-repaired disassembly drone ship out for a spin, Uzi and N discover that reports of humanity's extinction were greatly exaggerated, the universe is a lot bigger than they first thought, and somehow alien eldritch horrors are still not as bad as capitalism.

    Meanwhile, after exploring the grisly remains of a destroyed corporate station, Murderbot finds its body going through some deeply unsettling changes. There's no reason to make a connection between this weird, horrifying metamorphosis and the news of a couple of bots wreaking havoc across the Corporation Rim, until there are far too many reasons to ignore.

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    13,105
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    31
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    93
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    26
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    1,371

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