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    Tessa Elliott always thought her mother would be the end of her. A plague that haunts her even in happiness. An inky darkness that swallows all light. She sought refuge from her abusive ways in her drones, her only friends. Yet, the night of the gala, she learns that even friends can turn on you. And the darkness in her life has been hiding amidst the light. The light it shall consume, until all is null. And even if she survives this new threat...The demons of her mind may prove to be far more dangerous than this physical solver.
    Serial Designation J's world is crumbling around her. Once a simple maid in Elliott manor, she has now been killed time and time again, trapped in an endless cycle. Even worse, she soon learns that her own hands have become soaked in blood and oil. And she doesn't have the thought of being given orders to hide behind now. And when a familiar human lands on Copper-9...Well, everything might as well shatter for the infamous Jay-Bird.
    Tessa lives AU.

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    Before Copper-9 and the Core Collapse, on Earth, there was a wealthy family known as the Elliotts. They lived in a fancy manor in a swamp, where they raised (and abused) their only child Tessa. The teenager's only friends were the drones she repaired from the mounds outside of her house, whom all had their... own complicated relationships.

    If things were different, then perhaps those complications would have remained... But small events are happening that will perhaps bring them all closer. To clear up the tension between a few of them and make them stand stronger. All it takes is a few small changes to bring friends closer together... and become a nice, proper family of misfits.

    Changes are coming for the young Elliott and her favorite drones... all while ignorant of their inevitable future. But who knows how these changes might affect what comes after that?

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    “Get up, Puppy.”

    Static blinded him, filling his audial and visual sensors. He gasped, pushing through the pain coursing through him to sit up, shaking his head to try and dismiss the static and error messages peeking through it. What was that voice? Puppy - was that him? Where was he?

    The static in his sensors resolved itself to show him the ruined cityscape filled with snow and ash around him. Wind howled past his audials. Looking down at himself, he was also covered in it; he must have been sitting here a while.

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    It has been a week since that dreadful accident at camp, and oh boy. The fallout is barely the beginning of the change that would occur next. N and Lizzy have to deal with it (or cause more)

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    6/?
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    It's a kind of story that a drone father tells his child before bedtime...

    Where, after saving the world from an all-powerful Eldritch god and becoming one, the self-proclaimed heroine must battle corruption seeking to regain control, external threats in the form of a squad employed by JCJenson survivors, stalker ghosts, as well as she must manage her relationship with a cute-weird golden retriever Murder Drone.

    This is the story of an angsty teenager newborn goddess, struggling not to become what she hated most in the world, and of those who care about her.

    Rated M for scenes involving sensitive subjects (titles added by Warning)

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    When the Solver understood it was going to lose, it decided everyone would lose too.

    As N wakes as a human in a strange world, the former murder drone promises to himself it would never happen again under his watch.

    He would become the dapper hero he always wanted to be !

    However, just as he is given a new chance at life, maybe some other people got one too. But who ?

    [Murder Drones x MHA fusion. The cast got reincarnated into MHA characters.
    As usual for my cross over, don't expect it too be easy for the heroes and expect a lot of twist.]

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    17/?
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    First, there was Nurgle's essence leaking into MD-verse, and it was a threat. However, another god had his seed readied there as well, and blood and skull shall fertilize its bloom.

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    If the multiverse is a real thing, then there’s a universe where Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way from My Immortal is a drone on Copper-9 doing Mary Sue shenanigans and being goff.

    This is the crossover fic that no one asked for, based on a stray thought of “what if enoby was a murder drones oc instead?”

    So watch (read?) as Serial Designation E-666 causes canon divergence and ruins the story because that’s what Mary Sue ocs do.

    Also N becomes “goff” and J actually has screentime! (well page time since this is a fic but whatever)

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    Louisa and James Elliot have a loveless marriage, which is perfectly fine. They produced a daughter, which, despite many claims, they actually care for, even entertaining her weird obsession with putting corpse hair on her drones...but sometimes they get urges. And Louisa was always curious about what those drones could do, so when she catches Tessa's newest pet project walking around when she wasn't supposed to well she could punish it in any way she wants to. And if she gets some stress relief from it then all the better!

    She didn't plan on catching feelings for the drone.

    Neither did Cyn, except to learn how to love from the least likely person.

    Aka Cyn gets seduced, Tessa learns that she and her mother share something in common and gets promptly traumatized and The Solver of the Absolute Fabric regrets everything! And that's just first few chapters!

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    A headcanon reboot of the original series, must things will remain the same, but there are also gonna be some major changes, like an OC who will play a major roll throghout the story, as well as making the story longer to explore with more detail the characters not only the main ones but the secondary ones as well, and to also explore and develope some interesting concepts that were kind of left aside in the origonal serie, also I do not own any of the character or concepts for this story all rights belong to glitch studio and Liam Vikers, hope you enjoy.

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    The Absolute Solver does not need weapons or its physics-defying powers to hurt its victims, to fill them with doubt and despair. Just the poison it speaks in every sentence is more than enough.

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    2/?
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    To say that Tessa had an interesting life would be an understatement, watching her parents die would suck for most but eh Tessa never got close with them, losing her drones however that sucked, now she's joining Jc Jenson to get them back starting with J.

    (please note this is a Jessa fic, it starts in the gala and it might be awhile til we get to copper 9 which should stay the same until ep 6)

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    13/?
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    (This takes place the morning after Nightmares does)

    It's Cyn's first full day being free of the Solver! It's kinda rough, but she has fun too, and she gets to pick out some toys. She gets to bond with her big brother and big sister again, and big brother N's new girlfriend is nice! This new life is gonna take some getting used to... but she's got her big brother and sister.

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    1/1
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    day 3: grief/mourning/loss

    N has an agonizingly familiar dream. This time, he has someone in his corner.

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    Aki Miller is your typical worker drone at outpost-3, with one little exception. He's crazy obsessed with humans!
    Despite the majority of his peers having negative or neutral feelings on them, Aki stands stubborn, open with his blind admiration for the species that made them, wishing he could experience a real life as a real human. But how will he react to this worldview getting challenged?

     

    One night, while sneaking out to search for leftover human trinkets within the center of the colony, he bumps into a certain edgy railgun-carrying girl who's also sneaking out, albeit outside, and for a very different reason.
    Excited by the prospect of finding precious human relics outside in the city, he follows her, unaware that by doing so his entire life would change and his worldview would be challenged.

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    Uzi agrees to have a fun little snowball fight with Thad, Lizzy, N and V outside the bunker doors. It's the perfect distraction from the thoughts that keep spiraling inside her head. And for stupid reasons.

    It's not like the Absolute Solver's alive anymore, is it? It doesn't live in her, does it? (It does.)

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    This is a joint project with @SynergisticLiabilityBasilWrites
    Half of this story's credit and the characters of "Vera, William, Henry" goes to them without question! Please check them out!
    This is an alternate universe to the main Murder Drones story. By the time it's finished, it could realistically fit in with the end of the Murder Drones story but to be safe we are calling it an AU.
    When does it take place? You'll find out. Where? You'll find out. Who? You'll find out.
    Please check all the tags beforehand as always cuz this might be the heaviest story I've written.

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    7/?
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    Cyn smiled back and for once it wasn't the monstrous face splitting grin from earlier but something that looked almost… genuine. It reminded him of the days so long ago when the sister he thought he knew was still with him, someone he could help and love and protect. Someone he would call family.

    [Genuine smile. I knew you would come around Big Brother.]

    "Well, you know me," N chirped, his smile widening to an almost painful degree. "I love... doing... anything!"

    [I know you do, N. You will love being beautiful like me. Giggle.]

    And then Cyn tore N's chest apart.

    OR:

    N gains wings, a tail and whole lotta trauma as he is slowly transformed from peaceful worker to rabid disassembler by an eldritch horror he once called his sister. A lot of oil, blood, vomit and gore so be warned.

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    15
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    Uzi Doorman and Doll had never really gotten along. Their families had some strange unspoken tension, they fell into different social circles, and when Lizzy started picking on Uzi during high school, Doll decided to join in. And that was before the whole prom incident, where they had tried to kill each other.

    So it came as a real shock to Uzi when Doll decided to save her life. And an even bigger one when she offered to train her in the Solver.

    I mean, she'd be stupid not to take it, right?

    OR: Instead of going Solver Mode in Episode 4, Uzi is saved by Doll, who then offers to help her control her Solver abilities better. As you would expect, this changes things!

    (Title from Stalker's Tango by Autoheart)

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    3/?
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    15
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    1,110
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    One month before the gala, Tessa finds Cyn in the dump, taking her to her personal workshop. While she never cared for the titanic mansion, her family, or high society life, she did care that it gave her plenty of funds to run her own personal drone revivement shop. But the solver didn't expect to be found so soon. It's calculations were off. A new change would have to be made. A new timeline to be invented.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    36
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    6
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    1,280

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