13 Works in Touch-Starved Uzi Doorman

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    Due to Cyn being an absolute menace, emo gremlin Uzi doorman, golden boy serial designation N, and murderous girl serial designation V all end up traveling through the multiverse ending up in different fandoms and different worlds with some being similar to their's.

    Through this adventure they will make new friends and foes, come across powerful antagonists, and find out about themselves,

    All the while Uzi, N and V try to figure out their relationship (it's mainly V having a hard time confessing her love to the both or them) and Cyn gets to discover what it's like to meet someone stronger than herself.

     

    All fandoms belong to their original and respected creators, I own nothing and this is purely for entertainment and fun.

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    1/?
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    “Get up, Puppy.”

    Static blinded him, filling his audial and visual sensors. He gasped, pushing through the pain coursing through him to sit up, shaking his head to try and dismiss the static and error messages peeking through it. What was that voice? Puppy - was that him? Where was he?

    The static in his sensors resolved itself to show him the ruined cityscape filled with snow and ash around him. Wind howled past his audials. Looking down at himself, he was also covered in it; he must have been sitting here a while.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    Being a human in a world of Robots wasn't Noah Arks biggest problem. Nor was it his Gamer System. No, getting a decent meal was what got that title.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    9
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    As N laid in a pool of his own blood watching the sun slowly rise he wondered if the stories about the Queen of Vampires were True, the stories went that if a vampire prayed to her in their final moments she would make their passing painless.
    So as the sun was nearly to N he prayed

    unfortunately their was a bit a misconception.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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    "She should have seen the signs sooner in hindsight.
    N hadn’t been his usual, cheerful self in weeks… and to say it was becoming concerning would have been the understatement of the century."

    It was hard to watch.
    Uzi's patience could only extend so far; seeing the person she loved most suffering with something he uncharacteristically refused to share with her. So when N finally comes to her with a painful burden, and she realises the true extent of the damage the past has done to him, Uzi resolves to do everything in her power to alleviate his suffering.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    281
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    3,987
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    Before, it was just protocol. A directive— a job. The Worker Drone scraps surrounding him were just that: empty scraps, oil-less. But now?

    …All he could see were corpses.


    A story of choices and how those choices define us.

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    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    658
    Kudos:
    1,738
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    309
    Hits:
    59,580
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    It takes a great deal of errors, or a whole lot of battle damage, to go against one's own coding.
    Whether it be by good or bad fortune, one worker is on the receiving end of the murderous robots deciding against mass-murder for once.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    218
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    Cute dumb gay robots being dumb and cute and gay as usual

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    Chapters:
    4/12
    Comments:
    5
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,642
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    Uzi managed to shut the doors before N and the other Disassembly Drones were able to get in. Now her Absolute Solver is surfacing and she has to reach out to the only person who could understand what she's going through for help.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,675
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    V has a rough day mentally, so she goes to Uzi's house and hugs her blanket, hoping to get some comfort from it, knowing Uzi's not home yet. Uzi comes home and sees V crying and gives V what she's always needed: Love.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,042
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    Uzi is preforming a regular scavenging run, even in light of the recent disappearances near Bunker #3 when she encounters the source of the recent disappearances, who turns out to pretty nice, even after getting shot in the head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,459
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,420
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    Just some silly oneshots! Fluff, Angst, Lemon, Lime, and SMUT! This will maybe mainly be smutty sex but whatever! I take requests!

    Series
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    15,913
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    Uzi invites N over to her place for their first sleepover. It doesn't quite go as expected.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,653

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