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Accidentally In Love by SpyGlassez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jul 2025
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Lonely bookseller and book restorer Aziraphale Fell, encouraged by an online friend, decides to advertise for company. He certainly doesn't expect the dynamic Anathema Device or her suave half-brother Anthony J. Crowley to answer his ad. As he and Crowley develop their friendship, it's impossible for him to escape his growing feelings.
When Crowley finds himself persuaded by his half-sister to meet Aziraphale, he doesn’t expect to form a close friendship. As his emotions become involved, he wonders whether Aziraphale would be interested in more.
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“Coffee, Crowley?” Newton gave a quick, sharp glare to the young man, who sneered back.
“No thanks.” Crowley chimed, rising from his chair so quickly it was as though he had levitated from it. “I’ve got things to be doing.” Without waiting for a response, he slinked out of the room and into his bedroom.
Newton rolled his eyes, turning into the kitchen as Aziraphale watched Crowley disappear from view. Aziraphale frowned softly to himself - was it him? Was Crowley disturbed by his sudden coming over, making himself too comfortable? He didn’t have much time to ponder, before Newton returned with two cups of tea and a stack of papers wedged under his arm.
Professor Aziraphale Fell finds himself staying in a small, north London flat with three other young adults. One of whom, seems to thoroughly dislike him.. maybe.
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Anathema Device has been burned in the past. Her parents were never the greatest, though they tried. Her friends never really liked her much, aside from Aziraphale, but he doesn’t count anymore. Her and her twin, Bee were close enough, but they haven’t spoken in seven years. Though her relationships were admittedly disappointing, her love life was always the most disappointing of them all.
Anathema device has been burned in the past, and that’s why she cut off all ties to anyone she knew. She’s staying far away from the flames in the Adirondack Mountains. Her life is lonely but livable, until the guy who broke her heart ten years before shows up at her door. Will Anathema take a leap over the burning pits of hell?
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- Part 1 of Remember that I love you, story+notes
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Heaven's Calling by sixbynine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Dec 2024
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Aziraphale Whitegate is a cellist, the pride and joy of the wealthy and well known, God-fearing, Whitegate family. He is front and centre of their church community, representing everything the family stands for. Talent, dedication, class, subservience and above all else the image of perfection Gabriel has carefully crafted for them.
Crowley hates him the second he meets him. From the tip of his polished shoes to his perfectly buttoned shirt Aziraphale represents the worst of society as far as the guitarist is concerned. Now he’s expected to play alongside him and make nice, even though Aziraphale isn’t exactly making it easy.
But people’s lives are a lot more complicated under the surface.
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Miss Crowley's Guide on How to Seduce a Man by TheTaleGatherer
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Nov 2024
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Summary: They are girls. They are friends. They are straight, right? It’s just that Aziraphale needs help in building up courage in the love departament and Crowley is a very attentive teacher.
i've been inspired by "Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine" by NaroMoreau and summerofspock, and had this idea about they been two college girls instead, finding out their preferences and experimenting together.
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- Part 1 of Miss Crowley's Guide
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Naked in Malibu [PODFIC] by Cowie_Podfics (Gidget_uk), Outrageous_Ring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2024
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Crowley is an A-list actor who has just arrived at his home in Malibu unannounced after production on his space opera unexpectedly shut down. He's excited to relax alone in his space and let it all hang out.
Aziraphale Eastgate, an interior designer, has never met his famous client. But he has a code to the house and he just needs to pop by for a few hours to make some sketches.
They're both about to get more than they bargained for.
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don't let me in (with no intention to keep me) by theineffableprofessor for CBlue, Snarky_Synesthete
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Oct 2024
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Post-the world not ending, Anathema needs a new destiny. Aziraphale and Crowley need jobs. It's the perfect recipe for a detective agency, a heist, and all the hijinks that come with an undercover fake marriage scheme.
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Crowley is an A-list actor who has just arrived at his home in Malibu unannounced after production on his space opera unexpectedly shut down. He's excited to relax alone in his space and let it all hang out.
Aziraphale Eastgate, an interior designer, has never met his famous client. But he has a code to the house and he just needs to pop by for a few hours to make some sketches.
They're both about to get more than they bargained for.
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- Part 1 of Naked in Malibu
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A Glorious Purpose by leon_swedfinqs (froggiekirby10)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jul 2024
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Aziraphale has been running from his past and the place he calls home. They exiled him, considered him a sin, a stain on their image and their church as a whole for simply existing. They soon learned, however, that the one follower they forcibly removed was the key to bringing the whole world to salvation. Forcibly, they get him back behind their walls and get him to agree to help complete the main cause of their congregation.
Burdened with the desire to justify his lifetime of suffering under them, Aziraphale reluctantly agrees and complies. Silently, he stops fighting them, due to the promise that he would return to his true family and husband once they were finally finished with him. The thought of seeing his snake again pushed him through his sleepless night and tiring ceremony.
The Adventurer’s Guild is left to pick up the pieces that their boss left behind. With their second leader in shambles, and a threat bigger than anything they’ve ever faced, the remaining six struggle to plan their rescue and battle strategies. How can one truly fight with everything they’ve got if your enemy is your boss, your best friend, the love of your life?
(Complete!)
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- Part 6 of The Serpent and The Saint
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angel of death by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale is a detective, investigating suspicious deaths in London, while Crowley is a medical examiner at the same police station who gets dragged into the investigation, due to his past and surprising skills. The two strike up an unexpected friendship and strive to solve this mysterious case and save the people of London from 'The Angel of Death', as well as bringing justice to the unfortunate victims. They are aided by Aziraphale's partner, Anathema, an aspiring and driven young detective.
But it is not as simple as it seems... for the case as well as Aziraphale and Crowley's friendship.
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A Tricky Situation (Entirely of his own making) by sixbynine for MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2024
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"Crowley stood up and went to leave, he turned back just as he opened the door and took a deep breath. “You know I was quite excited to come here and work with you. I enjoyed reading your work. I disagree with a lot of it, but your writing style is lovely and every so often you’d let that privileged rich white boy mask drop and it was fantastic. I was hoping to meet that Professor Fell, but I’m beginning to think maybe he doesn’t exist and I’m going to be stuck with a rude stuck up arsehole for the next five years.” He slammed the door behind him before Aziraphale could respond.
Aziraphale gaped, open mouthed, at the shut door."
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Aziraphale is teaching at Kings College London. He's been teaching at King College London for a long time now thank you very much and he does not take kindly to new Professors being sprung on him suddenly.
Especially when this one has quite publically made his opinon of Aziraphale's work known.
Luckily Aziraphale has an understanding penpal...Series
- Part 1 of A Situation
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Mint Tea by CopperBeech for Under_Their_Wings
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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Workaday clerical drone Aziraphale Fell unexpectedly comes into a cottage in the South Downs. But life is as drab as ever, and worse, a disastrous decision has left him with mint running rampant through all the beautiful plantings. It's clearly time someone got him- er, his garden - under control.
A quickie of cheerful, unredeemed filth, which... grew chapters and a plot. I only work here.
“I must say I’ve never encountered anyone using a – a system like yours,” he said, facing away as if the view outside the window were entirely arresting. “I mean – it was very exciting er interesting the way you were, ah, instructing those plants as if they could – does it really get the results you want?”
“Oh, gets results all right,” Crowley said. “Wouldn’t believe size things can grow to, talk to ‘em right.”
This, Aziraphale considered, was accurate. The state of things inside his trousers had become genuinely alarming.
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Newt's Side Quest by leon_swedfinqs (froggiekirby10)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jan 2024
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One afternoon, the adventurers of A.Z Fell & Co found that their resident artificer and spell diffuser Newt had run off on his own quest. Anathema wasn't sure how to react to the news.
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- Part 12 of The Serpent and The Saint
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Before the first light by CupidL0V3
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jan 2024
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Aziraphale is one of the many princes of Edonis, though not first in line as that honour goes to his older brother Gabriel. He's known as the 'people's prince', beloved by his kingdom - hated by almost all of the royal family.
Crowley is one of four deities worshipped ( and feared ) by the people of Edonis. The four keep to themselves deep within a vast and seemingly endless forest. Barely coming in contact with any mortals, the king does get to speak with the deity known as Hastur when he's first crowned king. Aside from that, nobody has ever been lucky enough to be graced by their presence.
Until now, that is.
Keep in mind : Rating may be changed as I write this!
( Yes, the title does come from the Hozier song )
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Hungry Eyes by Yellowvelvetcake
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Dec 2023
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Crowley works in a coffeeshop, which Aziraphale frequently visits. They are both very attracted to each other, but are certain that the other is completely out of their league. So... they continue to stare at each other from a distance.
But what happens when they’re forced to talk?
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Tongues & Teeth by chassmaree
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Sep 2023
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It started with a shock or red hair and a feral cat.
Love stories of an angel and a demon, a human florist and a bookseller, and of the world Ending. Again.
...More simply put: the Antichrist goes missing so Nina (the demon) and Maggie (the angel) are looking for a way to stop the Apocalypse from happening yet again with the help of a few humans. It turns into a romcom. Some things are ineffable like that.
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How To Parent Trap Your Favorite Bookseller: For Dummies by TheBoomBoomRoom
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Sep 2023
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Prequel to: How to Summon Demons: For Dummies
The Them are of the opinion that Aziraphale Fell, bookseller of Tadfield, is lonely and in desperate need of a partner.
The fact that they’re not WRONG is, of course, besides the point.
So, they decide the only reasonable course of action is to take matters into their own hands. Unfortunately, they’re going to need a bit of help….
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- Part 1 of For Dummies
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Anthony J Crowley is a gardener in the small village of Tadfield, making barely enough to get by. He rents a room, doesn't eat or drink much, but he's getting to live his 'passion', whatever that means.
Aziraphale Godfrey, a professional antiques dealer, is engaged and he has no reason to be unhappy. He has a wonderful apartment, is taken care of, and only sometimes is he made to feel small and inadequate.
When Crowley comes into an inheritance that includes a number of items that he's pretty sure are junk, he is way out of his depth, and readily calls up a professional to help him work through it. Turns out they both have a lot to unpack.
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I wanted to write about sad Aziraphale becoming happy Aziraphale, so here we are.
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behind (un)locked doors by bitterblueashes
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Sep 2023
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Crowley goes to an escape room with his nephew Warlock, only, after a few technical difficulties, things still might get even weirder. (For everyone involved. Including the pretty guy in the Victorian getup. Oh god.)
Sort of urban fantasy. Have fun. They're dorks.
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I'm Gonna Set Things Right Again by iocallistoeuropa
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale has gone off to Heaven, Crowley is driving around the country aimlessly, Muriel has learned how to have a "cupperty", and Give Me Coffee... or Give Me Death has now been expanded and renamed Give Me Coffee, Give Me Records... or Give Me Death. Some things have changed for the better, but others have turned into quite a mess. Is there any way to set things right again?