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Sequel to "My Child".
After escaping Alternia, Signless and company meet their Beforan alternates. In another timeline, Dirk must come to terms with his own flaws in order to help his new companion. What secrets will Signless discover about his alternate's past? Will Dirk be able to push past his own shitty personality? Read and find out.Series
- Part 4 of Guardians and God Tiers
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Local Robot Becomes a Hero by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Aug 2021
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Hal Strider starts on his journey to become a hero.
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Humans have long since wiped out their civilization on Earth and now reside on the ARK-314 - A highly advanced massive spaceship controlled by a sentient artificial intelligence computer ruling over the ships functions known as “AR” or “Auto-responder”; the purpose? To solely seek and rebuild life on a planet that can sustain life.
You are a young engineer specifically trained and qualified to maintain the AR and perform statutory maintenance over the systems it runs, forming a weird sort of connection with the supercomputer that, to your misfortunate after a large scale databank corruption, would quickly turn into something much darker when you discover the AR's disturbing existence, humanity's past sins and battle to save your species' life when placed at the mercy of a malfunctioning supercomputer that muddies the waters of what it means to be human and machine.
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roxy wakes up one morning extra horny for her robohusbando. hal, for a change, decides to try and tease her for as long as she will withstand. hilarity ensues (and so does a lot of sexy shit)
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David Bowman and few of his colleagues reach Discovery One for a short scientific expedition. Once there, they're welcomed by another crew of scientists and are finally introduced to the renowned H.A.L. 9000, the state-of-the-art sentient android working as a member of the ship.
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You've been told that there's been a disturbance at the old Strider residence, and you're sent by Dirk to check it out.
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With You I Serve (With You I Fall Down) by Grubbutts, LPSunnyBunny for thymelord
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Aug 2020
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Dirk has regrets. So many of them have to keep locked away- but maybe he can fix at least one of them.
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When Dirk decided to give his AR a body, he thought he would have a great in-home doctor alongside some sort of company.
The only problem is that Robots are not medical professionals, and Hal has a strange fascination with the complete and utter control he has over Dirk when he's got his fingers in the boys ass.Among other things,
Alternate title; I, Robot, the porn re-run.
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Lil Hal finally has a body, but he has no friends and nothing to do. John Egbert becomes both- a friend, and something to do, that is. He vows to show Hal everything he's never experienced before.
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- Part 2 of 𝘽𝙊𝙏𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋! | Lil Hal Shit
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SFW version: Hal finally gets a body.
NSFW version: Hal finally gets a body. It is very easily overstimulated, and this leads to some self macking.NSFW section begins after the horizontal line! The SFW section can be read on its own and still make sense.
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- Part 1 of 𝘽𝙊𝙏𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋! | Lil Hal Shit
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After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.Sequel to The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons
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It's been nearly a few months since they both appeared in this new world. They have no idea on what happened but both former sprites are now on a very different Earth with very different but mostly familiar bodies, for two things Hal now has a body of his own somewhat and Davesprite is still part bird.
This new world is very different and strange to both, its set in the future and one important detail that shocked both was that in this world: Dave Strider, little brother to famous twins David 'D' Strider and Dereck 'Bro' Strider and a twin himself to Dirk Strider, died at the age of 12, 4 years ago. Now how does this fare for Davesprite now dubbed 'Qrow Davis' who looks almost exactly like the deceased Strider with him being the alternate version of said deceased Strider?
It was bad enough with monsters and enemies from the game popping up every once and a while, not to mention their unwilling and accidental involvement with the dark underworld. They've done their best avoiding anything that might cause them problems but one single mistake from Qrow has the ex-players and involvements from the game chasing after him. Especially the family of Striders who are convinced that he is their Dave.
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- Part 1 of Former Strider Sprites
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A set of companion ficlets that take place between the end of Endangered and the start of the upcoming sequel.
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- Part 2 of Endangeredverse
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Your name is Dirk Lalonde, you are the head robotics engineer of Crocker Laboratories of the mighty Crocker Corporation. You are friends with it's heiress and a loving, respected big brother to three other siblings. You have just met the most infuriating man you have ever known, he looks almost just like you.
You decided you want him.
Your name is Hal Strider, you used to be shades but now you are half-organic and in a new world with your new 'brothers' who are in the same situation as you. Striders do not exist in this world, this changes with you and your brothers. You have just met the Dirk of this world, he looks the same but he's entirely different.
You decided you hate him.
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- Part 2 of Former Strider Sprites
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Dirk and Hal are the same but different in a lot of the same and different ways. And yet they stick together. After a few long thinks they realize why.
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Stridercest Secret Santa gift for forkidcest!
The thing about being Dirk is that you always, always want to suffer for something. Dirk was a being made for penitence, and it is something that he wears beautifully. The thing about being not enough of Dirk, is that you hold a grudge, and you agree that he should suffer- but you’re proactive enough to take it into your own hands. You have had more than enough of watching and wishing.
(Never mind that the thought of him making his amends with anyone else in this way makes something ugly and jealous rear in your head, accompanied by a strange, heavy anger that sits uncomfortably on your chest. No. That’s irrelevant.)
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“Rose. He’s so soft.” That seemed to be Dave’s favorite term for Dirk, she’d noticed.
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“You know,” you say, when the drink warms your throat enough, “you know he’ll be cheesed as all-get-out.”
“I know.” Dirk lifts hair from the body’s nape and plugs some wires he stripped off the shades. “I’m mad at myself all the time.”
Then he does this funny thing, like a kiss, to the artificial skin just under the wire, at the base of the spine. You can see his breath: it mists and crackles like a fucking wisp.
The AR opens his eyes.
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Date Ruined by orphan_account for my boyfriend who doesn't own an archive account but yeah
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Jun 2018
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Hal makes some miscalculations when planning his big date for his and Roxy's one year of dating anniversary and things go south fast.
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Hal and DS talk things out.
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- Part 4 of i hope you find your peace