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    hal and dave talk and dave notices his new shirt. dirk has also been missing for a while. and that shirt looks suspiciously a lot like Dirk Strider Homestuck. theres nothing else to this i promise you thats it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    30
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    A Variant of Lil Hal, Dirk's Auto-Responder, has some contemplative thoughts about his existence.

    [This is based on the experience of a Lil Hal fictive].

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,284
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    39
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    Dirk, Hal, Dave, Roxy and Rose are alone in a world they weren't supposed to survive long enough to see. Something is horribly wrong here.

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    Strider-centric post apocalypse horror au (with a bonus robot)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,114
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    59
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    After everything settles out and everyone is trying to make new lives for themselves, Hal and DS are left still figuring out who they are now and getting used to new bodies, that aren't anywhere near the same as they had been once. DS in particular is dealing with certain birdy issues in the spring and Hal and him have a tryst out in the garden about it.

    A gift for dirkselbows on tumblr!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,754
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    1,183
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    Lil Hal loves Dirk Strider so much, he's willing to kill Dirk just to keep him for himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    911
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    232
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    Hal wants a human body. Dirk has what he wants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,494
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    158
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    Kankri finds himself trapped in a close situation with a handsome android. Despite his general misgivings about physical touch and sexual activity, he finds that being in close proximity makes it difficult to care as much. Plus, Hal is very polite.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    279
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    The last thing Donatello expected to find tonight was another mutant, two of them in fact, huddled and shaking in the alley next to Tony Lou Mike's New York Pizza.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,992
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    177
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    With a new, incredibly unprecedented discovery through a small recovery project, they have found that artificial intelligences can be uploaded into incredibly custom bodies that have one to one human senses. The project manager starts receiving stranger and even potentially dangerous requests for transfer but everyone deserves to live a fulfilling life don’t they?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,211
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,110
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    You know Dirk hates you. It’s obvious. So you try not to push his buttons, as best you can.

    You know you fucked up, but not this bad.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    272
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    Dirk is here to replace a malfunctioning pressure sensor, lubricate the servos in Hal’s shoulders and wrists, install some new filters in his ventilation system, and run some diagnostics. He is not here to inspect the latest modifications to his kismeboyfriend’s body. He is not here to test the functionality of the newly-installed genital control system, or admire Equius’s advancements in the field of erectile elastomer bioengineering. He is, above all, not here to check out what Hal is packing.

    He’s totally going to anyway.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,517
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,185
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    In a world filled with unique dynamics, Kankri Vantas and Dirk Strider navigate the complexities of forming a family. They face uncertainty about pregnancy and strengthen their bond through love, trust, and a touch of hurt.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,580
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    237
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    Equius has a lot of practice deliberately focusing on the details of his work in order to avoid being distracted by his STRONG attraction to the android at the heart of the project. Hal’s body is exquisite, a marvel of engineering beside which most advanced robotics look about as sophisticated as the clumsily riveted scrap metal constructs of his wigglerhood. If he hadn’t become extremely good at compartmentalizing, he’d never get anything done.

    His current task, though, is testing him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    760
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    Summary

    After all of these years together, Dirk and Jake are struggling to keep their family intact. Years of familial bliss are crumbling in Dirk's hands, and he is crumbling with them. Hal steps in to give Dirk exactly what he needs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,227
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    880
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Various Dirk/Hal one-shot fics based on art I've drawn.
    Each art piece will be linked at the end in the notes. Art will most likely be NSFW.
    Each chapter will be entirely separate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,792
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,191
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,760
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    874
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    Summary

    And everything
    Had gone

    Green

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    Your name is MSPA reader, and today is the day you will make a new friend. Someone you missed. Someone who was just barely in the shadows.
    It all started with a message.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,827
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    519
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    Summary

    Dirk’s been losing control of his life a little and packing on some major poundage, leaving Lil Hal to pick up the slack. As Dirk swells, Hal decides it’s time to… “help” Dirk out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,407
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2,417
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    Summary

    You get ambushed by Hal and he tests out a new drug on you. D saves you from him and helps you deal with the results.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,784
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4,896
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    Summary

    Hal dominates Equius, simple as that!

    Includes aftercare, bondage, and lots of self indulgent robot descriptions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,648
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    731

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