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For the past month, John Egbert hadn't been seen outside of his home.
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It's been years since the end of the game. Rose and Dave are worried about John, who rarely leaves his home. They also worry for Dirk. Jake helps them in their plan to get them both out of their homes, even if Jake knows Dirk would rather stay at home and listen to Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen.
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- Part 1 of Emotion
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John and Dirk are dating...finally, but they haven't told anyone. Or have tried not telling anyone. Sometime they'll have to bring it up, but they do a good job of waiting as long as possible, distracting themselves with baking gone wrong and puppets.
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- Part 2 of Emotion
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A young man sits in his room voice chatting with another young man....
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You built your identity around being unloveable. When John challenges your identity, you find yourself challenging his.
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Dave is left to ponder and think about his recent behavior in response to Dirk and John new relationship, and wonders if his overreaction was jeopardise his relationships with his brother and his best friend. (DirkJohn mention)
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John trying to catch up on some work after a long day's work, gets a message from his boyfriend to look out the window.
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Speaking of which, he stands above you now. The John from earlier today, who had stared you down with a bright glint in his eye over the breakfast table, told you he wanted to behead you, and then promptly disappeared has his hands cupped over your scalp, curling through your hair and breaking out the gel. The John from right now, who had rushed you down into the dungeon after checking his watch and exclaiming “Oh, I’m here now!” straddles your waist, his jeans rubbing against your bare torso as he squirms.
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John Egbert suggests they play around with beheading. Two retcon johns, one dirk, one knife, and lots and lots of gore. -
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Your name is John Egbert. You've been in the hunting business for 10 years or so, that's a lot of experience right? So why on god’s green one did you let yourself get the hots for a blonde demon with an awful attitude? Who knows, but you’re in this mess now might as well enjoy it while you can.
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Your name is John Egbert. You hate your job.
You sit here all day, making coffee, dealing with cranky old people, and for what? Minimum wage? It gets you what you need and pays rent but you wish there was more to it.
Then every day after work, Dirk Strider - your best friend's brother - comes in to order his coffee and you feel almost protected in his company. You know legally you'd have to keep him from coming back if he beat someone up in the store there's a small part of you that knows he will if he needs to.
You start to think this shitty job is a bit more worth it to see him. Even Dave barely visits you at work, because he has a girlfriend and a job. And who visits their friend at work? You can see him outside of work whenever. But Dirk, it's different. It's always nice seeing him.
Because he's your friend. Dirk is a great friend and you care about him. You just like spending time with him.
Is it normal to somewhat want to make out with your friend?
(Artist collaborating with me on the fic: @frostwolf319 on insta.)
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Meeting your soul mate is all one could wish for, but living in fear of loving them is never easy. Hushed whispers behind closed doors and affection that could never meet the light of day in their lifetime is all our two lovers know. 81 year old John Egbert gives us an inside look of life in the time and the story of his late lover, Dirk Strider.
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and tonight is a full moon, and you know what that means...
It's your monthly routine to go searching for John in his usual hangout spots and bring back home without as little trouble as possible. Of course, having to deal with an extra clingy, a very horny werewolf is easier said than done, but luckily you've prepared for every scenario when it comes to John.
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John and Dirk are both technically hopeless, and hopelessly into each other. They technically could try becoming closer, and also technically /could/ try to understand one another. Whatever happened next didn't matter to them yet.
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dirkjohn college au, very short fic of confession and gay panic.
ill do a davesolkat sequel to it if suggested.[ships: dirkjohn, davesolkat, roxioppe, rosemary, jadenep]
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The way his light brown eyes looked under the brown light was almost unbelievable, there was no way one could recreate that onto a drawing. His eyebrows were too intense, an expression hard to draw. That boy looked like a challenge.
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Souls are the bounty in a bet between the Devil and the Divine, and the mortal population is none the wiser, save a few unique individuals.
After an attempt on his life at a young age, Karkat is now fated to go to hell. Thus he works to keep the angels and devils that may sway the bet in line, because if you're going to be involved in a game that you have almost no standing in...Everyone better be playing by the fucking rules.
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You're John Egbert.
You're the straightest man you've ever known! (Most people you know aren't straight.)
There's one problem, though.
Your friend's older brother is really, really hot.This is my first fanfiction! Please cut me some slack, I'm not very creative.
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Meta commentary. Dramatic irony. Two. Boys. Kissing.
Hell yes.
Hell fucking yes.
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Hal wants a human body. Dirk has what he wants.
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Based on a prompt at the Homesmut Kink meme:
Dirk/John - Conflicting Feelings
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When John comes to stay at the Strider household, he unintentionally starts a war between Dave and Dirk. This is going to be a long two weeks...
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Dirk was no longer a prince of heart, for his heart had shattered into a million pieces. He was a prince of broken hearts. Everything was breaking down right in front of him. He was the destroyer class. He was the one supposed to break others hearts... so why was he the one hurting right now? Will anything be able to heal his heart, or will the pain just become too much to bare?
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Based on a prompt at the Homesmut Kink meme:
Dirk/John - Conflicting Feelings
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Based on a prompt at the Homesmut Kink meme:
Dirk/John - Conflicting Feelings
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Based on a prompt at the Homesmut Kink meme:
Dirk/John - Conflicting Feelings
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Reposted from there as well.Bookmarked by MagicalGirlRealm
11 Nov 2016
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There it is, the fic that pulled me to the dark realm of DirkJohn.
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Why We Can't Have Nice Things by Khemi for theprettypinks
Fandoms: MS Paint Adventures, Homestuck
12 Apr 2016
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Dirk and John suck at dating, Dave sucks at cockblocking, and Rose and Bro are just here to sit back and enjoy the show.
Bookmarked by MagicalGirlRealm
11 Nov 2016
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I like DirkJohn and I like Dave being perturbed with John dating his family, so naturally I Iike this fic
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Dirk Strider is ecstatic at the chance to go to Japan with a few of his classmates. While there, he sightsees, buys anime merchandise, finally gets to eat some real ramen, and so much more; but, the biggest takeaway he gets from his trip is his new dorky boyfriend John.
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Your name is Dirk Strider and you deal with your problems in the worst way possible. The worst way possible has blue eyes, dark hair, and never locks his damn window. Anybody could climb in. Anybody, like you for instance.
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Prompt: Au where Dirk and John who are strangers to each other get stuck in an elevator for a good solid nine hours, Dirk on his way to a con, probably in cosplay, John on an Important Business thing. It’s fucking stupid.
Thank you http://villainveins.tumblr.com/ for the prompt. I'm on tumblr too! https://www.tumblr.com/blog/laurasauras
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- Part 1 of Elevatorstuck AU
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John goes for a walk and gets lost. Featuring way more theoretical debate on who can kick who's ass than ever anticipated. mostly john-centric internal angst and fluff
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Seriously I just wanted a johndirk highschool au so im writing my own. go, follow your dreams.
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His eyes are so bright, the moonlight reflecting off the water and making its way beneath those dumb, pointy shades. Orange, like tangerines and shitty medicine lollipops.
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For DirkJohn week because what fucking day does this fall under? The world will never know.
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Written for Day 2 of Dirkjohn week: gaming/prospit and derse
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John and Dirk are dating...finally, but they haven't told anyone. Or have tried not telling anyone. Sometime they'll have to bring it up, but they do a good job of waiting as long as possible, distracting themselves with baking gone wrong and puppets.
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- Part 2 of Emotion
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You’re so fucked. You haven’t felt this strongly for someone in a long time, and you have no idea how to proceed. How do people normally deal with having a crush on someone? Are you supposed to talk to Dirk? Ignore him? Confess? Should you try to fight him? You don’t know what to do, and the person you would normally ask is the cause of all your problems.
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50% of this series is Jade and Karkat falling in love and having kick-ass fantasy adventures. 50% of this series is John Egbert pulling some Machiavellian Shit(tm) for the sake of a metatextual Discworld joke. All of it is necromancy & death themed. Pick your poison.
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Catacombs - oxfordRoulette
50% Jade and Karkat falling in love and having kick-ass fantasy adventures, 50% John Egbert pulling some Machiavellian Shit(tm) for the sake of a metatextual Discworld joke.
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“I try not to let unrequited love get me down, man. I mean, I think unrequited love is like a universal experience, right. Like, most people experience it, and if there was no unrequited love in the world then everything would just go to shit. Like, if no one was sitting at home, weeping over Brian from work not loving them back or whatever, then what would the sad love song writers of our time have to wax poetic about? Society would fall without our regular dose of Ed Sheeran’s sweet sweet voice serenading us with tragic tales of long lost love, and god forbid the music industry can’t profit off of the general disappointment that is the world of romance -”
“Dirk, what the fuck are you talking about?”
(In which John and Dirk pine over each other to the point where their friends have to step in to try and get the idiots together)
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Alone at a party he wishes he hadn't gone to, Dirk heads out onto a balcony and stumbles across an old friend crying out there. The encounter brings back old feelings, but this time one of them does something about it.